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In a Chicago Hospital , a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament.

Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch,

Each button was identified by letters: WW , WA , PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.

Who would know if he touched them? ;

He couldn't resist, He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought, Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.

When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable

pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.

"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button, "

"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow

Should you get the insurance on roSICKy who even has it in his name

Wenger is the biggest hypocrite in the game

See this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-303740.2112.html#msg4462028

Left is the tackle on Eduardo, right is the one on Steinson

"but I felt it was more of a protective tackle"

Arsene Wenger

Wenger on Martin Taylor’s tackle on Eduardo:

“The tackle was horrendous and unforgivable

Wasnt Ibra offside for that goal?

Dem just wan dash am goal make e no be say na waste of money.

Football pundit Stan Collymore, a former striker for Liverpool, believes that any player found guilty of simulation should be heavily punished, with Arsenal striker Eduardo da Silva's dive against Celtic worthy of an eight-game ban.

The 38-year-old also stated that Gunners manager Arsene Wenger's defiant defence of his Brazil-born Croatia international should not be tolerated and, according to Collymore, the Frenchman should be banned from the touchline for four games

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/england/2009/09/01/1474275/give-wenger-eduardo-lengthy-bans-stan-collymore

I guess Gayyners would say Collymorre hates them too. The paranoia around here is the highest anywhere.

Everybody hates Ass-anal whenever we say things the way they are.

Wengers personality and career is an embarasment to football.

Krayola, No be ass-anal fan you be?

Yes oh.

Thank God for retards like Fiorentino Perez who would send Makalele out and bring in David Beckham, Michael Owen and Jonathan Woodgate

busybody,

Oya wa si koro ki a soro. Come make we talk for corner

Tubabie,

We also agree on one more thing Tubabie is HAWTTTTTT

When I send Gayyners to relegation or Wengayy is sacked I would be back to hound Man Utd

Does Sauron also agree you are the hottest chic around this place?

If you agree Tubabie is steaming HAWT Can I have a AYE?

AYEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Wengay must be sacked

GAYYners that have been leagueless for 4 seasons decided to give 3 time back to back winners 3 points

RIDICULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

_{No longer suspended. . .I walked. Couldn't swallow the latest shit 'he' decided to dish out}.

_{I know some peoples only place of relevance is on the internet}

Miffed by the decision and the reason behind it . I miss Mukina2 already

Scumtwats I am giving you some room to breathe but I still hate you, Why did you stop the Gayyner cumfest.

Nairaland is going to be boring now. With GAYYners back to their hole.

You guys could at least have played a draw with them and keep them coming here to display GAYY stupidity

Get set for the 'Baylacticos' as Robben and Ribéry prove deadlyBayern Munich's attacking double-act of Arjen Robben and Franck Ribéry will take some stopping this season

Forget 250ml of syrupy-pink bull sperm for £1.01 a pop – you need €50m (£44m) to give yourself a set of proper wings. That much was evident on Saturday evening when two red-clad speed freaks tore up the pitch in the Allianz Arena to leave even their team-mate Mario Gómez gasping. "I couldn't keep up with them," the Bayern striker said later. Neither could Wolfsburg.

Arjen Robben and Franck Ribéry only played 30 minutes together in the second half, but that was more than enough to utterly destroy the champions. The visitors were happy with keeping the score respectable at 3–0 in the end.

Ass-anal fans must always have something to complain about'
Referee last saturday but I didnt see them complain when another ref gave Fletcher a non existent red card last season CL semi finals

Its like GAYYners here are competing for who would give the most ridiculous excuse. Pathetic Bunch

David,

Arsenal willingly gave Scummies the game because Gayyners dont want the league. They are content with Emirate cup

Injuries and suspensions would come a[b][/b]nd only a naive manager would not prepare for such eventualities and with backups like Djourou and Silvestre pardon me but all i see is another trophyless season

A40 Nailed it. You are my Gayyner of the month.
Though you are still Gay, You are still the best of the Gay lots

wow. . 9 consonants side by side. . . . that is intense

Which school you go self? Didnt you see that there are 10 consonants? Or is "C" no longer a consonant in your books?

You might even say Shevchenko right now should be worth more than Forlan

or Henry should be worth more than Iniesta based on past records

Man citeh is coming to town

Kolo Adebayor with a grudge to settle.

Robinho, SWP, Barry. The decline started to early for ass-anal. Its not even end of August

Ibra doesnt like the ball to ruffle his hair

Citeh's gain Ass-anals loss.

Ade scored again

LWKMD

Edoyad,

Take a cold shower. You really need it English football is a joke

Citeh means bizniz.

Adebayor is proving to be a good buy. Wonder what happens when he goes for nations cup

Thats how we roll in Munich men

Biina,

What do you have to say about your scrappy defence and win today despite your mega million buys

Get the second half

The first half was very cautious but in the second half both teams threw caution to the wind.

Dzeko had a shot against the crossbar, Butt saved a Dzeko header, Lahm cleared off the line.

ROBB-ERY came in and the gala started

I am from Oyo state

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA82he0jSG0

Different season, same ol shit

Ibra didn't have a great game but y'all are overdoing it. . . it's fukn pathetic

Rather Ibra is bleeping pathetic