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TV/Movies / Re: Dotun Wins BBNaija 2022 Week 6 Head Of House Challenge by Dcaliphate(m): 7:19pm On Aug 29, 2022
This should be the horniest set since the inception of big brother

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Religion / Re: Between Clergyman Mike Bamiloye And A Facebook User Asking About Heaven by Dcaliphate(m): 8:39am On Aug 29, 2022
Best reply for the question asked.
When people ask questions to start an unnecessary argument this is how you serve them. �

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Travel / Re: Ogun Government Begins The Rehabilitation Of Sango-Ota Road by Dcaliphate(m): 5:45pm On Aug 26, 2022
The things we have endured as Nigerians ehn....
Travel / Re: Mack Rutherford: 17-Year-Old Pilot Becomes Youngest To Fly Around The World Solo by Dcaliphate(m): 4:55pm On Aug 25, 2022
When u live in a world where dreams easily come true

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Travel / Re: How A Bike-Rider And A Passenger Transported Another Bike (Photo, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:54pm On Aug 25, 2022
Suffer for this country them dey tag am cruise, but truth be say we dey really suffer for this nation

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Obi Cubana, Adeleke, Arthur Eze, Davido Nominated For Man Of The Year by Dcaliphate(m): 3:41pm On Aug 25, 2022
PETER OBI !!!

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Travel / Re: FG Advises Nigerians Against Travelling To Northern Cyprus by Dcaliphate(m): 2:07pm On Aug 25, 2022
Make una FIX NIGERIA!!!
No be say we like to dey move up and down na the hunger and suffer wey too much here na wetin dey pursue us like say we thief

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Politics / Re: NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 2:06pm On Aug 25, 2022
jagorinho:

Competent indeed!! Abeg leave that thrash, you are supporting him because of tribal affiliation, don't be a coward.
Would you support Obi if he was a northerner with similar virtues?
I swear i would.
Politics / Re: NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:15am On Aug 25, 2022
allicare:


What's this one saying? Typical IGBO arrogance and empty foolish pride. Why didn't your governors liberate ýour region first b4 they liberate the whole country? Tell me any outstanding administrators igbo has produced ever. Nonsense
You're unarguably a slowpoke tho but just read and maybe have some sense. The centre will always control every other area in any system. All of your ppl that have been ruling Nigeria from 1999 till date have only managed to run Nigeria into the ground. Give the southeast a chance. The other contestants won't do any better cos they're part of that currupt system that has ruined this nation so far. Why there's so much stupidity in this country is what i don't get. I'm not supporting PO cos I'm igbo, its because he's competent.
Politics / Re: NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:07am On Aug 25, 2022
Preyetonye:
Oga what's the difference between its the turn of South east to rule and emilokan?
Between a younger vibrant visionary & an old shaky thief,. .The difference is clear.
Politics / Re: NBA Conference: Nigerians lack heroes - Chimamanda Adichie (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:17am On Aug 25, 2022
The ibos Nigerians keep putting down are the only ones that can save them. If una like make una vote tinubu or atiku, na una go still suffer am.

Everyone knows PO is the best candidate and its the time for the SE to rule but this money politics here is blinding them, till another 8yrs of suffering that may end Nigeria na when una eye go clear.

Some of you here supporting APC for presidency may not be alive to see the end of the Tenure you want to vote in. Save yourself. Take back Nigeria. Do the right thing.

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi: Labour Party Now Mass Movement by Dcaliphate(m): 7:13am On Aug 24, 2022
Throwback:


What about Anambra salvation?

Oh I understand.

Peter Obi was not visiting churches then as Governor.

Instead of last chance, this na serious one chance.

A candidate that does not even know the manifesto of his party.

He found a party with easy ticket and the desperate ticket hunter without any integrity or credibility jumped at the offer.

Atiku will soon pass the baton of chief political prostitute to Obi.
Both you and those sponsoring you will die so that this country can live.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Has Introduced Emilokan & Olule To Yoruba Dictionary – Obasanjo by Dcaliphate(m): 12:35pm On Aug 20, 2022
apache22b:
That's exactly how good governance starts

Obidient's urchins should thread carefully to avoid heart attack after Tinubu has been declared the next President of Nigeria

In terms of intelligence, Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins are no where near Tinubu

In terms of innovation, Peter Obi has nothing upstairs.

In terms of equity and fairness, Peter Obi and his Obidient urchins have failed woefully in that area .

Even in terms of eloquence and vibrancy, Peter Obi and his uneducated urchins are nothing but local traders in Alaba market .

Tinubu has promised us steady power supply and he's the one god has ordained to come to our rescue .

Lagos is the most organised and secured State in Nigeria courtesy of Bola Ahmed Tinubu . Check statistics for confirmation

@Falseprophet1 come out from your shell and tell the Obidient's urchins the truth.

Let us all be guided and do the right thing to embrace Bola Ahmed Tinubu the one and only fit for the office of the President

The Obidient's will never succeed in deceiving us this time around

Tinubu we await your administration
Chai, no wonder this country no fit better
Politics / Re: Peter Obi, Wike Meetings: You Shouldn’t Sleep Well – Ohuabunwa Tells Atiku by Dcaliphate(m): 11:35pm On Aug 17, 2022
Pandev:
what's this clown capping? grin
I wish seun create a section where we can bet, I would bet Obi won't make top 2 in the coming presidential election, I go borrow like 1m from lapo microfinance bank, use am bet, na sure win cheesy
Lols, try am, na you go cry
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Bola Tinubu And Obasanjo In Abeokuta by Dcaliphate(m): 11:06pm On Aug 17, 2022
Miroslavv:


I bet they have stolen your destiny
Zombie, keep being a fool.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Defeat Tinubu, Not ₦50 Billion – Peter Obi’s Camp Replies Fayose by Dcaliphate(m): 2:57pm On Aug 17, 2022
CommonSense1967:
This mumu pathological liar Peter Obi- tuary is a joker. Which Nigerians is this fool talking about, the same ones that will vote in Bola Hamed Tinubu as the next president of the federal Republic of Nigeria?

Obi tuary and Obi diots will be lucky to win a single state because even those in the SE will eventually vote for Atiku their Fulani lord.
How one sounds when they speak from their haenos
Politics / Re: Pictures Of Bola Tinubu And Obasanjo In Abeokuta by Dcaliphate(m): 2:51pm On Aug 17, 2022
A TALE OF TWO THIEVES

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Politics / Re: Girl Killed By Stray Bullet In Orlu As Unknown Gunmen Clash With Soldiers PHOTOS by Dcaliphate(m): 12:57pm On Aug 16, 2022
May your soul RIP dear. Nigeria failed you.
The same APC in whose watch Nigeria is turning to a war zone still has the guts to campaign and ask us to vote them again. God forbid!

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Food / Re: Lady Regrets The N18k Worth Of Pepper Soup She Ordered (Photos, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:01am On Aug 15, 2022
entirely not possible unless you just allowed someone rip you off. That thing can't be worth more than 5k for any reason
Romance / Re: Why Married Men Will Never Stop Chasing Younger Girls- Blessing CEO by Dcaliphate(m): 1:58pm On Aug 12, 2022
Old gist abeg, man wey go cheat go cheat with or without a good excuse

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Politics / Re: 2face: Leave Buhari Alone, Hold Your Governors, Reps & Senators Accountable by Dcaliphate(m): 10:19pm On Jul 28, 2022
bennybuhari:
So says the Coward who organised a protest and chickened out
If u were threatened like he was you'll chicken out too
Travel / Re: UK Truck Driver Who Killed 3 People While Watching Porn Gives A Tearful Apology by Dcaliphate(m): 4:32pm On Jul 28, 2022
Righteousness2:
Fleee from all appearances of Evil (the devil).
It will always end in tears, regret, Pains and Destruction.

The thief ( Devil )cometh not, but for to steal, and to kill, and to destroy.
John 10:10a

No be lie bro

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Food / Re: Simple Cheap But Very Rich And Delicious White Rice With Vegetable Stew Pics. by Dcaliphate(m): 3:30pm On Jul 26, 2022
op u sabi better food. Keep it up. I hope you have your pvc too or you've registered.

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Politics / Re: A Bride Campaigns For Labour Party's Peter Obi On Her Wedding Day (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:34am On Jul 26, 2022
PandoraObi:
Still Igbo matters, they doing everything to trend, well only about 10% of northerns are on social media, how is the online president of Igbo land going to reach them.
oponu
Religion / Re: Marine Spirit/spiritual Husband: Your Experience by Dcaliphate(m): 9:10am On Jul 22, 2022
nadisms:


Hello bro, how do I reach out to you?

Politics / Re: Abiola's Family Slams David Hundeyin, Calls Him A Fake News Peddler by Dcaliphate(m): 6:44am On Jul 20, 2022
doggedfighter:


Is cow called enyi in Igbo?
Don't mind the fool. Cow is 'efi'
'Enyi' is elephant

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Family / Re: How to Make Tiger Nuts Drink At Home by Dcaliphate(m): 6:20pm On Jul 14, 2022
FalseProphet1:
Very soon, coke, Fanta and other soft drinks would be abandoned by Nigerians because of the rising cost. I see Nigerians embracing offio (tiger nut) juice.

This I have seen.
Tigernut juice is more expensive bro

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Food / Re: How I Cook Special Ogbono Soup That Make People Bite Their Fingers (pic & Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:53am On Jul 04, 2022
If the total cost is more than N400 I'm not interested
Crime / Re: Catholic Priest Jailed For 30 Years For Murdering Albino In Malawi (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:30pm On Jun 28, 2022
Nawao

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Politics / Re: Buhari To Swear In Justice Ariwoola As CJN Today by Dcaliphate(m): 10:08am On Jun 28, 2022
Tissaia:
sounds about right. "Stale pap" it's. Hint; You that have fresh pap inside your head, next time don't reply someone with "stale pap" inside their head find someone with fresh instead. You wanna chill with your mate isn't that right. I know, I know, I sound crazy cus you know "stale pap" and shit
grin you just sound senile. U need to have your cranium checked.
Politics / Re: Buhari To Swear In Justice Ariwoola As CJN Today by Dcaliphate(m): 12:13pm On Jun 27, 2022
Tissaia:
Wish him success. as far as he is not one of IPOB terrorists. We're down with it. Cus Our hate for IPOB is legendary. Like who in their right mind will forgive what happened to Sir AT balewa and sardauna. That's like asking the Jews to forgive holocaust and shit.

Sidebar: Sir. Winston Churchill will definitely agree with me in his grave on this one
When you have stale pap in your head instead of a brain, that's how you sound.

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Travel / Re: Man Dies As His Car Runs Under Parked Trailer Along Benin-Ore Road (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:05pm On Jun 27, 2022
daddytime:
Kai....

Fatigue leading to sleeping on steering, most likely...
Whenever I'm travelling or driving long distances, if i get dizzy at a point driving along the road,..omo, i stop by at a bar or restaurant, eat, drink and really rest and chill out b4 continuing, very important o, cos 2secs of closing of eyes can lead u straight to your maker

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