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Is Durosimi a Bayern Munich fan?

armyofone: You this lenge lenge guy, commot for road

Oya let me pass through you

Its better for you to use your time in fuckingg your fellow corpers or chasing the indigene girls than that NIM.

5 yrs down the line you would realise that its as useless as joining special squad during 3 weeks orientation

Armyofone,

You now see reasons why I must shine your Kongo wella before we marry

If only this man name was Audu Abubakar from Kano State

You can quote me that before the end of this week,

Goal.com would link bayern to Yaya toure,

Goal.com would tell you we are about signing Pizzaro

Goal.com would tell you we bid for lewandoski and are chasing Dzeko

And we are looking at Howedes and javi martinez

At least one of these stories would come out before this weekend

toba: This is absolute trash and BS. if i said asking NLders, i meant those NLders that are frequent and consistent here on the child board likes of coogar, rupstin and yours truly etc U like illusions hence the over confidence. same way u called the regular commentators on goal.com retards. FYI the chief German German football editors always opposes many of the biased and subjective views u have about German football. U cant analyse football correctly with such view.

Who are these posters? LOL you even include yourself among football analysts? LOL you must be a jester. Anyone who gulps and spits out goal.com tripe doesnt deserve to watch football. Do you notice most ppl on here just ignore your analysis and just move on to better things? Stop watching and arguing football like those who watch from viewing centers . This was the same person asking why Neven Subotic a Serbian with 25 National caps hasnt been playing for the German national team. In case you dont know, Most of your comments are comic reliefs. You are gradually becoming the Mr Cork of this section , Ask around for honest opinions

For several years many ppl have always deffered to my knowledge in German football and when I tell you Klose is rubbish for clubside He is. You need to develop critical view of the game and stop depending on what Clark Whitney tells you.

I can almost predict the next story Clark Whitney would come out with

toba: Pure rubbish and nonsense. May u have amnesia or bad reading habit. I said after the equalizer from the corner given away by contento, i was raged and all that mattered was just hoping bayern wins. I know Malouda came in but i wouldnt even care who he came in for and when he came in.

You dont care who came in and when he came in? thats what differentiates elite analyst from beer parlour analysts

Thats why you only would continue to be a low level analyst when you cant even watch games and remember what happened. You told us Torres came in before our goal when the exact opposite happened. How do you expect anyone to take you serious when you cant pay attention to simple things such as substitution and change in formation and tactics

toba: Another BS. If boateng had given him a more tighter challenge, would u have made such a ridiculous defense for him? Or do u think, its the likes of boateng that would Play CB for Germany becos he plays it for bayern?

You are still a baby at football analysis. Go and watch What Drogba did at Olypicstadium in 2005 to the duo of Lucio and Robert Kovac aerially. In case you are still clueless ask people who watched the CL quarter finals in 2005 between bayern and Chelsea and tell me why a defender like Lucio was disgraced by Drogba

toba: ok i see. How many games did he play with robben and ribery at the flanks with him at no 9 position?

[size=18pt]between 2009 to 2011, In the Bundesliga and CL Klose played 55 games for Bayern scored a whooping 6 goals 2 assists in 2 seasons. That is the person Toba believes should strike for bayern. You should be banned from this thread for such statements[/size]

toba: Im not going to spoon feed u. go do ur research and tell us if it was only Lazio than made enquiries about klose last year before he opted for Lazio.

Is this the kind of analysis you want to be making as a Bayern fan? You should actually be supporting Arsenal or chelsea. Not bayern

toba: whether u accept it or not, bayern's season in 2011/2012 is calamitous. We were only lucky in the UCL. lots of bayern fans world over share this view. not long ago heynckes was almost sacked. If bayern had lost to basel in the UCL 2nd leg 2nd round match, that would have been the end.

Can you tell us how we were lucky in the Champions league? We easily topped the group of death which had napoli and man City by Luck? We won the second round beating basel and breaking the record of goals scored in CL knockout by Luck? We beat marseille home and away By Luck? and we eliminated the la Liga winners and Jose Mourinho side by Luck?

With your deformed football knowledge I would actually expect you o be reading and learning more about football instead of commenting and embarrasing yourself at every turn

toba: U need to learn how to read well. We're talking about bayern all the way. Bayern sold klose, hoping Gomez would deliver them in the UCL final and im saying that there's a posibility that if bayern had someone like klose, klose might have scored at least one goal against real in madrid, dortmund in berlin and Chelsea in Munich for bayern.

We are still talking about bayern

You should join comedy. A striker that scored 6 goals in 2 seasons might have been the one to score for us? Maybe we should ask why he was only able to score 6 goals in 2 seasons of football while earning 7.5m per annum

David, Jenny.


I think i disagree with you. Several times lifr throws curve balls and you cant predict where you would be the following day

I know several people with plum jobs that lost it and never recovered for life.

I know a friends brother who was a Manager at Oceanic always flying his family for vacation to UK etc that got laid off and cant just get back on his feet he now teaches at primary schools making less than 40K naira a month

Would you now say he wasnt educated, smart or was he lazy?

I know a person who had a BS and MS in Engineering from the best Universities in the UK way back in the 1970's lost his top management job in Nigeria in 1994 and never got anything till date after pushing buttons and going everywhere

Those two examples are ppl properly educated and hardworking but life just happened. Would you be wrong to have given your daughter in marriage to either of them?

The husband might have been a top exec in Nigeria when they were getting married.

Imagine a couple a Top Banker marries a Nursing school graduate in Nigeria, The man would be earning like time 5 of whatever the woman earns now both of them migrate to the West US, UK etc chances are that due to the demands of the new society the woman might be the one earning more money

So the champions of yesterday has become the Sluggard of today and vice versa, Thats life

Blackteeth: But why do we hardly see nairaland fights between two ladies? Guys are the ones engaged in most fights on nairaland.

That means you havent been on family section

Ask the moderators here Ask maclatunji, nike and co

Have you heard of the "cabal"

toba: even if torres came in to the game in the last 10mins, what has that to do with anything? was he the one that scored the equalizer? or was he the black bayern defender following drogba till he flew higher and scored the equalizer? smh

Pls a bet and lets ask Nlders, would klose have scored at least one against Real madrid and indeed chelsea with his fighting spirit? U dont know football. Gomez will fade faster than klose when he gets to 33. as there4 one Gerd Muller for Germany, klose is the Gerd Muller of this generation.

Lets talk about work rate. Germany played holland last November. Klose scored one and assisted in the two others. Germany won 3 nil. what do u have to say about that?

u didnt ans if indeed i prophesied that calamity was going to befall bayern last season. didnt i?

Absolute tosh. Asking Nlanders? When i am certain I know about football more than 98% of Nlanders

You mentioned in earlier post that Torres came in before our goal which was a lie So you need to admit that you either didnt watch the game or were not paying attention.

Drogba is one of the best header of the ball in modern football and him beating Boateng to a header isnt new, Drogba has beaten ppl with twice Boatengs experience to headers in games several times So this is another watery analysis.

You havent told us why your Klose was a monumental failre when he played with Robbery, Simple question HOW MANY GOALS DID KLOSE SCORE WHEN HE WAS FED BY ROBBEN AND RIBERY?

How come no top club wants kloser except lazio where he can be associating with the Djibril Cisses of this world

If this was calmity that befell bayern by getting to the CL finals and losing on penalties then How many clubs did Calamity also befall this year?

Are we talking about germany or Bayern? How did this Klose perform for Bayern. SIMPLE QUESTION

afam4eva: Nice thread.

Women can really be incorrigible. A lady can meet another lady for the first time and write a full book about the lady. You'll hear things like "Did you see the way she rolled her eyes when she entered the office? What's was she feeling like sef?". kai, ladies, cut yourselves some slack biko.

You are even going too far. Shebi your example they saw face to face?

What of on NL where they havent seen themselves before and they just pick quarells.
One of my numerous NL wives told me of how many ppl on NL hate her and even wished her dead. These are people she has never met in her lives and may actually be her neighbour, boss classmates or even family in real life.

You wld hear women say I dont like her, Why? I just dont like her. Wetin she do you person wey no sabi you?

^^ Are you Ijaw or Ogoni?

So Kloser sent Djibril Cisse to QPR is an achievement? Lol. Only at a useless team like lazio would Kloser and Cisse be strikers

Cisse who failed in turkey

When Klose had Robben, Ribery and Muller as suppliers how many goals did he score in 2 seasons? Please answer on a postcard

It was the same Gomez that scored 12 goals to get us into the finals How many goals does Klose have in his whole CL career starting from 1998?

When Gomez was scoring for fun in Stuttgart was it also Robbery that was feeding him?

You dont even know when Torres came in to the game yet you think your opinion should count in this discussion? Are you kidding me?

Feelers have it that Bayern are going after Benedikt Howedes from Schalke and Rafinha might be part of the deal

Its the stats thats fishy

Robben with 18 starts made 53 key passes, Ribery with 50% more 27 starts made 68 passes

Something isnt right there

Punch me in the stomach, Your reach aint long enough .

How come someone was converting Kroos, Ribery and Mullers but not converting Robbens

coogar: i disagree......robben is the talisman. that he did not have a high number of assists
must be because his team-mates are useless. the stats i posted were their number of
starts in the bundesliga this season.

i even found more to support robben's industry in bundesliga.

kroos - 1.9 key passes per league game, 59 key passes.
ribery - 2.1 key passes per league game, 68 key passes
robben - 2.2 key passes per league game, 53 key passes

someone refused to convert most of robben's key-passes into goals.
with the low number of appearances he copped due to injuries, he still
made more key passes per game than his mates.....and robben is selfish?

How come someone was converting Kroos, Ribery and Mullers but not converting Robbens.

I fault this your stats. Can you provide the source. Robben made 53 key passes all season and he played about half of what Ribery played. Thats means either Ribery more than 68 key passes all season or something is just fishy

coogar: don't let sentiments get in the way of facts.

ribery - 12 assists in 27 starts
kroos - 9 assists in 27 starts
robben - 5 assists in 18 starts

we can assume robben's injuries did some harm.....
however, he won 5 man of the match awards in the bundesliga, as many
as mario gomez and only ribery won more(6). in spite of robben's injury
he's bayern's 2nd best performer in the season. abeg, give him his credits.

Which season and which competition were those stats you posted? Was it in all competition of handpicked ones?

Even with those stats you posted Robben still has the least assist/game ratio of those 3

He might get MOTM for his goal scoring but not for assist. Robbens biggest asset is not in making assist but actually scoring them.

I think 70% of people would say Robben is one of the top 3 selfish players in Europe. Aggregate his assist per game over the past 3 seasons at bayern and compare with other players even though kroos plays deeper, He still manages to cop more assist

Robben plays well and scores but assiting teammates aint his forte

Fact is Gomez with or without Robbery still scores bucjetloads for his clubsides

Torres has been spitting fire since.

I think he might want to leave

I wouldnt mind him at Bayern as a backup to Gomez and if he performs to take over

Does Robben look like a player who makes assist to you?

Everyone knows Robbens instinct is to first shoot before thiking of assist

In the last 3 seasons Robben has 31 assists for Bayern, while in the same time Thomas Muller had 55 assists almost double.

Toni Kroos who has only played 2 seasons at Bayern has 27 assists

So how can the selfish Robben be the one assisting? Can you count how many times he blasted the ball into row Z?

coogar: klose is a legend!
i disagree with your statement that klose flopped.....
just because gomez has scored gazillion goals covers up his flaws(he misses a lot).

credits must go to robben/ribery who must create 15 chances in a game for
gomez to score 3 goals. i am sure if you tabulate the goal conversion rate
of klose and gomez, gomez's would be the lowest!

He might be a legend for the NT but clubwise he flopped there was a reason why he never excelled at club level

Gomez conversion rate has always been the same from his days at Stuttgart where there was no Robben or Ribery

Last season at bayern Robben barely played till January, same with this season

Whether Robben Ribery or anyone Gomez still scored

toba: stop convulsing this early time. May be others were/are fillgaps but definitely not Klose. He joined the national team in 2001 and to date, he's still very relevant. Ask the real German fans and they'll tell u any day, any hour and any time time that Klose is more valuable to the national team than Mario Gomez despite his old age

Fact is that Klose flopped big time at the only big club he played for in his career

Who would even take the word of someone like you who didnt even watch the match and was telling us Torres came in before our goal seriously

He told Sportske Novosti. "I didn't want to take a penalty, but had no other choice.

"At the end I had to step forward as none of my team-mates wanted to take the responsibility.

"Toni Kroos said no, Anatoliy Tymoschuk also declined. I was brave enough, but sadly Cech guessed in which corner I would shoot.

"My shot wasn't that bad, but Cech was great.

"I'm so sad. I didn't want to leave Bayern like that. I wanted to win the Champions League. I will never forget this sad night."

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11945/7768046/Olic-rues-penalty-miss

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2 4 Bayern Germany €617.9m 59 %
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4 3 Barcelona Spain €455.9m -8 %
5 5 Chelsea England €312.9m 27 %
6 6 Arsenal England €305m 29 %
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toba: FYI torres was brought in before we scored and boateng was guilty for the drogba equalizer

Are you sure you watched the game at all?

coogar: i meant the lahms, kloses, gomezs and metresackers.
the present generation(that smashed england in the under 19 championship) have high hopes.
too much hope sef!

That generation of 2004-2006 wasnt as talented as this, There were a lot of patch jobs there. Only Lahm, Schweini and ballack were really tops

Podolski, Mertersacker, Frings, Klose etc can be said to be the fillgaps and not really talented

Maybe Schweinsteiger in the next 4-5yrs might be able to harness the talent of these new generation and win a medal from it as Captain

Regarding the lack of leaders in Germany, I think its common to all teams

There is no Gazza, Baggio, Matthaus, Effenberg, Deschamps, Blanc, Dessaily, Laudrup, Dunga in world football again

This is the generation of Busquets, Anderson Ozil etc

coogar: robben has no german blood cells in him, he's a bottler.
this is why people marveled when schewini missed his pen. it's unheard of.
what happened to cristiano in 2008 happened to him - he should learn from balotelli.

when they do that run up and they pause.......they expect the keeper to dive a certain way.
the moment the keeper stands still and not move where they want him, it becomes a confusion.
even at that, the distance to the ball becomes shorter and makes the kick more predictable.

Thats the problem with that type of kick. You try to be too fancy and you miss it. See the power all Chelsea players were packing behind their shots, Luiz even ran from the Center circle.

All the other players were too young and were already nervous wrecks before the kicks Contento, Kroos, Boateng have never played at any level similar to this. Once it got to penalties, Chelsea had the advantage with the experience in their ranks

Lampard, Drogba, Cashley have all played penners at the top level

coogar: waiting for euros now. if germany fails to win that competition then this present generation are a waste of time!

These generation of players are still young. The oldest being Lahm 28 and Schweinsteiger 27. The others are still young. Neuer 26yr(Young for a keeper), Hummels 1988, Boateng 1988, Badstuber 1989, Khedira 1987, Ozil 1988, Muller 1989, Marco reus 1989, Mario Gotze 1992, All of them way under 25yrs and would likely get better

Ozil, Gotze, Hummels, Muller, Khedira.

The future looks bright for them

Lahm is a quiet leader who isnt vocal

I think Schweinisteiger is the more vocal leader in the team.

Robben is whiny and cowardly prima donna, He would be the first to go to the penalty spot in regulation time, but when its after extra time when guts are needed the most, He would run from the penalties like against madrid and yesterday. I think we should have a new penalty taker. I also think Shaqiri would push Robbery for starting slots


As much as we might hate on Robben but we should also know that before Robben we could barely get past the CL second round. With Robben we have now played 2 CL finals in 3 seasons, He might have proven to be the X factor or world class player needed to propel Bayern from the Second round debacles of years ago to regular finalists. Now someone needs to take over when we get into finals.

Starboard, The finals Henry won was because someone else came to their rescue Left to Henry he wouldnt have won anything, In 2000, if not for Zidane and Trezeguet, Can you count the number of tame shots Henry shot into Toldos arms in that final?

Robben can probably take you to the final, Someone needs to take it from him there

Simple when you aint destined to win nothing more you could do

Look at Barca vs Chelsea if chelsea had lost both legs 8:0 aggregates there wouldnt have been any complaints

Bayern had 20 corners Chelsea had one and scored. Cech that isnt known for his penalty prowess now turned to Kahn.

A German team losing on penalties isnt what happens often
Even in 1999 Man Utd game was balanced

Even most Chelsea fans and players cant understand what went on. Dont think i have seen a more lopsided final and still lost.

Most of,our players even lost faith either due to age or pressure

Some even declined to take penalties.

In other news, Claudio Pizzaro has agreed to join Bayern as a back up striker to replace Ivica Olic

So Miro Klose was a loser for 5 times or whats your point

Yet its the same kloser that lost 5 times that you believe would have won for Bayern last night