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You forgot all about me.

We were supposed to get engaged this yr but you boned my side.

E no good o

Hmmm too mush grammar.

Oyinda, Long timeo

Mygoldie:
@ ALL, i didn't mention money because i believe money is secondary and acquirable,but good sex and real emotion is natural, and money cannot buy that either.I prefer a guy to be good in bed and show me emotion because i know that money will come and go but those two will always remain, thats how i see it(speaking from experience). :-Xothers might see it differently.

Does it count if he is responsible? I mean either in school or has a job?

Does it matter if he womanises? Or if he beats you up daily?

Then I think I would be perfect for you cos I can lay the pipe and show real emotion.

The problem is that I am always broke, I dont have anything doing, just hanging out in the hood, atimes, I still shaggg some oochies in the neighbourhood

No be so. We go use boot, or polythene bag to wrap it up.

Would you find out?

For women who says they dont want to suffer, i guess that was why you went to school. So you can make your own money and spend it your own way.

Work hard, make your own money and there is no way you would suffer

I dey kind of like to deal with those alagidi women.

And someone opened a thread asking why men abandon their wife when they are rich.

@Op, Just keep quiet, buy an ipod and listen to it all day, Stay out till late come back dazed and go to sleep. If she wan trouble you for night go and sleep on the couch or guest room and lock the door, if she wan start trouble just pick a few shirts and go lodge for hotel.

Come back home late and in high spirits so she knows you are having so much fun without her. Go hang out with your male friends, And start some games, when your phone rings, regardless of who calls, walk away from her and speak in low tones, When you are returning to where she is end your call with "I would call you later"

Go about your own hustle and have one thing one your mind, Its a possibility this marriage would crash. make exit plans, Get into some hustle, save your money and have fun.

JUST dont beat her.

Greatestttt Ife, Articulaaaateeee Ife.

We resist any attempt, Attempted attempt or any attempt to consider the attempt by LOMA to marginalise, Ostracise, Alienate and discriminate against the ever militant, ever conscious, ever-dynamic me and jarus from getting into Saudi Aramco

We hereby deploy all Aluta machinery from the ghettoes of Angola Hall, to the slums of Awo Self-Help, to the Garrison of Awo main blocks, the trenches of ETF hall and even the estates of Fajuyi. (To be continued)

I dey warn you ooo

hankali mana.

Walahi Be ganni ba. Turanci pls.

Akoi damua.

Aiki sose.

Ba mata. Ba chin mata so watan daya

^^ Make una help me beg Loma make he carry me sef enter Aramco.

Else i go declare "ferefe shishi" for am. If he still no gree I go make it "maximum shishi" and "ta tan till infinity"

Aiki dagodia Amaria.

Walahi Akoi gejia fa.

Thats the major thing.

i think I might even install hidden cameras in the house self.

Cos by the time the cops come, They would take you away and before any question.

Its basically your words against hers and if she talks to some women and they tell her to invoke the VAWA act on you.

Then your life don dabaru be dat.

This particular girl wey I dey talk na Naija girl o that grew up in Naija and came here recently (2004) So dont think its only Oyinbos that do it

^^ Sagamite,

Dont underestimate a woman when she is out to get you.

Hell hath no fury like a woman . . ,,

I know of a guy whose wife suspected he was cheating because he came home late. They had an heated argument. The woman was like "I would show you today", ran downstairs grabbed the phone, dialled 911 and started crying on the phone that her husband has been beating her.

The guy ran out of the house the cops came she gave them the guys details and told them that after drinking beer, He would descend on her and beat her up.

Of course the guy got a record. if he didnt run away that day he would be in jail.

Thats the extent a woman can go when pissed. When they now have legal backing? Dont even fuc-k with them

Who would want to convert people with GAYYners IQ to his club?

You want them to infect us with trophylessness.

xoxo-,

Sanu. Ya gejia. Antashi lafia ko?

[quote author=bk.babe97y link=topic=13568.msg7082091#msg7082091 date=1288938717]I say; WHY MARRY SOMEONE YOU CANT TRUST? Although, u gotta be careful about most of these 12 fin*gered thieving hos scampering around today.[/quote]The part in bold is the trick and dont fall for it. Most ppl who had terrible marriage and nasty divorce at some point in time trusted their wife.

The woman was the best thing that happened to them. Until,

Even If you trust her, Sign a pre-nup that would make her take something if she can stay for 15yrs in the marriage

eldee:
It's because they didn't do press releases on everything that happens in their marriage [b]after doing a track to say their wife was fluting their bet friend.[/b]Silence from the onset is golden, but you don't shout at first and then resort to silence when it's more convinient.

Eldee,

Where did you get the bolded from?

9ice made the song with TP's knowledge.

9ice told ruggedman he wasnt referring to him.

What else do you want him to say?

Seriously. If TP didnt have any reservation about the song while it was being recorded knowing it wasnt about her. But you her fans say it was then what do you want 9ice to do?

It was a combination of many things, I chose to be closer to the villagers and they gave me some indigo babes who didnt speak much English so i had to learn.

2. I was always hanging out at night with some dan-iska. and we would be yabbing ourselves.

I was always had to translate whatever I was teaching my students from English to Hausa so they can understand.

I remember one day I wanted to abuse them and I said "Ba nda kwakwalwa" instead of "Ba shi ne kwakwalwa"

I also learnt some words of Tangale language and Cerwa language of Bauchi and Gombe states. Basically the ones to toast though I forgot them long ago.

Ki zo ki yi berci a daiki na, Akoi sanyin anan, Ina so bargo me jini

I learnt Hausa as a corper in 2004. And since then I havent had the opportunity to speak it. I didnt learnt formally it was basically from all the maganna banza I learnt from my student. e.g

Meyasa kanada biro a baki nka? So bo da ai kama da bura ne (Kii ga ne- Do you understand)

I never left the South West until 2004 when I went for NYSC for 1yr.

So you dont know chinbaki? you dont know rungomeni? Do you know "ina so Bargo me jini"

Thanks I am not that good in Hausa

@ Invisible,

^^ Thats why we are different.

Some people dont mind how smelly the job is as long as the pay is good.

The BS Nigerians choose to call career e.g working in banks and stuffs like that. How much do they make? Some people are in the informal sector making time 1000 of what Professionals make.

When i was in lagos Iused to see mobile toilets run by one Gaddafi (poo business is serious business) Gadaffi probably makes more money than most ED in a bank.

Look you can only use office job, career and bla bla to harras people who never worked in nigeria. I worked in the best of places in Nigeria and I know for a fact its all a facade.

While I was working in a Top Bank In Nigeria one of my best customer was one young Alhaji who was into all you call smelly stuffs while those of us who are working in the bank pursuing a career, Always live on "upfronts"