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[quote author=SisterFire post=106976643][/quote]I really want to learn how to manipulate the sun

Shellsploit:
For all those seeking for fruit of the womb and trying to conceive, may God in his infinite mercy grant them of all their hearty desires.

Don't let any pastor scam you and collect your hard earned money.

This is IVF, stop wasting your energy fasting and doing overnight prayers.

Wow, thanks to science!

But raising four kids won't be easy at all.

I was distracted by those sexy legs

How much is windscreen?

25k

After bursting from condom, survived all abortion attempts and still survived in a grave.
You must know that baby is die hard to survive on earth

Heyzee5:
Sold one of the names from this reg and a Meta name:
Miami//coin//swap//com
Hold time: 2months
Cost: Reg fee
Sales Price: $188
Venue: GoDaddy Auctions BIN

Meta///Bulletin///com (Inspired by Boss Haykay2005 sale of Crypto///Bulletin///com of 2019 I think)
Hold time: 6months
Cost: Reg fee
Sales Price: $188

All Glory to Jesus!

Congratulations.

I feel the metabulletin could have gone for far more, at least $xxxx. You should have held that name for at least the next 2 years until it sells.

I'm sure the buyer is smiling right now, check back in a couple of days and see it would have been listed for $xxxxx

Crusader's sword soaked with the blood of africans...

bigjosh88:
Pls I want to know how much you can make from uber business in Lagos with your own car not driving for someone,pls if you're in the business pls your advice is welcome..

Is the market not saturated?

If nairaland goes down, some people my lose their sanity.

Still remains a forum some people find solace to cure their loneliness and pour their frustrations.
The comments here sometimes can kill u with laughter.
Some people come here to relive stress and get back to work.
A day without nairaland does not exist

This forum has produced many great people.
It provides real life experience from all facets of life. Job, romance, business, politics.
Nairaland is a blessing, seun thank u

simultaneousboi:
Motivational speaker.....this your right up long ooo.....You should have summarize it for some of us that don't have time to read the whole article.

This is no motivational speech, he simply broke down how he sustained a five year career plan with his personal experience

Excellent

People can easily be fooled in this life

Dtruthspeaker:
I do not know you nor do I think you and I have ever crossed swords before, but basically all Satanist and God haters like you must hate me and attack me, even unprovoked. So no deal there.

However, NOT ONE OF YOUR KIND HAS EVER BEEN ABLE TO REASONABLE AND VALIDLY ARGUE AGAINST ME, NOT EVEN ONCE.

AND IT IS EVEN BECAUSE NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN ABLE TO GET AROUND ME, BY GOOD AND VALID REASONS, WHICH IS WHY ALL YOU NOW HATE ME AND INSULT GOD EVEN MORE!

BUT I WILL NEVER STOP UNTIL I LEAVE THIS WORLD OR GOD COMES WHICHEVER MAY COME FIRST!

Lol, arguing against you.

, she was even too nice, arguing a religious robotic brain can be so exhausting, imagine playing chess with a duck that keep shitting on the board.

In your deep delusions, u think u are at the pinnacle of making sense

gentiles:
Yoruba muslims will definitely not be happy with the Victory of Enyimba. Shameless and Envious creatures.

Lol, I remember that year enyimba won the CAF, lagos streets scatter in celebration, among those celebrating there was no religion nor tribe.
Football was the only tribe and religion

Candidlady:
Men will always be men! Imagine the uncircumcizd e'd'ort claimin his daughter charmd him!

Did ur dad sleep with u?

I believe this was a consensual act, shame on both of them

SisterFire:
...I heard of about squid game and decided to see for myself ' Lo and behold it is same as Bhîæhinthixxxxx...thac meaning conscience games , many humans with low brain capacity has wanted to get that movie idea through hunger games and co , but luckily for the koreans they got it from the horses mouth ... N.W.O secret cops wanted u dull and has warned our visitors to remain hidden just to achieve that ...they go as far as torture 6_yr old serpentine child who wants to share experience with humans in Mongolia..


... Talking about otem , they shud continue deluding their selves ... That's y I said wisdom is better more of importance than knowledge...
You through a honest mind has acquired wisdom on what to know ( knowledge) and what not to ...honestly speaking isn't easy believing otem but those who did be ready to possess the possessions of those who didn't .

Squid game is all about conscience.

What would you do for survival?

Would you betray your most trusted companion.

That Gganbu episode got me, pick ur closest companion and play a game of life and death. I didnt see that coming but I was impressed.

SisterFire:
...Do u drink at all?

Yeah, that I do

Oluolad86:


Please i need to do CT scan and heart surgery at OAUTHC Ife please, I have been battling with constritive pericarditis since 2019, no medical cure for it except open heart surgery. I need #18000 bal for tests and #500000 for the surgery. I wouldn't mind if you know who do it for free as a NGO, I'm ready to provide myself there. Thanks

I wish u a quick recovery.

Op, your midnight prayer and fasting can't help this lady, send her money let her do surgery

Oluolad86:
I'm grateful to God for still breathing. Despite being through sickness pains and shame, I'm still alive, when there is life there is still hope.


Please i need to do CT scan and heart surgery at OAUTHC Ife please, I have been battling with constritive pericarditis since 2019, no medical cure for it except open heart surgery. I need #18000 bal for tests and #500000 for the surgery. I wouldn't mind if you know who do it for free as a NGO, I'm ready to provide myself there. Thanks

I wish u a quick recovery.

SisterFire:
Stockwise

When his balz smashed my holy noise this is what is going on in dazzling 's mind " How i dazzlingd wishes that rapture shud cum so that this useless fools can leave earth , how I wish " This rubbish is too much how can this fools be binding an imaginery demons while almost all the women including my bigwaist babe is at the floor been collapsed"
That noise disappears were it comes and before u know what is happening dazzling is at the backyard smoking cigarattes to calm his anger!

This cracked me, lol, sounds like a typical me just that I dont smoke

SisterFire:
...it happens always, every time !
Anyday your secret services get hold of whom you call aliens through many ways and secret patterns
For an example : sexy Chris hardy a great musician is performing some concerts in Las Vegas USA ...he is a top shot everyone enjoys his music , just as u enjoy his music , their comes a little drama which no one knows about after which few men will whisk Chris hardy away from ur sight...
Now the news will spread like florida wildfire that Chris hardy was caught with 10pound cocaine stuffs, BUT ACTUALLY U ALL ARE BEEN DECEIVED BY THE N.W.O's ( satanic) secret cops ,
Now this is what happened' When Oluchi ngozi a Nigerian bornlady with a Neph-eye residing in Ohio went to a night club she saw Chris hardy's eye go inside and his head bigger then few thick skin( failed brain illusion or shape shifting) and she went to the police and reported . OPD laughed at her for been a freak ,but the secret angle of the OPD start up an investigation after calling ngozi a freak.
After that incident They made sure they have spies following Chris hardy on every occasion
So on that day they caught him red handed shape shifting and said they are arresting him on a cocaine charge...and u swallowed hook,line and sinker.
Then after torturing chris severely to reveal his true identity ...he agreed later and the following questions as follows

(1)What is ur real name( Not ur human name)?
(2)Which planet do u come from ?
(3)Did ur planet reside in same milky way?
(4)How many of u are here in this world ?
(5) what is hretidatig u talk about?
( 180) WHICH DRAMA & HORROE DO U LOVE IN UR PLANET HOME?
( 192) WHAT SPORTS DO UR PEOPLE DO?


When all this are done u treat Chris of this wounds and warn him never to lose his illusions next time , then they will allow him leave because he is a celebrity with promise to always watch him closely .

(Do you know many creatures who wants to walk friendly on earth are been covered by transparent device by the secret societies of the church and the N.W.O
Reason ur guess as well as mine.)

Then they call producers and dangle 8 movie ideas from alien 40million miles from earth ! But that will cost $500,000 minimum,

So are we clear here

I've always said this, many of these movies are inspired. Some of these movies even tell stories of a different world entirely. You think someone will just wake up and begin to spend millions of dollars producing some bad ass movie with story lines that are out of this world.

While ordinary people here in nigeria will laugh at otem's thread and call it bullshit, even seun thinks otem is mad.. but my question is this, how is it possible for a man to have single handedly written all that. Oh well, while some laugh at his thread, it will be a case of secrete investigation from top officials. No wonder he stayed anonymous and avoids contact with anybody outside here

SisterFire:
...Send a woman and see her sing " Jesus power ! Jesus power !!
Jesus jesus jesus jesus
Super power !! Super power just to have a husband when she can't get one at just 35 ! Who cursed women ? I don't know... They are cursed to chase after husbands no be today ,e don teeey...
Is as bad as that...amah
A lady will see Yahweh eat human flesh kolo kolo but will still beg Yahweh for husband , when exposing lies isn't getting her husbands.
Genevieve is an idol no women can be.
Otem of year 3,000,000 AD will be a man ,Amatarasha do ur worst!... U look like someone who begs for husbands secretly in the church! When perpetual husband beggar cum prayer warrior called anas09 isn't even married when I married twice

Chai, upper cut

Thread of the year.
I love this

I thought I was the only one recently doing a calucltion on how much I've been spending on food

Survival of the fittest plays a role in every aspect of life..

To be great in life, u must have survived so many obstacles including health and fitness

TheGoodJoe:
Just to tell a story that relates to the topic. A real story but will leave out some details for serious security reasons.

A lady was in a club. There were four young guys that were Friends. They all shared the girl in rocking. She was pretty.

Then the lady decided to call it a night but decided to follow the boys to one of the young men's house.

When they got home, I kid you not, the four guys slept with her that night. This was a young looking innocent lady but her eyes have torn scatter.

In the morning she said the guys should pay her money. The guys refused that there was no discussion for money. They will only give her money to pay transport home.

The lady refused the transport and if they don't pay her a requested sum, she will deal with them.

She had no idea the guys were young but dreaded cultists. While she was dating an old G cultist. She went to her senior cult boyfriend and wept her heart out. She narrated how some guys abducted her from the club, took her to a house and raped her all night.

The senior cultist lost his cool. Men, they raped his brand new special all night. He left that afternoon after getting details of the guys, warned them that before the week ends, he will paint the street red with their blood.

That night just before entering his house, he was ambushed and shot multiple times that led to his death.


That was how I learnt to fear women's cries. It can kill.

True Story.

Men have gone to war, cities have been torn down because of a woman

Men, train your sons how to become men, otherwise they will be punished and manipulated by women.
All your hard earned investments on your son and even family inheritance can go to flames if he is being manipulated by a woman

Mental patients eveywhere

Hypocrite