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Raalsalghul:
Eibar-Man


A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.


Context: I needed 13 goals for this game in my betslip. Lucky for me, Eibar-Man just came on.

Source: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Eibar-Man

See this one moniker like indian movie.

devvy44:
You don start to dey insult abi?

If I start my own una firstborn go Dey drop paragraphs of lamentations

which insult?

Those your primary school yarns?


Stfu

Kilishihunter:
You don fess me post am, na that Uruguay game funny me pass Chile own

the

devvy44:
You don start to dey insult abi?

If I start my own una firstborn go Dey drop paragraphs of lamentations

the mumu man doesn't know that ordinary Paraguay can thrash 45 of the 55 teams in Europe.

He think say na Lithuania Abi azerbijan

devvy44:
This shit is old and fake.

Was Goatnaldo’s brace added to this shit

not brace but prace

Mumu

Oya na add it...


Does it take away the fact that with over 100 games ahead this is what your fraud produced?

devvy44:
When was the last time your asun scored a brace for Argentina?

this is the collation total of their goals.

Embarasing to say the least


Man pass Man

Kilishihunter:
Wahala for who dey call S.I. unit for penalties GOAT

devvy44:
International failure

International failure, football success

I don't understand oh

Did Messi or Argentina play last night or what?


This kind of energy shows only one thing; botted up pains.

devvy44:
GFOAT , Nice title

Make them try invite Portugal come the next copa America, make we check something

You need to check the last Portugal results against South American opposition;

Portugal versus Brazil
Portugal versus Chile
Portugal versus Uruguay

Check and report your findings


You think say na Pythagoras and Moldova dey there??

Birthday boy

Ad10s

Let's do him homage;

Happy birthday to the Greatest footbller of all time...

FirstbornWds:
A plea for a to-happen insult banter.

There's this particular idiot that's a product of a one night stand insulting his generation on the Madrid thread. I so pray he shifts here and try to be smart with me.


Dear Culers, I might just be forced to drop every form of home-training and make sure to put that incubated he-goat in his place. That his parents failed to admonish the nonsense of jester that he is and left him to be a laughingstock is their business.... I better help them fulfil their rightful duties.

My prayers right now is that he gets here and rant rubbish.

Just let it go and not overreact.

You just might get banned. People like us don chop straight 2 years ban before.

If not ehn......

I know all these generic merengues will be praying for spain not to qualify

But they mus qualify

jpmoriarti:
Nawa oo for this Spain.

Two penalty misses in two games.

Poor. Poor.

Morata f up sha

jpmoriarti:
Proverbs 26:4-5 – Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest you be like him yourself. Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own eyes.

I don't even know how I went against my favourite bible verse.

Den go wait tire. The government can't afford to give them this 2023 election money.

devvy44:
How about ghostessi

Considering how he ghosts in big games

Ghostessi

In that case you would to incorporate that prefix into every single player's name because we can't even keep a count of how many times they ghosted in big games;

Top on the list would be Ghostnaldo

Then we can have
Ghostbappe
Ghostnemar
Ghostzema

And so on

Why am I even involved in ths childishness?

devvy44:
I just pray God will keep all Brazil players in good health and shape till they meet Argentina in the final.

Because I know deep down that majority of you Pessi fans has been silently wishing injury and covid to Brazil players, but it won’t happen.

I wonder why you don't call him Fressi though.

Considering how dominant over Ronaldo he is at free-kicks.

Fressi.

pu7pl3:
someone that likes attending a circus...

that's most likely a clown right?

pu7pl3:
imagine...I didn't even know I produced drugs

I'm awesome

He actually means that you injest the same kind of hard drugs.

Semantics my friend!
Semantics!!

TheHulk616:
GOAT Ronaldo influence

how?

Singlehandedly

pu7pl3:
The clownish memes are a reaction to your more clownish comments and opinions

You probably have made more posts on this 'clownish thread' than on your own thread.

What does that make you?

pu7pl3:
You give me toomuch credit, I can't turn something into what it already is sir

how's this possible when you're singlehandedly responsible for 95 percent of all the clownish memes here?

CuteMercury:
Thanks for the explanation.
Yes indeed, they need to avoid Brazil and Columbia.
This Argentine team are very weak in second half.
Even if they lead by 5 3 Goals In the first half, teams like Brazil can still come From behind and win them 4 goals to three.

I don't understand why their second half is like that, right from when they lost the world cup to Germany.

All their glorious Chances was in first half, abi Na JUJU?

I still don't like how the coach continues to ring chances to the team...

I doubt if he has ever used the same starting eleven consecutively since he was appointed.

He ought to have a starting 11 already. Most big teams do.
It is very important for stability and coordination.

He should stick with the midfield combo of Guido, Lo Celso and De Paul.

obainojazz:
So you saying Messi won the tackles and was able to pass to them attackers… or this your claim is as a result of Barca players always passing to him?

I think we are basically comparing among the attackers...

You wouldn't need any more explanation if you have seen a typical Messi heat map.

Messi is the one who mostly drops deep to get the ball, away from where he's supposed to play; especially when his midfied is fucccking up.

Go find a typical Messi heat map and you could understand why Messi gets the ball more than any other attacker; then he starts to distribute it to them.

CuteMercury:
I still don't understand how qualification to the next round is done.
But at this stage, i believe Argentina has already qualified right?

Messi should rest from their last match.

Argentina has qualified but need to seal top spot to avoid Brazil or Colombia in the next round.

Since the invited countries didn't show up, the top 4 from each group goes through to QF.

TheHulk616:
Griezmann has passed more potential scoring chances to messi

Stop guessing.

Messi has passed more scoring chances to the entire attackers at Barca than they have cumulatively passed to him.

Your era of spreading falsehood is over.

TheHulk616:
Griezmann was scoring goals left and right. Until he joined Barcelona and starting passing to messi.

You must be telling yourself how intelligent you are right?

Messi has passed more balls to Griezman than Griezman has passed to Messi.

Wanna bet?


As a matter of fact no attacker ever signed by Barca has passed more balls to Messi than Messi to him.

pu7pl3:

Why are you turning this forum into a circus?

If what is happening at this euros is anything to go by, Depay is a classic signing.