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Politics / Re: Police Teargas Peter Obi Supporters In Ebonyi, Arrest Some (Video, Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:36pm On Sep 17, 2022
CilicMarin:
We have told them severally that Ebonyi and Imo states are not for disobedient miscreants (aka) IPOB terrorists..

Weldone the police for making Ebonyi State safe.
You're a disgrace.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Slept With 2000 People Since Losing My Virginity At 12 — Rapper Diamond by Dcaliphate(m): 6:35pm On Sep 16, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Which kind WAHALA be dis..


I can RELATE though..


This morning around 4am.. I JAZZ in ikeja make I go NACK ASHAWOO..


I JAZZ in the regular ASHAWOO house wey I de always JAZZ in..


NaSo I see one young fine girl stand for door, chai dis girl make SENTENCES well well..


NaSo I reason her and we JAZZ in room. with no offense, my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan..


As this girl wear me CONDOMM, I put PREEK..


my PREEK just enter WAAAA!


TOTTO too wild for a small fine girl..


Another tin wey I notice. her mouth de SMELL like wer MAD WOMEN MESS..


My BLODA na death sentence I de on top that girl ooo!


As I reach house, I gats use WEED water MIX wit SPIRIT and WASH my MOUTH and PREEK!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
No today i see boogy man wey get small prick
Politics / Re: Vote For Competence Not Religion, Ethnicity: Obi Tells Nigerians by Dcaliphate(m): 10:29pm On Sep 13, 2022
Throwback:



Peter Obi you are a chameleon who cannot be trusted.

You are the one running helter skelter to religious worship houses looking for signs and wonders, yet downplaying religion that you project so fiercely.

Your Labour Party ticket is by connection.

You don't even know the party manifesto.

You are a desperate political prostitute who is a placeholder for a Mauritanian Fulani who wants to execute genocide on gays and lesbians like Doyin Okupe's son and Prof. Uju Anya.

Where was your voice and presence during the EndSARS protest by Nigerian youths?

We Nigerian youths will not be decieved by a typical politician that changed party at the 11th hour to avoid failure.
Thunder fire you. Rot in hell Tinubu urchins

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Politics / Re: INEC Delists 1.1 Million Voters Over Double Registration, Ineligibility by Dcaliphate(m): 8:22am On Sep 13, 2022
ityP:



Obi cannot be President. Have sense now, before it is too late
Why can't he be president?

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Council Reacts To Offensive Video By Mr Peter Obi by Dcaliphate(m): 6:26am On Sep 13, 2022
Throwback:
Obi is finished.

See how Obi just disgraced himself and ended his own presidential ambition just like that.

Having read what Obi had to say about el Rufai being in Anambra to support Ngige in 2014, that he will not go to Katsina or Kano, I am certain he is a terrible bigot.

He almost decieved we the youths. Now I remember he was no where to be seen or heard during the EndSARS protest, but wanted to ride the wave for his desperate political prostitution.

Shame on the liar and ticket hunter without any integrity.

The source of the bigotry he quoted and ascribed to his refined opponent, is a Biafran apologist and Labour Party supporter who was poking fun at Yorubas.

But Obi could not verify before referencing it. As always, the lazy 3rd class graduate wanted us to go verify.

Now the result of the verification is out, and it is to the shame of the pathological liar.
You're the one that is finished, you and your generation. All of una wey don chop money wey say e no go better for Nigeria una end is near.
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:58pm On Sep 12, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
This Peter Obituary is more foolish than I thought. The stage go turn to reality and nothing go happen
Try it and see if Nigeria will stand. All of una dey ment
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:57pm On Sep 12, 2022
LeoDeKing:

I dey tell you.

He might have come third, but as it is now, he no go see 6th position. grin

That is what happens when campaign is centred around hate, bitterness and aggression to others rather than selling yourself.

Proudly agbadorian.
That agbado will finally choke you to death
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:55pm On Sep 12, 2022
NwaMamaIwota:
this fat pig should know that this country will blow finally should anything happen to Obi
U be water pikin too?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Stone Of Destiny To Be Transported For Coronation Of King Charles III (Pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:02pm On Sep 12, 2022
oz4real83:
This stone belongs to their ancestors and any king\queen that sits on the stone during inauguration is assumed to have taken over the powers of the ancestors or forebears, this people with their deception cheesy grin, this is a traditional\pagan practice, they want to try and hide the real reason for the action. Don't mind the language they have been employing to disguise all they have been doing since the queen passed on, I have compared some of their actions with what happens when a Benin Oba passes on and I have seen a lot of similarities just that the Binis and other African people are bold enough to call them by their actual names while this "oyibo people" disguise theirs cheesy cheesy grin
grin grin
Politics / Re: "Biafra Agitation Is Dead In The South-East" - Nicholas Ibekwe. by Dcaliphate(m): 9:18am On Sep 12, 2022
Anything that kills business irks the ibos. That's why this is true

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Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Not Her Own – Uju Anya by Dcaliphate(m): 9:13am On Sep 12, 2022
AlfaSeltzer:
Afonja can never be this brave.
i couldn't agree more grin
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Daughter In Ogun, Says ‘I Don’t Know What Came Over Me’ (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:42am On Sep 12, 2022
OLUSEGUN OLUWOLE why
Crime / Re: We Monitor Withdrawers From The Bank, Then Rob Them - Suspect by Dcaliphate(m): 6:29am On Sep 11, 2022
Insecuuuuuu.....insecurity
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's CNN Interview Postponed The Second Time by Dcaliphate(m): 10:34pm On Sep 06, 2022
ifihearam:


SEE THEM
USELESS SENSELESS SET OF OBI LINUS SUPPORTERS..I HATE THEM
Hate your mama!!! Fvcking retarrded bastards that don't want Nigeria to move forward. I hate you!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction On Sunday by Dcaliphate(m): 6:42am On Sep 06, 2022
greggng:


I am.surprise you mentioned Bella...I don't know any one on that list that has fan like Bella...May be phyna and bryann can come closer . The only way Bella will go home is if they evict everybody on that list
Wow
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction On Sunday by Dcaliphate(m): 8:41pm On Sep 05, 2022
Doyin is sure going, she wont survive it, forgerabourit...bella too may go

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Mary Elizabeth Truss Is New UK Prime Minister by Dcaliphate(m): 12:46pm On Sep 05, 2022
Women handle leadership better, men fvck things into the ground

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Health / Re: Man Faints, Dies Of Hunger In Calabar by Dcaliphate(m): 12:24pm On Sep 05, 2022
grin
Politics / Re: Tinubu Met, Resolved Muslim-Muslim Ticket Crisis With CAN Leaders - Leadership by Dcaliphate(m): 7:24am On Sep 05, 2022
Nothing but lies!!!
TV/Movies / Re: Giddyfia Evicted From The Big Brother House by Dcaliphate(m): 7:59pm On Sep 04, 2022
Nawao, this is one of the few guys i like in that house, his laughter makes me laugh no matter how sad i am that day grin grin

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Travel / Re: Man Who Survived 4 Accidents In 1 Year Celebrates Birthday (Graphic Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:23pm On Sep 03, 2022
When u truly pay attention you'll see God is truly faithful

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Politics / Re: The President Nigeria Needs In 2023 – Kukah by Dcaliphate(m): 12:30pm On Sep 02, 2022
OyeofIkoTuN:
Kukah dey find disrespect

and he will get it in abundance

trash
You're a facken dunce

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Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:29pm On Sep 01, 2022
Taiggarr:


Yea..I think I can recollect..
cheesy grin you too talk, shame on you, you're such a woman
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Replies Okowa: Your Wife Represents You In Churches That Celebrate Me by Dcaliphate(m): 8:05pm On Sep 01, 2022
cool
Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:51pm On Sep 01, 2022
Taiggarr:
..

Me and you know its my mom were talking about here
Yea right we know
Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing: I Can Comfortably Buy A Man And Put Him In My House (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 5:23pm On Aug 31, 2022
You'll buy a puppy not a real man, my dear

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Daniella And Dotun Get Intimate Under The Duvet (Photo, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:19am On Aug 31, 2022
I respect you daniella
U too much and u no just send

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Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:11am On Aug 31, 2022
Taiggarr:


I know u meant my mom.

Yea its true she's also a whōre

Take heart bro God knows best
Properties / Re: Many Feared Trapped As Building Collapses In Kano (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:11pm On Aug 30, 2022
Clients, engineers, pls respect standards this is the result of cutting corners in building construction

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Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:39am On Aug 30, 2022
Taiggarr:


See juvenile that won't even vote..
Na your mama be juvenile
Politics / Re: Kashim Shettima Puts On South Eastern Attire (Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:27pm On Aug 29, 2022
If u like dress like bobrisky you guys are going down, instead of APC to be apologising to Nigerians for what they brought upon us these past 7yrs they're canvassing for votes ....ndi ala

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