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Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 12:35am On Mar 05, 2011
naijababe:
Ha ha ha, behave or I will unleash DK on you  tongue
Me sef i go like unleash and release in you. Lets work something out this summer

naijababe:
I must be getting old, abeg werin be MILF?
Gugu it.
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 12:33am On Mar 05, 2011
Are you saying naijababe is a MILF? I like MILF's too

blacksta:
Ye pa

See how a person get sucked into the black[b] hole of fluffs[/b] grin
Hole with black fluffy hair sorrounding it? Dayokanu likes
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 12:19am On Mar 05, 2011
blacksta:
abeg which country be Magun ?
Magun is a CUNTry sorrounded by the amazon forest in the valley of Breastilabia, Where the flora PENISilum Testiclelum can be found.

I remember the song. I saw a cunt, I saw a cunt I saw a CUNTrygal
Nairaland General › Re: Buzugee/Nairaland, So I Want To Talk About Living Abroad by dayokanu(m): 12:14am On Mar 05, 2011
Se e fe ma do ara yin lori thread yi ni?

Ewo kamari E ma da sperm si ori computer ibi ise mi o

[quote author=isale_gan2 link=topic=590933.msg7847934#msg7847934 date=1299280057]I think that may actually be DAYOKANU's favorite movie.  Or is it what he threatens all his wife with - Magun ko.  Mabole ni. (I thought of another word, but I'd never live it down on NL.)  tongue[/quote]Ara o ni magun le mu, Ti o ba so fun omoge pe ko yodi seyin magun o le mu

Magun means dont climb, There are a million other positions where you dont have to climb e.g "Yodie seyin ferefe", "Joko le eso", "Hold something" "Touch your toes", "Wheelbarrow" abbl
Family › Re: Would You Carry A Pregnancy For Your Sister/daughter If She Couldn't by dayokanu(m): 11:20pm On Mar 04, 2011
As the husband, Would I be allowed to shag my sister in law.

The person must be fine oo and set preferably under 35 for me to agree.

grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Please Men I Need Your Help? by dayokanu(m): 11:16pm On Mar 04, 2011
Even most people treat their dogs and goats better than this, Not to talk of someone who you sleep with every night and call the mother of your kids?
Politics › Re: Final Voter Register: 73. 5 Million Voters Eligible For Election by dayokanu(m): 9:57pm On Mar 04, 2011
When are we getting the supplementary list
Politics › Re: Bombs Kill 10 At Pdp Rally - One Person Arrested by dayokanu(m): 9:37pm On Mar 04, 2011
Odechukwu and his people are at it again.

First October 1, then Xmas and New year bombing now this.

What happened to Dokpesi who bombed Abuja on October 1?

May God save us from the clueless leadership of Johnny
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 9:18pm On Mar 04, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=616911.msg7847241#msg7847241 date=1299269591]Do you celebrate corruption in the church ? Don't forget he said they told him the family is celebrating a thanksgiving but he was surprised when it became a party affairs.
The party part is what he' s talking about and this has more to do with the party's credibility to have shown support for a corrupt ex-convict.[/quote]When he now found out in the church that it was a PDP affair celebrating corruption and having thanksgiving for a corrupt convict, What did he do? And If you were in his shoes, what would you have done.

If I were in his shoes, i woulda walked out of the show of shame
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:58pm On Mar 04, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=616911.msg7847176#msg7847176 date=1299268543]So he should have walked out from the church when he discovered what was going ? I doubt that cuz the only thing he would have done is what he's doing now;coming out to discredit the whole charade.
Did he visit him while in prison for almost 2 years ? NO ![/quote]What is your logic? He went for something, FOund another thing there, The other thing he found he doesnt support what should he do? Celebrate with them and later come and criticize them or simply walk out.

Bluetooth, So if you find yourself somewhere and they are celebrating corruption like OBJ and co did on Saturday what would you do? Sit down and dance with them later criticise them or Simply walk out?
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:47pm On Mar 04, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=616911.msg7847112#msg7847112 date=1299267913]All these are inconsequential.the fact is that he has come out publicly to criticize pdp for supporting a criminal like bode george. or is that not the stand of most nlers on this bode issue ?[/quote]Was he not one of the ppl who went to support a criminal and waited for 2hrs service dancing and celebrating a criminal

a week later claimed he was tricked
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:43pm On Mar 04, 2011
damas11111:
Plus he danced even outside the church. Oloshi, oloriburuku, agbaaya.
And he claimed he was tricked?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Single Parent American Women by dayokanu(m): 8:40pm On Mar 04, 2011
ZIM DRILL:
you can say that again especially you nigerian when it comes to proudness he wouldnt want to be a public figure in thats sense
I am not sure I understand what you mean especially the parts in bold.

Most Nigerian men who dont have kids wont want to get married to a woman who already has baggage (4kids)

Whatever money you make instead of spending on 3 Father, mother and 1 child you spend it on 7 Father, mother, 4 kids + 1

Makardi? Zita rako unonzani?
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:24pm On Mar 04, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=616911.msg7847006#msg7847006 date=1299266222]He said he was invited for a family thanksgiving only to find out it was a pdp affair.Obj and bode have not had the best of relationship recently ,so there is no way obj would gone to the place in the first instance.
Dont forget obj didnt visit him in prison.[/quote]When did OBj realise it was a PDP affair? When he realised what did he do?

Assuming a friend gave you an address and told you it was a church, You got there and found that its a strip club where girls are naked. You are a born again not interested in such sight

What do you do? Sit down till the end or Get out.

We all know whats right and what is wrong OBJ can not fool us with this one.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (A New Strength, A New Hope). by dayokanu(m): 8:13pm On Mar 04, 2011
Something told me that wenGAY had something to do with Kolo's doping

Manchester City's Kolo Toure failed a drugs test after taking a diet pill belonging to his wife, according to the defender's former manager Arsene Wenger.
Wenger, who brought Toure to Arsenal in 2002, claimed that the Ivory Coast international had taken the pill after struggling with weight problems.

Toure was suspended by City on Thursday after testing positive for a "specified substance", and faces a range of punishments from a warning to a two-year ban.

Wenger said: "He wants to control his weight a little bit because that's where he has some problems and he took the product of his wife.

"It is a complete surprise because I had Kolo here for years. Very honest living, clean life, always at home - a family man. I do not suspect him at all to have taken drugs to enhance his performances.

"He was not cautious enough. I do not think there was a desire there to do something wrong and then hide it."
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/889086/kolo-toure-took-wife%27s-diet-pill---arsene-wenger?cc=5901
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:08pm On Mar 04, 2011
OBJ: I didnt know it was the same Bode George. I thought it was Bode Agusto they were talking about. ;d
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 8:05pm On Mar 04, 2011
[quote author=~Bluetooth link=topic=616911.msg7846937#msg7846937 date=1299265280]crook or not,he has come out to blame his party for supporting a thief like Bode george.
don't you think there's weight in his criticism of pdp's stance on Bode ?[/quote]Was he not one of the supporters of Bode george? He attended the church service, they were together at the GEJ rally

So what next? He didnt see or hear the cleric talk about Bode or he didnt know the 2hr service was about Bode George?
Family › Re: Thank God With Me As I Just Put 2 Bed A Bouncing Baby Boy. by dayokanu(m): 8:01pm On Mar 04, 2011
Videos of the act that led to the baby making?

I am interested. Can you upload on youtube?
Politics › Re: Presidential Debate: Is It Ok For Jonathan To Ask For (expo) Prepared Questions? by dayokanu(m): 7:56pm On Mar 04, 2011
He can write the answers on his laps
Politics › Re: April Polls: Lynch anybody who attempts to rig, Buhari tells Nigerians by dayokanu(m): 7:55pm On Mar 04, 2011
Pharoh:
Make them take am easy but i foresee crisis very soon in Nigeria after the elections.
Especially when mumu Odechukwu and his Party have declared all elections in Nigeria a do or die affair
Politics › Re: I Got Tricked To Attend Bode George Reception, Says Obasanjo by dayokanu(m): 7:48pm On Mar 04, 2011
OBJ is a crook and liar.

So during the whole programme he didnt understand what they were doing? or why didnt he walk out?
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men And Single Parent American Women by dayokanu(m): 7:39pm On Mar 04, 2011
[flash=500,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/XNtTEibFvlQ[/flash]

Most Nigeria men without kids would have reservation about marrying someone with kids especially 4.

So if they have kids together its basically 4 + x.

How many men would want to do that.

There must be an added incentive for the man to want to get married to her. Is the man in the US already? Is he a US citizen? How and when did he come in to the US
Politics › Re: Gov Orji Walks Out Of Political Debate!can It Affect His Election? by dayokanu(m): 7:17pm On Mar 04, 2011
Another PDP candidate who cant debate.

First it was Odechukwu now Orji
Politics › Re: Buhari Will Defeat Jonathan In South South by dayokanu(m): 6:28pm On Mar 04, 2011
Waiting for someone to challenge the state below

ahidjo:
[size=15pt]@ noblezone,

Lies will not help you here. I was in Awka in 1996/97/98. Arthur Eze Avenue, court road, Rgina caelli road and many more were constructed to international standards within a space of few months, drugs were supplied to many hospitals in the state. Nnamdi Azikiwe University took delivery of many buses courtesy Buhari's PTF. Please verify before commenting and prove me wrong. I want you to list the roads constructed in Awka by FG since PDP took over in 1999. If you are Igbo, it will do you a lot of good to start convincing people to vote credible candidates. Do not pe part of the large army of uninformed igbo people voting for a drowning and incompetent president- A PhD president avoiding debate.[/size]
Politics › Re: April Polls: Lynch anybody who attempts to rig, Buhari tells Nigerians by dayokanu(m): 6:13pm On Mar 04, 2011
Why are they scared? Are they planning to rig?

GEJ told us to pray that criminals come to confess. What a hopelessly clueless man
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russian Military Says Libyan Airstrikes Did Not Take Place by dayokanu(m): 5:56pm On Mar 04, 2011
^^ The Libyan media/military/even p00rn industry is also controlled by the west. In case you dont know tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (A New Strength, A New Hope). by dayokanu(m): 4:48pm On Mar 04, 2011
Trophylessness I bow o
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: In Fergie We Trust! by dayokanu(m): 4:05pm On Mar 04, 2011
They are trying to win the Twitter champions league vs Assanal players.

Na person wey give Bebe contract I blame. When he was in Motherless home in Portugal can he even buy a 3310 not to talk of i-phone?

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