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[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9418071#msg9418071 date=1319573541]^^nobody was conceived there abeg. Una just do una 2 minutes for nothing.

didnt i just finish telling a story about the guys and condoms.

besides, those girls would have birth control perhaps.[/quote]Which birth control? Most of the sex were unplanned. When you plan and arm yourself you would find one obstruction or the other.

It might be the day you are armed with condom and whatever thats when one yeye fellowship would decide to come and preach in motion ground.

Most of the sex are impromptu and tpia believe me, Impromptu sex are the best especially when your heart is pounding that someone might catch you in the act . The adrenaline rush

Walahi nothing like it.

^^ I tell you, many of the people posting on nairaland today were conceived in Motion ground, On concrete slabs in in moving vehicles

^^ We all know how you guys do it on top of health science under the stars

^^ But Donald Duke and fashola sef be Ajebo

^^^ Razist ni egbon mi oyb oooo

See as he wan take laff bend small pekin for waist

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Let her go to school

She is just 19 and you can wait till she finishes her education before marrying her.

^^ She is also unhappy with the white dude

So makes two of them

I Support couples living together before marriage

OP,

I can introduce you to tpia

Retardeen policies

Wasnt he accused of shinning Stella Obasanjos kongo?

Tribune newpaper and HIV Awolowo again?

They better sign a contract with groundnut sellers who need those papers

Why is my name not on this list

Discrimination I say

I would give you some workplace experience.

Until the time I graduated Many Multinationals go to schools for job fair and recruitment.

If as a company you have a budget to go and recruit, You would consider the First generation University before the Ayo Babalola and Taraba State University

While I was a Student, Schlumberger would come to my school to recruit students for Industrial training, The one chosen from my school was taken to venezuela for his IT

In our final year, Many companies came like KPMG, PwC etc.

Some of my colleagues got jobs before they even finished from school because of the name of the school while I know friends from other school who did not have these benefits

For example if you are a recruiter You see a resume from Oxford, Harvard or MIT VS University of Great Falls, Walla walla University. Definitely there would be some bias

ladel:
eyaa!

I passed thro that building several times and i always wondered why it was never in use. i was in the faculty of technology (elect/elect) between 1997 and 2003. i wish the university well in the law suit.

Was that Wasiu Populars set?

coogar:
coogar is a top striker.
in my uni, i scored 456 goals in 498 games before i got the dreaded HIV virus.
i have a certificate to show for this.

Which kind of goal were you scoring on all those manchester Single mothers?

The Best of Drogba would always be better than the best of Torres

Lets see if an 34yrs Torres still has a club to play for

Someone who is already a benchwarmer for NT at 27 when most players peak

Spice like Pepper ? Which kain pepper

Excellent elections

Confirmed ACN as the only party in Lagos

I really pity Delta State.

A State with so much potentials in the hands of PDP dogs

Let Obanikoro and his Shiaman crew go and suck a lemon

To an extent

Not yellow house.

One uncompleted building opposite the amphithetre

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9412320#msg9412320 date=1319510197]una wan corrupt me for here sha.


j/k.


nothing i havent heard before really save for this revival mystery.  

most of it is even tame compared to some other ear curdling stuff.[/quote]Share your experience. I'm all ears

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9412329#msg9412329 date=1319510388]@ dayokanu

the issue here is whichever way, the h.orny girl still has to make contact with that stony concrete.[/quote]But girls like hard stuffs. Dont they?

koruji:
I was in Ife, let's say, much earlier than that - immediate past VC was my teacher.

I left Ife when Rogers was VC.

Rogers was forming Oyinbo for boys, He would come to Awo to eat Beans with us, I even heard he was fighting Karate with students until Awo boys descended on him and beat him mercilessly

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9412301#msg9412301 date=1319509859]even worse.

kneeling on the cold concrete?

and nigerian concrete isnt like overseas concrete o.[/quote]She doesnt need to kneel. She can bend and place her hand on the concrete slabs which makes the labia majora shoot out wella

Also there is something called "Joko le sho" google it. it comes in handy.

At one time the school authority installed Halogen lamps in motion ground to reduce runs.

Trust boys to destroy it within weeks

koruji:
Ol boy, na wa for u na o !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was "SU" for Ife but not unaware of those "events" - including revivals that turned into. . . well you know.

Moza hall and the night traffic of cars and feet. . .those were the days.

That is why it is called Great Ife. It was a complete world out there.

I was an Awo boy to the core. Which fellowship was that?

I used to go to fellowship too until Cameroun defeated us in the Nations cup final in 2000 and I stopped going. February 13 2000.

Mosquito was the least of your problems when you are battling chronic agro/Konji

When you are going for Angel of Chemistry- Prof Fakunle's lecture at 5am in the morning

You know say Prick dey extra strong during harmattan

ArseneFc that was New Buka. Theres now an hostel around that place called ETF hostel

koruji:
Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat Ife!!!!

Koruji, Which department did you finish from?

[quote author=tpia@ link=topic=788995.msg9412253#msg9412253 date=1319508677][/quote]Tpia, You have no idea, Boys used to queue with their babes to use the free location A typical queue on cold harmattan nights used to be quite long. In the morning used condoms all over the place

Motion ground, top of health sciences, top of Agric building , Social sciences basement, cricket pitch and those abandoned buildings used to have more intimate activities than  the streets of empire.

After drinking jedi and palmwine in Old Buka, Carry your babe and go and bleep on concrete in abandoned building.

Life was good

Koruji,

So you are an Ife alumni?

No wonder.

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I know that building what a waste opposite the amphitheatre? Is the building still abandoned? Also the proposed senate building that was also abandoned and the project behind Pharmacy too.

Those abandoned buildings became locations to go phock babes.

Only God knows how many of these Nairalanders who were conceived in a cold night in an abandoned building