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Van r@p15t injured? What else is new

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make all these useless GAYYners no carry dem bad luck come winch Shessiii

We know Arsenal is doomed and cant achieve any form of success in this life.

But dont extend your hopeless nature and badluck to Chelski

And when did Tinubu tell anyone that he is going to the Federal level?

slimshay:
See this m0r0n, agbaya oshi, we know una nah, dem say mojo na blue film dey come hin head.

Presido, how is that loss looking tonite.

You wan make I expose you?
No be you dey get permanent seat for Awo TV room

Were you not the one that led the fight against Jarus people over Mojo in OAU?

If its all Time then

1. Samuel Etoo
2. George Weah
3. Abedi Ayew Pele
4. Didier Drogba
5. Rabah Madjer
6. Michael Essien
7. Anthony Yeboah
8. Osei Kuffuor.
9. Yaya Toure
10. Finidi George
10. Kanu Nwankwo

Those are the ones that come to my mind now

HNIC:
Like the Arsenal haven't won the double before in a far more competitive league

When is the key word. In the last 5 years?

If you check lleyton orient history they have probably won a double too before First World war

1998?

That was just 3 yrs after i wrote JAMB. When I still dey wear FUBU posing all over Ife

You be Baba Agba triple twaile

mystikal:
Broken Record

Yes. Arsenal "broken record" of the most useless club ever after losing a 4 goal lead to Newcastle and later losing the Milk cup to Birmingham

Like refreshment e.g chin-chin, Robo, dodo-ikire, Gala etc

kokoye:
I cant stand the noise from those things . . but they sure do work.

It took me 15 hours to get to Dallas from Houston in 2005 . .thanks to Hurricane Rita. Not been there since.

Those stuff work, Since i got it in December the cops hardly stop me. Those evil cops on 45 hide in the bush and turn on their radar to catch innocently speeding drivers like me.

Upper weekend on Presidents day while driving A lot of them were hiding in the bush and sharp corner around Centerville, Buffallo and Waco.

I heard about the Hurricane Rita traffic Some of my friends went to Austin. Well in 2005 I was just finishing NYSC in Bauchi

I didnt even know anywhere called Amelika

duduspace:
Kai, 3 weeks but RVP, why naa? If na Nasiru I know we could see him back next week but RVP? una wey get mat go and start praying weeks don't become months o. Chamakh has to find his mojo real quick.

M0r0n Chamakh tell you say he get Mojo before? Mojo ko Blue film ni.

Van r@p15t take style dodge the end of season meltdown. No one wants to be a part of failure

I invested in a Cobra radar detector and I would not be travelling on Friday Night rather on Saturday morning . For the 4hr drive

Can you arrange Uju for me as take-away?

In my own room, I pray, I read, I sleep etc.

In Uju's room its only Ashawo thing she does.

Talk about a perv. Anyways I likey

Mine is different.

You said he should bang his head on the wall How does that affect the lying mouth and tongue.

But Frying oil in the throat would ensure the mouth doesnt bring forth any more lies

kokoye:
^^^

that one evil before . . he lives with rednecks

I am bringing my red neck to your town this weekend. See you in Katy

Frying oil down your throat should solve it

dipo2much:
Arsenal don't cross the finish line first,but ALWAYS has good runs in every competition. Therez gotta be a reason wenger is recognised as the best coach in the last decade

Can I say the prayer for you that you would be like Arsenal?

Always run in every competition and never win ANY.

So you can be recognised as the greatest?

Why is your mind so dirty?

I said meet me in the room i didnt say lets "Collabo"

Is Ashewo the only thing ppl do in a room?

HNIC:
@Poster
U are a proper MUmu.
An average Arsenal fan knew this before the final on Sunday.
Stop posting gibberish

You knew this and still lost?

Is that not hopeless?

Oya come meet me for room

What was the highest goal Torres ever scored? How many times was he top 3 highest goal scorer?

Did Robinho not fail in Spain yet he got a 30m transfer fee

Uju,

The bride wants June, The groom is not ready to be married in June

The groom wants November

So what should they do?

How are you sure they would have a lavish wedding in September?

dipo2much:
Dayo,u still dey talk arsenal. It must feel torturous that no one cares that bayern got beat at home. Mhen,arsenal is truly great.

Arsenal is great in failure, Great in "Uselessnessity", Great in trophylessness

barren club for 6yrs Na wa o.

Yes No be only Bayern dem create the league for, Let other teams too win.

Kudos to Dortmund. The new Champs. At least they have something most clubs especially the useless one in London cant have in their Lifetime

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Ujujoan:
No need oh . . some women are resigned to their fate.

However I'm humbly inviting you yo my wedding . . I've decided to marry myself!

Yes o. Let your right hand put a ring on your left hand.

It takes two to marry. The girl wants June the guy wants November, They finally decided on an point in the middle which is September and you women are still not satisfied? Na real wa for women o

The guy is not ready for marriage in June, If the girl wants to marry in June by force she can take your option and marry herself or rent a groom

Ujujoan:
*roooooooolz eyez*

Some people for don commit suicide it to say dem be woman!  

Instead make you dey roooooollllz waist you dey roll eyez.

God no go make you get Apollo for that eyez wey you dey roll anyhow

I would prefer you to shake booty and give head.

Buhari is the man

All these PDP thieves want the immunity in place

Big ups to them

^Playa?

No I am waiting for you.

I know its been long you got some. So come home to papi and let me tap that bootay

Its a date for the man to adopt another person into his family.

Shouldnt the man decide when its convenient to give someone else his last name or you just want to gate crash?

If his house is not ready for another person where would the bride stay?

Bottom line the man holds all the keys and should decide