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Family › Re: Help . . Im Dying Slowly by dayokanu(m): 7:17pm On May 18, 2012
[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Aaah! I see!!

My own sounds kinda fun sha tongue[/quote]You are not Yoruba na shebi you be Tapa
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 7:15pm On May 18, 2012
coogar: they should keep hosting it in club stadiums in england, not at wembley!
arsenal have 60,000 capacity stadium, united have 76,000 capacity stadium
why take the stadium to a pitch no football club uses in england - it's a disadvantage!
bayern have all the advantage tomorrow. they own the ball-boys, the announcer, majority of the fans
and they own the pitch(where they have played more than 50 games this season).
Man Utd has hosted less than 10yrs ago,

Arsenal built their stadium few years ago and Arsenal doesnt rank high up in the scheme of things in Europe cheesy grin

Assuming the decide to host at Emirate, the CL trophy would be the first trophy to grace that stadium even though its in transit cheesy

Whenever they decide to use England its either Wembley or Old trafford

Before 2010, when was the last time Bernabeu hosted? Since 1999, Nou Camp hasnt hosted yet in the last 10yrs England has hosted twice and next yr is even Wembley again
Politics › Re: Buhari's Comment In Hausa And The True Translation ( No Blood Mentioned ) by dayokanu(m): 7:12pm On May 18, 2012
[quote author=ekt_bear]As a guy who wants to become a national leader, why doesn't he speak in a language everyone can understand (English) rather than his own regional language?

Very strange....[/quote]It depends on his audience, OBJ frequently speaks in Yoruba when addressing people in the Ibadan
Politics › Re: GEJ Cuts Feeding Cost By ₦90M & Drops Plan To Buy ₦280M Exotic Cars by dayokanu(m): 7:10pm On May 18, 2012
olyivy: Abeg clarify... before I friendly-fire! grin
The budget for feeding in Reetardens regime jumped by almost 100%, Is he saying that his apetite is 100% of previous rulers?

When this useless drunkard from the creeks spends the whole day eating casava bread, Ofada rice, kaikai and updating facebook

What a useless m0r0n
Family › Re: Help . . Im Dying Slowly by dayokanu(m): 6:56pm On May 18, 2012
I think its Ewu as in Shirt
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 6:53pm On May 18, 2012
coogar: but you'd have a very difficult task to win the competition.
this is an away game for chelsea, bayern are playing at home.
they know that pitch like the back of their hand and there would
be more bayern fans from the terraces to the ball boys..........

makes me wonder why uefa are such cheats when it comes to england.
whenever the venue for the final ever comes to england, wembley
would be chosen. a stadium no football club uses. if it goes to germany,
spain, france, etc - the event would be held in the stadium of a football club.

i can imagine if last season's final was held at old trafford, united woulda won it at a canter!
The 2003 Champions league final was held in Old trafford.

How many stadiums are above 60,000 in capacity and belong to clubs in England? Thats where the problem lies

E.g in germany Stuutgart, Schalke, Hertha berlin, Dortmund, bayern all play in Stadiums with capacities over 60k, While Liverpool Chelsea and City have stadiums with capacity less than 50,000

Stuttgart would host a CL finals before Any of City, Chelsea or Pool
Family › Re: Help . . Im Dying Slowly by dayokanu(m): 6:33pm On May 18, 2012
OMG.

I cant believe you are still on this.

Whch school did you do your undergrad

I can bet its all these private Universities like Babcock, Bowen and Covenant where Kogbokogbo (buscuit boned) children are being raised

What were you doing in your teenage years? Those are the times to toughen up for heartbreaks as a man maybe you were not too experienced. The girl obviously doesnt think much of you.

Even if she begs your mom like you desperately want she would never respect you and turn you to gbewudani (Moremi interprete)
Family › Re: I Am Staying by dayokanu(m): 6:27pm On May 18, 2012
Basically you conned a man into marriage.

If you had told him before the marriage you didnt love him, I guess he might not have contonued but just to satisfy your own desire to be called Mrs something, you deceived an unsuspecting man into marriage

You know something about Karma right?
Family › Re: Is Being Married And Having Kids A Stumbling Block To One's Dreams And Goals. by dayokanu(m): 6:22pm On May 18, 2012
papatosibe: Thats why God created Plan B. Very effective. I always give every girl I sleep with a brand new Plan B. It never fails.
Stranger Plan B sef don fail . Na to get IUD or use Polythene bags as condom
Family › Re: Is Being Married And Having Kids A Stumbling Block To One's Dreams And Goals. by dayokanu(m): 6:21pm On May 18, 2012
This is a lesson for those young girls who think they can just jump into marriage without the necesary education

You are in Nigeria where single energetic men and women with Masters cant find a decent job, What do you seriously think an OND holder would get?

If you have an advert for a driver paying 45k per month I am certain no less than 20 BsC holders would apply how much more an OND with 3 kids

Since you seem to care about your career,You made a very huge mistake getting married after OND.

What does OND computer science do sef? i doubt you even know how to operate Microsft excel and Powerpoint

The fact is that you cant get a job, All those LASU part time are just means of boosting your ego, No employer would take you after 3 kids with a part time degree. Those part time degree are for people working and seeking promotion. Wih a part time degree I doubt you can even go for NYSC which is a requirement for getting a job

Truth is bitter. and I hope if you have a daughter, you would warn her sternly against getting pregnant or married after OND.

To those women who believe a career is not necesary as long as you marry a rich man, This is an example for you. Most men would give you the bare minimum you need to survive and nothing more, We always have more importnt project that feeding the fantasies of a lazy fat asss wife
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op):
Predicting tomorrows line up

Lahm boetang tymo contento
Schweini kroos
Muller
Robben Gomez ribery
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by dayokanu(op): 4:43pm On May 18, 2012
afam4eva: Na human being build this stadium? Chei.
Na kazeem bricklayer build am
Food › Re: GEJ Now Eats Abakaliki/Ofada Rice & Cassava Bread - Min. Maku by dayokanu(m): 1:17pm On May 18, 2012
Is Retardeen now telling us Casava bread and Ofada rice now cost 1.3billion?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 1:12pm On May 18, 2012
Bayern vs. Chelsea:

Founded:
Bayern 27 February 1900
Chelsea 19 March 1905

President:
Bayern Uli Hoeness
Chelsea Bruce Buck

Chairman:
Bayern Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
Chelsea Ron Gourlay

Manager:
Bayern Jupp Heynckes
Chelsea Roberto di Matteo

Turnover:
Bayern 328.5 m Euro
Chelsea 277.7 m Euro

attendance revenue:
Bayern 71.9 m Euro
Chelsea 74.7 m Euro

Sponsoring:
Bayern 177.7 m Euro
Chelsea 62.8 m Euro

Salaries:
Bayern 156.3 m Euro
Chelsea 214.6 m Euro

Priciest players:
Bayern Mario Gomez 35 m Euro
Chelsea Fernando Torres 58.5 m Euro

Team value:
Bayern 360.5 m Euro
Chelsea 380.0 m Euro

Profit:
Bayern +1.3 m Euro (after tax)
Chelsea -81.6 m Euro (before tax)

Members:
Bayern 172.000
Chelsea 25.000

Fan clubs:
Bayern 2,952
Chelsea 105

Domestic championships:
Bayern 22
Chelsea 4

Cup wins:
Bayern 15
Chelsea 7

International trophies:
Bayern 8
Chelsea 3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL Final : Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea (3 - 4) On Pens On 19th May 2012 by dayokanu(op): 1:12pm On May 18, 2012
Bayern vs. Chelsea:

Founded:
Bayern 27 February 1900
Chelsea 19 March 1905

President:
Bayern Uli Hoeness
Chelsea Bruce Buck

Chairman:
Bayern Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
Chelsea Ron Gourlay

Manager:
Bayern Jupp Heynckes
Chelsea Roberto di Matteo

Turnover:
Bayern 328.5 m Euro
Chelsea 277.7 m Euro

attendance revenue:
Bayern 71.9 m Euro
Chelsea 74.7 m Euro

Sponsoring:
Bayern 177.7 m Euro
Chelsea 62.8 m Euro

Salaries:
Bayern 156.3 m Euro
Chelsea 214.6 m Euro

Priciest players:
Bayern Mario Gomez 35 m Euro
Chelsea Fernando Torres 58.5 m Euro

Team value:
Bayern 360.5 m Euro
Chelsea 380.0 m Euro

Profit:
Bayern +1.3 m Euro (after tax)
Chelsea -81.6 m Euro (before tax)

Members:
Bayern 172.000
Chelsea 25.000

Fan clubs:
Bayern 2,952
Chelsea 105

Domestic championships:
Bayern 22
Chelsea 4

Cup wins:
Bayern 15
Chelsea 7

International trophies:
Bayern 8
Chelsea 3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 1:11pm On May 18, 2012
Bayern vs. Chelsea:

Founded:
Bayern 27 February 1900
Chelsea 19 March 1905

President:
Bayern Uli Hoeness
Chelsea Bruce Buck

Chairman:
Bayern Karl-Heinz Rummenigge
Chelsea Ron Gourlay

Manager:
Bayern Jupp Heynckes
Chelsea Roberto di Matteo

Turnover:
Bayern 328.5 m Euro
Chelsea 277.7 m Euro

attendance revenue:
Bayern 71.9 m Euro
Chelsea 74.7 m Euro

Sponsoring:
Bayern 177.7 m Euro
Chelsea 62.8 m Euro

Salaries:
Bayern 156.3 m Euro
Chelsea 214.6 m Euro

Priciest players:
Bayern Mario Gomez 35 m Euro
Chelsea Fernando Torres 58.5 m Euro

Team value:
Bayern 360.5 m Euro
Chelsea 380.0 m Euro

Profit:
Bayern +1.3 m Euro (after tax)
Chelsea -81.6 m Euro (before tax)

Members:
Bayern 172.000
Chelsea 25.000

Fan clubs:
Bayern 2,952
Chelsea 105

Domestic championships:
Bayern 22
Chelsea 4

Cup wins:
Bayern 15
Chelsea 7

International trophies:
Bayern 8
Chelsea 3
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 1:09pm On May 18, 2012
toba: In order for him to prove his exploits, he needs to signed and then given chance to prove himself.

Klinsmann had a squad rotation in 08/2009 season
Who were the players Klinsmann rotated in 2008/2009?

Pls enlighten us
Politics › Re: Nigeria To Borrow 7.9 Billion Dollars. Okonjo-Iweala Approves. by dayokanu(m): 5:08am On May 18, 2012
Fresh air from the Retardeen govt
Sports › Re: Your Most Memorable Moment In Football! by dayokanu(m): 11:50pm On May 17, 2012
Zediccus: 1. It was 2-1, with Germany leading. England needed a draw to qualify for euro, and here comes beckham with a badt freekick to level.
That match was against Greece not Germany
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Unlikely To Risk Oil Graft Crackdown-reuters. by dayokanu(m): 11:44pm On May 17, 2012
Beaf: When you have no answer to a question, the intelligent thing to do is shut up.
Can anyone tell me why Rilwan Lukman was not invited by the reps?
When you have no answer to a question then say so and stop bleating like a castrated goat

Can anyone tell me why Reetardeen Jonathan has not provided explanations on the October 1 text messages implicating Dokpesi and IBB
Politics › Re: Bokoharam Is Fighting For Justice – Bamangar Tukur by dayokanu(m): 11:40pm On May 17, 2012
So Mr Abati the Retardeen spokesman we are waiting
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Unlikely To Risk Oil Graft Crackdown-reuters. by dayokanu(m): 11:06pm On May 17, 2012
Beaf: Can anyone tell me why Rilwan Lukman was not invited by the reps?
Can anyone tell me why Reetardeen Jonathan has not provided explanations on the October 1 text messages implicating Dokpesi and IBB
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Unlikely To Risk Oil Graft Crackdown-reuters. by dayokanu(m): 10:54pm On May 17, 2012
kingoflag: LMAO

See why its even a waste of time trying to go toe to toe with you?

Seriously, are you "Special"? Did you wear a helmet on the school bus as a child?
Have mercy on him

He is a little r3tarded
Family › Re: Help . . Im Dying Slowly by dayokanu(m): 9:45pm On May 17, 2012
Politics › Re: Bus Explodes At Rumuokoro Park In Port-Harcourt by dayokanu(m): 5:26pm On May 17, 2012
Hmmmm
Sports › Re: Your Most Memorable Moment In Football! by dayokanu(m): 5:17pm On May 17, 2012
When Man Utd scored 2 late goals vs Bayern in the 1999 CL finals vs Bayern Munich

I was heartbroken
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 4:39pm On May 17, 2012
toba: U dont need for ever to settle in a team if u are indeed a good striker. Giroud can topple Gomez. Now that Gomez is misfiring, bring in someone like Giroud and once he scores, that's the end of Gomez. Olic was preferred in 09/2010. He lost form in 10/11 and Gomez took over. it doesn't take long
When Giroud replicates Gomez stats both in the league and CL then we can talk

Gomez is misfiring? A player that scored vs all our CL opponents is misfiring? Can you tell us which striker isn't misfiring?
Sports › Re: NBA. . . Represent Your Team by dayokanu(m): 5:18am On May 17, 2012
OKC wins 77-75
Politics › Re: Youthful And Childhood Pictures Of Nigerian Heroes And Villains by dayokanu(m): 5:12am On May 17, 2012
Politics › Re: President Jonathan Unlikely To Risk Oil Graft Crackdown-reuters. by dayokanu(m): 4:52am On May 17, 2012
The drinkard spokesman is busy licking asses

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