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ritchboy:
Arsenal Bayern can never be 50-50. . . Bayern have 45% chance at best.

I'd say vs Barcelona 10-90, vs Madrid 49-51, vs Bayern 60-40, vs Schalke 75-25.

Says a club who has played CL semi twice in history

vs Barca its 99-1, Madrid 75-25, Bayern 85-15, Schalke 60-40.

Arsenal is the weakest team left in the Competition

Playa for where?

Na your face i dey look oh.

I never comot your profile pic from my screen saver since morning

Always love to see Arsenal battered by Real.

CR7 actually loves playing against Clichy and co. With Benzema rimming Kolscieny/Squilacci French connection.

It would be as one sided as a Bleep

Jarus:
Being away from this thread for some time. I open and read almost everyday but hasn't been contributing.

Being under more and more pressure these days, always having clashing deadlines etc, but I've always been cool, even under pressure.
Read you guys discuss 13th month few pages back. Hmmmnnn, I don pocket that one, na Turkey allowance I dey expect this month .


Year-end usually tight for us accountants, as we need to prepare for the auditors. This year is not different.

Have you done your bank reconciliation, Fixed asset register, Year end inventory count, Provision for doubtful debt in your P&L, cos We wont take it easy on you this yr.

Who is the audit team lead this yr, Maybe I can talk to him to audit you personally for inter company/related party transactions

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=560180.msg7302804#msg7302804 date=1291907185] hehn? 11 ke? add several years to that.

oh dear. I am definitely not that young o. spikey plz don't listen to dayokanu he's just fooling around (as usual smh). I'm way older than you probably think.

dayokanu why? I graduated HS many years ago and i'm definitely not 15 or a teenager for that matter. tufiakwa[/quote]Liar liar. Oyinda says she is way older than 15 because she would turn 16 next July. Lol.

Just like Ibkaye would msay she is 40.

Tell ppl here the truth and dont get flirts like eldee into jail for predating on a minor

Ba wi?

Emi ko to be lati ba e wi, Mo an fe ki o fun mi loyan mu ni

Jarus:
DK, but your level of proficiency in Hausa language makes it hard to believe o.
I also stayed in Sokoto for one year 2007/2008 as a corper, mixed with them, but can't speak half of what you speak here.

Slight difference,

My Place of primary Assignment was in Darazo a village.

Did you toast any babe in Hausa?
Did you teach student who didnt understand English at all where you had to translate Acid to "ruwa n battery" in a Chemistry class?
Did you hang out late in those Lungu to block your babe at night and be chased by wild rabid dogs,
Did you liaise with Okada riders to show you coded places where beer is sold in the village?

Part of my side runs was to get a boy who couldnt speak Turanci to Medical School in Maiduguri.

Not forgetting I had to do WHO Polio work in the interior villages where 9-11 trailers only visit twice a week.

I even became an emergency Moslem to get the daughter of the Sai n Turaki Darazo. My name became Abdul Salaam because they cant pronounce Dayo.

I was invited to the Mosque but I didnt go because it was too risky.

BTW my babe Fatima was forcefully taken from me by a member of the Bauchi state House of assembly.

wendoworld:
OF COURSE NOT. I PASS YOU NOW

How was the weekend beating? Hope I wasnt too harsh?

BlueDiva:
Another loss?

People shouldn't blame us for getting pissed.
We ain't used to losing, unlike our London neighbours. 

I expect another 3 consecutive loses in Dec.

CA show the world that your achievement last season was no fluke!

Yebariba Sanboribobo

yousouph:
Arsenal vs Barca. 100% out in the next round. Arsenal vs Madrid. 40-60. Arsenal vs Bayern. 50-50. Arsenal vs Shalke. 60-40. With the new style of defending where clean sheet hardly comes by, it will be difficult to advance to later stage of the UCL

Won tan e , O n tan candle

IBB pls dont quit? How would this [b]C[i]U[/i]NT[/b]ry survive without your Maradonic ways?

Pls dont quit or else we would starvation to death,

Our Shildren would refusal to go-ing to school,

Our wives would refusal to have intimacy with us.

Our domestick Hanimals would chase us out of our homes,

Our cars would refusal to start.

Pentirol Station would start solding water, Mr Biggs would start solding Sugarcane

the sun would start rizing from the West and setting in the North

IBB Please na dont quit Fee Dee Fee

Ibime:
@ Dayo,
Stop playing the fool. Fabregas is on skill level with the greats. The only thing that seperates him from the greats is legacy. Two months ago you laughed when I told you Xavi is better than Zizou. Now Xavi is about to solidify his legacy by winning Ballon D'or. Shebi na ballon d'or you like to chop. Olodo, you no get brain for yourself? You dey wait make pesin win award before you recognise his talent. Now you dey open dat your big mouth to say "Xavis award is long overdue." See your head! Hehehehehehe
Don't worry, Ibime is a leading indicator while you continue to be lagging indicator. After Ibime says someone is great, you will wait till he receives award before agreeing. When I told EPL lovers that Schweinsteiger is currently one of the best midfielders, they had to wait to see him in World Cup before agreeing with me.

Don't worry, I will continue to alert football novices IN ADVANCE!

Hehehehehehehehe.

I dont need all these long words

Xavi is better than Zidane, Fabregas and Iniesta are on Xavis level, That means fabregas and Iniesta are better thn Zidane

I just need you to agree or disagree with an affidavit to back it up.

Dont forget I let you off lightly earlier today when i caught you with a mighty goof.

This time, I would club you and smash that Gworro eating teeth

How many points gap did Madrid recover to win the league from barca in the Last Rijkaard season

Ibime:
@ Dayo, seperate man from myth. We are not talking about legacy here but skills on the day. Fabregas can school Zidane on any given day just like Rui Costa, Riquelme and such were able to school Zidane on certain days. Infact I'm sure Fabregas schooled him before, abi didn't they meet in UCL once?

Zidane may be greater than Del Piero but Alex outshined him 70% of the time at Juve. Why would it be silly to place Alex in Zidanes category? Because Zidane won Ballon D'or several times. Stop paying attentions to award jor.

I'm sure Cannavaro would go down as all time great, but I can put Rio Ferdinand in his category on any day of the week.

Let me get you clear, Based on your own estimation Fabregas is better than Zidane.

I need a clear statement, And you have to swear to an affidavit to it. That statement can cost you your life

Paro lo

RuuDie:
DK.

what do you think about an Arsenal v Bayern Munich draw!?

We are tired of beating Arsenal. Its a game that you cant win anything.

Assuming you beat Madrid, milan, barca manUtd, People would give you credit. Even if you lose to these teams people would acknowledge your efforts

If you beat Arsenal, No one would give you credits for it cos its like Brazil beating Zaire, Whats the glory in beating a team that has been half a decade without a spoon a team that has conceded 13 goals in 13 games to one player.

I would rather play Inter, Milan, Lyon, etc than play that useless team

Moreover, Its disgusting and nasty seeing my teams name next to a word like "ARSE"

Na real crisis

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/22g0kfW4auc[/flash]

RuuDie:
& Shakhtar take the group --- are we gonna see another Arsenal v Barcelona draw!!?

Why am I thinking of the same thing?

Arsenal couldnt top a group of Shaktar, Braga and Partizan? Shame on WenGAY

When was the last time Chelsea won a game?

Abeg wey my band boys.

Hello 1, 2 . Testing 1, 2

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/MxHkr67qFa0[/flash]

Ibime is finished.

No need flogging a dead horse.

First Debo, Now Ibime, Fake footie analysts need to be exposed on nairaland. Cougar, Lets go and find Nateevs, A40 or Starboard and seee the stuff they are made of or maybe they are just like Debo and Ibime. I need to start scrutinizing those i would be having footballing discussions with on this forum

Ibime:
You would notice in previous argument that I placed Sneijder in the same category as Scholes, Schweinsteiger, Modric, VDV etc. I would never place him in Fabregas category cos Fabregas is in Xavi and Iniesta category.

And BTW, its now 100% certain that Cougar is Sauron. How else would he know that am a Lampardphile.

Fabregas is in Xavis category? The same Ibime said Xavi is better than Zidane, By simple deduction it means Fabregas is better than Zidane. Really? No need to say more

Lara Nike4luv ni opolopo igbadun wa

Ibime:
Nobody is talking about who deserves award in 2010. Of course the more successful guys would be in the running rather than the trophyless ones.

The question is simple: Who is better, Cesc or Sneijder.

Whether 2010, 2016 or 1966, Fabregas is Sneijders FATHER!!!

ibime this doesnt make any sense. You cant discount time in events. I suspect this is a GAYYner posting as Ibime.

Ok WHo is better Ronaldinho or Xavi 2005 Now answer that same question in 2010. Note they are of the same age to even start with.

Who is better Kluivert or Nistelrooy, in 1998 or in 2003?

I am shocked Ibime a self acclaimed mathematician would neglect the time value of events.

Who was barrack obama in 1998 and who is he in 2010?

Who was Xavi in 2003 and who is he in 2010?

Who was justin Beibe in 2004 and who is he in 2010

I have said earlier

dayokanu:
In a couple of years "I go die" might become finer than Morris Chestnut. But we are talking about the moment.

Who ever thought a couple years ago that Nicki Minaj would be spinning heads, In a couple of years down the line she might be begging to sh@ me

More weak excuses. . . Who is Inter built around? Julio Cesar?

Inter Milan of last season have a lot of leaders on the field who share responsibility.

Julio Cesar, Lucio, maicon, Zanetti, Cambiasso, Etoo, Milito, Sneijder etc, In pedigree and experience Sneijder might be among the smallest but he rose above all and was named best midfielder in Europe

Compare that to the posse of lepers at Emirate, Why wont Cesc be the one to do everything.

You know it would be easier for a nincompoop to look like Einstein when you are discussing football on the Arsenal thread compared to elsewhere.

Its always easy to look like Newton in Borokiri Grammar School compared to MIT

Ibime:
Hehehe. I just dey laugh for here.

Its a disgrace!!!!

Wait make I chop my chinese first. Headache dey worry me.

2 excuses in one line? Ibime this is a f**cking  disgrace. !!!

And I got those stats from soccernet website.

Aba-made soccernet website? or did you say Shockernet.com Cos there is a difference between http://www.shockernet.com/ and

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/?cc=5901 in case you didnt notice

I'm also sure Sneijder takes corners and such. BTW, where was he last night?

You wan disgrace yourself again? FYI Sneijder was not in the squad for yesternights game. See link below

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/match?id=307855&league=UEFA.CHAMPIONS&cc=5901

I'm sure nincompoops like Sauron abi Cougar would have us believe Sneijder is a better passer than Cesc.

Are you throwing another red-herring when you havent cleared the previous Goof. Is passing the only characteristics of midfielders?

Anyway we are watching. Some guys would look really sill in couple years for comparing Fab to Sneijder

In a couple of years "I go die" might become finer than Morris Chestnut. But we are talking about the moment.

Who ever thought a couple years ago that Nicki Minaj would be spinning heads, In a couple of years down the line she might be begging to be intimate with me 

Are you jealous? Do you want me to start sniffing yours?

Ok just say it, Sniff mine I sniff yours, God no go vex.

It looks like Ibime has been disgraced out of this thread with his riverine Ogoni swamp football analysis.

Earlier it was Debo, Now Ibime Who is next?

I suggest we have a battle for Football heavyweight battle on an elimination/knockout basis just like we have in Rap battles to know the fake analysts.

Any sensible Man utd fan would know Man Utd came from 16position to won the league in 2008.

Real Madrid recovered from a double digit deficit against Barca 2-3 seasons ago and won.

I wonder o.

Go and see how Ibime has been disgracing himself on the ballon D 'or thread. I just blew some of his lies. he is no better than folahann.

Nuccas should try and distinguish between beer parlour and under bridge argument vs Internet arguments.

Ibime said Sneijder has 2 assists in 72 games i am sure he would blame it on UK winter or on Cameron's BNP

Ibime:
Its quite simple.

19 goals and 19 assists from 36 games last season tell you all you need to know.

By contrast, Sneijder copped 8 goals and 12 assists.

It is fair to assume that Arsenal remain trophyless inspite of Fabregas, not because of Fabregas.

Finally, my eye no dey talk lie.

THEY ARE NOT MATES!!!!!

What you do in your local league is your business, Else Marko Janko who scored 39 goals in 35 appearances would have been named Maradona of Europe.

Its for this reason Thats a competition like the CL and world cup brings all the masters together.

fabregas has been leading his team for 5 yrs where has it landed them?

Sneijder 8 goals was enough for him to win European best midfielder, Why not fabregas?

Sneijder was MOTM in 4 games at the World cup, The highest for any player this summer. Where was Fabregas?

Infact, Sneijder has only 2 assists in 73 appearances for Holland.

I dont know why nuccas have to resort to lies to defend a senseless position.

I would go by major competitions alone

Sneijder had 2 assists in Euro 2008. See link below.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/euro2008/stats?type=assists&year=2008&league=uefa.euro&cc=5901

Sneijder had 1 assist in South Africa 2010

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/world-cup/stats/completeLeaders?league=fifa.world&year=2010&type=assists&cc=5901&ver=us

In the last 2 major tournaments where he played a total of 11 games max he copped 3 assists assuming he never assisted in Friedlies and qualifiers.

Someone who according to stats has 3 assists in 11 games but to Ibime has 2 assists in 75games.   I have seen mor0nic remarks before but this seemed to be the worst[b]est[/b]  

Ibime, Your rating on this sport section needs to be reviewed. You are almost on the same level as Arsenal fans. Its a shame

ritchboy:
And what did i tell you about bringing "team" into "individual" matters?

Were awards given for individual ball juggling abilities or for your ability to play well in your team?