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HealthRe: Your Newborn Baby's Birth Weight by DDIA: 6:10pm On Nov 15, 2023
Healthcube:
A newborn baby's birth weight is a topic I have always want to talk about. However I will keep it brief.

A baby's birth weight is an important indicator to health.

A child's normal weight is somewhere between 2.5 and 3.5 kg. If the weight is slightly more than 3.5 kg it is also considered to be normal. If your baby weighs less than 2.5 kg, he or she is said to have a low birth weight. This is something that can happen to premature babies.

When your baby is born ask of its birth weight. The labour ward nurse will tell you.

The weight of your baby is an important indicator to the health of your baby.

A baby below 2.5kg is a considered a low birth weight. A baby below 1.5kg is very low birth weight. Babies who weigh less than 1kg are extremely low birth weight.
What are you trying to say? angry

Are you saying pocohantas and candidlady were overweight babies? angry

Because they were born weighing 6.2kg and 5.8kg respectively.













No offeeeeeensce ( LarryCork ) grin
RomanceRe: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by DDIA: 6:04pm On Nov 15, 2023
TimiRume:
Is that your alt? cheesy
Answer the question. Don't be like a typical Nigerian who replies to a question with a question. grin
CelebritiesRe: Leaked Audio Suggesting Mr Ibu's 'Daughter', Jasmine Slept With Him And His Son by DDIA: 6:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
[quote author= post=126986223]This is so shocking![/quote]I need jasmine's contact kiss

Let her come and serve me too. kiss kiss kiss

Infact I will adopt her too. grin
RomanceRe: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by DDIA: 5:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
TimiRume:
Okay oo grin
You once said you like Samantha124 .

Hope it's not what I am thinking. grin grin grin
FamilyRe: Mothers And Fathers, I Could Use Your Advice. by DDIA: 5:46pm On Nov 15, 2023
Samantha124:
What kind of a birthday gift can I get for an 8 years old boy? My nephew will be turning 8 soon and I want to get him a gift.

The boy is just a simple type of a child.
Just get him LGBTQIA+ story books and a rainbow towel.
It's time he starts learning how to be a proper Mzansi 'Sissy boy'. cool
SportsRe: What The Springboks Did To South Africans Can Never Be Undone...��� by DDIA: 5:42pm On Nov 15, 2023
Samantha124:
Thanks... smiley smiley smiley

Who knows? Maybe one day you'll find yourself playing for Nigerian rugby.
God forbid.🤧

You guys can keep rugby and cricket to yourselves in Africa.🥴
RomanceRe: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by DDIA: 5:37pm On Nov 15, 2023
TimiRume:
Jealous much? Isn't your dream to be a white woman's fetish? cheesy
I am far from jealousy grin
I am indifferent to race . grin

As long as a woman is hot and beautiful I will gladly be her fetish. cool
CelebritiesRe: Hanks Anuku Spotted On Asaba Street Again by DDIA: 4:30pm On Nov 15, 2023
Shan George has moved on to another penis. grin

She cares not now. grin
RomanceRe: They Asked This Girl From Palestine Whats The First Thing That Comes To Her Mind by DDIA: 4:28pm On Nov 15, 2023
Illamina when will your legs open?? cool
FoodRe: See The 5 Pieces Of Fresh Tomatoes I Bought #700 This Afternoon by DDIA: 4:16pm On Nov 15, 2023
ahnie:
This country is gone for good...I say make I burst go market try arrange fresh tomatoes to take prepared yam and tomato egg sauce.

With enough....please,abeg these fresh tomatoes were sold to me at the flat rate of 700 naira.

Ordinary yam n egg sauce stew like this don dey take style wan chop close to 5k to prepare,food that's meant for just one sitting.

I never add canned groundnut oil and eggs o....may God eppus.
5k and you will still prepare concussion. I only pity your husband. grin
EducationRe: Student Disappointed As Ambrose Alli University Lecturer Rejects His Project by DDIA: 4:14pm On Nov 15, 2023
Xiaohei:
Na small small shit take dey smell. We no want that gender non-binary bs in Nigeria.
If I get organization and person present that rubbish, them or other them is gone. 😂

I can't tolerate that nonsense.
Foreign AffairsRe: IDF Blows Up Hamas Parliament Building (Photos) by DDIA: 4:12pm On Nov 15, 2023
JoeEeL:
Holiness, keep pumping more similar stories abeg.
I am Islamophobic. 😌

Alergic to savages.😌
RomanceRe: Russian Actress, Relocated To Nigeria After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man by DDIA(op): 4:08pm On Nov 15, 2023
tivhador:
She go chop breakfast if she no dey careful
The main course (breakfast) is served after the appetizer. grin grin grin
RomanceRe: SA's Superfan 'Mama Joy' Bags Herself French Boyfriend At Rugby World Cup (PIX) by DDIA: 4:02pm On Nov 15, 2023
grin
French man about to achieve his fetish dream of banging a Zulu sub-saharan matured woman with semi wrinkled kukunase. grin
RomanceRe: "Big Boy" Accosted By Babymama At Airport On Way To Vacation With New Girl (vid) by DDIA: 3:58pm On Nov 15, 2023
kinguwem:
This your stuff is not true. Have you gone to the North before? Most chemists & pharmacies sell condoms in the North. There's no religion or culture forbidding the use of condoms. Apart form prevention of pregnancies, condoms can be used to prevent STIs, to collect urine, used in transvaginal scan & also used as a condom tamponade in treatment of postpartum haemorrhages due to uterine atony.
You don't know what you are saying.
Maybe where you stayed is the christian dominated parts.

Example inn Kaduna, if you go to a pharmacy in a place like kawo and ask for condom they will just stare at you in disgust before telling you they don't have.

You can only find such in sabo, barnawa, television etc.. or except you branch by a military barrack or base shopping complex (mammy).

Should I remind you that even tissue paper isn't common in the Muslim North!.
EducationRe: Student Disappointed As Ambrose Alli University Lecturer Rejects His Project by DDIA: 3:51pm On Nov 15, 2023
Xiaohei:
No be write the article ooo! I was shocked, too.
The Other them have now been expressing themselves way too boldly everywhere in Nigeria grin

Fman started exhibiting his on Nairaland too grin
RomanceRe: Russian Actress, Relocated To Nigeria After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man by DDIA(op): 3:48pm On Nov 15, 2023
ruggedboych:
shut up aboki girl, incoherent busy girl
I swear grin

She is littering children for one Aboki (her cousin) who doesn't bother to send her to school. cry
RomanceRe: Russian Actress, Relocated To Nigeria After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man by DDIA(op): 3:46pm On Nov 15, 2023
Jeon:
@bolded was the reason why she stayed.






She and the man are longer together.



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"It was something I don’t have. I never had and I’ve it now. So, it’s like something new. It’s exotic".
She couldn't get sweet penis before and now she has it (a Nigerian BBC ). grin

Never downplay the role of penis in a girl/lady's life. grin
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage Dethrones Wizkid, As 2nd Most Followed Nigerian Celeb On Instagram by DDIA: 3:14pm On Nov 15, 2023
saratackit:
Na she dey hot now small time Grammy go show

I love this Flip flip lifestyle o
Sex tape pays grin
EventsRe: Moment A Lady Cashed Out 200k At Her Friend's Wedding Ceremony (video) by DDIA: 3:09pm On Nov 15, 2023
PlayMaker14:
Just a matter of time, these Gen Z folks will introduce “Truth or Dare” game at their wedding reception.
On one day, Dem go fork the bride for reception in the presence of the groom.

Feeling Woke generation that call themselves Gen Z 🤣
FamilyRe: Re- Should Children Be Their Parents' Retirement Plan? by DDIA: 3:05pm On Nov 15, 2023
Jeon:
Children are the investment and retirement plans for Nigerians.





To me this is rubbish.
You children are your business grin

How will groundnut sell if there aren't enough people to hawk them grin
RomanceRe: Russian Actress, Relocated To Nigeria After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man by DDIA(op): 3:03pm On Nov 15, 2023
1TrippleCee:
Chop sweet lipsrsealed, lose your brain
Sweet Nigerian Gbola doing wonders grin
RomanceRussian Actress, Relocated To Nigeria After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man by DDIA(op): 2:57pm On Nov 15, 2023
I Relocated From Russia After Falling In Love With A Nigerian Man – Actress, Fari Elysian


Russia-born Nigerian actress and content creator, Fari Elysian has opened up on the reason she relocated to Nigeria.
The thespian disclosed that she moved to Nigeria after falling in love with a Nigerian man.

She stated this in the latest episode of The Time podcast hosted by Victoria Gure and Folasade Abimbola.

The thespian said she has been in Nigeria for three years and it has been a great experience for her.

Fari said, “I came to Nigeria because of a man. I was in love. I relocated to Nigeria in 2020. I’ve been here for three years now. And it’s beautiful. It’s amazing.”

Speaking on the trend of Nigerians relocating abroad for greener pastures, she opined that people often look for something they don’t have, hence the reason for the ‘japa syndrome.’

She said, “People want something they don’t have; they appreciate something they don’t have more. Me coming here, it was all new to me. It was something I don’t have. I never had and I’ve it now. So, it’s like something new. It’s exotic".

“I found myself here. I discovered myself here. The same thing for Nigerians that are travelling out. People always want something they don’t have. It has always been like that.”


SOURCE: https://www./2023/11/15/i-relocated-from-russia-after-falling-in-love-with-a-nigerian-man-actress-fari-elysian/?amp=1

GamingRe: Opera Mini Shake & Win Is Back On The Regular App by DDIA: 2:16pm On Nov 15, 2023
drizzle0007:
Congrats man... Just checked today and I can't see the shake to win option anymore on my opera. Are you experiencing the same?
Nope.


If you can't see the shake and win in your start page (labelled 1)

Click on menu (labeled 2) then click on shake and win.

RomanceRe: "Big Boy" Accosted By Babymama At Airport On Way To Vacation With New Girl (vid) by DDIA: 2:09pm On Nov 15, 2023
Jeon:
That doesn't stop a man from doing his responsibility or duty as a father, whether it's your fault or not.









Abortion

Protections

Closing your legs


And avoiding Men could've prevent you from this.
You wey Dem never use condom ontop you before.

Aboki no Sabi wetin be condom. grin. Go to stores and patent medicine stores in the North, Even the Pharmacy's, as long as it is owned by a Muslim, they won't sell Condom.

Aboki Muslim takes condom as haram grin

as for the abortion, why didn't you abort the almajiris you littered that are now on the street? grin
CrimeRe: Internet Fraudster Jailed For Defrauding American Of $20,000 by DDIA: 2:04pm On Nov 15, 2023
Jeon:
grin

As usual, always sentencing the useful Nigerian gender in an isolation centers for crimes.
Instead of him to be making a living selling Suya at night he chose to do Yahoo. grin

He should have gone to Islamic school, graduated with good Islamic grades and become self employed as a suya seller. grin

Allah would have blessed him with uneducated girls from the north to marry who would hawk groundnut, Awara, Masa to aid the household income and also serve duri to him at his discretion. grin grin grin

I wonder why he didn't choose this part. cry
FoodRe: Man Hails His Wife For Cooking Multiple Soup In The Middle Of The Night (video) by DDIA: 1:40pm On Nov 15, 2023
After the food she will now serve him some other food on the bed grin

We men love to keep our belly full and our balls empty. cool
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Always Have Sex Whenever She Comes To Visit? by DDIA: 1:15pm On Nov 15, 2023
DIVINEEVIDENCE:
So we plenty wey love this missionary so?
Imagine her on her back, you look into her face, deep in her eyes so she knows you're the man. Her titties jiggling as you pound her with her back on the ground while she is acting shy.

This is submission the make orgasm hit different in this position. cool cool cool

Missionary anyday, anytime, twice on Wednesday. cool cool cool
EducationRe: Student Disappointed As Ambrose Alli University Lecturer Rejects His Project by DDIA: 1:07pm On Nov 15, 2023
Xiaohei:
Is the student gender non-binary? The use of “their” and “themselves “ when referring to just one person (a male) is confusing ooo!
Are you suggesting he is one amongst the other them ? grin

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