₦airaland Forum

yousouph:
Hopefully, we can win champions league this season

Hopefully Baba suwe can become UN secretary General

Do you know a league where someone is named Nicky BUTT and a club owner named abram[b]HO[/b]vic where a coach named mourin[b]HO[/b] rules a club named [b]ARSE[/b]nal and a coach named [b]ARSE[/b]ne??

VPersie:
I do not understand why you all find this hard to believe. Several people on Nairaland do this. My life may be in danger for exposing this but I will go ahead. Seun is the same person as Kobojunkie and Becomerich. Eze-Uche is the same person as Jarus and Ajanlekoko. Jakumo is the same person as Beaf, Kosovo, Davidylan, and dayokanu. Micellin99 is the same person as Tudor. And so on. I cannot believe that you guys are ignorant of the double personalities on Nairaland. I guess this is why Nigeria lacks the intellectual capital to move forward.

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/WeYsTmIzjkw&ob=av2e[/flash]

If this woman claims she is 50 and started sleeping with Fela in 1972 that must mean she was 12yrs at that time.

I think she is trying to reduce her age, she is older than 50yrs

Ghana boy ko shoemaker ni

^^ Oya lets do our own quick quick.

No more story

@r231,

So na your face be dis.

See your head like palmwine gourd, See your face like spoon, See your teeth like roasted corn, see your glasses like coke bottle.

U better come beg me cos I might make rain fall on that day.

CONGRATS!!! It takes guts to take a bold decision like that.

Pretty bride you got there. Maybe I should get eye glasses too

Madness is when someone blindly supports a football club that has been trophyless for 5 yrs without any hope of a reversal in fortune.

Little wonder why low lifes, Mechanics, Agberos etc support the same club

duduspace:
Arsenal is bigger than any player joo.

With Arsenal liliputan size? Are you sure they are bigger than Fabregas or Arshavin? Even Henry was bigger than Arsenal

Adam score one more goal or Carson save a penalty

debosky:
Getting slapped in your own house is only permissible if the slapper is an armed robber with a gun.

Still dunno what I'd do. . . . probably never permit her to enter my residence again, but I'd probably be too stunned to slap her back.

PS - the hypocrisy of some women here is amazing. . . .if it was a man, you shouldn't hit a woman, but with a woman, there must be a reason why.

Do you think the cops would understand that you slapped her back after she struck first?

the hypocrisy is worldwide. The man isnt allowed to touch the wife, but The woman is allowed to slap and the man smile

I thought people said you are not allowed to touch a woman under any condition.

If na me she slap, I go just waka jejely comot go police station but I go bribe police to lock her up in Kirikiri for 4 weeks and not to release her without my permission, I would travel out so no one would be able to reach me to beg.

After 4 weeks i would visit her in jail with a smile and gift from abroad and let them release her

jarus,

I am sure you didnt do the below.

Get to class when lecture is 30mins to end. Sit at the back, make noise and snide comment to make people laugh.

All my school notes must fit into my backpocket anything bigger is not necessary.

After class go to TV room and watch football and argue about Bayern, man Utd, AC Milan etc,

On friday night watch Mojo at Awo TV room.

Got to female halls and leave there at 10pm atimes with a trip to Motion ground,

Go back to the hostel and do enuff "Aro".

Go to Buka and get drunk

Do you know or hear about Victor-Mojo? The pharmacy student TV operator who was in charge of playing Mojo for us every Friday night where "No pocketing" is the rule.

buzugee:
AWO HALL as in OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY ?

Obafemi Awolowo Hall in Obafemi Awolowo university. the craziest Hall in all Nigerian Universities(by my own reckoning)

stevetboy9:
@Dayokanu,which skul sef? OAU? I trust

Before nko. OAU for sure

stevetboy9:
So trauncy is part of attributes of Awolites as suggested by dayokanu and confirmed by Jarus by his last post

Many things make an Awo boy. Its a combination of many attributes.

usbcable:
eso odo

Iwe lari, kosi GP

Aint GAYYners morons?

When discussing with Chelsea fans they say History counts, when with Liverpool, Milan, Bayern fans they say history dont count?

The most retarded people support Arsenal anyways

r231:
don't think so

Odunnu:
For real?

Very few people can beat her at this, and this is making some people mad at her.

Even she can manouver her way to heaven by flirting with the angel on guard

With a 6yrs contract ahead of him, Surely Benfica would milk anyone dry.

BTW market value counts for nothing when you have people like Man Citeh, Real and Barcelona throwing money around.

Citeh bought De Jong for 18m, whom they could have got for almost free 6months later

Dobo,

Analyse the chart and compare with result this season thus far. To tell your fellow GAYY folks where you would be by May.

I assume you being a smart engineer can interprete graphs

So you people think highly of Vermalaen? Was it the same player that was already bending backwards and fellating Drogba less than 30mins of meeting Didier?

Even he had to be converted to LB for Belgium cos he wasnt even half as good as van Buyten whom we consider a disaster at bayern

Cougar:
evra has a massive spring on him a la tim cahill that allows him to outjump his opponents. fabio is not that experienced.

coentrao for 30 million? benfica will be lucky to sell him for 10 million. he's not being sought after - he's a rough diamond. no doubt, he is massively talented and i cannot believe no big team came for him after the world cup.

And Bayern chief executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge admitted the club were keen on the left-back, but said that the asking price - reported to be £25.2 million - had killed any chance of a deal.

"Coentrao is a great player, but we are not even close to paying Benfica the money they are looking for," Rummenigge told German newspaper Bild. "They've got exorbitant demands, this deal is off."

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/12072010/58/bundesliga-bayern-give-coentrao.html

http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_6256883,00.html

Rummenigge told Bild: "Coentrao is a great player, but we are not even close to paying Benfica the money they are looking for.

"They've got exorbitant demands, this deal is off.

"Michel Bastos is also no transfer possibility. He has been bought by Olympique Lyonnais for £15million last year.

http://www.football.co.uk/bayern_munich/bayern_abandon_coentrao_interest_314711.shtml

Cougar:
this post should be bookmarked.

https://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w170/Brad_Beckham/Arsenal-2.png

Let me see how things are going this season.

August-  Arsenal gets off to a promising start :

August 21 2020 Arsenal 6 blackpool 0
August 28 2010 Backburn 1 Arsenal 2

So Graph prediction is still in order

September: Arsenal gets some fantastic result

CL: Arsenal 6 Braga 0
Carling cup : Arsenal 4 Tottenham 1
League : Arsenal 4 Bolton 1

So Graph prediction is still in order

October: The oldies promptly lose their next game bringing GAYYners down to earth

October 3 2010 : Chelsea 2 Arsenal 0

But the get back on track playing some nice games failure to convert chances

Arsenal 2 Blackburn 1

and needing last minute effort to win.

Arsenal 1 West Ham 0

Some things can never change. We know where this would end in May, ANother trophyless season beckons

Cougar:
evra is gettting back to his groove and if evra gets crocked, i believe fabio is an adequate cover(but lacks height) when united faces long ball teams like bolton, stoke, blackburn, etc. united can do with a michel bastos or contreao of benfica in that position. get a midfield general like schweinsteiger and i am 100% certain united will compete with the best of them in europe.

What is the difference between Evra and fabio height-wise?

You want Coentrao? You have to part with 30million. Thats what Benfica says. For a club who is notorious for making ridiculous money off transfers just like Lyon I wont advise it. Check Di Maria, David Luiz and Coetrao prices.

Jarus:
1, While in school, I knew that the only thing I can do to get a good job post-school, was to be outstanding in my studies and graduate in flying colours. The knowledge of this propelled me to go extra miles.

2, I like competition. I always test my ability by competing with others. I approach every exams with telling myself, 'nobody must score above you'. If I on't eventually score the highest mark, I end up getting close, or at worst passing.

3, I hate to be among 'others'. I like the Topmost spot, but I've found myself not achieveing it some times. But any thing short of TOP X (X<=10) is very hard for me to take. The desire to keep myself among the Top guys always propels me in my academics. I like it(though will not show it) when your classmates see you and tell their friends 'oh, that guy is among the Top guys in my class'.

Igi Iwe!!!!

For me. the way i did it,

Wake up at 10am,

Stroll to SUB newspaper stand, argue with free readers club for 2 hours,

Go under Library, argue with free readers club again for another 2 hours,

Get to class when lecture is 30mins to end. Sit at the back, make noise and snide comment to make people laugh.

All my school notes must fit into my backpocket anything bigger is not necessary.

After class go to TV room and watch football and argue about Bayern, man Utd, AC Milan etc,

On friday night watch Mojo at Awo TV room.

Got to female halls and leave there at 10pm atimes with a trip to Motion ground,

Go back to the hostel and do enuff "Aro".

Go to Buka and get drunk

Wake up 10am next morning to repeat the cycle.

Schedule of an Awo boy. No wonder i no fit sabi book

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result. E.g Assene wenGer

Are you people referring to ileke-idi aka FL gators?

ninocia18:
d'bang is shameless, you knows money cant buy you common sense. that's one thing d'bang doesn't have, he should really pray for one or, try and think before acting, someone here who knows him should tell him that there is a difference between growing up and growing tall,

At least we should Thank God for the lofty heights of Nairaland your own common sense has taken you to

HNIC:
@Gooners
10 league games played.
2nd on the table trailing Chelski by 5 points:Q-finals of the CC:One leg into the CL knockout stages.
What are your views?

Another trophyless season in the making.

Nothing different from previous seasons. Who knows how i can dig out Saurons graphical presentation of Arsenals season for the past 5 yrs?

debosky:
This is a big disgrace. El Mo's substitution and lack of action cost me in H-2-H.

Seem to be moving up the table steadily in the main league though, so I can't complain too much.

O ni fe fi Bramble se Captain ( That na -8points)

What kind of league would we have someone named Faggotson?

FC Hollywood is back with a bang!!!

General manager Ulli Hoeness lambast coach Loius van Gaal

"It is very difficult to talk to him. It's difficult because he has a very strong opinion, which hardly leaves room. I've worked with many great coaches and everyone was open to suggestions. But van Gaal does not accept the opinions of other, "said Hoeness.
"A football club may now a days not be a one-man show. There were certain dangers, but I do not think this is the case now."

Hoeness defended Micho and Co.

"One would have to support them much earlier. Micho scores against Freiburg, who was told he could leave. Gomez, who was almost in Liverpool, making the second goal. Tymoschtschuk, who plays allegedly only because we have no other, was the best man on the pitch against Freiburg. Then you wonder if you hear all the time that he was not good enough. "

"It's better to support them and talk them up"

Hoeness' continued: "The players are very very useful. You can only have success if you can keep all players happy and in the past we have not always succeeded, it would have been better if they had been supported, "

His conclusion: "Injustice was done to one or two players with us."

Frustration for six months

Statements with explosive force. But why was Hoeness on the offensive?

"I am of the opinion that one must say something in between. Maybe we want to be champion, and we employ stimuli. You will not be German champions if everything is just peachy."

He had deliberately chosen a TV show as a platform because so his statements can not be distorted when he vents: "The fact that basic things do not fit or aren't right has been in me for six month."

http://www.spox.com/de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/1010/Artikel/uli-hoeness-kritik-an-louis-van-gaal-rundumschlag-fc-bayern-muenchen-mario-gomez-anatolij-tymoschtschuk-martin-demichelis-distanz.html

The last time they won John Paul was still Pope

Hoeness  warned interested clubs to keep their hands off Bastian Schweinsteiger because they will not be able to compete.

''The guys from Real (Madrid) tried it with Franck Ribery and all they got was a bloody nose,'' he said. ''Everybody in Europe has got to start learning what they are up against with FC Bayern, and that it is not so easy (to sign our players).''

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=837750&sec=europe&cc=5901

Here's what Uli had to say about Schweini today :

"If he wants to visit foreign cities, I hear Lufthansa offer cheap flights on weekends. Don't believe this nonsense, it's all about the money."

odunnu,

Amaria, Ba na so dogo maganna, Yo she ne za ki zu gida na. Ki zo ki rungomeni, Akoi sanyin anan

Sagamite,

What of those that would be like, They are not after your money, Why should we sign a prenup and make romantic issues look like a contract, Why should you marry people you cant trust, I just love you I am not after your money etc bla bla bla.

A girl once asked the question about prenup in church and she was looked at scornfully. This girl just finished law sch and she knows but the church elders would have none of it.

The discussion came up yesterday at a party we had and one of my buddies was challenging me to explain the point of marriage.

Seriously he has a point. Imagine you the way you are right now and enjoying your life, 5-10yrs, the usual bubbly and well mouthed/lipped sagamite is now looking distressed like wetin dog vomit just because he married one girl.

Many married men are thinking of the same now, WHY DID I EVER GET MARRIED