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Since your case cant be helped I suggest you just put an end to your miserable existence You can follow in the footsteps of a fellow GAYYner Seuleiman Alphonso Omondi, |
A40 should be nominated, He is a perfect all rounder Football, basketball, NFL I am sure he can analyse World Eating competition |
debosky:Why not try to explain it to the rack of retards in that asylum called Emirates? dipo2much:Have you taken your antirabies shot? He has tried different balls from Adidas to Nike to Umbro still same result Trophylessness, tried different stadium Highbury, Emirate etc in the last 5 yrs still trophyless. Tried different players Flamini, Sagna, Arseshaving, Diaby, Van Rap1st still same result |
* After yet another trophyless season, Arsene Wenger tells Arsenal fans that he has spotted the problems in the side and will regulate them in the transfer market. * One month after making these comments, and with no one still signed, the apologists begin by claiming that 'Arsene needs to wait for the World Cup to finish' before signing anyone. * Apologists then come to the realisation that the 15 year olds Wenger intends on signing aren't at the World Cup, since Burundi, Burkina Faso and Zamunda aren't taking part. * Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course). * The World Cup finishes and still no sign of a top defender, top midfielder or top striker. Wenger apologists then claim that Arsene is 'waiting for Godot'. * A week later, Wenger bemoans the inflated nature of the transfer market. * Almunia gets a job waitering at the Ivy and Fabianski is hailed as the new Lev Yashin. * With 2 weeks to go until the start of the season, and still no sign of further additions, Wenger picks up a turd from Hampstead heath and puts it in the squad. * One day after watching the turd in training, Wenger insists that 'he cannot find anything better than what he currently has'. * Arsene's cult agree. Some random 'diehard' claims that anyone criticising Wenger's decision to sign the turd should 'go and support Chelski or Citeh'. If Wenger has seen the turd in training then he Knows best. * The season begins. Arsenal destroy Ebbsfleet 15-1 on the opening day, with the turd even getting in on the act. * Cue riotous celebrations. 'Arsene Knows' and 'the turd has proved his critics wrong'. * Turd is given a massive contract extension and bumper pay rise the following day. * With one week to go until transfer window close, Arsenal are top of the league by alphabetical order mind, so why would he need anyone else? * Transfer window slams shut. Only then does Wenger reveal he was 'very close' to signing Lio Messi, David Villa, Whitney Houston and Robert Mugabe. * Arsenal surge to a great run and are top on new year's day! * Wenger goes on to throw the FA Cup. Range of deluded apologists defend this disgraceful decision. * In the following weeks, Arsenal play Man United. Despite 100% possession, Arsenal have no shots on goal and lose 5-0 at home to Man United's 3 shots ongoal (plus a Denilson + Fabianski og). * Random Arsenal player gives a loudmouth interview claiming 'we will learn from this'. * Two days later, Arsenal go to Stamford Bridge and only manage 80% possession. Didier scores a hat-trick inside 15 minutes. * The Chelsea back-line and keeper decide to sunbathe for the rest of the match, safe in the knowledge that Arsenal will play one thousand pretty passes in front of the D, without anyone actually shooting. * Wenger gives post-match interview, furious about Chelsea's 'anti-football' and disgusted that Ancelotti has invented a new on-field collective known as a 'defence'. * Wenger is even more disgusted at the 6 foot plus fella on the nets preventing the ball going in. Arsene had always thought that bloke's job was to pick the ball out of the net once it had gone in? * Robin Van Persie injures himself doing the moonwalk. Out for the season. * Rosicky injures himself eating a Krispy Kreme, Out for '4-6 weeks'. Ends up being out for a decade. * Arsenal fans claim that 'with a fit Rosicky and RVP' that the UK would definitely have won the Eurovision song contest. * Now out of the league cup, FA Cup and title race, Arsene Wenger claims that these 3 competitions don't matter, and that only the CL does. * After his kids have their undies pulled down my Man United in the CL yet again, AW claims he has discovered a new mathematical theory whereby third place is actually superior to first. * Arsenal fans happily digest this and serenade Wenger, who is offered a contract for life. |
dipo2much:With the number of m0r0nic beings alive its not surprising? How do we get people who go on Jerry Springer show? debosky:What could possibly be the issue if not the coach, he has tried different set of players in the last 5yrs. Tried different stadium, Tried different ball still same result TROPHYLESSNESS. 4llerbuntu:You are gradually seeing the truth and the truth would set you free |
ZIM DRILL:A lot of Nigerians abroad went for their further degrees after Bagging the Bachelors In my graduating class of like 47 people like 30 are outside Nigeria at the moment. . turboman:Examination is the closest you can get to determine the knowledge imparted in students over a period |
[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=567700.msg7337716#msg7337716 date=1292394355]becomerich, plz stop spamming this topic. people aren't discussing wealth and money here. Go to the celebrities and business section for that.[/quote]Help us tell him o. Why not say Obesere is also a Millionaire? |
Ballon D 'or has been in existence since 1956. The top 3 in 1982 were 1982 1st Paolo Rossi Italy Juventus 115 2nd Alain Giresse France Bordeaux 064 3rd Zbigniew Boniek Poland Juventus 053 Since the argument for Iniesta was that he scored a world cup final goal, How come Tardelli or Altobelli were not nominated in the top 3. Any reason why Iniesta is in top 3 ahead of Sneijder? |
I studied Chemical Engineering in school and I wonder how someone who didnt go to school would solve Heat Transfer problems. You gain a lot more than self confidence when you go to University and you study to get your degree. You think e easy? Zim Drill when you go to the US, the proportion of Nigerians with a degre is not representative of what you have at home. Not everyone can travel and for you to travel and possibly pass visa interviews, You need a certain level of education |
How many times have real Madrid played since the tournament was changed? |
Why does Iniesta have to be in top 3 ahead of Sneijder? Scored a world cup winning goal? Was Tardelli and Altobelli also nominated for Ballon D Or in 1982 when they scored the winning goal? |
aieromon:How can a trophyless club have any image? |
Baro:Another brother supported Fayose |
FBS:1998 Real Madrid beat Vasco Da Gama 2002, Real madrid beat Olympia of Paraguay |
Mojo |
Me wey my office na Fadeyi bus stop nko? I dey collect owo Ile from conductors. FYI I am not an Agbero o |
My 20,000 post on Nairaland Some Bayern news here According to SportBild: |
You wan say you be Grandma? Still No wahala. |
mutter:If you dare send any email, I would see and copy it. ![]() I say I wan marry you, You no answer since. You wan make I kidnap you? |
Yes o. If Arsenal can get to the World cup club finals then they can be called a Big club |
All teams who have gone a season unbeaten domestically won in Europe. Steau Bucharest, PSV, Ajax AC Milan all went unbeaten domestically and went on to win in Europe but Arsenal have only played the CL semi twice in history. SHows that was a big fluke |
dayokanu: |
debosky:How many saves did either keeper make? How many attempt at goal did both teams have, I know all GAYYners are senseless but at the minimum, Someone should reason for 10minutes a day. Maybe A 40 might be the most sensible GAYYner afterall. Not surprising cos he used to support Bayern before the greap deoression came on him. Final score 1-0, possession 51% to 49%, corners 5 to 4.No wonder your team is on the 5th trophyless season |
This is one team Arsenal should strive to be like |
That season, Chelsea was under ranieiri and just coming up, Liverpool under Houllier and man Utd just rebuilding |
Pires won the World cup, Won the Euro cup came to Arsenal at the age of 27. Wiltord won the World cup, Won the Euro cup before coming. By your reasoning we can also say Ballack came to limelight when he moved to Chelsea? If you agree European teams are more difficult to beat, which should be a higher achievement: Winning CL unbeaten or winning domestic league unbeaten |
debosky:Its perfectly reasonable. How can you continue to endure a hopeless situation. Wenger has shown that his best is not good enough in todays climate why not try someone else with a 50% chance of success vs Wenger with a 1% chance? Dominated? I think not - the issue is that we didn't create enough chances, but even the most optimistic Utd fan wouldn't say they dominated, especially in the second half.Can you give us the game stats. How many shot at goal did you have vs man Utd. Every stat pointed to the fact that Man Utd totally dominated the game. All the above are true, but even when we were at our 'best' in previous years United have beaten us, so what is the real issue here? Note I'm not saying that we should just accept the defeat, but losing to your great rival is not an odd occurrence.Losing to top teams for 10 games in a row should be worrisome to any club with a shade of ambition, I guess not GAYYners. Slow your roll - even the most ardent Utd fan will say their team was mediocre as well last night. It wasn't a good game overall, but they just shaded it.Give us the game stats to show that they JUST shaded it. This is a near meaningless statistic to me, only good for 'bragging' - while I don't like losing to Utd, the near 'obsession' with the game is unrealistic. It is three points just like the rest.Words of a loser. Soon it would be why worry about the League or CL its just a trophy like Emirates and carling You're listening to too much hype and punditry. The issue THIS season is not with beating 'big' teams, but with beating the smaller ones - we've dropped just as many against just promoted teams, at home no less.You lose to all big teams, you lose to small teams. What better definition can you give to USELESS This 'streak' obsession is an unfortunate output of not winning the league in a while - many of y'all now look at beating the 'top teams' as your season high points instead of looking at winning the league/trophies.When you dont win a trophy, all these come to the fore. |
aminalib:I knew there was something about you that would match me, I am looking for an apartment to let in your area. Let me be your tenant |
ladej:ladej, Till year 2000, The English league wasnt that highly regarded, Even when the CL started EPL was only allowed 3 teams. When the likes of Henry, Vieira, Pires, Wiltord came to EPL, it was clearly behind the Italian league and just at par with BL and French league. BTW Are you saying Pires and Wiltord were not playing first team football before joining Arsenal, Kindly check your facts about this. Before 2000, How many EPL teams made the CL knockout stages? Arsenal couldnt even make CL knockout in those ages, Wasnt it those times that Deportivo, Valencia, Kaiserslautern made mincemeat of Wengers sides? If not for the hard work for Man Utd, EPL would be producing 3 teams till much later. Ladej, Which one do you think its easier playing Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid home and way vs Playing Derby County, Sheffield Wednesday, Coventry, West ham, Hull City, Wolves Home and away. Do you think its easy to go to Nou Camp, Bernabeu, San Siro and Allianz Arena to pick results? You mean Celtic would say going unbeaten in the Scottish league is difficult when the only big team they had to play was Rangers 4 times |
aminalib:Just keep it handy, You never can tell you might just be stranded in front of my house on a cold January night |
I dont know why he locked it, I guess he is PMSing. OK. We would meet soon. My email is on my profile in case you have anything to tell me |
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15 shots versus 11 is domination?