₦airaland Forum

The most arrogant Governor in the history of OYO state. The people of OYO state though he's a good man when they voted for him for second term. After he won the election in 2015 he then revealed his true colours . Insulted the Ancient kings and throne of Olubadan. Stepped on so many toes and all along the people were patiently waiting for elections to come.

Only God is the CONSTITUTED AUTHORITY WHOSE REIGN DOES NOT FINISH

lies ...lies ....lies. everywhere,,!!

CaptainG00D:
Yoruba Moslems will not like this
Our afonjas brothers are allergic to good news.

Why are you so daft like this..?. must you bring tribalism into every news on Nairaland,?
Your stupidity Na first class grade.

sod09:
does he even have the energy for rock music

U want to kill Dekunle for Simi Shey.. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

sod09:
Rock star ke

I don't think he knows what Rock music sound like...
He's rocking Simi though

JasonScoolari:
When I say that the lifeless kunù guzzling drunkard called Buhari is a bloody hypocrite, Nairaland chapter of Buhari Media Cow's (BMC) will be quick to launch a ferocious tackle on Jason.

This is the State House Medical Clinic meant for the first and second family of the country whenever they're having challenges with their health, But baba "Lifeless" won't equip it with the state of the art facilities just to cut down on the medical tours and probably save his low battery life, rather, he will wave his lepros fingers to his cow's and fly to London.

You can imagine N10.9billion was released to the clinic from 2015-2017 but the hospital still lacks N100 cotton wool, N50 paracetamol and N500 syringe, and his online media cow's will tell us that their lifeless lord and saviour is fighting kwarruption.

Na thunder go solder una miserable yansh.

Yes sir. Even syringes are sold for as low as #30 for 10ml

ImaIma1:
You guys just got married and you are both folding your hands in front. You can't hold each other?

I wonder Oooo....as if them no go chop each other for night...come dey form for outside...

Jaqenhghar:
Bullshit. A man who has love for his uniform and knows his job will not abuse it by acting like an agbero while wearing it. Will they say they love the uniform more than their American counterparts? Stop trying to justify shity behaviour please. Lets cal it for what it is. Its just an opportunity to harrass and intimidate people. Simple.

The way you talk shows who the agbero really is. Go and wear a camouflage and walk pass officers mess. Them go panel beat your brain back to factory settings.

beautyoftheLord:
I really dont understand how this is funny! Is this the protection soldiers are to give to Nigerians? The impunity of the military is too much. Military era is no more, abi because General na ogar at the top?

No. it's not so. I grew up in the barracks and I can say there are lot of very gentle and humble soldiers in the barracks when you meet them. The matter is you just have to know the best way to approach a soldier. And the camouflage, why wear a camouflage when you are not a military person.?? Soldiers have huge respect for Their uniform and they do not take likely when they see we "bloody civilian" wearing it for fun

In the last days Saith God, I will pour our my spirit on all flesh...

Nigerians dey vex particularly for this Buhari Next Level . Many people just dey look who to unleash their anger and frustration on.

Fathertony:
blessings to whoever started this story, he/she made my childhood complete!!! Wow!

Them lie to all of us as a kid...

KendrickAyomide:
A Typical Nigerian.. Quick to bring money into every Argument .

A typical poor Nigerian mentality u mean..

onlinetomola:
But Wait ! what's the Cow smelling in the first picture ?

The cow is smelling the locally made perfume produced from its urine

U go sabi write super story for Wale Adenuga Productions.

Evil spirit kiiii you there. They should castrate him and let him go simple.

Factfinder1:
Patience clearly feels disgusted by this gay

ok. N.a. she tell u so Abi??

Factfinder1:
Patience clearly feels disgusted by this gay

She complain to you.?. amebo Na e go kill you las las..!!!

muykem:
Borno State. This is the first good news from that place for the past past 10 years.

For the past 20 years my brother. .

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Someone who isn't educated is being invited to speak at a university program. OAU for that matter??

Education issa scam in Nigeria. just make Money.

You are an educated illiterate. Either you like it or not 2face is a legend in that aspect particular in Music and Arts. So the likes of Bill gates that dropped out of school to pursue their career should not be invited by a school to speak at a public lecture because he is not educated.?. You be serious mumu..real educated illiterate .

CANDYDADDY:
Baba suwe and omoladun kenunkenlewu, are the most hilarious couple Nigerian media will ever had


Indomie generation am not talking about u

Perhaps you don't know about Yemi my Lover and Ireti...

Oluwasaeon:
Naija multipurpose police vehicle

Na serious multipurpose Oooo. Them even dey use police vehicle carry house hold properties
Na who Curse African countries...,Nigeria in particular.??

omonla10:
Why are lesbians always fat. I mean most of them.. Maybe the lesbian character developed as a result of societal neglect or inferiority complex commonly associated with fat ladies..
#just thinking aloud. No insults intended

Rainbow colour...

Excaperx:
don't mind him. Saint tinubu and saint oshiomole want to build a great nation for us and thief Jonathan is begging a former thief Daniel not to join saint APC

Sarcastic. .Lolzzzzzzzzzz

People dey vex say the money no spill for road..Chai..!!!!

Smily202:
What about the pilot?

They can have parachute in the cockpit during emergency after detaching the corkpit from the cabin

AngelicBeing:
Just imagine a church that is less than a local government in Nigeria constructing 1000 MW plus the 15MW they already have that is functioning, can you imagine if the various useless satanic government from 1979 till the current Oldman in Abuja embarks in similar project the issue of power would have been addressed, why not allow 3 or more local government in each state of Nigeria construct 500 MW yearly, state governors should construct 1000MW while the federal government should construct 2000 MW yearly, Nigeria will have 24/7 Power but they are looting and stealing.

God bless Bishop Oyedepo, l don't care wether it is tithes, offering, peace offerings, lamb offerings, special seeds etc but one thing I know, is that, it is working in the winners Chapel, Buhari should beg oyedepo to come and teach him governance

Arrogance and Fulani man stubbornness will not allow him to ask Bishop Oyedepo to teach him to generate sustainable power.

joshuaidibia:
Ronaldo was playing for Manchester United in England where he had conquered by winning the UEFA champions league and a set of other trophies and individual awards.

Few months later when the English Premier League was becoming boring to him, he heard of a dwarf from the South that has been making exploits in the Spanish league with the help of two veterans, Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi. Ronaldo, being a lone ranger, took his belongings, headed South to Spain and sought refuge in the house of the closest rival to the dwarf king. There, he built his castle and raided the country, stripping the dwarf king of all his glory, winning the ballon d'or 4 times. When Lord Iniesta and Earl Xavi could not keep up with the fierce battle, Barcelona recruited two young nobles, Neymar and Suarez, to slave for the dwarf. Of course, we all know that the young Lord Neymar was a deserter. He took to his heels when the war became intense. However, Ronaldo yet again conquered in Spain.

As time passed, there were whispers mocking Ronaldo for not being able to win a trophy for his country of birth. Then again Ronaldo set out with mere farmers, blacksmiths and bricklayers. He motivated them against all odds till he won the Battle of France, where he took the Euro Cup as the spoils of the battle (mind you, it has been recorded that till date, the dwarf king is still in search of at least a spoon for his countrymen but none has come forth. He had even gone on exile for sometime and came back yet the situation worsened).

Ronaldo having conquered Spain, sensed he was going to start living a boring life yet again. He then heard of a country in the north where strikers hardly score goals. He took his belongings and set out on a journey northwards to Italy where he has built another castle and is making exploits as usual. He is currently "The King in the North" meanwhile the dwarf king is still stuck in Spain, ruling a small fishing village, maltreating poor farmers like Huesca and Girona.

#Ronaldo_the_Great

Omo, #Game_of_Thrones go finish me sha!

OP! you think you'll make heaven? Only u create topic only you FTC. After you'll open mouth and scream corrupt politicians. What are you?

I love this your epistle die.!!!!

Raydos:
Guardiola I'm so sorry, You're a very hardworking coach

But I just gotta tell you Barcelona is winning this!!


Maybe you should come back to Barça next season and help us win UCL 3 times back-to-back

It's not impossible but it will be hard for Barca with the present players in the team. The team is not as fantastic like they used to be 5 years ago...