₦airaland Forum

Tallesty1:
Apply fuel.

Then burn am with lighter.

Hehehe...very gud solution..@least no scrotum no itches...

samflexxy:
Use dettol and wash the place with better sponge and e no go itch you op if ur dik de itch you use the above instruction oni durty durty

I see u dettol Ambassador
Wen did u even start using dettol

vizkiz:
bath well and use better soap/sponge then say bye bye to scratch scratch.......btw stop using a boxers for more than three days at most

Neat guy I can hear u...I know @ d age of 15 and 16 u change ur boxers everyday...

MizMyColi:
Girls aren't left out y'know.


Two Things:

Pretend It's Not Happening.

orrr


Do a moon walk of sorts.

better still, find the nearest isolated corner and do the needful.

Proper, clean shaven (owh, that's scary too, when done improperly) hygiene can save you such discomfiture

Mycoli u get mouth jaree...am begining to lik u shaa#winks

marieolae:
yeahh how r u?

I dey..hw body nh..I c u as u dey complain of Naija sun

marieolae:
sorri oh lool

Mary Mary long tym

Every Lady wants to feel safe...the so called #Badguys..is jst a term...obviously a guy dat can get 2 or 3 gals dwn is termed #Bad...whyhe's got d vibe..dey knw wat a lady wants at any point in time wich is onething u so cool headed dudes don't have...u don't even have d rite flows to get along with a babe..If u want a babe..know dis..don't be much of an over ambitious guy..and don't be much of a party guy..be a bit of an all rounder...dats hw dey luv dem

The Ears dosent believe what it hears till the eye sees it #Confirmed

marieolae:
lmao

Kip lafin till dat ur asss falls off...c as erybody dey complain abt u....No b say u too fyn sef....mtcheewww...#turns back and walks out

Seriously...I can put a knife tru her belly...beta still a bullet into her head..besides even if I go to jail for dat...she's already dead..wudnt even knw wat hapned 2 me 4 d action...#sillyWorld

amakufrancis:
no dulling for that naw. the sweet conversation begins

Surely

For matured minds.we all know morethan many times we've been hit with these itches wether when walking along the road or maybe after long sitting in lecture rooms.Have you ever been embarrased by these silly itcheslet's be sincere

All dese tins sef...well shaa not a must to momment na...so kukuma hold ur comments..
#BestCombo..hehehe

Okocha is jst avoiding blaming anyone....
Keshi is d cause...his Ego is well over his head
He dosent know how to connect with his players...u have ur players doing good all over d globe...yet u won't bring dem into d team..cos of some selfish reazons...He lost it all since after d World cup...I think he should be sacked...besides he's never even given Nigerians a 50% consistency...1 match its ds..d next its dat..Even d Nations cup he won took off on a rough note...hw lucky he got
Jst been too bossy...

If u're a student...I think u'l lik d MTN Zone...
A business guy D tru talk is gud...so as d smooth talk...4 details...
Ask Google....

AdexAbbey:
Exactly!!!

U c??..u're Confused...u sed Beyonce..and I jst brought kim into d picture..u obliged ..guy go shiiit

Airforce1:
Genevieve and tiwa savage are not on the same league

Genny is way way above tiwa's league

Compare tiwa to someone of her class
Somebody like funke akindele or eniola bedmus

Haha......My fake Air Marshall...I c u bro

amakufrancis:
gbam.

Lol...bt not wen dat nxt fine chick asks for a minute
#Swap

AdexAbbey:
Thanks...

It's the same thing cos we are one!

Lol..Enjoy shaa...mayb she givs it to u lik Kim Kard givs Kanye West

Hmmm...interesting...ears open 4 more

Op wia are u...French class

jonnehdoyen:
Where and how can I get it?

I believe its sold in pharmcy shops and even d Market

AdexAbbey:
Hmmm... Daddo

U go jst dey show gal face anyhw...u sef even fine pass dat babe...she shud b d 1 calling u her "Chris Brown....

amakufrancis:
you ended up describing me.

And u're trying to say u act like me

EroticAngelina:
lols, true! u forgot the people who buy things from bus windows every ten seconds them sabi chop ehn! I enter one bus, I bought pink popcorn, the fat man sitting besyds me(who have just finished eating three galas and malt) was just eyeing my oink popcorn, he was like 'sister, biko where u buy this popcorn' hehehe I just looked at him dirty, and pointed to the woman try the window, he called her and bought two popcorns!! WTF the man bought plenty things, that I myself became hungry, my mouth was watering, choi... I had to buy that popcorn to curb my hunger.

He was jst hungry probably

Oltabaks:
Even though i've heard this question before,i haven't thought about this until recently.Where do deleted files go?

Get a dictionary and check d meaning of d word delete

snowprince07:
Mtcheww waste of data

Watelse bro he has enuf

Joke search...let's go pple...we must find dis joke....Op don't boda u...urself is already 1 joke