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Sports › Re: Samuel Ojebode Is Dead by dayokanu(m): 8:18pm On Jul 04, 2012
Ngodigha1: Shameless baboon, just keep calm and respect your miserable low life. Stinking baboonie.
Abeg leave am alone

Bros kayusfit, No mind dem. 91k no be small money oo. Thats like what Bill Gates makes in a decade
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 8:16pm On Jul 04, 2012
Jupp Heyckenes on Javi Martinez:

"It's no secret that we have been in touch with his agents and I personally phoned their President who's a former player of mine. We understand how Basques tick - there's always politics involved and they insist on the release clause. We will certainly not meet the release clause.

"They would rather sell him to Bayern than to Madrid or Barcelona."

"I'm hopeful, but it's not going to be easy."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:01pm On Jul 04, 2012
Good question

Mata assisted at 26 times last season. How many of those did Torres collect?

So we should blame Mata for giving 26 assist and Torres still didnt profit from it
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 7:56pm On Jul 04, 2012
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 7:37pm On Jul 04, 2012
Family › Re: Urgent Advice Nairalanders by dayokanu(m): 7:23pm On Jul 04, 2012
In case you need OPC guys to help you claim it I can assist
Business › Re: Help With A Business Name For My Trucking/haulage Company by dayokanu(m): 7:19pm On Jul 04, 2012
Hoko Baram haulage

Motto: We are the bomb, let us blow your mind
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Robin Van Persie Will Not Extend Arsenal Deal by dayokanu(m): 7:13pm On Jul 04, 2012
Who wan associate with a useless and trophyless club like Arsenal
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 7:07pm On Jul 04, 2012
Chidi,

Market don open for Emirates oo. Van Persie wan go now
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 6:32pm On Jul 04, 2012
Robin van Persie has revealed that he will not sign a new contract at Arsenal and expects to continue his football career away from Emirates Stadium.
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1122728/van-persie-to-leave-arsenal,-won't-sign-contract?cc=5901
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fans Thread: The Red & White Army: 2025/2026 EPL Champions! by dayokanu(m): 5:52pm On Jul 04, 2012
Take that GAYYners

Arsenal's Robin van Persie says he disagrees with the club over the way it should move forward. Photograph: Sang Tan/AP

The Arsenal and Holland forward Robin van Persie has announced that he will not extend his contract at the Emirates, which is due to run out next summer.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/jul/04/robin-van-persie-arsenal-no-deal
When I was telling some deluded GAYYners here less than 3 weeks ago that signing Giroud and Podolski was a sign that RvP is leaving

Anyway make I entertain you with Grammy award winning ViC O

Yop Yop Yop Yop Yop

Everybody, come on everybody Everybody afterparry everybody afterparry I say Yop Yop Yop wo wo wo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPP3tQpp6vA
Politics › Re: Photo Of Jonathan Waiting For Oba Of Benin In His Palace. (picture) by dayokanu(m): 5:41pm On Jul 04, 2012
Alxmyr: Are you saying Bini traditional wear is moronic?
I don't think so.
That is their cultural wear. Beads.
Its the wearer that looks mor0nic. If Obasanjo wears suit just as he would look retardeed doesnt mean Suits are retardeed but the wearer is

Look at Retardeen Jonathan and what comes to your mind
Sports › Re: Samuel Ojebode Is Dead by dayokanu(m): 5:39pm On Jul 04, 2012
Kayusfit,

Omo you are a rich man ooo a staggering 98,000 per month? I dey fear you ooo
Crime › Re: Baby Thieves Invade Onitsha by dayokanu(m): 5:33pm On Jul 04, 2012
Na wa ooo

No be the same place wey Otokoto and Clifford Orji come from?
Business › Re: Help With A Business Name For My Trucking/haulage Company by dayokanu(m): 5:31pm On Jul 04, 2012
Phock Boko Haram Nigerian Limited

and use your truck to haul to Yobe state
Politics › Re: Photo Of Jonathan Waiting For Oba Of Benin In His Palace. (picture) by dayokanu(m): 5:19pm On Jul 04, 2012
Kudos to the Oba od Bini for putting the clueless Retardeen Jonathan in his place.

Imagine Retardeen dressed up in beads like a little girl going to see father Xmas looking like a m0r0n that he is and not seeing the Oba?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:05pm On Jul 04, 2012
Bayern defender Breno would be going to jail for Arson

Former Bayern Munich defender Breno has been jailed for almost four years after being found guilty of arson.

The Munich State Court sentenced Breno, 22, to a prison term of three years and nine months after finding him guilty of deliberately starting the fire which destroyed his home in the city last September.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1122700/ex-bayern-defender-breno-jailed-for-arson?cc=5901
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:59pm On Jul 04, 2012
Ibime: Blaming midfielders again are we? Torres has more excuses than a hypochondriac.

How many of Matas passes did Torres score last season.

So the kinda passes that Lamps used to set the likes of Ramires and DD free in the UCL and FA Cup latter stages are not good enough for Torres?

Its always someone else's fault with Torres.
Abi ooo My brother. Torres doesnt score because all the midfielders in the world dont suit him, Fabregas, Iniesta, Mata Lampard while others are benefitting from their assist only Torres cant.
Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by dayokanu(m): 4:37am On Jul 04, 2012
london2lasgidi: Why is this guy not competing? lmao



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYzS_2vihw0
Doesnt the guy know the girl was clowning him?
Politics › Re: Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by dayokanu(m): 3:06am On Jul 04, 2012
mekaboy: THESE PEOPLE WON SHOT ABUJA DOWN, NO MORE SHOPPING, THEM DON BOMB NEAR CLUB SO NO MORE CLUBBING, IF THEM BOMB AROUND CINEMA NOW THEN NO MORE MOVIES, IF THEM BOMB NEAR FUEL STATION THEN NO MORE PETROL.NEAR SCHOOL NO MORE SCHOOL. I AM STILL ASKING, ISN'T IT TIME TO MOVE THE CAPITAL OF THIS COUNTRY TO THE EAST ?
So the can kidnap them in the East?
Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by dayokanu(m): 11:42pm On Jul 03, 2012
kandiikane: Aha, shush!
Shove your twinnie bobbies in my mouth to shut me up
Travel › Re: Why Are There So Many Lizards In Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 11:41pm On Jul 03, 2012
queensmith: theyll support the ecosystem somehow, everything has its own importance, . .naturally. They are very protective of lizards over here.
The head of a redhead lizard can be used to make a very potent Touch and follow

Touch and follow is a ring you put on your hand and touch girls with that would make them follow you.

So Lizard are not useless at all
Politics › Re: Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Jul 03, 2012
Our president Retardeen Jonathan is on top of the situation
Politics › Re: Photo Of Jonathan Waiting For Oba Of Benin In His Palace. (picture) by dayokanu(m): 11:22pm On Jul 03, 2012
Thank you Omo NOba Erediauwa for putting the clueless clown Retardeen Jonathan in his place.

On top say retardeen wear beads and dressed up for the occasion. What a m0r0n
Politics › Re: Explosion At Banex Plaza, Wuse 2 In Abuja by dayokanu(m): 11:18pm On Jul 03, 2012
This is most likely a lie because our president Retardeen Jonathan said it would be over by June and this is July already
Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by dayokanu(m): 11:15pm On Jul 03, 2012
kandiikane: London, so which uni do you go to?
UNIPETROL
Travel › Re: Why Are There So Many Lizards In Nigeria? by dayokanu(m): 10:53pm On Jul 03, 2012
OP,

Dont mind them. I also wonder why the police cant be arresting those Lizards and whats the job of the governor sef

Why cant fashola pass an Anti-lizard bill
Family › Re: Husband Taking Meat From The Pot Of Soup/stew: Whats Ur Take On This? by dayokanu(m): 10:48pm On Jul 03, 2012
There are several options

You can leave the meat uncooked and lets see if he would eat the meat raw.


You can cook your meat and add valium, Anytime he steals it he sleeps for a week

Or you can report to the police or HE-F-C-C
Politics › Re: Childhood & Youthful Pictures Of Nigerian Heroes & Celebrities by dayokanu(m): 10:24pm On Jul 03, 2012
Jonathan looks retardeed

Like robbery suspects paraded by Police
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 10:15pm On Jul 03, 2012
Fashion › Re: Most Handsome Man On Nairaland June 2012 *GRAND FINALE* by dayokanu(m): 6:47pm On Jul 03, 2012
kandiikane: My husband, are you happy with my good work? tongue
I am not happy sad
Family › Re: Boy Or Girl, Which Is Preferable As Your First Child by dayokanu(m): 6:00pm On Jul 03, 2012
First born?

Twin Boys

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