₦airaland Forum

Nigeria problem pass prayers.
We need a revolution.

Micro chip
Seems to be the best it can contain a summary of a full text book. The micro chip can fit into 2 pen covers and it can be easily disposed after use by chewing the paper.

Messy messy

The Skull.
I dint say miners o

The Skull.

OneKinGuy:
Same thing to killer herdsmen, cut their dick off

What do u want them to use for thier virgins.

fuckerstard:
Let them know you people are angry. Remain the statue

Aaah, you want Rochas to die ba

After friday,saturday and Sunday rain in lagos.
The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom, you don' know.
I tell her man's not hot.

That's girls hostel .

tsleazy:
these girls are not fine, they should come to UNIBEN and learn

Fine girls no plenty for hostels na, most posh girls stays off K

cummando:
Abeg wait that guy for the picture dey lick cow yansh?

No he dey suck the cow puna

joey150:
So long as East Africans participate in this marathon, No Nigerian will ever win it.

Nigerians are not as strong as they think. Our dieting, climate and lifestyle means it's almost impossible to win a Martahon against good athletes from East Africa.

East Africans know it's free $$$$ whenever they enter for this competition.

I'm expecting the same Kenyans and Ethiopians to win the men's category. At least 1st, 2nd, 3rd.

A Nigerian can win if he/she train for this marathon for 1year.
Work to beat the record of the winner.

I asked a friend to collect my psp sell and send the cash to me in school cos I was broke.
He sold it and started giving me stories. I acted like I've 4gotten.

We're God wan punish am ehn. He needed admission in my school and he called me. . I told him I can help him get admission gave him a friends acc nd he sent 60k.
> . Me too started posting him later told him they changed our Vc.
Psp then was 25k made profit of 45k

So jamb office is now a micro finance bank that keeps raw 36mil cash .

What would som1 be doing with 86 cars even 99% of car dealers don't own such cars

Lmao mumu guy.
@ that point you put on ur pussycat face and let the begging begin .
Baby please just the cap
Baby please let me just use d D to brush you pussy.
Baby please let me just do 60 seconds if I do more than 60 seconds push me.
Baby please my balls are aching already.
Baby please my tommy aches and I need to pour this thing out.

RuthDaniels:
He is as stupid as his black scar!

This is what happens when Fulani's watch movies! They start thinking like cows

You can't blame him blame the Yoruba movies which are always about 1) armed rubbery, 2) olosho, 3)yahoo boys and 4)babalawo and alfa.

Ok

There is no big deal

Liar.
A man that poured food on you will not take 1 slap from you without beating you blue and black.

ZombiePUNISHER:
I wonder the God you are referring to?

The ggod of the 7 virgins

Girls too don't have conscience , they want a guy that can blow 1mill in 30mins.
Any man who works hard for his money won't do this.
They will learn with time.

If it's me I won't give you my number but that doesn't stop me from saying hello when I see you.

Frenchfriez:
I can feel the pain and frustration but read between the lines, you would get the story.
I can't for the life of me , be a second class citizen anywhere in the world. No matter the benefits.
I'd rather be a local champion in my country than be subservient in another man's country. Forget the talk about 'stooping to conquer', there is what is called self esteem.

1st class citizen buhahahahahahahahahaha.
Only politicians are 1st class citizens here.
1000 class citizen in Nigeria you no see

wink2015:
PEOPLE WHO CAN NOT MANAGE THEIR EMOTIONS.

The killer corporal will face death penalty and also lose the job and lose the woman as well.

PENNY WISE, POUNDS, foolish.

If the corporal has connections
They will play the death penalty enter throwing.

Hmmmmm
The police man should be tied to a tree and anybody in the family with a heart should empty the magazine on the basterd.
As for the pension the gov should shove it down their throat.

samyfreshsmooth:
in summary you're saying women love fuckboys and bad guys right


well issoraite

But ladies that I don't really care about are the ones that takes me serious and the ones I care about acts stupid must times.
The funny thing here is that when my mind are off them,that's when they present them selves as a pRey.

Mynd44:
Give these guys a break abeg. If they want to catch some fun to help relax their nerves, biko, it is allowed.

Even in 1st world war the Germans crossed the enemy lines to celebrate Christmas with the british.
They sang and ate together and both parties used the opportunity to carry thier dead and give them proper burials.

You people want them to join the unemployed.
Better teach them hand work.
because if they search for job for 1yr na back to crime str8

QueenOfNepal:
This is what your dad never told you so buy me a Coldstone icecream for doing his job.

I know he would throw away this opportunity for a date with her @coldstone

Buhari go soon call IGP,IGP X-squad and SARS to come carry the pastor to abuja.

No matter how dumb and stupid some people are
They would still get followers that would lick their butt.
Just like buhari and his followers.