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chamboy: Hausa Girls = Just tell am d truth "Abeg I wan Bleep"

I somhw disagree with this... I still believe hausa girls are the most faithful girls in nigeria...trust me, once they love u that's it...and all they want is true love....depends on the category of hausa girls though, mayb d ones u ve come across are the hausa beggars or nunu hawkers

Freewoman: Instead of you to be more serious with your studies in school, you are here to tell us how important it is to you to woo a yoruba girls, I may advise you to take your studies so serious, after that , look for money and not for women, when you have the money, women will look for you eventually...........................

True, but life is not a military zone, though while many challenges are to be faced, there are other aspects of life to be explored, I was social during my school days yet I had very good grades thru my secondary school to university....all I will say is "live your life"...

dagentility: hahaha, dazzlingd i'm taken ooo

Oh, are u married?

dagentility: Hian! Spacegoat u don carry come again,abi?

Believe me, u luk like my dream girl....the smiles, the eye brow, the dark skin....oh my!! Marry me

MISSYTOSIN: If u can't beat them, Run away.

Just do everytin possible toget rid of her, ihave a feeling she n her husband ar upto something. Run for ur life.

Guess they are planning to use him to do rituals....they myt ve done research and see dat he myt earn them lot of dollars

We need bouncers to stand by the gate of this thread, non-virgins are not allowed.....if u no get ur certificate of virginity pls no enter ***grabs koboko**

Five minutes to the end of the match, 5 minutes of torture if u were brazilian and 5 minutes of bliss if u were german...

noah24: I see lots of yellow shirts leaving the stadium

He also went on to say "those on yellow shirts won't be the most popular guys at the moment"

The commentator kept me laughing through out the entire match with his hilarious and wicked comments....just a few I remember though, so add yours


1..I have never seen a goal less celebrated in my life
2. The Brazilians can't wait to return to the dressing room which will be their sanctuary for now
3. This is the kind of score line that can make grey hair turn white

This commentator though....

Case 1: If u ask a girl for a date and she says she's coming wit her friend(s), make it clear to her dat if that's d condition, den u are no longer interested...simple
Case 2: if she did not inform you and she eventually shows up wit a friend, don't hide ur feelings and let her and her friend realize an unwanted person is among u but in a polite manner, bt u can still be a little nice...
Case 3: if she shows up with group of friends, then she has taken u as a 1st class mugu....smile to them all, pretend everytin is ok, u can ask for their names one after the other wit smiles all over your face, tell dem to relax cus u are all here to have fun, excuse ursef for a minute, locate the nearest exit....and zooom......implication: she will taste the most embarrassing moment of her life with her friends
Note: always knw d type and categories of girls to ask out for dates

No matter wat happens, Unilag shall always be within 1 to 3....

U meet a girl u like, u get close to her and declared ur intentions, then she begins to post u and while posting u, she keeps asking u for different favours, later she starts calling you bro...by thunder! Who does that?...do I look like your brother, I know u from adam?.....well it's simple, mr nice guys are losers, wise up and be smart in your game, play your cards well, be d badt guy and never be too caring and adoring and no girl will succeed in trying to friendzone, brotherzone or familyxone u or watever.......

akpur1: Poly this uni dat. Ave been 2both there is more work there than the universities. You can never compare Fed poly auchi to uniport,unilag,unical,delsu,convenat,bells,landmark,Rsust,AAU etc. Cos federal poly auchi is second best tetiary institution in Nigeria and best polytechnic in Africa. Where were universities?

Lol, pls wen u finish smoking ur weed, tell me cus I have a medal for u...olodo

ifex370: Everybody cease fire... be like say this girl pic don dey cause too much controversy...


so,as the first person that stalked her,i have full right to.... infact i dun even know sef




there's smfn fishy about her tho

Fine! U are d one dat discovered the hidden treasures, thank u thk u....but who ever eventually get it is most important....

cheryl1: Oh!
Thanks

Hope poor guys are allowed to luk at ur pix, I'm not poor oo but speaking for those church rats on NL

Is this thread dying too?....guess many were affected by the plague that hit NL

What apens to all the young girls, never never never........chai, I can never marry a girl older than me....the younger, the better....

[quote author=a.A.K]hummm[/quote]after quoting this whole thing, this is all u have to say?

heykims: It is January and very soon , the African footballer of the year 2013 will be named in Lagos Nigeria precisely on the 9th of January. The player to be crowned with this feat should however be very much evaluated and deemed fit to earn this prestigious honour because his personality on the field of play either in the national team or club will go a long way in speaking for African football.

CAF released the final 10-man shortlist of the contenders of this prestigious award last year and interestingly, four Nigerian players made the list. Many Nigerians and even Africans have however tipped John Obi Mikel as the possible winner evident from the fact that he won the Nations cup last year, Europa cup in Europe, participated in d Confederations cup and so on.

MY VIEW
As a Nigerian and a proud African, I see it as not just underscoring but extremely insulting to African football if a player like Mikel wins the award. How can a mere bench warmer in Europe be crowned the African footballer of the year just by virtue of the fact that his national team wins a title or his club wins the European league?

A deserving footballer of the hear should be such that is very resourceful both at home and in clubs. A reigning footballer of the year should at least even make the top three best player in his club even if he doesn't get a spot in the FIFA ranking.

Mikel Obi surely can't make the best ten in Chelsea's team despite being a senior player. I'm of the view that its better not to name anyone the footballer of the year than titling a bench warmer in Europe, what a mock, an insult I can't tolerate as an African.

Nigerians should be please stop being sentimental, selfish and self centred and canvass for a better representative for African football.

Left to me, if at all a Nigerian merits the award, it is Vincent Enyeama, the Nigeria's assistant skipper at goal but Cote d'Ivoire's Yaya Toure surely represents Africa better.

What's your view?

Hatred, jealousy and foolishness has blinded you completely. If mikel had been your blood brother, you won't be speaking dis way....go and get ur sef busy and free mikel who is patriotic enough to see his national flag shine in football

[quote author=heykims]It is January and very soon , the African footballer of the year 2013 will be named in Lagos Nigeria precisely on the 9th of January. The player to be crowned with this feat should however be very much evaluated and deemed fit to earn this prestigious honour because his personality on the field of play either in the national team or club will go a long way in speaking for African football.

CAF released the final 10-man shortlist of the contenders of this prestigious award last year and interestingly, four Nigerian players made the list. Many Nigerians and even Africans have however tipped John Obi Mikel as the possible winner evident from the fact that he won the Nations cup last year, Europa cup in Europe, participated in d Confederations cup and so on.

MY VIEW
As a Nigerian and a proud African, I see it as not just underscoring but extremely insulting to African football if a player like Mikel wins the award. How can a mere bench warmer in Europe be crowned the African footballer of the year just by virtue of the fact that his national team wins a title or his club wins the European league?

A deserving footballer of the hear should be such that is very resourceful both at home and in clubs. A reigning footballer of the year should at least even make the top three best player in his club even if he doesn't get a spot in the FIFA ranking.

Mikel Obi surely can't make the best ten in Chelsea's team despite being a senior player. I'm of the view that its better not to name anyone the footballer of the year than titling a bench warmer in Europe, what a mock, an insult I can't tolerate as an African.

Nigerians should be please stop being sentimental, selfish and self centred and canvass for a better representative for African football.

Left to me, if at all a Nigerian merits the award, it is Vincent Enyeama, the Nigeria's assistant skipper at goal but Cote d'Ivoire's Yaya Toure surely represents Africa better.

Hatred, jealousy and foolishness has blinded you completely. If mikel had been your blood brother, you won't be speaking dis way....go and get ur sef busy and free mikel who is patriotic enough to see his national flag shine in football

Its nigeria footballing year, guess who's next to receive anointing from nigeria....I see ETHIOPIA shivering in fear....

mazizi tonene: kid...respect ur childhood, aint here 2 trade words with juveniles

Loool, funny

Adrenaline123: I want to say hi to Ethiopians!!

Don't mind dose antelopes, cus dey managed to bring up some few impressive play against a fatigued super eagles' players on a poor pitch, dey think dey ve arrived to start challenging d african champions wit threats to beat d super eagles ryt in calabar.

Isahalbash: Even Ghana chop reach 6 4 dis eaglet hand

Even Ghana chop reach 6 4 dis eaglet hand

Even Ghana chop reach 6 4 dis eaglet hand

Hihihi black indomies of Ghana

iraq, common we can still win and shut up these nigerians....iraq 4 life

Lordave: I thought it's Talibani

Talabani or talibani....all sounds like taliban

Whr is ghana, why are dey not in the competition?...

Feed me more: Our boys should stop conceding unnecessary foul, it may affect them as we progress.

No worry, make dem break dere legs comots, beat dem for match come beat dose lazy iraq for physical fight

Sorry has anyone who wrote on october 17 heard from kpmg

ghananotnaija: Earlier Nigeria barely scraped by Ethiopia with a questionable penalty call. Today Ghana thrashes Egypt.

WHO IS THE GIANT OF AFRICA NOW??!

Bcus of jst 1match, a frustrated egyptian side for dat matter dat has bin down for d past 3yrs, u must be funny upstairs...better go and learn football frm ur masters Mali and Burkina faso b4 ref to the africa champions

Nigerians sud jst teasings frm dis envious ghanaians....jst bcus dey were able to defeat a frustrated team which has bin absent for 2 nations cup due to political unrest den dey feel dey can disrespect d African champions......dey sud go and pay homage to dere grandfadas Mali and burkina faso who ve shown dem better and classical football b4 jumping to talk anyhow to the giant of africa