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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 11:22pm On Aug 20, 2010
GAYYners shey una go sell market this weekend?

make I come prize market
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 11:07pm On Aug 20, 2010
Of all our defenders Van Buyten is the worst. I develop palpitations whenever attackers move near him. Our CD is too weak Instead of buying a defender, they promoted maximilian Haas from the youth team and even used our 2nd keeper Kraft as a backup CD

Contento had a good game today.

Dzeko is soo good, if not that bayern made a mistake by buying Gomez for 30m, We would have bought Dzeko. If Dzeko can stay in Wolfsburg for this season, I would suggest we give Gomez one more season if he fails, we can offload him and Klose who would be old then and get Dzeko.

Ulli, KHR, Nerlinger, Get me a Central Defender.
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 11:03pm On Aug 20, 2010
Iwo gbo Yoruba jumi lo ke?

Ko possible, Se o mo pe omo Oyo nimi, Oyo ni original Yoruba se o mo
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: FC Barcelona Fan Thread: "Més Que Un Club" by dayokanu(m): 10:11pm On Aug 20, 2010
You suppose know say most EPL fans are retarded

You require a low IQ to be a fan of Arsenal especially.

is it a coincidence that conductors, Agberos and illiterates support them
Romance › Re: Lied She Was Going To Church Only To Meet Her Death by dayokanu(m): 10:10pm On Aug 20, 2010
What kind of info?

You think this girl doesnt know that having sex could lead to preggers or having abortion could lead to death?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 10:08pm On Aug 20, 2010
Buy a Good CB and I can stake a bet for bayern playing the CL semi once again
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 9:47pm On Aug 20, 2010
e merin

Meta lati Newark NJ. eyokan lati La Guardia.

Ti eyan ba fe wa moto wa si Texas wakati merindilogbon niyen(Go figure out merindinlogbon tongue tongue tongue tongue)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 9:44pm On Aug 20, 2010
Teacher dey teach different students and for 5 yrs he never taught them to win prizes.

Do you know in Wengers coaching career, he has never won a European trophy for over 25yrs of coaching
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:37pm On Aug 20, 2010
dayokanu:
I see a tight match, But since some of the Wolfsburg players are just getting to know themselves,

I predict a bayern win 2-1
Yeah thats the way it should be done.

The goal by Muller was awesome, His combination with kroos.

Kroos needs to get his workboots on. He has the touch and intelligence but he cant afford not to put the effort, A Riquelme-like player wont succeed at Bayern
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:34pm On Aug 20, 2010
SCHWEINSTEIGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bayern 2 Wolfsburg 1

Just what I predicted. Dayokanu Octopus cheesy cheesy cheesy
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 9:32pm On Aug 20, 2010
Mo mo Edison, Mo man gba ibe lo si Ile nigbami, Edison Ja si North brunswick, Ki n to de new brunswick

Faaji po ni adugbo yen sugbon Otutu Winter yen ti poju
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 9:29pm On Aug 20, 2010
Shipping everything but not the main problem. wenGAY
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 9:27pm On Aug 20, 2010
Texas ni wo wa o.

OK, Emi na kan wa sise ni NJ ni adugbo Warren sugbon mo gbe Somerset/New brunswick ni. Mo ti pada si Texas sha
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 9:25pm On Aug 20, 2010
Person wey dey cook stone sef go think say one day food go cook
Culture › Re: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by dayokanu(m): 9:16pm On Aug 20, 2010
Ise nlo deede Ko si iyawo.

Mi o mo pe NJ lo n gbe Nitoripe mo wa ni area yen ni ibere odun yi
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Happy Birthday Dayokanu by dayokanu(m): 9:15pm On Aug 20, 2010
Old for where? I still be youngin.

I fit play Olympic team self
Romance › Re: Lied She Was Going To Church Only To Meet Her Death by dayokanu(m): 9:14pm On Aug 20, 2010
Information about what?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Fans by dayokanu(op): 9:12pm On Aug 20, 2010
When Robben returns Klose most likely would have to sit.

DvB is just a curse to any team, Can we wear Maldinis shirt for van buyten and sell him to some EPL clubs?
Romance › Re: Lied She Was Going To Church Only To Meet Her Death by dayokanu(m): 6:23pm On Aug 20, 2010
Those claiming its the children of today? Guess what it has been rampart since forever.

A 60yr old woman used to tell me about her friend in High Sch in the 60's who also had abortion and almost died,

Sagamite, How much parenting can you do? DO you ban them access to the internet? Blindfold them when they walk on the street? or what?

Even billboards have sexual connotations. So how do you make them stay away.

You came out good not necesarily as a result of good parenting, Some people had harsher parents and still got pregnant.

There was even a saying then that its kids of Pastors that turn out worse
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 6:09pm On Aug 20, 2010
^^

A club that hasnt seen a trophy for 5 seasons whose trophy cabinet is full of cobwebs and rodents
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 6:06pm On Aug 20, 2010
I am refering to his Nationality.

What of Former US VP

Dick Chenney

or when I say you beat me, I beat you Its tit for tat
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 5:10pm On Aug 20, 2010
yousouph:
@DK. Which one be edoyad ramming me from behind? Less gay talk for here o. Its high time u declared your love 4 ARSENAL
I thot your club was ARSE-nal, coach ARSE-ne and your fans GAYY-ners.

Dayokanu stands for success and cant be a fan of a failed trophyless club
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 4:47pm On Aug 20, 2010
But Cristalz.

Look at words like t1t for tat and see what it becomes.

Former VP of US Mr Cheney and Dutch Coach Advocaat I cant write their first name
TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by dayokanu(m): 4:44pm On Aug 20, 2010
Yeah. Those sounds were rocking my chair.

If I get that kain gun na to face Aso Rock straight Kabooom
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by dayokanu(m): 4:40pm On Aug 20, 2010
Dr Kitaun:
Seriously, Dayo u need to stop shebanging about, whilst u keep ranting on NL about anything Arsenal do u hold a jar of adi-agbon on your less busy hand?
You mean the engine oil you use to lubricate your lips when alternating between your dick and Adebayors

dipo2much:
dayo is a certified anti-gunner. we are used to his girlishness already. I just hope he doesnt fade into oblivion like his P.I.C Sauron did,cos we are not stayin trophyless foreva.
Well I am anti failure, I guess this is strange as some people have accepted failure as a way of life

yousouph:
DK is really a pain in the arse and his national anthem of 5 years of trophyless is annoying but sometimes his words is the truth. The jokes he brings along sometimes makes me laugh.
Edoyad should be the one ramming your behing and giving you the pain you feel in the Arse

Is it our fault that Squillaci decided to opt out from a European tie because he heard that we're interested in him? or that Schwarzer decided to tell his local rag he wanted to come to Arsenal? why didn't Cesc opt out of matches despite having the so called Barca DNA abi na DNS?
Would cesc be cup tied as a result of playing any game for Arsenal? Cesc has come out openly to say he would love to join Barca his childhood club but they have to agree with his current employers. Barca couldnt agree with Assanal so Cesc stays
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 4:27pm On Aug 20, 2010
Mobinga:
Can I still enter the competition? If yes, how??
There is a long route and their is a preferred shorter route, Just pay $1000 to my GTB account and you are in with 100 fantasy points ahead
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Red Devils' Zone! by dayokanu(m): 4:23pm On Aug 20, 2010
I knew VdV would be out soon. A good buy but I dont know if he would work for Manure rthe way Robben and Sneijeder did for bayern and Inter

VdV is even at the risk of losing his space in the Dutch team
Politics › Re: Nigerian States From Richest To Poorest (ppp) by dayokanu(m): 4:18pm On Aug 20, 2010
tpiah:
na everything just dey trip dayokanu.
he trips about his state, he trips about his alma mater, he trips about being a man, he trips about being a nigerian man (everyone wants them, according to him).
na wa.
Dont you think thats Sexy hun? I trip about even quoting Tpiahs posts
TV/Movies › Re: What Was The Last Movie You Watched? by dayokanu(m): 4:16pm On Aug 20, 2010
@ Topic,
Dinner for Schmuks. Funny

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=237342.msg6605058#msg6605058 date=1282285587]Just saw EXPENDABLES!!

WOW!!

My rating: 9.5/10

Cast: Silvester Stallone, Jet Li, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willlis, Jason Statham, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Dolph Lundgren, Eric Roberts, Randy Couture, Mickey Rourke.

Reason: The movie was just plain wicked!! WOW!! I would pay to see it again!! The movie took me back to the days when action movies was all bout action. I was expecting it to be a flop with its all-star cast but wow!! Stallone really did direct a beautiful movie. This is not a romantic movie o!! This is straight up gun slinging Action from beginning till end with alot of humour inbetween.
[/quote]It might not be 9.5/10 for me but like 8.5/10

Did you see those terry Crews gun when booming? I was like OMfreaking Goodness.

Saw it last friday I love it

I used to think too many stars spoil the movie until last Friday
Career › Re: Welcome To My Office by dayokanu(m): 4:11pm On Aug 20, 2010
Single or Married, I tend to find the fun part of them and work on it and I can talk about any topic.

Some of my female colleagues, I even share Unofficial PG jokes with them but you should know when to work and when to play

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