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Javalove,
dyu realise if u drop an album now,
u'l sell more than 30,000 copies in 30secs?
your buzz is stingin' heavily, u a celeb now o!

See monikers wey i neva see on d thread before dey pop up like corn.
Even chic be feelin u, guess d love part of the java just got plugged in


oNe

kidkonnect:
@ eldee and javalove thanx alot, so far im having fun on this site

Hehehe, nice u catchin up, operatin word being -so far, lol
hope u stil gon luv it when the flip side of NLer shows up

oNe

Apparently the poster aint current!

oNe

H.J:
Yo DBR, wut's d ish u wanna tell me. We brodas right? so aint no biggie on if tell me. . Holla at a brova. One!

ok bro,
i know i said monday aiite?
But last nite, idunno how it happened but that voice in ma head made me do it.
Made me write ma 34linez!
So im ready !!

And penned anoda for crude on flow for rank tday.

So if u have urs we cld post tmoro, or i culd still chill till~~~
Has eldee set up yet??

oNe

Elrazur
tnx for listenin to me advice, Big of u!


And Saurone resurfaces!!
Where u been, u doin time?

Oops, and Ibime too, where una come go sef?.
Missed ur droppings on flow for rank dude.

oNe

most y'all think they gonna be excessively complex to battle,
they forget simplicity reaches where technicality wont,
so i'ma do this witout even burnin energy on loads of metas and co~~just feel ma tot!


Hi crude~the skill i posses/ and project/ your mind cannot process/
Witout heavy vocabs or metas ~im winnin posse/ with  ma tot process/

your response is 5days late--boy, u on a Long Thing/
and this wack sh.![/i]t u cld come up wit? ~ such shameful offering/
Mine~ [i]Inborn~~your generic sh.![/i]t/  dont match ma [i]Genetic flips/
u Fossilze and stale- while i Progressively kick Kinetic [/i]skits/

he wrote in [i]Red ink, now he's Anaemic/ the color wont make it hot/
your big vocabs leave u lethargic/  sinkin in the pool of your own blood!/

u'z a Militant rapper cos u kinda Rhyme by Force/
stop waggin your tail ~~here's d d!.ck~~ b!.tch get on fours/
u were eeerrmm ok ~ but u'v grown progressively worse/
guess thats your cross~~read ma verse and heavily applaud/

now the beef exacerbate/ cos next this roach i'ma terminate/
but u shud battle wit Housewives your lines sound Desperate!/

yea im on d mettle/ bangin your head with barz of heavy metal/
ma verse is Thorny~~your red thesis is[i] soft as Rose Petal/
[/i]
When you started you were lame, but atleast you had hope/
getting worse with everyline, howz Warcraft gonna cope/
Sorrwwy Crude~~ I couldn't read all the crap that you wrote/
it's the "It Doesnt Make Sense Award" and you Win my vote/

Dull crude~ u use Florescent marker so people dont miss your point/
but its pointless/  u just made your wackness apparent on d  joint/

Rap 101~~ breathe, relax  "make sense" and "rhyme"/
but your're not smart enough to do 4 things at a time/

still want d real battle?~ set up~ be ma guest~ the choice is urs/
get the cops/to pick your corps/ cos its war/ your body floored/ your spirit soar/
no doubt~ i'm the Don, Dope wit d pen i culd Write u off/
so call DBR in your prayers~~cos my name opens up doors/



oNe

Aiite eldee, roger that!But errr~~~

H.J, errrrrmmm~~how do i say this~~
errrmmm~~~dunno how to tell u mehn,

oNe

LWKMD,
too bad im joinin the fun this late.
So dem don find d 6th stalker?

oNe

eldee:
@tosin
Yo . . . could you please help me wiv sumn.
I'll be on YiM, if you don't mind logging in.

@DBR
Are you going to investigate this one too??

Ma radar is up already!

oNe

slimshay:
Na wa oh, you cant say anything again dem go say na dem you dey talk to. M9 has been throwing subliminals before Rugged saw his first tape deck.  

Now Tosin go say na him i dey talk to.  

If M9 says. . .I poo on you, una go run go buy toilet roll, na wa oh. News Flash: Modenine is done with Rugged, capisce!!!! We dont tussle with undeveloped muscles. This beef is hOVA.

But this not a plea we are copping, we just willing to be the bigger man,  . .chei sorry, dat was from Em. But you git the picture.

Na so ooo!
i said it smtimes back that im sure if they play Malcom IX,
pple like tosin and Aldon will tell u M9 was takin shot @ RM.
It's just so appallin'!
I guess it's one of the cross of sm1 know to  battle rap.

oNe

tosinaded@:
DBR all that rubbish u posted makes no sense to me!

Go listen to the song and tel me wut u thnk!

And 4 u sayn its subliminal,why does his own always tending towards rugged?

U know wat im very confidence of?
pple dont just gloss over ma post in here,
cos they kno i give facts.
So go ahead call it rubbish all u want
doesnt take away from the truth i speak.

SK dissin sm1 who has no issue wit him on record, tweeter, FB, and u see nothin wrong.
As a pro, M9 subliminaly disses on record sm1 that called him names on interviews and records and u havin diarrhea??,
good luck to u Tosin.


oNe

tosinaded@:
Our relationship is tennis,luv means nothing : modenine - knight house street scriptures!

P.s
listend to this song and really i wldnt blame ruggedman 4 puting up the status he put up abt modenine rapping abt him. . .this dude irritates me jare,he's beginning to sound gay!
Like he takes every opportunity on the mic to take cheap shots!
Misplaced priorities.

#itsnaija

Na wa ooo.
I think Java is to RM as Tosin is to M9, for real.

I wonder y u havent classified SK's incessant  jabs as misplaced priority and cheap shot?.
Considerin that M9 got no issue wit SK oo, yet he keeps dissin him.
SK is yet to release an album oo, yet he's dissin M9. But M9 neva do FB status for SK
Are u sayin SK is gayin up on M9 too and beginnin to irritate u as well?
Rmemba wat's good for the goose shoes in also good for d gander sandal.

oNe

Genuflect:
Ofoka and tavarez, na wa for una o. Lmao. Me, I'm homophobic o

oNe

Elrazur!!!
wat r u on about?
U'v always made sense on ur post, but WTF was that last thing u spewed?/
Y givin CPR to a dyin issue??
And y colorin it wit religiousity? Go to d religion thread if u wanna do that puke!
I guess M9 that Java support is Moslem??
i'l pretend u didnt just type all that , hence ma respect for u stil intact.

If i were u i'l take of those post. Ma 5kobo.

oNe

Sure Dagrin is tite, especially if u understand the language.
Nothin do the dude at all.
Howeva, y ref. him 9ja Weezy, didnt quite get that part.

oNe

Now this is Big of you.
Nice one Javalove.


oNe

ofokaofoki:
whatever man , i dont even drink. we may see next year Godwilling i pray we will all be alive . i was there last year too

Ofokafoki? Is that u?
as in the wenge wenge ebora??
ok, i got another nomination.
This is the most unassuming statement from an hyper-assumin-dude on NL

Yea. smday, we'll see.

oNe

H.J:
no mind my unnecessary ginger . . . . I no even know why i talk ind first place . . . I Just read your flows again against crude and i come dey get second tots but anyhow sha, even though i kill myself, i go know say i die for the hand of a true killer . . .

Hmmmm.~~all these psychin'
I justhope u dont hav d picture of RM in ur head while pennin' ur verse
cos i'l be done for.
So, we lookin @ monday? cos thurs and fri i wont be around, and if i pen today
against tmoro, omo, na strait of java influenced comedy i go pen o.

oNe

ofokaofoki:
so dbr u were there too, if i knew u were coming i would have seen u

U were there?
Guess u saw me but didnt figure.
or were u that dude that lost it, seem he had too much henny.
That guy actually danced to all the tracks, and i was like watt! i tot u cant dance to M9 songs

ofoka, confess, t'was u, right. Or thare was a slim dude starrin' at me like he knew me~~
or maybe he just gay~~they like fine dudes u kno, or r u gay?


oNe

javalove:
@DBR and abdulrazaq

do u think i shud state in the apology that i have made a police report (cos i did this morning b4 getting to tha office cos of some heads threatning my life)


#Javalove. . .unless otherwise stated. . .!

Dont restrict your window of advice.
How r u sure i'l give u d best?
Most NLer r smart guyz~~when they wanna be.
Seek the way to go from NLer not just me or abdul~~
u may be shocked that aldon will give the best advice of way to go bout it.
All i'l just say is waeva or howeva u do it, be sincere bout it.

oNe

abdurrazaq:
@DBR!! Digging into your sh/t Not me, you know I'm not 'a stalker' abi you self want to start counting your stalkers now like make i keep my mouth shut before they catapult my pictures to CNN

I just asked because I always heard him saying oNe sometimes at the end of his statements but, the difference is that his own no dey constant as yours because since I dey see your post na only once you forgot to add that thing and Lalaboi quickly came to the rescue
oNe

LOL, ok, i tot u were ma Stalker #22.
I guess i have to make ma self relevant now, so i'l just put it as ma FB status!
Then use a different moniker to post it on NL and presto, im in the new again!!

oNe

khanye:
@DBR

Did M9 perform DB pt.2 ?

He didnt!
He didnt perform all d song tho.

4got ma camera at home, but whoeva took these shot here must
be standin by me, cos that almost the same angle ma shots came from~funny.


oNe

mykali:
   

@DbR
the way you erupt these volcanic lines . . .everybody's afraid of getting scorched

No mind me~~accordin to Fela, all na shakara oloje

oNe

OK, officially, Javalove is the most hilarious individual iv met in recent time.
Cris rock and Dave Chappel, move to d back seat, there's a nu kid on d block.
JAVA is his name!![b][/b]

Imagine the show- JAVALOVE LIVE in Ontario!

oNe

wow!!!
my jaw dropped!
i laffed to a state of sheddin tears!!
gosh, this is F-in hilarious.

Hj, u sure say i fit battle after all these, ma lines go just be like comedy!
Java, java, javaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ~~we await d screen shot of ur apology.


And ALDON,
many pple have scolded, insulted, and commented in here, but there's sth bout u
that sooooo~~dunno wat to call it.
Who u to tell me who i like and dont, ur inability to handle truth is sth U deal wit by urself.
Psychophancy as always demonstrated by u and ur statements make ma skin crawl.

LALABizzle,
u shudnt have directed me here nauuw, i have a battle on ma hand, or was it planned by u and HJizzle?

this is sooooo extremely funny


oNe

lalaboi:
DBR. . . .seen the new drama?

what drama exactly

H.J:
Yo eldee or lala, where y'all at. . I'm suppose to have a battle wit DBR, so pls set up d thread as usual, rap battle forum is gettin too borin. Holla!

H dot J[i]izzle[/i], the way u achin for this battle, i don dey fear o,
seems u really dehydrated and thirsty for blood, and im just the easy prey

lalaboi:
Eldee's into it. . . so u peeps should get your verses ready

New drama t laf fon sha
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-413732.0.html

wats d bold?
Well, i propose 16+16 barz= 32barz full doze!
Chei! its too late i for pull out, i suspect HJ has cooked some "conc" linez
just waitin for an innocent victim to pour it on, y i quick gree sef


oNe

abdurrazaq:
@DBR, do you know HNIC Doc Gee personally or have met him before?
oNe

Is that a trick question?
cos the way dudes be diggin into ma sh[i]i[/i]t now, u think im gold

Errrrmmm, ~~maybe~~~not


oNe

coolguyz:
and i can bet a life on it javalove wasnt at the show. . . . u knw true fans not by mouth.

DBR. . . means the package was up to expectation then. so wen is the album hitting the streets? sure your not able to kip still and take nice pictures wasnt as a result of too much hennessy flowing in your blood stream by then ?

bt why the 'sha'. . . some low points in the show?. . . fill us in!

No low points. The sha was an emphatic sha not the otherway.
Just like u say that car r that babe fine shaaaaa!
i think the only thing was they didnt strt at 8pm, but that is common.
Lol, no be henesesy oo, was just feelin d groove.
Truly, Mode is hiphop! I sh[i]![/i]t u not.

oNe

Was busy rockin the show, i almost 4got i had ma camera.
And when i finally decided to take some shots, they turn out kinda blurry,
cuddnt just keep still, was mad bobbin ma head.
The show rocked sha!
May still upload em tho.

oNe

H.J:
nope bruv . . didnt even get to hear bout it . . . . .and btw . . . dat was one heavy ish u gave crude . . wud mind havin a lil rematch . . tryin to check if the battle feel is still in check and u one dude that scares d hell outta me lately . . u down?

Tot i saw sm1 who looked like u.
Me give u a scare? u just wanna set me up for defeat?
With d last ishh u dropped, H.J u'l always be formidabble opposition/
but maybe now it d time i'l just put u in ur position/(boy dont i just luvvv rhymin)
That culdda been ma openin oo. chei!

Im in dude.
Get Eldee[i]gy[/i] to set up

oNe

H.J,
were u @ d listenin party?
Btw, i aint sendin no one's kid back to they mama in body parts o,
just tryin to make Crude weigh it before he serves it cos he gon eat it too.

oNe