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Crime › Re: Man faces trial after marathon sex with prostitute over missing N90k (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:09am On Jan 14, 2016
amtaken:
Ndi Imo ndi ala bu otu.
They said he is from Abia State! r u blind or something?!
Romance › Re: Conversation Between A Girl And Her Desperate Toaster (hilarious Snapshot) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:18pm On Jan 13, 2016
Professional toaster spotted.
Politics › Re: How Jonathan Reacted To The $2b Arms Procurement Scandal In Nov 2015 by Dcaliphate(m): 12:35pm On Jan 13, 2016
I just love how this man speaks
Investment › Re: Stock Market Shareholders Lose N108billion To Forex Suspension by Dcaliphate(m): 12:25pm On Jan 13, 2016
When the money was flowing in I had no idea, now that its lost i domt think i should give a rat's behind about it.
Politics › Re: Army Secretary Who Couldn't Find Buhari's Certificate Retired - Sahara Reporters by Dcaliphate(m): 12:20pm On Jan 13, 2016
ShowYourCertificate:
This Buhari's Certificate saga is still an embarrassment to this country. How can a whole president of a country be certificateless? It's sounds funny grin but is not funny angry
Leave it like that, let it be a signboard to the world that anything goes down here
Crime › Re: New Born Baby Dumped At Iyana Ipaja Market (photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:00am On Jan 13, 2016
enieme:
sometimes I feel animals have more compassion than us humans
are you just realising thathuh
Business › Re: Naira Crashes Even Further To 300 Against Dollar by Dcaliphate(m): 7:52am On Jan 13, 2016
Still waiting for Buhari's mindless promise to make N1=$1
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Strolls With His Dog In Front Of His Apartment (photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:04am On Jan 13, 2016
NemzySeries:
Also got 1 for ma sef yesterday & hiz name is SCOTT
lovely dog
Celebrities › Re: Flavour Strolls With His Dog In Front Of His Apartment (photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:03am On Jan 13, 2016
kilode100:
This Guy can't dress to save his life. Wtf!!

Okoro feeling funky
jealousy will kill you, literally.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo Looking Super Chic In New Photo by Dcaliphate(m): 1:33am On Jan 13, 2016
refiner:
she looks like me lipsrsealed
that's you flattering ini. To me u look more beautiful.
Politics › Re: Psychiatric Test To Be Conducted On Serving Policemen, Recruits – IGP by Dcaliphate(m): 1:30am On Jan 13, 2016
hisgrace090:
It's long overdo, let there be no exemption.
overdue sir, you are welcome
Celebrities › Re: Late Dede One Day's Burial: Family Releases Date by Dcaliphate(m): 9:04am On Jan 11, 2016
endtimesblog:
So dem never bury dis guy since last year??

I dont know why xtians behave dis way..

Person don die bury him simple as ABC...


Inalilahi wahi na li rajium...


Every soul shall taste death!!!
What is this one saying?
Car Talk › Re: [photos] Supercars Spotted In Lagos by Dcaliphate(m): 12:55am On Jan 11, 2016
missdebs:
only in the center of excellence, children of hate keep off this thread
B4 u start making unnecessary noise better ask about the owners of the cars. grin
Car Talk › Re: Bodies Burnt Beyond Recognition In Enugu Multiple Car Accidents(Graphic Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:40am On Jan 11, 2016
Zoharariel:
Buhari will repair only SS roads for now. SE roads can wait until Nnamdi Kanu & his followers learn their lessons. grin
I guess your happy seeing this tragedy. God have mercy on u.
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Dcaliphate(m): 12:02pm On Jan 10, 2016
Addicted2Women:
These are all bullshit.
Telling me how Jesus feed 1 million people with a loaf of bread and five fishes.
This was similar story they told us in primary school how the tortoise fell from heaven and cracked it's shell that's why it's shell is still in patches.

Fictional stories that never happened.

The most annoying thing is "They keep showing us a picture of an insane man" and tell us this is Jesus Christ.
Jesus was allegedly born around 1245, that's about 5 million years ago, when there was no camera.
How did you come up with a picture of a man who died 5 million years ago when there was no camera ??

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.
Its over 2000 years ago not 5million.
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Dcaliphate(m): 11:58am On Jan 10, 2016
Bakrabas:
u dis xtians smtyms,ok if jesus brok d law of biology tru virgin mary wat wil u say abt adam n eve dat didnt pass tru anytin...lol
God created Adam and Eve.
Christianity Etc › Re: 6 Laws Broken By Jesus Christ In The Bible by Dcaliphate(m): 11:57am On Jan 10, 2016
mrphysics:
state the law of physics broken by Christ.
The law of gravitational pull on you when you dare to walk on the water in any river near u.
Christianity Etc › Re: Church Locks Out Commercial Sex Workers From New Year’s Eve Service by Dcaliphate(m): 11:51am On Jan 10, 2016
Addicted2Women:
Religion is fake.

Church is fake.

Jesus Christ is fake.

Mohammed is fake.

Hell is fake.

Heaven is fake.

When was Jesus Christ born ??
Was there any camera during his existence ??

How do you come up with the picture of an insane man dressed in White and red robe, who was born 6 million years ago when there was no camera and tell me this is Jesus Christ.

Fucck out of here with that bullshit.
Pls kontinu, i will be a fool to try to advice u to change ur views. The signs of the time r glaring, even your comment is one of the signs. I pray you wont be around the day your CNN will make a confusing report on Massive Disappearance of People worldwide. On that will many regret, eyes will be opened. Call me brainwashed, yes. I will rather make heaven brainwashed than suffer eternal damnation in all my 'wisdom'..
Politics › Re: Jim Nwobodo Marries Patricia After Dumping PDP For APC Today(pic by Dcaliphate(m): 2:10am On Jan 10, 2016
publicenemy:
NIGERIAN POLITICIANS ARE ILLITERATE AND POSSES NO SHAME OR DIGNITY.POLITICS SHOULD BE ABOUT IDEOLOGIES. BUT IN NIGERIA ITS ABOUT SHARING THE MONEY AND BEING WITH THE RULING PARTY.
Bro, u have said it all. Well said.
Romance › Re: What This Guy Posted On Facebook About Sex ( PHOTO ) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:01am On Jan 09, 2016
Its not your fault, girls here are fond of demanding from us for what their lineage can not afford.
Romance › Re: Girls, Keep Your Virginity! by Dcaliphate(m): 12:31pm On Jan 08, 2016
Shortyy:
grin ask lalasticlala
bad attitude confirmed
Crime › Re: My Ex Lied That I Raped Her by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39am On Jan 08, 2016
pretydiva:
U see wey tin ur d.ick almost land u 2..next time use ur sense
sometimes I wish we could unplug this d.ick and lock it away maybe in a bank or something and leave it there for years. Honestly.
Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon's Son, Musa, Returns After 22Years In Prison by Dcaliphate(m): 5:49pm On Jan 06, 2016
DuchessLily:
OK. Welcome back

Hope the godfathers of politics won't push u in as presidential candidate come 2019
If they push him in all we have to do is push him out, things are not the same as b4
Celebrities › Re: Davido Hospitalized, About To Be Discharged by Dcaliphate(m): 1:01am On Jan 06, 2016
make una leave the poor boy alone jare, is it because he is rich?? he only did what ppl do everyday for crying out loud!!! all he did was knack puna!!!
Politics › Re: We Have Used All Channels To Warn Buhari Over Shi’ite Leader – Iran by Dcaliphate(m): 7:48pm On Jan 04, 2016
GBESERE O!!!!
Celebrities › Re: FUNNY MEME'S On The Don Jazzy , Olamide , Headies Saga by Dcaliphate(m): 8:06pm On Jan 02, 2016
nikkypearl:
Make una lv Dija nd her chest/boobz naa!kilode !! angry angry
them fools will force the poor girl into contemplating on getting a boob job, i hope she ignores them
Family › Re: My Husband Runs Away From Having Sexual Intercourse With Me: Wife by Dcaliphate(m): 12:25am On Dec 31, 2015
mama777:
you are something else,someones wife.grow up
you are something else,someones husband.grow down
Family › Re: My Husband Runs Away From Having Sexual Intercourse With Me: Wife by Dcaliphate(m): 8:03pm On Dec 30, 2015
Bring your wife make i lash am, no time for stories, konji dey hold guys like this u dey there dey misyarn
Celebrities › Re: Toyin Aimakhu Comes For Fan After Comparison With Linda Ikeji [PICS] by Dcaliphate(m): 9:33pm On Dec 27, 2015
ShakurM:
The fan deserved it! angry , I won't call that a fan sef..
Yea she doesnt act like a fan, she acts like an Air Conditioner
Romance › Re: Guys Are Not Smiling..... Check This Out Lol by Dcaliphate(m): 8:30am On Dec 26, 2015
For how many times now? Mod must be high on xmas chicken
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Blows A Christmas Morning Kiss To You All by Dcaliphate(m): 8:29am On Dec 26, 2015
discoprophet:
which one be lower pair of lips kwa? Abi lips don dey grow for jaw fa?
Those that understand, they know the lips I'm referring to grin
Celebrities › Re: Nadia Buari Blows A Christmas Morning Kiss To You All by Dcaliphate(m):
I will prefer a kiss from your lower pair of lips ma

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