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Business / Re: Fire Guts Nyanya Market, Abuja, Several Shops Burnt by Dcaliphate(m): 5:33am On Nov 24, 2021
Nawao, in these fvcking hard times, my heart goes out to the victims, my pocket would have gone out to them too but i no get money

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Romance / Re: Belgian Man Gifts His 21-Year-Old Kenyan Girlfriend ₦500 Million (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:02am On Nov 23, 2021
siofra:
Omo this white men are trying o grin grin grin

The other day one was telling me he will sell his soul to have me come to America grin

With the way you're looking on your dp its hard to blame him
Politics / Re: Enugu Moves To Restore Recreation Parks To Original Purpose by Dcaliphate(m): 5:52am On Nov 23, 2021
Gburu gburu no dey try for Enugu hooohaa

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Celebrities / Re: Davido & Crew Fight In Dubai Club (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 2:58pm On Nov 22, 2021
Nigerians go dey carry their madness dey spread all over the place, dey cause problems for other Nigerians wey dey find visa

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Family / Re: Married People Revealed The Darkest Secrets They've Been Keeping. by Dcaliphate(m): 3:06pm On Nov 21, 2021
The so much secrets and fvckery that makes marriage scary

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Career / Re: The Pros And Cons Of being an Uber or Bolt driver by Dcaliphate(m): 3:05pm On Nov 21, 2021
mu2sa2:
Fvck yourself first and come back here to tell us.
Aboki.
Go fvck a maloo, a goat or whatever
Just get the fvck out of my mention.
Career / Re: The Pros And Cons Of being an Uber or Bolt driver by Dcaliphate(m): 1:28pm On Nov 21, 2021
Fvck Buhari.

Like if you agree.

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Politics / Re: Digital Literacy: FG To Facilitate Exchange Program For Professional Teachers by Dcaliphate(m): 5:47am On Nov 21, 2021
This is not the solution.
Tin of liquid peak milk is now N300.
Goat don reach 70k.
Prices of everything is going thru the roof.
Kidnappings and insecurity now the new normal
FG is busy chasing shadows and can't get a single thing right.
May this country not implode. Amen.

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Religion / Re: Is Church Wedding Important? by Dcaliphate(m): 12:02am On Nov 21, 2021
Righteousness2:
If you Claim to Believe in JESUS Christ! It is.

GOD is a GOD of Order.
The Church is the Body of Christ and JESUS Christ is the Head of the Church.
GOD ALMIGHTY is the Institutor of the Marriage Institution. In Ephesians, HE likened the Love a Man should have for His wife to that HE has for the Church.
The Church is the representative of Christ on Earth.
If you claim to Believe in JESUS Christ, it is Very Important to for you to be joined by His body.
So all the people that married in the old testament married wrong?? So our fathers that married b4 the white man came married wrong too? Pls explain
Politics / Re: Bode George: PDP Must Conduct Fresh Convention If North Picks 2023 Ticket by Dcaliphate(m): 6:30am On Nov 15, 2021
Give us ibo president or give us lefelendum, peliod!!!! tongue

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Crime / Re: My Girlfriend Refused To Have Sex With Me by Dcaliphate(m): 7:15am On Nov 09, 2021
crackhaus:

Always ensure you have another woman somewhere — one with whom you've developed a good friendship with over a period of time, and with whom you can have sex with without any commitments.

Unless you're not that kind of guy who has a lot of female friends, having one among them who can have casual sex with you should not be so difficult.

The point here is, don't go and rape/kill someone's daughter just because she didn't give you sex, I take God beg you.
Get it elsewhere if you can't hold yourself.

Enough is a word for the wise... lipsrsealed
The only mature advice here so far.....cos even if she finds out she wont even blame u cos she'll feel she made u go outside cos she refused to give it to you. Only a hungry dog goes outside to eat shit
Sports / Re: Xavi Becomes FC Barcelona's New Coach by Dcaliphate(m): 5:38am On Nov 06, 2021
Good luck Barca.

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Politics / Re: Ugwuanyi Visits Nza Street Accident Scene, Survivors In Hospital by Dcaliphate(m): 6:24am On Nov 05, 2021
Devil go just dey begin work overtime...passed there that evening, i was shocked. My heart goes out the families that lost ppl and to the wounded survivors.
May God help us never to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. Amen
Politics / Re: Anambra Election: US Threatens Visa Ban Against Troublemakers by Dcaliphate(m): 4:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
Choi, pvssy getting tighter by the day

Politics / Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 6:29pm On Nov 02, 2021
BeardedMeat:
I thought you wouldnt find out. grin
grin grin its in the nature of a hoe to farm on any available land bro

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Politics / Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 4:02pm On Nov 02, 2021
BeardedMeat:
What about your olosho customer? Did she travel?
i called she said she was at your place
Politics / Re: Victor Nnam: Enugu Workers Move Against Resigned Lands Commissioner by Dcaliphate(m): 6:21am On Nov 02, 2021
Its 6:21am..... i don't care about another damn corrupt Nigerian politician that'll soon go scot free in this fvcking country, i just woke up to this morning wood and i need to fvccccck till my roof goes off and a bird shits on my head
Education / Re: Obi Mirabel: UNN Student To Be Expelled For Twerking In Bikini In A Competition by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39pm On Oct 29, 2021
FalseProphet1:
I see her sleeping with the dean and other members of the university senate, I see them sweeping the matter under the carpet, I see her going into full time prostitution on campus, I see her unable to graduate with her mates, I see joining Nollywood, I see her in so many sex scandals, I see her becoming a husband snatcher.

This I have seen.
grin grin everytime u go dey see nonsense
Politics / Re: Obituary Of Chioma Chikaodili Mbionwu Killed By Unknown Gunmen In Anambra (Photo by Dcaliphate(m): 2:58am On Oct 27, 2021
OyigboUpdate:


No Nnamdi Kanu failed her. The ESN he created to protect our bushes killed her

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Modified guys this one is small see the men unknown gunmen killed scatter their brain like moi moi yesterday in Ufuma Anambra state while enforcing the sit at home.

See the raw photos in the nairaland thread below.. All done by unknown gunmen for yesterday's sit at home.


https://www.nairaland.com/6820359/sit-at-home-unknown-gunmen-scatter-people
The unknown gunmen are not ESN. They're government sponsored
Romance / Re: 'We Planned Our Wedding On Facebook Without Meeting Till Introduction Day' by Dcaliphate(m): 1:32am On Oct 24, 2021
Richywiz:
Its all rosy until him leak ur sex tape grin
Damn you're so pretty. Can we start planning ours from this Forum?
Food / Re: Alligator Was Killed In My Neighborhood Today by Dcaliphate(m): 3:43am On Oct 23, 2021
Blessing185:
Holy gram
This ain't alligator
This is monitor lizard aka komodo dragon
Wtf man..
Its purely a monitor lizard not a comodo dragon, there's a different... wtf man
Sports / Re: Paul Onuachu: Tottenham Join Teams Interested In Nigerian And Genk Striker by Dcaliphate(m): 5:50am On Oct 22, 2021
At 6ft 7 he's really tall. I hope Tottenham buys him

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Romance / Re: How Did You Find Out Your Partner Was Cheating? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:37am On Oct 22, 2021
Mercychen:


It's not really because of breakup. I mean... I initiated the break-up. So..

The thing is, I've come to realize that im more at peace when I'm not in a relationship than when I'm in one. At least, I can think straight and focus better on my job than having one guy disturbing me with calls, monitoring my movement and always wanting me around him.



Hmn, what if those are the only breed of men that come to you? Does it mean u won't marry?
TV/Movies / Re: Alec Baldwin Fatally Shoots Woman With Prop Gun On Movie Set by Dcaliphate(m): 5:09am On Oct 22, 2021
So sad.
Politics / Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 9:17pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
arindin Omo Igbo
Go detonate elsewhere please I'm not with your 7virgins
Politics / Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
dumb ass stupid nigga

How is my question related to your dumb statement?
Abdel-whatever get out of my mention if u have nothing meaningful to say, u and your pedophile master
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Panic Buying In IMO State Over IPOB's Order by Dcaliphate(m): 6:08pm On Oct 21, 2021
GetMeRight:


What happened at the Lekki Tollgate, tell us?
Go and ask Fashola let him tell you what you're itching to hear
Politics / Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 6:06pm On Oct 21, 2021
abdelrahman:
so how is islamize related to the stupid sh.it u spewed out?
Na 7 virgins dey move you, find somewhere go detonate yourself stu.pid bloodsuckers
Politics / Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 6:23am On Oct 21, 2021
Hammyaladin:
you guys insult too much!! Honestly!
grin
Politics / Re: Sit-At-Home: Panic Buying In IMO State Over IPOB's Order by Dcaliphate(m): 4:49am On Oct 21, 2021
After everything you've been seeing happening in this country and after what happened at Lekki Toll Gate on 20-10-2020 if you still believe this country doesn't need to break up then you need to get your head checked. Majority of the police brutality victims are Yorubas and Ibos. God bless ipob, God bless Oduduwa Nation. Let this Nigeria of the Hausa/fulani stay on their own alone.

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Politics / Re: CBN: Enaira Will Make Government Be Able To Send Payments To Citizens Directly by Dcaliphate(m): 4:46am On Oct 21, 2021
Lets hope this never holds sway, cos more bankers are about to lose their jobs if this comes to stay

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Politics / Re: President Buhari & Wife, Aisha Share A Close Moment Together At The State House by Dcaliphate(m): 4:37am On Oct 21, 2021
If una don dey conclude on how to finally islamize this country make una tell us on time oh. Buhari is a very useless president tbh. President wey get sense for use this endsars memorial day address the youth and gain back their confidence a bit. But this one's head is so empty, if u drop a pin on buhari's head, it will echo

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