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yungsmart:
wicked bad guy that is the only way they can stop him
GOAT

Yes. Defenders are beginning to learn the Sergio Ramos style "If he's going to give you problem, give am injury"

pelepeleb:
Hello house, please help me out somebody and give me good quote.
My brick layer want to collect #220,000 to plaster 3bed room, each room with toilet and bathroom, a moderate kitchen and store, dinning room and sitting room. This property is in Ilorin.
He want to do the flooring #80,000
And external plastering #65,000
Note. All rooms sitting room and store are standard size. Water is available other materials will be supply be me.

U can negotiate with him.
External -50k
flooring- 60
for the 3 rooms and toilets -150k

LuciferYaweh:
I was there.

The train driver told him, "Silver nor gold I do not have but what I have I give you." then he blared his horn and crushed him.




Praise Yaweh.

It's obvious that you are NOT well at all.

Ciscogod:
Dangote is an humble man, Such humility coming from the richest black man

Recently a Journalist interviewed him and at a point he said " Am listening to you sir" to the Journalist.
That's humility men!!!

Ochuksbaba:
posting his death pics is totally wrong

There is no dead pics there now

Zzyy:
This is what schooling should be like... Use practical questions attimes

lolzzzzzzz no the Usual "Explain using flow chart and diagrams where necessary the process of porphyrin and protein anabolism in the Liver...For 2 marks. lolzzzzz.....my eyes see something for U.I. Msc Biochemistry class 2015

Na which one be her son and which one be Korede Belli..??.

But wait OOooo ...,Are they that dumb.?.

Where in the bible did they ever read that Jesus did that.?. As a matter of fact Jesus served his disciples. He showed them a lesson in service and Humility when he washed the fleets of his disciples in John 13.

And Jesus Washing His Disciples' Feets Was Much More Than Just a Lesson in Service and Humility. Howbeit, I don't want to go into the realm tonight .

Hmmmm....the day is coming when the Son of man will say to people like this man "depart from me...I never knew you. you workers of inequities.

This is the First time ever that a sensible advise will be coming from the miyetti allah group as a means to solve the incessant farmers/herdsmen crises.

MelaninGold:
what is go and settle with your wife,is it by force to marry . He has been battering that woman, finally she complained and her brothers came in. To show you that he is not remorseful he is still making threats . Now you want them to settle, so that he will use anger and murder her finally. Is this what you people call marriage, I would rather remain. Tufiakwa.

I'll advise you to read in between the lines of my comment. Though you should have simply shut your mouth if your brain cannot comprehend what I wrote up there. After all its not compulsory to quote me.

Obainoneandonly:
because u people are notoriously known to be promiscuous

Fallacy of Generalization

That's not the first time he'll slap his wife. Him cup done full.
He should thank God that he didn't die from the wounds where he was stabbed.
Go home and settle with your wife. You might not have a second chance if you are stabbed again.!!!

Vatod:
and please is there any price, just asking as a jjc

No kobo. So many people are just obsessed about wanting to be the first person to comment on as much as possible topics on the forum even when their comment is senseless and does not address the issues in the topic.

Kingspin:
The corruption appear coordinated and top Immigration officers are involve looking at the bribe charge of 35-37K. Uniform price

Mind you, the official price is around 22-25k. They just want to extort people at every opportunity

buddie:
@DavSagacity The fact that your passport was issued in the rock city of abeokuta caused you any headache while travelling? Cos I still wonder why we all are always bent on getting it from Lagos, Abuja where these immigration officers milk us dry.

No it did not. But what I am trying to point out is that why are they collecting excess money from people. This is not peculiar to Lagos and Abuja only Ooo. it will shock you to know that as at the time when I did it, the official price is around 22k. whereas they collected 37k from me. And what I was suppose to collect the same day, took me 3 weeks, 21 day fa !!! for me to collect. so the shaddy acts of these immigration officers is not peculiar to any state. it's throughout the Country. mind you, I didn't calculate the one one thousand I had to part with at the various tables that my file passed through before i eventually got to the data capturing unit.

Deep inside now the guy will be like.." make una take I no want am again"

lonelydora:
Congratulations David.




I was just on my own minding my business when this topic hit the front page. And since you all are sleeping, i became the "First to comment".


Nice

And since to comment first is the target you are passionately running after on Nairaland, to you I say
"May GOd bless your hussle"

I did mine in their Abeokuta Office In April 2018. I paid 37k. I collected it 3 weeks after. While a man that got there after me did data capturing the same day before me and collected his passport right in my presence while I was asked to come back after a week to check if it is ready . When I tried to ask question how come the person that came after me collected his passport immediately .,,their response was " Did u pay the amount the man paid."....?
Kwarruption in immigration offices no be small Oooo

BelovedN:
Nice pictures. You really captured the life of the market. Good job OP.
I don't like going there though. The market is always rowdy.

Yes. He did a wonderful job. That market is always too busy and crowdy

IdreamOfUnicorn:
always baring cleavage

Since she's gat no brain...she has to bare what she's got. Ladies that have something upstairs will NEVER bare their bra like this fool

iamfromlagos:
Abeg no kee person with laugh.
lmao

Abi now....because it will be a rude shock to discover that he has been a house boy all along in his own House

Hmmmmmm.... I can imagine the slap she will receive the next morning thinking the Charm is still potent when she'll say to her husband " have u washed my pants that i soaked in the bathroom and the plate in the kitchen . when u finish clean the house I want to see my friend for the next street".
O boy..!!! great will be her beating that day..

Alpha2k:
some acres of plantain farms already fruiting is available for lease.
The farm has over 1,000 plants per acre and the offer price is 125k per annum.
Instalmental payment is also available.
Farm location is Ogun state.

Which area in Ogun state.?. and How is the security of the area.?.

wow....nice one. Your pigs are very neat and healthy. Your snairy too is superb. Howbeit the corridor of the layers pen is dirty. Am a Poultry farmer too and I sell same farm produce like your farm except that we dont deal with cattles and ducks. Where is your farm located pls.?.if I can get weaned ducks from you..

Ok. Their Uncle and chief Patron Of the Miyetti Allah has won the Election. it's time to resume their evil works.

Baba no get the people time ....from Abuja to One African country last week for the swearing in of a fellow old man as president. Now he's off to Jordan.

shaqhead:
Bravo brother...bravo...uve said it all abeg
..how many of this our modern day "noisemakers" can handle the rigours of a live band... take away auto tunes and there goes the career of 9 out of 10 of them!

Apart from the autotunes and different voice enhancing devices in their music, how many of them can even play any musical instruments.?? It's just that our society and the youth that listen to these musicians are the one making them popular. If the likes of Fela , Ebenezer Obey Fabiyi, King Sunny Ade, Majek Fashek if all the sang about is women and their backside like most of the musician do now, their music would have gone into extinction long ago.


#Holy spirit Come take over the world now #- Majek Fashek....can u imagine that lyrics, the tune, the tempo !!!!

Jayslicky:
I like davido but to say davido is a better singer than fela is an abuse to music, most people don't understand the Dynamics to music, some of davido's song are not even melodious, can davido sustain a pitch for over 10seconds, many people think having a voice that is tiny and smooth is good singing, davido cannot survive a week live performance with fela's band, davido and new generation musicians use autotunes to make their voices better that is why you see them performing nonsense on stage.

God bless You bro. The person is a disgrace to his lineage. small time he will say Davido sings better than Robert Nesta Marley (Bob Marley)

Xaos:
Why are men sooo obsessed with the butt?

I always wash my hands 3 times with antiseptic and perform a sacred ritual whenever I intentionally or accidentally come in contact with the ‘butt’.

Holy holy Alfa. but u can marry an underage girls and you will not perform any sacred ritual..?? Your hypocrisy Na first class