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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: French Ligue 1, Spanish La Liga, Italian Serie A, Dutch Eredivisi And Bundesliga by dayokanu(m): 10:33pm On Apr 16, 2010
Sissoko red carded.

Inter 2 Juventus 0
Maicon volley

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 10:28pm On Apr 16, 2010
Trust me to be your guest for 3 weeks straight if y'all don't win the trophy.
I would have sworn you made this exact statement 2 weeks ago
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 10:24pm On Apr 16, 2010
English clubs are hated more.
Yet they allowed manures goal vs Lille

If not, explain how Ovrebo denied Chelsea 3 penalty shouts last season
The same explanation for sending off Abidal for a non existent foul on Anelka,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 10:19pm On Apr 16, 2010
What are you missing?
Sagna--Vermaelen--Gallas--Clichy are solid unless you prefer the relics in Bayern Munich.
Do you want a mask-wearing Dimechelis?
"Zorro" would be leading his team to the semi finals, What about Vidic and ferdinand? Still hallucinating seeing images of Olic in their dreams

lol @ Dayo. . . .Bayern na team sef.
No be Bayern some yama yama English team
eliminate from UEFA CUP not too long ago
Doyin, what have you been smoking, A combination of rice chaff and saw dust cant pass as cigarette.

Which English team eliminated Bayern in the UEFA cup recently, Name it or have Arrow stamped to your forhead forever.

Bayern just eliminated Man Utd so allow Dayo to gloat.
Like we always do. cheesy

However, the fans of Fulham, Burnley, Chelsea and Everton can also gloat. . . .
Anyone that is playing in this years semi finals can gloat

Gbenga is a tard
MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dayo. . .you should be worrying about getting yourself a proper left back.
That gangly idiot can't pass, run or defend to save his life.
Almost gave me a heart attack. . .
Dont worry about HOLGER BADSTUBER, He is still in the CL semis and he is Far better than all those eeeediotssss at assanal FC.

wenGAY would sacrifice a night with Theo walcott just to get Badstuber train at Emirates
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 10:08pm On Apr 16, 2010
DK has waited years for this opportunity - we won't stop hearing about this till Bayern crash out in the next round
At least Bayern have a next round to look forward to, What does Arsenal have? NEXT SEASON or is it NEXT CENTURY?

The same Van Bommel that watched Gibson strike from 20 yards?
What was he staring at? Gibson's nike boots?
Gibson striked from 10km and he would be sitting on the carpet in Vidics room to watch CL semi on TV.

Dayokanu, give up. . . . . .Your team ain't better than Man Utd.
Only that we eliminated you and are playing in the semis while Faggotson is screaming "Typical German"

Did he send himself off?
That is what i keep saying about European referees. . . . .They are spiritually blind like you are.
Giving nonsense decisions against Man Utd because they hate to see the same team winning all the time.
Yawn But the same European refs dont mind seeing Barca year after year or see Juve get to 3 finals in a row, AC play several finals in the 90's

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:55pm On Apr 16, 2010
silly argument - the people who won for Rijkaard were Ronaldinho and Eto'o - without them NOTHING would've been achieved.
Ronaldinho had very little pedigree before coming to Barca and its common knowledge Laporta preferred beckham to him. Rijkaard/Barcelona moulded Ronaldinho into what he is now.

Yeah right - everyone's dream job and he's done better than Bayern in 5 of the 6 past seasons in the CL.
The done better trophy and in this same 6 years he has never won a trophy.

2009/2010- Bayern semi at least, Arsenal Quarter finals
2008-2009- Bayern Quarter, Arsenal semi
2007.2008- Arsenal quarter, bayern Did not Qualify
2006/2007- Arsenal second round bayern quarter
2005/2006- Arsenal finals, Bayern Second round
2004/2005- Arsenal second round bayern Quarters

Those are results from the last 6 seasons, Do we need any more evidence that Debo is a plonker?

The flaws in other teams are not trophy preventing - ours are!
That depends on how a manger does it, Manure doesnt have a World class RB but have won the EPL 3 times on the bounce, Barca doesnt have a world class Defence/keeper yet they have dominated
Nairaland General › Re: Is Everyone Up Here From Europe Or Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 9:43pm On Apr 16, 2010
Where in TX, I live in Houston
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 9:40pm On Apr 16, 2010
How could Van Bommel have mauled United's midfield with his team conceding 3 goals?
He musta mauled Bayern's midfield cos all his passes kept finding Man Utd players in the first half.
Gibson and Fletcher gave him the beating of his life - Beckenbauer even confessed he was going to sell him after witnessing the gangraping
Fletcherino what a plonker, Gibbon or what do you call him I saw them grabbing Old Trafford grasses when van Bommel ran through them

Bayern dominated nowt.
You can keep saying it maybe one of your moronic twits would believe it.
Bayern dominated nowt yet your 5 midfielders couldnt touch the ball what happened to the 45 lungs of Park, Scholes albinism, Carricks passes and Fletcher? They were all nestled in Van Bommels pocket.

Evra is another story entirely, maybe Altintop can give us a clue, neville? I wont say nothing but the suprising part is Vidic and Rio made to dance Alanta everytime Olic comes near

And i am saying Van Bommel fouled 5 times and he wasn't carded TWICE.
Blame a spineless referee who got bullied by Bayern Players thus sending off Rafael who has serially sodomised Ribery until that point.
Until Fletcher learns how to foul without getting caught then he is still an apprentice.

Fletcher didnt even foul Cesc last year and got sent off talk about a brainless midfielder.

All i can remember was you logged off NL after United owned Bayern on their own turf in Munich for the first 45 mins.
and me logging in affected Man utd game? Maybe that explains your insipid game afterall

Lyon are ages above Real Madrid as well - Sugomu.
Trophies we have more, Head to head we always school you. You need more people
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:31pm On Apr 16, 2010
I am personally not crazy about Rijkaard - if he isn't given funds, he will do worse than Wenger.
How much funds was needed for Xavi, Iniesta, Puyol and valdez, Y'all talk like wenGAY doesnt spend money, what did he buy Wankott, Reyes, Jeffers and Eduardo with COWRIES?

The key issues are for the board to be able to challenge Wenger's decisions at some level, not the unlimited power he currently holds. For all his flaws, David Dein at least could give Wenger some advice, not like everyone there at present who seem to worship Wenger's every word.
Arsenal is everyones dream job, FAIL and get your contract extended. wenGAY now packs a bunch of retards in the team expecting to win and if he doesnt he is ever ready with the " This is a young team, and we are going places" WHat happened to the young team of Yesteryears?

The issue for me is not even the trophies that some have complained about, it is seeing blatantly OBVIOUS flaws ignored or papered over season after season and coming back to hurt us. If we could fix our flaws but the other teams end up being massively better, then it is a different matter. Instead, we always seem to start off with a self imposed handicap, hoping we will miraculously overcome it during the season.
Which team doesnt have a flaw? Chelsea is playing with a bunch of retirees, Manure have a lot of weak points also. Which team is perfect self?

As far as I'm concerned, if we managed to sort out our defence this season, we'd be much closer to the top - primarily the goalie and the CBs. If we fixed that we'd be better off now.
What happened to Verminator the defender of the universe, Senderos, Djourou and those wankstars you have in defence
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 9:20pm On Apr 16, 2010
No one is saying Rafael shouldn't get booked for fouling - all i am saying is Van Bommel copped more fouls on the night and the match officials didn't book him after copping his first yellow.
van Bommel was more sensible in his fouls and mauled all Manure midfield. i thought they said Fletcher is hard. I really laughed hard how he was wimping all over like a 3 yr old girl when Bommel dealt with him.

United had the better 1st half in Munich - they led 1-0 at half time.
United had the better 1st half in OT - they led 3-1 at half time.
Were you watching the match in a pot of water placed i the sun?. Go check all the vital stats from the 2 legs Bayern dominated 3 of 4 halves.

You better drop ice cubes on your scrotum cos your seminal fluids seem to be boiling hard.
Its friday, Muki would take care of that.

Sodomised who?
Gibson tore Van Bommel to shreds and he's still an apprentice at OT!!!
Your team advanced because they had to play 10 men for 40 mins.
You played 10 men because your uncouth apprentice fouled twice and was carded SIMPLE. didnt he know the rule of the game?

Barca?
Where did i say Barcelona scored twice after Puyol?
It seems those stupidity platelets have started running in your veins again.
Dunno which is which - spiritually blind or genetically silly. . . .make up your mind.
I have told you over and over Bayern is ages above Man utd and The game to prove it came and we dealt with you accordingly.

Go use your erections on Gayyners
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:10pm On Apr 16, 2010
Juup Heyckenes is above Arsenals level and it would be degrading for him to come there. Heyckenes would rather coach a National team

Like saying Condoleeza Rice should come and teach Political Science at Zamfara State University

Rijkaard might manage Arsenal because he is still young and loves adventure
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 9:00pm On Apr 16, 2010
Rijkaard managed a team with players like Ronaldinho, Messi, Xavi, Etoo and Puyol. Wenger has never had such quality at his disposal, as much as Arsenal fans exaggerate the quality of their players.
Pre Rijkaard/barca most of these players were nobody only Etoo

Dinho was lost in France partying, Messi who? Xavi was just an average midfielder in La Liga, Puyol wasnt any good either.

If Benitez could win CL with Dudek in goal, Finana as RB, Djimi Traore as LB, Hyypia as CB, Cisse/barros as Striker, Kewel as midfielder and subs like Biscan, Smicer etc then whats wenGAYS excuse

at a Point he had Lehmann, A.Cole Campbell, Henry, Pires, Bergkamp, Vieira
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 8:54pm On Apr 16, 2010
A spineless referee and a blind line-assistant decided it was time to book the youngest player on the pitch and they handed the advantage to Bayern Munich. Even after playing against 10 men for 45 mins, your team still LOST the match.
United lost the TIE because of what happened in Allianz Arena. . . .not because of what happened at OT
I have seen moronic excuses and this is one of the worst.

If the youngest player on the field fouls he souldnt be booked, Heck if the youngest player on the field scores, It shouldnt be counted. Did Muki ban your brain too? Which team played at ALlianz Arena was it TWATCHESTER DISUNITED?

When you needed to score 5 at Allianz Arena, why didn't you score 5?
We needed to eliminate Manure and we did. Manure is now at home after being bettered for 3 halves out of 4

When a bent referee sent off Rafael and refused to send off Van Bommel despite fouling persistently, it was always going to be a hard task.
In the end, Bayern got the 2nd goal that even Burnley or Pompey woulda gotten.
Is that a way of admitting Van Bommel sodomised your entire midfield? I warned you of La bestia Negra didnt I?

FFS, Arsenal scored TWICE after Puyol was sent off at the Emirates.
There is no doubt Ipswich took a chunk of your brain. Barca scored twice after Puyol? Thats a Fu//CKING DISGRACE
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 8:41pm On Apr 16, 2010
How is Rijkaard better than Wenger?
Rijkaard has a CL under 10yrs of coaching, wenGAY has been a coach for close to 3 decades, and hasnt won ANY european trophy not even Inter-toto
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (In Arsenal We Trust) by dayokanu(m): 8:40pm On Apr 16, 2010
I cant believ Adebollocks is typing these.

Whose brains did you borrow? I need to recommend those to HNIC too.

I have said it since. Arsene wenGAY is the problem but guess the wenGAY knows, Le Prof crew wont learn

5 seasons without any trophy, 6 seasons without a league and 25 seasons without a European trophy.

Get a world class coach and see your fortunes change
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 8:27pm On Apr 16, 2010
Sorry about Nani.
He found your NET twice and made Phillip Lahm look like a complete twunt!!!
Lahm and co made all the Old Trafford fans morose and some cried all week. Even the senile Faggotson was reduce to "Typical german" rants

Yes, Barca did but none of their fans went on blogs/forums to rant like you are doing.
They just accepted the rub of the green in their favour and went on to win the BIG EARS.
United outplayed Bayern Munich at OT(at least until Rafael's red card) and you still LOST the game playing against 10 men - pathetic!!!!
At 3-2 Bayern qualified, the onus was on manure to score and qualify but being the lameass they are, they couldnt, LvG even removed Robben immediately after the goal to reduce the humiliation

There's nothing to be ashamed of. . . . . .This was always a transition season for Man Utd after the exit of Ronaldo/Tevez.
Of course, there are positives to take out of the game.
Watching a 19 yr-old Rafael sodomising the best player in Bunde$liga is enough amusement. . . . .United don't have to win the UCL every season.
Remind us where Barcelona finished after winning 2005/6 UCL season.
Transition season, i thought that excuse was for losers or has Manure joined the club?
For the last 15 mins at Old trafford bayern were just passing the ball around and Manure IMPOTENCIAS were looking around like loonies.
If we needed to score 5 to qualify, In the last 15 mins we would have scored it. GEDDIT??

Play us every weekend at OT and lose 3-2 every weekend.
Officer Nani will make sure of that score-line.
I swear. . . . . . .
Officer nani couldnt even make his team qualify, Carrick, Fletcher, Evra, Vidic, Ferdinand, where were they, I heard one very notorious van Bommel and Olic sodomised them all night
HOW PATHETIC!!!!!!!!

Ipswich? Who went to Ipswich?
Direct that question to the shameless moderator that got me banned just before the game.
Shut your stinking mouth and answer simple question

HOW MARKET? I mean any of the markets either Allianz Arena, Old Toilet vs Chelsea, Old Toilet vs Bayern or Ewood vs Blackburn

So Gbenga, YAYA KASUA?? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nairaland General › Re: Is Everyone Up Here From Europe Or Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 8:17pm On Apr 16, 2010
The US is cool, They have lots of hawt women
Romance › Re: Ladies: What Do You Think Of Women Who Are Married To Handsome Men by dayokanu(m): 8:13pm On Apr 16, 2010
^^^

A Man cant force you to agree. In most cases, A man proposes, a woman agrees
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by dayokanu(m): 8:10pm On Apr 16, 2010
Let the UK millionaire buy their childhood club like Dietmar Hopp did for Hoffenheim.

The club should be locally owned like its done in other parts of Europe and lets see
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 8:04pm On Apr 16, 2010
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

How IPSWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  I learnt the party there was off the hook.

Sorry about Robben and Olic.

Of all the S/finalists, Bayern were the only team that advanced on away goals(y'all are the weakest team remaining).
Of last years finalists only Barca got through on away goals so you can complete it

United will be back next season to compete.
Arsenal anyone? Sound like the motto of a club from North London

FFS, if i see you gloat/rant about a useless victory again, i will pound your Nazi head.
You disgusting hellion.
Buzz off!
I see you are still sore. JERKal, Sorry I would reprimand Robben and Olic

I have asked everyone but I would ask you for one big favour,

CAN WE PLAY YOU EVERY WEEKEND? grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: "whit Woman" by dayokanu(m): 7:59pm On Apr 16, 2010
Dont abuse naija bankers cos I used to be one of them. Later I became a consultant and I still have it for em Zenith Chics

Reunion, I thot it was just abeke, ayetty, plat and Jaquan having a UNION.

In Nigeria you cant use your cell phone except at GTB
Nairaland General › Re: Is Everyone Up Here From Europe Or Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 7:50pm On Apr 16, 2010
I live in the US but I am from Nigeria
Romance › Re: Ladies: What Do You Think Of Women Who Are Married To Handsome Men by dayokanu(m): 7:49pm On Apr 16, 2010
LOL he was a grade A ashewo! He hit on me and my sis even while his wife was around.
Two years later he came home with a baby on the side from another woman
Maybe he meant something else and you thought he was hitting on you. Did he say he wanted to sleep with you?

Regarding the baby, Have you thought for a min that the woman probably got him drunk and ra.ped him since he was so fine.

WHat can't women do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mayboy, You are spot on
Romance › Re: "whit Woman" by dayokanu(m): 7:45pm On Apr 16, 2010
Heheehee, there is a secret code     The Bankers have to be attractive to swindle your money      
Just like Bankers in Nigeria, when I went in , all I saw was pretty ladies in the front. <-Stuck up as well.
Bankers in Nigeria are something else.

Especially Zenith Bank Customer Service at Ajose Adeogun VI. All the walls are glass so many reflections. Its like you are in the midslt of 20 fine chics.

I used to go request my bank statement every week just to see those chics. even though it cost me #200 per page
Nairaland General › Re: Is Everyone Up Here From Europe Or Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 7:41pm On Apr 16, 2010
I am not in Europe or Nigeria
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 7:40pm On Apr 16, 2010
You better dont turn into snake with all these hisses.

Ejo.


* Have you forgotten today na friday, Abeg hit me up make we set for this weekend. Hopefully I wont choose those bastards called celtic or Porto this week.*
Nairaland General › Re: I'm New: by dayokanu(m): 7:38pm On Apr 16, 2010
Kedu is pronounce- Kay-doo.

Nairaland can be fun and crazy as well so tread softly. If you are light hearted and dont take things to heart, You would have a lot of fun
Nairaland General › Re: Is Everyone Up Here From Europe Or Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 7:35pm On Apr 16, 2010
I am not

And you can find almost every continent on NL
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by dayokanu(m): 7:32pm On Apr 16, 2010
^^ Why cant you use the German model where only Genuine football lovers own clubs and not some money miss road that are using the clubs as their toys.
Romance › Re: "whit Woman" by dayokanu(m): 7:31pm On Apr 16, 2010
I know exactly where you're talking about! Don't feel bad; when I was younger, the strip club by the KFC used to be called 'Baby Dolls' and they had these really cute, frilly 'dresses' hung in their display windows. My mom thought it was a children's boutique and went in to buy party clothes; boy, was she surprised.
Feel bad? No only on weekends like this when to get parking space na wahala.

Lol, If you go during normal hours you wont find nada but if you go at night you are on your own.

I went to Delilahs in NJ and I saw one old man who couldnt walk well self sticking $1 bills into  lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

You nko? When will you start creating your family? You don hit that level you know
I'm still in my prime oo abeg make I enjoy life first before I settle down ooo
chickenshrimp is still busy playing PS3 and mortal Kombat, You would see him running around the streets with boxers rolling tyres all over.
Romance › Re: "whit Woman" by dayokanu(m): 6:59pm On Apr 16, 2010
Look at this ashewo
huh huh huh huh
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread! We Are The Red Devils! by dayokanu(m): 6:57pm On Apr 16, 2010
You guys want to play a game and have not spoken to bayern already? Have we given you the go ahead to play more matches?

The last time y'all celebrated after a game was Bolton(before bayern) You better come make we lift the curse

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