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Peter goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist "Hello, could you give me condom? I'm
going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I
may be in with a chance!".
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as Peter
was going out he returns and says, "Give me another
condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute
too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike
luck there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as
Peter was leaving again he turns back and says, "Give
me one more condom because my girlfriend's mum
is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eye contact and since she invited me for
dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner, Peter sat with his girlfriend on the
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the Dad walks in, Peter lowers his head and
starts the dinner prayer. "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all u've given us".
10minutes after, Peter was still praying "Thank you
Lord for your kindness. ...."
Ten minutes go by, and Peter is still praying, keeping
his head down, very close to the table. They all
looked at each other surprised, and his girlfriend was
even more surprised than others. She gets close to
him and whispered, "I didn't know you are so
religious". Peter with his head still on the table
replies, "I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"

Exactly! Osho baba will just use money to clean her tears! Lol. Now those pix are funny

Some ppl who wuld nt mind a relationship with the gay both guys nd ladies alike will copy his numba frm these screen shots nd give him a tastte of his own medicine

Carrying firewood hairstyle or firewood hairstyle. Lol

londongal03:
your room is tattered

that's a hostel room

Happy married life to them!

:DNow that's some common sense! Lol

It is called Office romance!

Lol! He is damn right!

Now that's hideous!

OMG! Now that is epic! Lol! If it were a movie, it would hv topped the chart nd stayed on the chart for a long time especially here in nigeria! Lol

30 MILLION.

In an oil company, this man was about to receive a
contract of N30 million when his wife called him on
phone.
On phone....
Wife: Woooooooooow, darling I have a very big
surprise for u, I can't believe this.
Husband: wow, ok pls I will call u back, I'm about to
receive a contract of N30 million.
Wife: Darling, it's a good news but this one is very
urgent pls come home now, pls it's VERY URGENT.
Husband: but I'm about to...
Wife: PLS JUST COME HOME BABY, TRUST ME.
Husband: em.. pls my wife just called me for an
urgent thing. Pls grant me d access to go n come
bak quick.
Company: Well, if u leave, I'm afraid of what might
happen to d contract.
The man quickly went home...
Husband: (Seriously sweating): honey why dis urgent
surprise, when I was about to receive a
contract worth 30 million?
Wife: Honey, our troubles are over and God has
finally answered our prayers.
Husband: R u pregnant?
Wife: Haba honey is more than pregnancy, if it's just
pregnancy I wouldn't have disturbed u in your
contract.
Husband: Wow, so what's d surprise?
Wife: (Being happy) Honey, I can't believe this, u
know we have been praying over 6 months now? God
has finally answered us. That Big rat that always
disturb us in the kitchen is finally dead, I called u to
remove it, I'm afraid of
touching rats.
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.
.
.
.
IF YOU ARE THE HUSBAND WHICH ACTION WILL U
DO AT THAT TIME

Na Godwin

Wow! Good! Am happy for her

She was seeking attention, and she found it here on nairaland.

Ok

That's not guessing. She just told him what she wants for her birthday, that's all. Which is not a big deal. Or is it?

victorels:
Even Tola was a judge in Israel.
Judges 10:1
After Abimelech died, Tola son of Puah, son of Dodo, was the next person to rescue Israel. He was from the tribe of Issachar but lived in the town of Shamir in the hill country of Ephraim.

Yeah! Seriously.

now that's serious!

Oga op pls I dnt get it

Like seriously?

Krystalxxx:
Mstcheww don't mind dis o.p . U fine pass Agbani Darego sef . You and I fine pass all the angels in heaven sef Olorun sanu me sha.....

lol! Now that's funny! Can't stop laffing.
That sounds more like a beef! Lol

Selfie craze.

She is pretty but am prettier Even though I no fine

baybeeboi:
i believe you with a whole lot of 0.5%.
Abeg begin find trouble, dat way dem no go relegate you.

lol now that's so funny. Anyway sha am not boring myself!

baybeeboi:
well, av been around .
This one you guess you'll be sent on vacation,hope say you no wan find trouble because Ishilove just d upgrade im rules anyhow and e no favour trouble makers.

noooo, me I no dey find trouble o, instead na dem dey find my trouble. Lol

baybeeboi:
better than some rest rooms.
Wer'v you been.
Hope the MODs didn't send you on vacation

nope the didn't but I guess they will soon. Nd I hv just been hovering around. Hw about ya?

Maybe/maybe not

Why has he turned the toilet to his office na? So he wants to be doing office work in the toilet? I see

If people who are addicted to their phones nd newspaper enter this kain toilet, I tell u they will not come out again!

omooba969:
@bolded,

They met in ur smelly bedroom. Oh, how they met? U arranged it or u don 4get?

Local ODE !

see this romantically bankrupt fool o, u really sound delusional,again its like u have been into slavery for a very long time contrary to what ur name implies,sorry o! I may be wrong but u sound like a saddist, are u one? If YES, pls get off my mention! Illiterate!

Tell us how and where u guys met. That's the only suitable nd romantic explanation nd not why u married her, afterall they say "love is blind"