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Nateevs,

Is that not the same delusional thought process that has made GAYYners trophyless for half a decade?

dipo2much:
^^

its official. You are one of the most f00lish ppl in west africa. The striker came down too easily and Kos wasnt the last man. Squills was behind that line. Daftdayo

Did you win the last "Face of Insanity West Africa?"

Cos you are so dumb that you couldnt even figure a way to take your own life.

Best way, ramm your d1ck into your throat till you choke and spare the world

Hargreaves: Boss!

Ferguson: Come on, Owen. Let's remind everyone who you are!

Hargreaves: Ahhh, boss -- I think I heard a pop in my leg and I can't breathe and everyone around me is sick! I think I'm going to die.

Ferguson: You're not going to die, son. Calm down and play.

Hargreaves: My hamstring literally exploded and I still can't breathe and I think Berbatov has the Ebola virus.

Ferguson: First of all stop holding your breath.

Hargreaves: OK. , That didn't work! I still can't breathe and my head is turning purple!

Ferguson: Second, Berbatov does not have the Ebola virus.

Hargreaves: But he sneezed right in my face before the match! I'm serious. He walked right up to me for no other reason than to sneeze in my face! It was really weird!

Ferguson: Third, you've been on the pitch for all of five minutes. There's no way you can have another injury already. No way.

Hargreaves: It hurts so bad! I think I can see my hamstring popping out of my body!

Ferguson: Get your hand out of your shorts! That's not your hamstring, Owen.

Hargreaves: Oh.

Ferguson: Now focus on the match. Come on.

Hargreaves: OK, let me just see if I remember how to run,

Ferguson: He doesn't remember how to run.

Hargreaves: Ow! I don't remember how to run and when I tried I hurt my hamstring even more! I think there's a guy in the seventh row who has the flu! My heart is beating really fast and I think my hamstring just dripped down my leg!

Ferguson: Alright, that's enough. We're putting Bebe on for you, Owen. You can head back to the physio's room now.

Hargreaves: Thank you, boss! I'm about to pass out and I need to get back into my protective bubble. Who's Bebe? Does he have rabies?

Ferguson: No. He's a young striker I signed sight unseen whose only previous experience was in the Portuguese third division.

Hargreaves: Hahaha what a waste of money.

Photo: Getty Images


http://sports.yahoo.com/soccer/blog/dirty-tackle/post/DT-Exclusive-Owen-Hargreaves-brief-comeback?urn=sow-283785

BlueDiva:
Are you so crude?
Who is this lunatic?

Typical Shel-sea fan

For most people, they got to know about Toni Payne through 9ice.

So we can say 9ice brought Toni Payne to fame

Appealing Kolscieny's card was a daft decision and it can only be thought of by a senseless club like Arsenal.

Were you all blind to the blatant foul? when the striker was through on goal

The performance of a fully fit torres during international competition confirms he is a top class performer i.e 2006 Worldcup and Euro 2008. Btw, why do you keep harping on about Torres's performance for Atletico when I have already told you that he was not Worldclass back then?

As the National team striker, Has he ever been highest goal scorer in any tournament for his team?

Torres is not always the striker. I have clearly seen Torres occupy the left wide position for the Spanish National Team. He alternates that position with David Villa.

Actually I have seen him also play as Goalkeeper and Right full back.

Why should we judge em' on Goals alone? By your reckoning, Peter Crouch is a better striker than the likes of Raul,Sheva et al since Crouchie's Goal per game ratio for his national team obliterates Raul's

Does Sheva play for top National team? Does Raul play as a top striker for his NT? Soon you would ask what George Weah record was for Liberia or what Dennis Bergkamp, Zola etcs record were for NT.

What do you use in judging goalkeepers? What do you use in judging defenders? So why should a striker be judged by the number of tackles he makes, Number of throwing he wins or Size of his jersey? Its just like GAYYners saying Chamakh is good because he wins penalties. Are you a GAYYner?

IMO the way to judge a striker is by goals.

Thats why Gerd Muller, Ronaldo Lima etc would always be tops when referring to strikers and

Thank God for common sense that is given to new generation Naija men

Based on the antecedents of a team like Arsenal its already another trophyless season (Save for Carling cup)

If ManUtd or Chelsea was behind, ppl know they have the ability to do it.

But Arsenal? They are designed to fail.

They havent defied that graph for 5 yrs

nateevs:
Dude,
It isn't about what has not changed. Even if you were 10 points ahead, you still won't win the league; which furthermore lays emphasis on the significance of you being 5pts behind.
It doesn't matter if you went to Liverpool without your first 11 and still beat them. I never expect Liverpool to take points of Arsenal and when it happens, it's a bonus. That however, does not mean you will then go to West Brom the next week and cop 3 points. See what I mean?

Chelsea can afford to lose to Man City and Liverpool and still have the luxury of being 5 pts ahead you without you having played fewer matches. That's where the Championship winning guts lie.
I am not into the habit of counting my chicks before they hatch but you will most likely give Chelsea 9 points against Fulham, Sunderland and Birmingham; However I am sorry, the same cannot be guaranteed of Arsenal even if you dish out a white wash at Anfield without "RVP, Cesc and others". . .

Ouchhh . Nateevs thats below the belt, its comments like this that makes GAYYners commit suicide.

I dont want any blood on my hands

Did Mor0n Chamakh playin

Did he won penaiti?

Does Bendtner dropping shoulder and aim for the top corner?

Do Kosoro, Was a rock of Olumo in defend.

Is Fabianski resembling Buffon?

Was Calos Fela be like Menses?

Didnt Abu Dhabi drimbling like Sidane?

Was Flabregas boss the midfielders.

Is Arseshaving not besting thing after Hands free w@nk?

Is van r@p1st not the bestest players in the world?

sbeezy8:
its easy and very sellable 50% of the country doesnt mind a muslim muslim ticket and 50% of the country doesnt mind a christian ticket.

the wild cards are the NE,SW and middle belt. Gowon and Awo both christian, Abiola and kingibe both muslims

Nigerians esp southerners always make up these un democratic rules for ourselves.

Gowon-Awolowo was not a democratic and Awolowo was more of an appointed finance minister.

Check

Muritala-Obasanjo.

Obasanjo-Yar-Adua.

Shagari-Ekwueme

Buhari-Idiagbo Moslem/Moslem.

IBB-Aikhomu

Abacha-Diya.

Abdulsalam-Akhigbe

OBJ-Atiku

YarAdua-Goodluck.

Tell me how many exceptions we have just one.

Even lets look at Presidential Candidates in elections

Shagari-Ekwueme, Awolowo-Kuru, Abiola-Kingibe, Tofa-Ugo, OBJ-Atiku, Falae-Shinkafi, Buhari-Okadigbo,

Delusional Gayyners at it again

So says tkb 417. . . I have said it here many times before that Iniesta is the best midfielder in the world IMO. That said there is no significant difference between Cesc & Iniesta, who the better player is very much open to debate, and that is precisely why i used the word "arguably".

You said Iniesta is the best midfielder in the world and there is no significant difference between Iniesta and fabregas meaning Fabregas can also be said to be the best midfielder in the World

Let me make sure I understand you well.

And for clarity, Schweinsteiger, Xavi, Sneijder, Xabi Alonso are all midfielders who command regular shirts for their National Teams

medjai:
How is Eriksson better than Wenger when Wenger has a 2-0 H2H record against him?
Arsenal beat Eriksson led City 3-1 and 1-0.
Despite the millions invested by Shinawatra, City could not make a top 6 finish under Eriksson.
Arsenal lost 6-1 to United? No big deal. United are a top side but losing 8-1 to Boro is shameful to say the least.
If indeed Eriksson is better than Wenger, he should be coaching one of the top sides in Europe and not moving from one championship club to another

What is Erikkson record vs Ferguson in H2H?

The fact is Eriksson won a European trophy Wenger has never come close in 30yrs.

How can a top coach be without trophies in 5 seasons or without a European trophy in 30yrs coaching the same side

jalether:
I'm talking about their overall performance/contributions for their respective countries

Do you honestly believe that these players, in NT colours, have been anything close to the player they are/were at club level in their prime?

I remember you once criticised all the players in question for their below par country performances, so why the change of opinion all of a sudden?

You dont play with the same quality at clubside as you do at NT.

Would you expect george Weah, Shevchenko or Ryan Giggs performance at club to match the NT? But talking about Torres, he plays for the most talented midfield in recent times, This midfield is not a scoring midfield but rely on their strikers for goals and "world class" Torres has failed woefully.

Tell me any top striker(Number9) for a top National team that has Torres woeful scoring record.

Stop spewing rubbish. When has Heskey ever been anything but an Average striker? Torres on the other hand is nothing short of a top class performer.

Top class performer where? Tell me his scoring records anywhere outside of EPL.

Torres however has often been played out of position so as to accomodate David Villa(has been deployed as a left winger on numerous occasion in spain's 4-5-1 formation).

This is complete insanity, Actually I thought only GAYYners have the ability to spew this kind of Nonsense. Are you a GAYYner in disguise?

Spains left is run by Capdevilla-Iniesta-Villa. Torres is always the striker.

Now you are just being silly.
Ceni is an average Goalie at best. Likewise Vermalaen is an average defender. Mind you If we are judging by Goals alone, then we might as well Rate Lampard and Gerrard over Xavi and Zidane.

You have prescribed your own folly here. Why are we judging strikers by other factors aside their core responsibility which is goal scoring and you cant judge Goalkeepers and defenders with the same

Did edoyad type this for you?

Where is Ruudie.

With the statements he made about Ozil, He should be sacrificed to Sanponna

Bastian Schweinsteiger would not go to Manure.

1. Bayern has a higher chance of winning the CL than Man Utd.

Phillip Lahm just signed a contract extension till 2016 last week.

The two are the core and poster child of Bayern and German football.

Bayern is in a stronger financial position than most clubs in Europe.

He is a contender for captainship of the Bayern and German team

He is a Bayern youth product and the team has been very patient with him even when he wasnt living it up.

Manure can stick to Bebe and co

Gomez team won a domestic double 5 months ago, Chamakhs team is on its 5th trophyless season

Needless to say Chamakh plays for a team that has never won the CL since the dinosaurs left the face of the earth

Goal scoring isnt the major responsibility of support strikers.

Support strikers like Zola, Bergkamp didnt have great scoring records

Do you know Thierry Henry is France highest goal scorer?

Cristiano Ronaldo has 25 goals for Portugal, Wayne Rooney has 26, Ronaldinho has 32 despite all not being strikers.

Wht is Torres excuse? In the same team Villa blossomed Torres failed.

Torres failure is on a whole new level. He even had to be benched for his country to win the World cup

Where is Ruddie?

See ozil mesmerizing during the Madrid derby

https://i.imgur.com/9cYSH.gif

https://i.imgur.com/XyPSC.gif

Del Piero is not a top striker and has never been.

he has always played behing Vieri, Inzaghi, Trezeguet, Iaguinta in Juve

His goal records should be compared to a similar player maybe Dennis Bergkamp etc.

Image123:
A set of lazy people always resting either on the bench or the hospital. Always looking for ways to rest players and make excuses, instead of channeling the energy to win. The coach should be blamed for such plastic mentality, instead of blaming sincere players that leave or want to leave. Not everybody likes defeat/disappointment.

Some people are used to failure like wenger

^^ Nubian,

If it were to be in naija, then no need for pre-nup but when you are in the western countries, You have to protect what you worked for.

I believe its a way to protect yourself against sluggard and lazy arse ppl who want to grab where they did not sow.

Imagine after you have worked hard for your fortune a guy now wants to get a divorce and wants to be compensated for the times he has helped mow the garden and the sex he has had with you during the period.

Women argue they need to get compensated for the cooking they have done and the sex SMH.

if I dont sign a pre-nup then I would make sure all (80%) of my money is in Naija where no law can touch it. If I buy a house, It would be in my father's name(who lives in naija)

stillwater:
God bless the West!!!
For every insignificant naija man that has been dealt with in the West over divorce proceedings there are uncountable cases of naija women thrown out of the house with her ghana must go for silly cases like she doesn't have a male child or the husband probably found a 'sweeter sweet sixteen' in Nigeria, to counter all your pitiful attempts to sympathize with a divorced naija man's plight.
So let's all see this as an equation that has been finally balanced. Hahahaha.

You want me to believe that that dude is innocent or butter won't melt in his mouth? We know sabi how wicked and arrogant naija men can be if they want to?
Abeg go and tell this to a non-nigerian maybe he/she will give you the sympathy you want.

Is that the same way you plan to treat me?

NubianQ:
Pre-nups are good! it saves alot of hassle when a relationship breaks down, if i had alot of money i will get a pre-nup, simple.

Good girl. Dont wait till you have a lot of money. You might suddenly strike gold while married and the dude would come for half,

If you are anywhere in Texas, Lets sign the papers right away.

A moslem-Moslem ticket might be a hard sell in current day Nigeria

Diaby is the best dribbler in Europe bar Messi. Carlos Vela is the next Messi.

Eduardo better than Tevez, WenGer better than Mourinho

Olodumare save us

^^ I am interested in the wenGAY vs Mourinho ones

Link to the gift story

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-535633.0.html

That is insanity.

What is overall contribution? Then Heskey should be the best striker in the world because he contributes to defence.

A strikers job is to score goals who send am with overall contribution. What is Inzaghi, Rauls, Ronaldos, Gerd Mullers overall contribution to be named some of the best players to have ever kicked the round leather

A keepers job is to save goals not to score. So tell me Is Rogerio Ceni better than Oliver Kahn and Buffon cos Ceni scored more goals than them.

A defenders job is to defend not to score. Nesta, one of the best defenders of all time had 7 goals in the last 17yrs but Thomas Vermalean has 19 goals in 7 yrs so we can use your logic to say Vermalen is world class