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Family › Re: Please Men I Need Your Help? by dayokanu(m): 3:53pm On Mar 08, 2011
Abekeade08:
@OP: I hope your husband is reading this as i call him a rotten naughty person [/b]for doing this to you. I bet he can't stand up to another man, yet he wants to use you as a punching bag. What a WIMP. angry angry angry

This one that you are silent, i hope he has not killed you sha. Try your very best to get outta there, there has to be a women's shelter where you live. Let us know that you are okay. cry

How can a man beat a woman and expect her to willingly open up her legs for him at night?? [b]If any man tries that ish with me, wo oma gbadun mi to, hiss
Yellss What can you do to me, You know I would love to "spank" you.

armyofone:
i see DK getting good compliments so far. he is a good example of the 'ones' the system has repaired/tamed  wink
thank goodness for Amerikkah cheesy may you enjoy HAUWA forever, amen
Corrected
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans Thread : Winners of the FA Cup And League Winners 09/10 by dayokanu(m): 10:59pm On Mar 07, 2011
Torres still never score?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 8:23pm On Mar 07, 2011
van gaal to leave in Summer
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 7:54pm On Mar 07, 2011
If you got Kuyt in your team raise your hands up in the air!!!

I've Kuytt, I've Kuyt

If you single for the night put your hands up.


[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/fjV7krmYobI[/flash]
Politics › Re: The Buhari You Didnt Know - For Those Under 30 Years Of Age On NairaLand. by dayokanu(m): 7:48pm On Mar 07, 2011
Buhari Carry Go

BB2011
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Too Old To Rule Nigeria. by dayokanu(m): 7:42pm On Mar 07, 2011
Ronald Reagan ruled and brought America prosperity at over 70yrs Nelson Mandela ruled and brought prosperity to South Africa at over 70.

Young Idi Amin was 46yrs old and he led Uganda to ruins.

Age doesnt count
Family › Re: Wives, What Would You Do When Your Husband Starts Beating You Up? by dayokanu(m): 5:51am On Mar 07, 2011
Buy him whips
Family › Re: I Am Tired Of My Fiancee by dayokanu(m): 5:47am On Mar 07, 2011
Na real wa o
Politics › Re: I Want To Marry Kobjunkie by dayokanu(m): 5:42am On Mar 07, 2011
[quote author=tpiah! link=topic=617218.msg7858540#msg7858540 date=1299446197]so kobojunkie, how's the strategy of ignoring people who try to aggravate you working so far?

hmm, seems like it only made them Hot.

think i'll stick with my WWF smackdown approach.[/quote]I'm having a huge boner here thinking of you doing a smackdown on me in the bedroom.

Can we get to that very soon
Politics › Re: Pdp Haram! Pdp Haram! Pdp Haram! - Pastor Tunde Bakare In Maiduguri by dayokanu(m): 5:36am On Mar 07, 2011
GEJ Haram

PDP Haram
Politics › Re: Bayelsa’s Richest Politician Efcc Cannot Arrest! by dayokanu(m): 5:31am On Mar 07, 2011
Another pointer that GEJ is very corrupt
Politics › Re: Buhari Is Too Old To Rule Nigeria. by dayokanu(m): 5:30am On Mar 07, 2011
GEJ is too daft to rule Nigeria

WIth a IQ subzero. Shouldnt there be an IQ test for intending Pesidents?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by dayokanu(m): 5:24am On Mar 07, 2011
Truth be told, Suarez Beasted in that game.

What a signing!!!! I prefer him to FERNANoloDO Torres
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Nairaland Fantasy Premier League 2010/2011 by dayokanu(m): 5:17am On Mar 07, 2011
[quote author=A-40 link=topic=481784.msg7859241#msg7859241 date=1299454228]Jonzing is a bad habit! You better stop it!

I coulda sworn i saw Dirk Kuyt on someone's team! About the most annoying hat-trick you would ever see[/quote]Sir Wolfgang Kaiser is it.

The man with the 3rd eye

Y'all are lucky I didnt captain him
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:54pm On Mar 06, 2011
That Sango ode pic makes sense.

Thats why she is my fave MILF
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:35pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7858022#msg7858022 date=1299439787]Took an unexpected and unwanted to turn.   embarassed  Thank heavens it looks nothing like me.  BTW, I turned off my IM in case folks in Naija recognise me my friend and are now reading my posts.  :::THINK THINK anything embarrassing in the posts? THINK THINK:::

You know what?  Screw it.

In the words of Charlie Sheen:

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."  tongue  

Leave it there and up yours DK.


SERIOUSLY, How long you gonna leave it up there?    sad  sad  embarassed[/quote]Wait. I am still busy with it.

Ahh Argghhh arghhhhhhhhhhhhh. Yeah I just came.

Already jizzed on my screen twice.

2 more times and i would pull it down, Deal? When are you sending me yours?
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:30pm On Mar 06, 2011
naijababe:
Join ke? I love it here at the spectators' stand  grin
temi, Come and join us now. The more the merrier. I enjoy you more than others.

Even your name dey sekzy. Names like Temilade, Temilola, Temilolu, Temilomu, Teminikebe turns me on like anything
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:27pm On Mar 06, 2011
naijababe:
Join ke? I love it here at the spectators' stand  grin
The thing fit splash reach your side.
fstranger3:
I change my mind, I am not going to bring down your pix.

I want you to feel the same shame that Isale is feeling.
PS: Well, the only way you can get me to pull down your pix is if you promise to leave all NL MILFs for me and me alone, starting with Naijababedeen.
Lailai. I don customise naijababe. We fit like key and ignition.

Ekuro la labaku ewa, Emi ni ma lo naijababe gbo
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:23pm On Mar 06, 2011
naijababe:
BTW DK & Isale gan2 . . .  loving the e-battle  tongue
We are taking the battle to the room.

Join us if you wish
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:20pm On Mar 06, 2011
fstranger3:
^^^

I wont bring down Dk's pix.  or do you want me to bring it down?


Now Dk is going to know how it feels
Isale can you tell your buddy to pull down my pic else I wont pull down mine.

Fstranger holds the key now. Pull down mine and I pull down isales
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:19pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7857672#msg7857672 date=1299436840]Dayokanu.  Sorry o jare.  It was just unexpected. [size=28pt] Of course, I love you.  No worries.[/size]  The shock and all.  smiley[/quote]Can you post this on homepage?
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:17pm On Mar 06, 2011
^^ Its not Isales photo, Its just a random picture of my e-crush.

Anyone that has isales pic can pls post it.

Isale lets trade, Give me your pic in exchange for this
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:13pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7857863#msg7857863 date=1299438309]Why in the world would you do it again? I a;ready saw it for Pete's sake.  I take back the nice thing I said about you.  Please and thanks.  You already have it.  Don't post it in a thread.  I didn't mind if it was in my profile for a short while but not in a thread.  Come on.  [size=18pt]Its not me anyway[/size].[/quote]Why are you soo bothered about a random picture if its not you?

OK put your real one so I can see in exchange for pulling this down. Deal?
Politics › Re: The Buhari You Didnt Know - For Those Under 30 Years Of Age On NairaLand. by dayokanu(m): 8:10pm On Mar 06, 2011
Almost all these points are great reasons to vote Buhari.

2. Reduced the number of local government from 1000 to 301.


4. Buhari expelled 700,000 foreigners- illegal immigrants- , claiming they were a burden on the Nigerian economy.

5. Many notable second republic governors and national assembly members were tried and sentenced to looooong terms of imprisonment, leaving out Shagari and Ekwueme, the head and the vice. Such was the Buhari notion of equitable apportionment of guilt and/or responsibility.

6. Attempted to "crate" Umaru Dikko" back to Nigeria, the British Government un covered the plot and led to a strain between the UK and Nigeria.

7. Death sentence to drug pushers - killed two in the process.

9. Long prison terms for tampering with postal stamps, examination mal practices - currency trafficking, illegal produce export etc.

13. WAI brigade- empowered the police to use this to intimidate the populace.
Anyone looking for a reason to vote Buhari should chose any of the above reasons given by the OP.

15. the regime's attack on religious leaders, such as "Oba" Okunade Sijuwade, the Oni (king) of Ife, and Alhaji Ado Bayero, the Emir of Kano. The regime placed both leaders under house arrest for six months for an "unauthorized" trip to Israel.
When did the 2 become religious leaders? Are all GEJ supporters just as daft as Odechukwu himself?
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 8:00pm On Mar 06, 2011
Can I use it as my screen saver?

How recent was that picture? I mean the one attached below
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 7:50pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7857752#msg7857752 date=1299437345]What do you think? It was in my profile. Was just trying to loosen up and go against type, but you scared me straight. back to being square again. I removed it. tongue

BTW, I have a slightly different look now; different hair. But, you are still not allowed to post it anywhere.[/quote]Oya post yours now else I would make the other one my profile pic
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 7:45pm On Mar 06, 2011
Can you post yours so I can replace her picture
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 7:41pm On Mar 06, 2011
[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7857672#msg7857672 date=1299436840]DAYOKANU. YOu will die!!!![/quote]Die for where? Lemme sign out quickly o and go to church
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 7:40pm On Mar 06, 2011
Is this Isale?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool FC Fan Zone: 20 Times Champions of England! by dayokanu(m): 7:17pm On Mar 06, 2011
^^ This is not Awolowo vs Azikwe vs Ojukwu thread

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