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purplekayc:
They can't leave Nigeria na

Pootle:
like play em go win grammy

Zonefree:
Hilda is no where near being a virgin.

Hilda's body count, if, well utilised, can power about 12 local governments in Kano state.

Codepain:
You didn't parrot Jesus is coming soon again why?
Or like your failed Donald Trump's prophecy. He refused to come again.
Anything your kind support always failed. Isreal's downfall is near It is only a moment remaining but before that we will be patient

Jeon:
The kind of questions some of you ask make me wonder if.......... 😯

iamtardey:
deal with your problem alone.

Shalommy:
Samantha124 your opinion is needed here.

iamtardey:
Man fought till final 💐

incogni2o:
I wonder if they are the ones sick or its you.

why will a right thinking person say exposing is the right way to be beatuful

Shalommy:
She's an ogbanje. Because mad woman can't hurt her baby. Chaiii...

Jeon:
Someone killing herself over what disgust me.

chaii.

Kalatium:
No sooner was I on my way leaving the market, after buying all what I need and ticking all the items on my list than a stranger came out of the blue to accuse me of stealing his penis.

I won't say the state this happened.

At first I didn't clearly understood what he meant because he initially said, I should return what left his body.

What looked like a funny claim in my ear turned serious as he started shouting and calling the attention of passers by. People started encircling us and the guy who accused me said we are going to police station, I was like why will I follow you to station when I didn't do anything wrong.

One of the passers by said I should just follow him if I know I am truly Innocent since the station is not far. I had no choice that to follow them to prove my innocence ( the accuser and the passer-by) with many thoughts on my mind.
On our way I resolved to call all the important people I know that can get me out of this mess. I first dialed my dad's number and started explaining what was going on before the guy said I should cut the call that we must go to that station or else he will collect my phone.

Eventually we arrived there, and met two police men inside the station compound, then my accuser started laying claim of his stolen manhood story. I was called to narrate what happened and I told them I just left the market gate after purchasing all I needed from the market only to be falsely accused.

The two officer took us inside the station to write a statement. After the accuser narrated his story once more, one of the officer was laughing.
The police asked what I do for a living and I told him I am a medical Doctor and the hospital I work. He asked the accuser same question who said he is a university student and doesn't stay far from the market. He asked of both our phone numbers and also gave out his number to us. Then he asked the accuser to put his hand in his trouser to confirm if his manhood is there, the guy touched and the manhood was there.

He then started saying that initially he didn't feel anything there that there have been cases like that in his school and that he was shocked that the thing happened to him that's why he dragged the case to the station.

The police then said that he has been hearing about this stealing of manhood and that people can do diabolical things for money. However, it could also be that his mind might be playing tricks on him as such he felt his penis might be missing when it actuality it is actually there.

The police man said I should go that since the guy has confirmed his penis is intact, there is no case. He said I shouldn't be annoyed that if I were in the guy's shoes I might as well do the same . He also said that it could be that it actually happened but me being there at the wrong time and being there when he felt such that he will easily take the person close by as the culprit. I felt relieved but at the same time angry for been falsely accused and my time wasted for something as dumb as this.

When we were going outside the station, the guy who falsely accused me was dragging his foot and kept working very slow such that I was at a far distance in the front. The passer-by that followed us early was apologizing to me, that I shouldn't be angry.

Damn, I was just feeling different emotions. However, I thank God nothing happened to me ( I wasn't hurt and no mob action or jungle justice), nothing was missing and I came back home safe and fine.

My dad who is in another state got worried when I called earlier. If something had happened to me that guy will have had the worst day of his life. The kind of people that will have come for him eh.

There were 2 things on my mind. It's either that guy did it intentionally to put me in trouble or he is delusional ( superstitious) and/or actually suffering from Koro syndrome.

Help move this to Fp so everyone can be aware of this.

Dybala11:
So you're part of the tribalist gang too? 🙄

Preservedfish:
I visited Sweden with my wife, bought a car for my wife

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VaginaAcademic:
Davido wan win Grammy before snoop dogg and Nicki minaj

Tetraozonaitera:
I think say na me alone the pride of that guy dey piss off.
Too arrogant for my liking.

Shalommy:
No wonder why muslims are toxic. Chaii...

CoronaVirusPro:
Fvck Israel!

Genocide in disguise!

Xscape1993:
This is the best news of the century....

Emmastan291:
Pray for Imo and Kogi State tomorrow

Zooposki:
Are you men not worse?

KingOfAllIgbos:
Yorubas aren't first in prostitution, baby factory or drug trafficking.

To be 1st in that.... you MUST have

a. Flat head = small brain

b. Yam legs for gripping the thighs of clients during olosho work

whizzler:
Hmm, all the firsts are leaving

FreeStuffsNG:
Nigeria to the world!God bless Nigeria for ever! You're all winners even though I think the winner will be between Asake and Davido.

The juice on all these Grammy-nominated Nigerian songs is the Yoruba language they each sang in. You want Grammy, just sing top class music in Yoruba. It has always worked like magic, even with Angelique Kidjo who got nominated then as a Beninnoise of Yoruba extraction!

They should remember our gospel musicians too o, Nathaniel Bassey, Chandler Moore and OBA's Olorun Agbaye is world class deserving of a Grammy award! Check my signature for free stuffs!

Dittodat:
Frog ain't winning shit

yetty247:
There was a day one soldier and a guy fought in front of our office den around 3pm, everybody including shop owners, carteen, carpenter (All of ran home that day)

Okiton:


Random guys go finish this girl pussy
That her hole down there have received enough preeeq


This cuppy sef should rest kwanu