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ABeg nor vex, Those Minnesotta cougars never kill you? Its cold here and I have to be up to be up and doing

Sure perrenial trophyless teams sabi themselves. Dem go answer dem papa name

Thank you o my broda, Market good o.

10 win on the bouce in all competitions no be small thing.

Joint top in the league, Semi final in the DFB Pokal and CL second round alive in all competiton we entered for.

Some clubs entered for 4 competitions already kicked out of 2 already and lost to 2 of their direct rivals in the last 2 weeks

Why wont we thank God

Thank you Jesus, Thank you my Lord, what ever i am now it is by your grace.
Many are losing , many are perishing what ever i am now it is by your grace.

Brash is intellectually challenged so dont push him too far.

Brash how your anus, How was the romp with Drogba and WenGAY

And has 3 titles in 14years and 0 European titles

Arsenal's Summer Foreseen

* After yet another trophyless season, Arsene Wenger tells Arsenal fans that he has spotted the problems in the side and will regulate them in the transfer market.

* One month after making these comments, and with no one still signed, the apologists begin by claiming that 'Arsene needs to wait for the World Cup to finish' before signing anyone.

* Apologists then come to the realisation that the 15 year olds Wenger intends on signing aren't at the World Cup, since Burundi, Burkina Faso and Zamunda aren't taking part.

* Chamakh comes in on a free. He adds firepower to 'new signings' Eduardo, RVP and Vela (all back from injury of course).

* The World Cup finishes and still no sign of a top defender, top midfielder or top striker. Wenger apologists then claim that Arsene is 'waiting for Godot'.

* A week later, Wenger bemoans the inflated nature of the transfer market.

* One day after this, Wenger sells Cesc to Barca for 65 million GBP

* Almunia gets a job waitering at the Ivy and Fabianski is hailed as the new Lev Yashin.

* With 2 weeks to go until the start of the season, and still no sign of further additions, Wenger picks up a turd from Hampstead heath and puts it in the squad.

* One day after watching the turd in training, Wenger insists that 'he cannot find anything better than what he currently has'.

* Arsene's cult agree. Some random 'diehard' claims that anyone criticising Wenger's decision to sign the turd should 'go and support Chelski or Citeh'. If Wenger has seen the turd in training then he Knows best.

* The season begins. Arsenal destroy Ebbsfleet 15-1 on the opening day, with the turd even getting in on the act.

* Cue riotous celebrations. 'Arsene Knows' and 'the turd has proved his critics wrong'.

* Turd is given a massive contract extension and bumper pay rise the following day.

* With one week to go until transfer window close, Wenger with the 60 million profit from the Fabregas sale has Still found no one. Arsenal are top of the league by alphabetical order mind, so why would he need anyone else?

* Transfer window slams shut. Only then does Wenger reveal he was 'very close' to signing Lio Messi, David Villa, Whitney Houston and Robert Mugabe.

* Arsenal surge to a great run and are top on new year's day!

* Wenger goes on to throw the FA Cup. Range of deluded apologists defend this disgraceful decision.

* In the following weeks, Arsenal play Man United. Despite 100% possession, Arsenal have no shots on goal and lose 5-0 at home to Man United's 3 shots ongoal (plus a Denilson + Fabianski og).

* Random Arsenal player gives a loudmouth interview claiming 'we will learn from this'.

* Two days later, Arsenal go to Stamford Bridge and only manage 80% possession. Didier scores a hat-trick inside 15 minutes.

* The Chelsea back-line and keeper decide to sunbathe for the rest of the match, safe in the knowledge that Arsenal will play one thousand pretty passes in front of the D, without anyone actually shooting.

* Wenger gives post-match interview, furious about Chelsea's 'anti-football' and disgusted that Ancelotti has invented a new on-field collective known as a 'defence'.

* Wenger is even more disgusted at the 6 foot plus fella on the nets preventing the ball going in. Arsene had always thought that bloke's job was to pick the ball out of the net once it had gone in?

* Robin Van Persie injures himself doing the moonwalk. Out for the season.

* Rosicky injures himself eating a Krispy Kreme, Out for '4-6 weeks'. Ends up being out for a decade.

* Arsenal fans claim that 'with a fit Rosicky and RVP' that the UK would definitely have won the Eurovision song contest.

* Now out of the league cup, FA Cup and title race, Arsene Wenger claims that these 3 competitions don't matter, and that only the CL does.

* After his kids have their undies pulled down my Man United in the CL yet again, AW claims he has discovered a new mathematical theory whereby third place is actually superior to first.

* Arsenal fans happily digest this and serenade Wenger, who is offered a contract for life.

Repeat to fade.

http://www.football365.com/mailbox/story/0,17033,8744_5927815,00.html

If only an Assanal loss would make Adebollocks reason then I pray they lose every weekend

3) They actually spent pesos i mean grande pesos and bought wisely too. Ronaldinho, Eto'o, Deco, Larsson, Dani Alves, Abidal, Zlatan, Henry, Seydou Keita, Yaya Toure, Chrygynsky e.t.c if we calculate what Barca paid for these players over the last few seasons you would agree that quality does not come cheap anywhere on God's green earth

This is actually the biggest point. Barca despite their wonderful academy have never failed to spend at least 30m almost every summer.

Do you think without the Dinho, Etoo, Deco, Larson, Abidal, Henry, Yaya, Keita and co they would be where they are now? Dont deceive yourself even the great 1999 Manure team had to buy the most expensive defender in Europe.

That was the Man Utd squad that started against Arsenal last weekend
Edwin van der Sar-39
Patrice Evra- 28
Wes Brown-28
Da Silva Rafael-19 (Teenager)
Jonny Evans-22
Ji-Sung Park - 28
Michael Carrick-26
Luis Carlos Nani- 23
Paul Scholes 35
Darren Fletcher- 25
Wayne Rooney - 24

In both teams we have a couple of players who are 30 and above.

Most are in their mid twenties and Man Utd has a teenager

Yet they sodomised GAYYners 1-3 at Emirates

The average age of this Manure is 27 while Arsenal that played yesterday is 28. So which is the young team?

You can recalculate and point out mathematical errors

Asley Cole was recently caught doing 104mph in a 50mph zone. When questioned by police he said "Ive just heard John Terry's car was parked outside my house.

Soon Obama would leave politics and Arsenal would start winning again.

How soon? I cant tell

I am not holding brief for Le Prof (as can be seen above)
But, we all learnt english in school naah
If someone says, 'we are a young team'
Is it the same as 'We are a team full of teenagers'

We learn English in school but we dont learn common sense.

Manuel Almunia- 32
Bacary Sagna - 26
Emmanuel Eboue, 26
Thomas Vermaelen-26,
William Gallas-
Gael Clichy- 24
Vassiriki Abou Diaby -23
Tomas Rosicky- 29,
Cesc Fabregas-22
Samir Nasri- 22
Theo Walcott-20
Alexandre Song- 23
Andrey Arshavin -29

By the time you add Eduardo and RVP who missed due to injury, the Young claims fall like a pack of card.

Man Utd won the league and CL when the key members were CR7-22, Rooney-22, Tevez- 22 add that to Nani, Anderson yet Fergie didnt come up with any young claim.

;d ;d ;d ;d

as a matter of fact, the only teenager on that pitch against chelsea was Theo, unless the word teenager now has a new meaning/definition

Theo Walcott is already 20 and no longer a teenager. Unless his age is fixed(like his footballing development) at 18 and doesnt move

He did not buy cuz his team played well during that period and he tot it will be like that till the end of the season. The samething happened last season.

Fergie won the double in 2008 CL and league and they still spent 30milla on Berbasulk.

That is not an excuse

Wenger's stubbornness and incredulous lies have gotten us into this mess. Who can believe in his right senses that there was NO STRIKER who could've remedied the situation?

This has always been my point but anyone that points out this is an enemy of GAYYners

Th[b]e cause of the problem is no one but Arsene Wenger[/b]. Playing with no striker against the biggest sides in the land has been backfiring for MONTHS now. It happened against Chelski in November he did NOTHING. Against Utd it happened he did NOTHING so why wouldn't it happen again against Chelski??

MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Secondly he is the most deluded manager in the premiership. Saying we were 'not ourselves' when we lost to Utd is a lie - Beating lower opposition teams or a struggling Liverpool is NOTHING compared to facing the teams who are out to WIN.

So Adebollocks can make use of his brains? God Bless Drogba

Gunner fans can be so deluded at times - Arshavin made the best of his opportunities yesterday - Unlike us, Chelski have a competent goalie playing for them.

All the time. Delusion is their middle name

What people need to realise is that from 2004 thereabouts, there was a total shift in the way Arsenal went about their team building, it is all credit to Arsene that he got his priority right in ensuring that we never sacrificed our UCL qualification during this period, other teams who toed the same part of building new stadia (Valencia and Ajax) I can tell you had less success (Unlike the Nazis who got their government to do it for them) and no matter what anyone says about trophies, it is a fact that top 4 qualification at present is better than winning either the FA or Carling cups monetary wise.

No wonder everyone agrees that GAYYners are demented and highly uneducated. why dont you just check the web to find out.

Bayern built the stadium and even paid 1860 out.

In wenger's Interview!

"People still forget that we are a young team" . . . Na Who born maga?? WHo tok say make u nor buy Experienced players?

Young team? No teenager started o.  Most players that started are older than Messi the current world footballer of the year

So this GAYYner na Nok. But why your head come be like palmwine gourd?

I think say na you I dey see for roadside dey beg money All these time wey I dey pass through Kagoro through Saminanka bypassing Kafanchan to Jos and Bauchi

Hope say dem don complete una road for that side or how many years dem wan take do that road,

This is absolute tosh.
EPL is the toughest league in the world.
Lil wonder, super-class managers like Ramos and Benitez failed to win in the EPL despite spending tonnes of cash.
How can anyone doubt the class of EPL? Real Madrid will not finish in the top 3 in the EPL.

Toughest league and Mourinho won at first attempt with a club that had not won in 50years, Ancelotti on the way to winning, Grant without a coaching license missed by whiskers.

BTW Queroz didnt win a spoon in the La Liga while Ramos and Benitez won trophies in their first 12 months in charge of EPL sides

Wenger who couldnt win Japanese league and won the French league once won the EPL in his first full season

Lil wonder the National team had to employ foreign coaches

Almunia might not be a great keeper but some clubs dont actually need a great keeper to win the title.

Victor Valdes easily comes to mind also Nelson Dida is very erratic but if you give the keeper enough cover then you should be fine.

Almunia is not the biggest problem, Far from it. WenGAY is the biggest dunce

Reality sets in

There is always a next season" has been the saying for ages.

I maintain If WenGAY stays, then y'all should forget any trophy till Obama leaves political office.

As long as Obama is a political office holder, Arsenal would never be a trophy holder

hmmmmm

@A-40
Hehehe . . . so yo have decided to join us??  
Are you leaving the 'Wenger Knows' camp??

Are you tired of the yearly . . . we're looking at a couple of players B.S

Dr Kit - June 2007
Nightrider - April 2008
Eldee - October 2009
A-40 - February 2010
Debosky??

"There is always a next season" has been the saying for ages.

I maintain If WenGAY stays, then y'all should forget any trophy till Obama leaves political office.

As long as Obama is a political office holder, Arsenal would never be a trophy holder

Loff bawo? Mi o fe ija okoro

How e take concern you

Is Chickenshrimp jealous?

Bros,you must have been watching the EPL in another planet, because Rafa Benitez has NEVER won the EPL as a coach, his best finish was 2nd behind Manchester United last season 2008/2009,  Please get your facts right dickhead

Of course we can all see who the droput is .

You should be a poster child for retarded beings

All of the above

I thought you are here with me