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Politics › Re: Obiano Reacts To Pro-Biafra Protest In Onitsha - Vanguard by Dcaliphate(m): 7:16am On Dec 03, 2015
Saturn213:
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Anambra should apologize to the Northerners for destroying their mosque

How long can this continue?

The SE Governors have to go to the North to appease them in order to avoid a reprisal

IPOB should think before they act!!
r u not a f.ool? How many churches have been burnt in the north by the hausas over silly riots on countless occasions in d past? How many have been apologized for? If u dont know what to type, stay put, read and think!
Science/Technology › Re: Top 10 Most Mysterious Planets (known) In The Observable Universe by Dcaliphate(m): 5:50pm On Dec 02, 2015
hahn:
AM I really...... *bursts into tears*
That's freaking gay! angry
Health › Re: 19,396 Test HIV Positive In Niger State – Perm Sec by Dcaliphate(m):
Baba, no let shobosho finish boys abeg!!!
Romance › Re: Top 10 Signs He Is Only Keeping You For Sex by Dcaliphate(m): 4:43pm On Nov 30, 2015
I wana see top ten signs she is only keeping him for money...

End time relationships sha
Business › Re: If You Know Any Filling Station Selling Above Pump Price(n87) Call These Numbers by Dcaliphate(m): 3:32pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lol, for Nija? u can be sure u r oyo
Education › Re: Public Primary School In Manchester (pix) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:04pm On Nov 29, 2015
I want Nigeria to go into extinction, no Nation like ours have any reason to treat humans the way she does.
Crime › Re: Sex With Prostitute Sends Married Man To Jail In Abuja by Dcaliphate(m): 12:00pm On Nov 24, 2015
KashyBaby:
2k naira? Tats cheap and he cudnt pay it after he used her? She better cut his eggplant so he will learn something...stup!dass
Your nose doesnt seem 'Filippina' thats if at all u r d one in the pix.
Career › Re: Sleep With Me Or I Fire You - My Female Boss. by Dcaliphate(m): 12:16pm On Nov 20, 2015
If u love your dear wife, don't do it. Besides sleeping wif her diesnt guarantee u keep ur job either. She will respect u and keep u if u tender ur resignation.
Foreign Affairs › Re: 170 People Hostage In Mali, At Radisson Blu Hotel by Dcaliphate(m): 12:15pm On Nov 20, 2015
DrDauda:
And yet we claim to have a president.
Clueless buhari is a failure
Hahhahaaaa, u r a fool!!!
Romance › Re: Help! Can’t Satisfy My Girlfriend Who Wants Sex Every Night- BUNMI COLUMN by Dcaliphate(m): 11:43pm On Nov 19, 2015
She has an overly high libido. She needs some therapy or deliverance
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Hakeemeffect: Advanced Nollywood Special Makeup Effect [ Graphic Images] by Dcaliphate(m): 9:08pm On Nov 17, 2015
kekakuz:
[size=20pt] reminds me of what they did to the igbos during the Civil War
It's about to happen again if those igbos don't learn

Is this what you want
Answer me
Is this what you want,? [/size]
when f.ools speak, u cant but notice, cos they need everyone to acknowledge their folly
Career › Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:18pm On Nov 17, 2015
Icecomrade:
Lolz

During my interview with a commercial bank in 2008, I stated I know how to use Microsoft word and Excel

I prayed they wouldn't ask me to practicalize like some of the candidates that went in before me.

I learnt on the job afterwards. Right now am a guru.

I don't think I have anyone on Nairaland who can challenge me

think again
Family › Re: Cobra And Monitor Lizard Killed In A Bed Room by Dcaliphate(m): 10:37pm On Nov 16, 2015
crazy man!!!
Health › Re: How Doctor’s Negligence Made Me Impotent (pictured) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:03pm On Nov 14, 2015
so sorry man! no more meaningful shobosho for u
Health › Re: Boy Suffers Ruptured Intestines After Father’s Brutality (pictured) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:56pm On Nov 14, 2015
see his face!! frustration written all over. Fool taking his frustration out on a poor kid.
Politics › Re: Exposed! Power Play Behind Buhari’s Super Ministers’ Appointments: Punch by Dcaliphate(m): 12:54pm On Nov 14, 2015
what do u expect? its politics
Celebrities › Re: Photos From DJ Cuppy's Birthday Party by Dcaliphate(m): 1:55am On Nov 14, 2015
FriedPlantain:
Op is obviously misinformed or just ignorant. That Otedola's "small phone" will conveniently buy hundred of your phones with enough change still remaining.

Those phones you are seeing cost over 2 million naira each. The name of the phone is called Vertu
vertu fire! those phones are Nokia Phones, the one on the left is called 'Nokia mistake' or Nokia 6230i, no fool anybody abeg
Properties › Re: I Feel Cheated After Months Of Hardwork, I Need Your Opinion by Dcaliphate(m): 2:28pm On Nov 11, 2015
pray, fast, meet a strong man of God, he will call u and beg u to take ur money
Crime › Re: Man Dies Few Weeks After Raping His Sister's Daughter by Dcaliphate(m): 7:25am On Nov 11, 2015
politricks:
Which one do we write now 'Rest in peace' or 'Rest in pieces'?.
rest in pvssy
Romance › Re: When She Calls Out Your Bestfriend's Name During Sex by Dcaliphate(m): 8:27pm On Nov 10, 2015
What? pop out some cream, get hard and get back to work, u r BJ (bLOwwJoB) remember?
TV/Movies › Re: Nollywood Actresses Get Buried Alive In New Movie Scene (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:23pm On Nov 08, 2015
the last girl in the last pix though, bustilicious! grin
Family › Re: PHOTO: This Beautiful Girl Is Missing by Dcaliphate(m): 6:20pm On Nov 08, 2015
hinwazaka:
The way Yorubats judge beauty is irritating. This girl is clearly a ugly monkey. The title should have just been " This girl is missing". The OP is probably the boyfriend. He shouldn't worry, his girlfriend is probably being gangraped by some nefarious agberos. When they are through with her, they will send her back to him. Its a typical practice in ODUDUWA land.
someone is missing for heaven's sake, u r here talking trash.
Celebrities › Re: Grace Atinuke-Oyelude, First "Miss Nigeria" Beauty Queen At 84 by Dcaliphate(m): 8:08am On Nov 08, 2015
still looking strong at 84. Ma u lived a good life. Wish you more blissful years.
Politics › Re: Britain Toys With Woes Of Another Biafra War - Sun Newspaper by Dcaliphate(m):
i believe biafra should go, but only via unanimous agreement of ibos in Nigeria, a vote can be cast or something, because, believe me, a lot of ibos here with us think biafra is a scam and are hoping it never works out for Biafra.
Travel › Re: 5 Things Not To Do In A Lagos Mainland Taxi by Dcaliphate(m): 3:29pm On Nov 06, 2015
6. Never reply to discussions in d taxi about some unwashed dollar notes, u may end up emptying ur account when u get hypnotized.
Travel › Re: Nigerian Brushing His Teeth On London Train, Video & Photos Go Viral by Dcaliphate(m): 3:26pm On Nov 06, 2015
anything about Naija dey go viral, anyhow u see it, we make the news.... proudly Naija grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife Celebrate Wedding Anniversary by Dcaliphate(m): 10:46am On Nov 06, 2015
Our5k:
I hope Nairaland will show me on the front page the day Buhari finally decides to pay me my 5k
all of u clamouring for 5k be careful, the stampede that'll result from that pay day will kill many
Music/Radio › Re: Top 20 Songs You Must Have On Your Playlist by Dcaliphate(m): 7:06pm On Nov 05, 2015
Durentt:
bcuz u are tryin to downgrade me as a radio user.
ha! since when has it become downgrading to listen to your radio?!
Crime › Re: Boys Killed During Initiations In Kogi by Dcaliphate(m): 5:25pm On Nov 05, 2015
ozo13:
.u r seeing kabba on d post nah.abi dey program ur brain so that anytime u read anything abt kogi state. Na okene u go blame am on
e be like say u come from okene grin, sorry o, ur thieving brothers don dabaru una name finish, not my fault.
Crime › Re: Boys Killed During Initiations In Kogi by Dcaliphate(m): 11:51am On Nov 05, 2015
just after sec schl, nawao, okene is a very bad area sha, road travellers know better
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Chijioke Who 'Heals' Women By Sucking Breast Opens Church In Kenya(audio) by Dcaliphate(m): 11:22am On Nov 05, 2015
Mr pastor dont forget that for men, it is by the d*ck u get ur 'fulfilling' pls come suck ma d*ck!!.. oniranu
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Bayern Munich Vs Arsenal : UCL (5 - 1) On 4th November 2015 by Dcaliphate(m): 10:42pm On Nov 04, 2015
and Bayern munched that arse anal

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