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Celebrities › Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by dayokanu(m): 5:12pm On Aug 30, 2010
^^ If you love someone why would you want to milk them of the money you didnt work for
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 4:52pm On Aug 30, 2010
Looking at Bebe doesnt he look like someone working on a weed plantation?
Celebrities › Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by dayokanu(m): 4:34pm On Aug 30, 2010
That is the part the law should force Tiger to compensate her for the loss based on her realistic earning potential over the period of child-bearing, child raising and likely period of extended unemployment due to staying at home.

Her realistic earning potential is that of a professional Nanny, so lets say she is unemployed and child raising for 15 years. Half a million dollars tops?

The thing is that she is not worth $100m
, I would have happily given her about $10m if I was Tiger but Tiger showed he was a slowpoke when he cancelled the pre-nup so she deserved what she got.
The part in bold shows you have some common sense in that your ponmo lips :d

Maybe Tiger under-estimated the gold-digging potentials of women. How much can she have made on her own if she was a Nanny? Now she is claiming rights to 100m her generation cant dream of
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 4:14pm On Aug 30, 2010
FYI

Hamburg humiliated Aston Villa 2 seasons ago,
Wolfsburg walloped Portsmouth
Hamburg screwed Man Citeh in the same UEFA competition
Bayern sodomised Manure last April
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:51pm On Aug 29, 2010
This weekend alone

Bayern lost to Kaiserslautern 2-0
Schalke lost to Hannover 1-2 at home
Wolfsburg lost to Mainz 3-4 at home
Leverkusen lost to Mochengladbach 2-6 at home

Now show me any league in Europe that had these kind of results in one weekend alone

3 top teams lost at home. Thats what I call a competitive league not one where one team has scored 14 goals in 3 matches without conceding
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 3:38pm On Aug 29, 2010
To butress my point, Leverkusen is currently trailing Mochengladbach at home 1-3 at the Bayerena
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 7:06am On Aug 29, 2010
The Bundesliga has shown the unpreictability of German league where the small teams dont lay down to be screwed

Unlike in the EPL where Chelsea and co score 6-0 on a regular
Bayern lost to Kaiserslautern, Wolfsburg lost at home to Mainz, Schalke lost at home to Hannover.

This is what I call a league not one where some teams are already fighting relegation on Matchday 3
Foreign Affairs › Re: Obama No Regrets For Aproving Ground Zero Mosque by dayokanu(m): 3:00pm On Aug 28, 2010
Its a symbol of terrorism

where the terror war cry ALAHU AKBAR would be screamed
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Blackburn Rovers Vs Arsenal [1 - 2] On Saturday 28th August 2010 by dayokanu(m): 1:47pm On Aug 28, 2010
You can all see how Koscielny is faring vs ordinary Diouf who isnt big or strong, I laugh when I think he would be marking Drogba.

Then why is Clichy that useless? See as Mame Diouf strolled past him to score the goal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by dayokanu(m): 1:37pm On Aug 28, 2010
When everyone was screaming that Etoo-Ibra sale was the most idiotic in history some people were trying to rationalise it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 1:25pm On Aug 28, 2010
RuuDie:
You guys berra remove Schwann (*whatever his name is*) outta that central midfield role and stick Toni Kroos in there. . . . . if Muller is good enough to play first team football, then Kroos should be sitting Schwann (*whatever his name is*) stiff butt on the bench!
Can you name any midfielder in your team thats 40% as good as Bastian?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 8:22am On Aug 28, 2010
Market no good o
Politics › Re: Yorubas Back Uncle Joe by dayokanu(m): 2:50am On Aug 28, 2010
The point is they strived to be number one and were not contented with being number 2
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:22pm On Aug 27, 2010
Nothing do you. Expect another trophyless season in may
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 9:46pm On Aug 27, 2010
Kamoru,

Dem chase you reach this place? Carry your Sonia go room
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by dayokanu(m): 9:41pm On Aug 27, 2010
tkb417:
^^^
i hope u no go near the babes wey i introduce to u
You know there love in sharing. LOL. I no touch am o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:32pm On Aug 27, 2010
Na wa o. I am so delighted we lost, Van Gaal and Management believe we dont need a CB and Kaiserslautern has shown us.

Let them now not buy in the next 4 days.

Those BL teams dont respect anyone
Culture › Re: Can You Tell That My Son Is A Boy? by dayokanu(m): 7:22pm On Aug 27, 2010
Your lil kid is cute.
I'm yet to see an ugly baby.
This seem so because your parents were kind enough to destroy all your baby pictures
Family › Re: Marriage: Is It About Making Babies Or About The Couples? by dayokanu(m): 6:56pm On Aug 27, 2010
chika98:
You call her common because she's a nanny? Money isn't everything! You should know better than that
Could have been common secretary, common hairdresser, common Doctor or Engineer but her profession before she met Tiger Woods was a NANNY.
Politics › Re: Yorubas Back Uncle Joe by dayokanu(m): 6:51pm On Aug 27, 2010
The 1993 SDP convention Had 3 top contenders Abiola, Atiku and Kingibe, With Kingibe having the upper hand before the primaries.

Abiola negotiated with Atiku to step down and support him, This is common in Politics Many democrats stepped down and Supported Obama before the primaries( John Edwards actually endorsed Obama) while Rudi Guliani stepped down for John McCain.

Abiola won an election without zoning in Nigeria.

Nnamdi Azikwe, Alex Ekwueme, Sylvester Ugoh, Chuba Okadigbo, all have one thing in common, They preferred to be Vice (boy-boy) to hausas and in the same elections Yorubas came forwward to contest for top position
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 6:39pm On Aug 27, 2010
Who is the unlucky fellow playing against Wolfgang Kaiser this week?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:30pm On Aug 27, 2010
Isnt that long hair GAY?
How many hours do you spend in the Salon, putting Shampoo, Airconditioner and sitting under the dryer? Do you also do manicure and paint your nails, and lips too, Victoria secret should be your favourite. Edoyad would surely be interested

Well no wonder you are a GAYYner cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by dayokanu(m): 6:06pm On Aug 27, 2010
^^ It doesnt translate to money in the pocket,

Someone lodges you in Transcorp, flies you in choppers but these things I caouldnt have afforded it with my own money but it has its benefits too e.g

When i went to Abuja one chic we served together that was a high class babe then, When i called her and she saw that I was been driven around by a driver and lodged in a top Hotel, I dont need to tell you what followed. She dropped the koko sharp sharp

cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by dayokanu(m): 5:59pm On Aug 27, 2010
where do u think d word "trophy wife and kids" comes from. a pretty woman to boost your image. some one to make appearances at your games, to give u d image of a family man etc. that's what he benefits from her.
According to this site, Tiger Woods was already the richest Sportsman before marrying Elin golddigger.
http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19225

Can you tell us what skill Elin posses that would have in anyway earned her an income close to what she gained from leeching on Tiger?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 3:57pm On Aug 27, 2010
A continuation of disaster in the number 18 jersey
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by dayokanu(m): 3:50pm On Aug 27, 2010
debosky:
I haven't been on here in a while, so thought to pop in and post.

Getting audited - be it financial, technical, engineering or any kind must be one of the most unpleasant experiences you can have at work. I really got put through the wringer by this crazy emissions auditor today, asking questions about anything and everything. . . heck after a while I thought he was going to ask me what colour of underwear I was wearing and what colour my passport was. grin grin

It just makes me sad sometimes when I have to go through all of this to comply with regulations and prove no pollution is taking place when things in Nigeria just happen without any consideration or thought many times. If only we had sensible people in the ministry of environment and other bodies who would put their feet down and enforce the law.

Anyways, that aside I am currently counting down to moving to my next job posting. . . .handing over 2 years worth of knowledge is proving harder than I expected. Instead of being a breeze these last few weeks will involve coming in early and leaving late, just to complete the work on my plate and leave with a clean record.
I used to enjoy the experience, While in Nigeria, I have had branch managers in the office till midnight cos if it doesnt look good then its probably not.

I remember one day in Allen branch of a bank, a pregnant woman was on her knees begging. I was so embarassed. She didnt want me to write a report of non compliance with company rules.

It was also a good opportunity to snag the babes in the organisation, Imagine me that even the Manager or the Financial director was running after now says Hello to a worker, Even na the Oga go organise the chic for me.

It happened in one Multinational Oil coy, the Oga was asking me which of the babes I wanted, the new recruit or the NYSC babe.

I slept in many top Hotels I couldnt have afforded with my salary, Flew a lot and even was flown with a Helicopter from Bonny Island to Lagos with just 4 ppl on board when I had to be in Lagos for a day appointment.
Politics › Re: Yorubas Back Uncle Joe by dayokanu(m): 3:40pm On Aug 27, 2010
excanny:
And also proven that the way to do that was by votes for bribes and public money sharing.

If that's what you call winning. That's a shame!
Evidence of the bribery and money sharing pls because this is the first time I am hearing this
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Uefa Champions League Draw on Thursday 26 August, 2010 At 5pm by dayokanu(m): 5:44am On Aug 27, 2010
[quote author=mama-gee link=topic=503619.msg6647063#msg6647063 date=1282862739][color=deeppink]What's with you and the Gunners?

Did Arsene Wenger steal your boxers/underwear? grin[/color][/quote]Mamagee sniffed my boxer/underwear
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 5:11am On Aug 27, 2010
Krayon na Barca fan
Culture › Re: Need A Yuroba Translation by dayokanu(m): 4:21am On Aug 27, 2010
Its means heat palm oil and drink it (like go and hug transformer)
Politics › Re: Yorubas Back Uncle Joe by dayokanu(m): 3:10am On Aug 27, 2010
So a Yoruba guy has proven that he can win an election without zoning
Celebrities › Re: Tiger Woods, Wife Officially Divorced by dayokanu(m): 2:56am On Aug 27, 2010
but anyways that's marriage for you. it is a contract. i'm sure tiger wasn't blind when he signed it. there are rumors that he married elin for publicity. so he did make gains from being married to his blond beauty
Can you pls explain what publicity the number 1 sportman in the whole world could hope to benefit from a NANNY?

lol @millionaires make their money by doing mental work. lol i can't believe u think that.
most of them became rich through connections. not because they do more work. it's d middle class that are doing d most mental work. and working class doing d most phsyical work.
Can you give examples of the millionaires who didnt have to work for their money. Connections? Do you pluck connections from the air? The person who is connecting you probably hopes to gain something from you too.
the common law that gives divorced women money was created to prevent women from being shafted (e.x naija marriages where women are left with nothing after divorce or husband's death. so basically d divorced naija wife had been an unpaid househelp and nanny economically rather than a partner. and hasn't acquired any skills to make her eligible to join d outside work force which will makes d future even bleaker for her and surviving kids)
so they created the law so that property becomes 50/50 after divorce
How come these women dont have any skills to make an income for themselves? Dont they have a brain or are they paralysed. You see the thing about women who believe a man is their meal ticket and later they turn around to say the men disrespected them. What respect do you expect when your life hopes and aspirations depend on leeching on another human sweat

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