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That's right in front of my house Op why na?

That's right in front of my house

xender:
see d dirty yanch

"she" is just a poitato

Non of the above

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm. Ghost story

moderation2020:
u wan mak op cont minwhile u neva pay lecture moni (ghosts101 2nd semester)

lol! I go pay when I see the remaining "hand out"

moderation2020:
cont ghost by 12midnite abi?

ehen?

Continue na

I bet that goat head will be tasteless cos it has not been cut and properly cooked

One word, Disgusting!

Biko nu wat happened to deeptesting? I followed his thread for sometime nd I really enjoyed all the updates on cooper and vera. I hope he is well?

9niceguy:
You mean you saw me? Lol

nope not you pls

Hmmmmmmm. I see

RIP to them. They were great men in their field/capacity

He was looking for network

Chanchit:
If you check well this couple would be from Zimbabwe.

or kenya

Lol @ tambering. That really cracked me up

Do they make that much money frm blogging? I mean the competition is stiff now

Hmmmmmmmm. Interesting

COPIED!!!
U GO FEAR ENGLISH......
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back.
2. Stop making noise like empty sardine tins of
milk.
3. Take 5cm wire of my length.
4. All of you stand in a straight circle. 5. Be quiet… the principal just passing away.
6. I have 3 daughters, they are all girls.7. Did you see me on the radio yesterday?
8. Both of the 3 of you, get out of my class.
9. The son of the man is a boy.
10. This is your permanent place, sit here for the mean time.
11. Take the lead and follow me.
12. I would rather kill myself than commit
suicide.
13. She is a boy.
Oya add yours

Op pls God doesn't hate sex, he created it for the purpose of companionship nd procreation. It is the immorality that pre marital sex and other sins the knowledge of sex and its misuse has caused that God hates. And the fact that the original essence of sex has been trampled upon. Pls take note!

It can't be fun, especially for people with cramps and heavy flow, plus the discomfort and not knowing where to start from. Biko count me out

That's an unthinkable thing to do! Where the that thought come from?

Tiffs

Some years ago! I prefer the garri mixed with beans

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See the name of a male shark here, especially for those of us who don't know

A pretty and wealthy woman was serving life
sentence in prison.
Angry and resentful about her plight she had
decided that she would rather die than to live
another year in prison.
Over the years she had become good friends with
one of the prison caretakers. His job, among others,
was to bury those prisoners who died in a
graveyard
just outside the prison walls.
When a prisoner died, the caretaker rang a
bell,which was heard by everyone.
The caretaker then got the body and put it in a
casket. Next, he entered his office to fill out the
death certificate before returning to the casket to
nail the lid shut. Finally, he
put the casket on a wagon to take it to the
graveyard and bury it. Knowing this routine, the
woman devised an escape plan and shared it with
the caretaker;
The next time the bell rang, the woman would
leave her cell and
sneak into the dark room where the coffins were
kept. She would slip into the coffin with the dead
body while the caretaker was filling out the death
certificate..
When the care-taker returned, he would nail the
lid shut and take the coffin outside the prison with
the woman in the coffin along with the dead body.
He would then bury the coffin. The woman having
pre-arranged with the caretaker for special vents
in the coffin knew there
would be enough air for her to breathe until later
in the evening when the caretaker would return to
the graveyard under the cover of darkness, dig up
the coffin, open it, and set her free.
She wld also carry along a small flashlight to cope
with the darkness beneath until the hour of
expected freedom.
The caretaker was reluctant to go along with this
plan, but since he and the woman had become good
friends over the years, and knowing dat he stands
to gain a lot from this pretty and wealthy woman,
he more than agreed to do it.
The woman waited several weeks before someone in
the prison died. She was asleep in her cell when she
heard the death bell ring. She got up and slowly
walked down the hallway. She was nearly caught a
couple of times. Her heart was
beating fast. She opened the door to the darkened
room where the coffins were kept. Quietly in the
dark, she found the coffin that contained the
dead body, carefully climbed into the coffin and
pulled the lid shut to wait for the caretaker to
come and nail the lid shut.
Soon she heard footsteps and the pounding of the
hammer and nails.
Even though she was very uncomfortable in the
coffin with the dead body, she knew that with
each nail she was one step closer to freedom.
The coffin was lifted onto the wagon and taken
outside to the graveyard. She could feel the coffin
being lowered into the ground. She didn't make a
sound as the coffin hit the bottom of the grave
with
a thud.
Finally she heard the dirt dropping onto the top of
the wooden coffin, and she knew that it was only
a matter of time and she would be free at last.
After several minutes of absolute silence, she began
to laugh...happily feeling free already and chanting
she was free! she was free! Feeling curious, she
decided to light the flashlight to find out the
identity of the dead prisoner beside her.
To her horror, she discovered that she was lying
next to the CARETAKER....her only hope to
freedom. Many people believe they have life all
figured out...that they are well connected and can
arrange and pre-arrange things to their favour...
but sometimes it just doesn't turn out the
way they planned it.
Think of a 'Plan B'!!! "I don't know what
tomorrow holds, but I know WHO
holds tomorrow." The Happiest People Don't Have
the Best of Everything, They Just Make The Best
Of What They Have...But at times even the BEST
FAILS...
Only one thing never fails...GOD.
May he never fail you for sharing this message with
a friend. God loves us!

"I HAVE tire to read sef, too much grammer on this thread"