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switdick: You Are A Fool, Most Of, Weak !

I'm Tired Of Your Petty Rants Like Girl Pregnant With Myopia And Failure To Retreat When Defeated.

So Why Does Numbers Not Count Over Qualification Now, When They Both Qualified Indeed, ?

You See How Ridiculous You Seem To Your Self Now And The Entire Barcelona Fan Pride ?

Two Words For You, "Give Up

guy, really I give up. Can't believe what I've been doing for over 12 hours. You re the intelligent one, you re the informed one but sorry ronaldo scored 4 goals in the first stage and another 4 in the play offs. 4+4 equals ? Do your research and aplogize to me. Ronaldo scored 8 goals. Now I have to get to work as well. It was nice talking to you. Ronaldo scored 8 goals not 10. 4 against sweden, 3 against northern ireland, 1 against luxermboug. Guy I now give up on you, please you win!

switdick: Which World Cup Qualifiers Have You Been Abreast To, The One Your Girlfriend Whispered To Your Ears Or The One We Sport Heads Are Aware Of ? LoL

You Guys Dumbness Is Second To None, Not To Mention Squirming At The Same Time.

So Dipshiit Didn't Truly Know ? Mehn You Keep Amusing Me With Your Laziness And Depraved Mentality.

Oya , Educate Your Self And Thank Me Not..

http://www.sportlive.co.za/soccer/international/2013/09/11/messi-converts-two-penalties-for-10-goals-in-qualifiers

I didn't know I don't know I don't wanna know! Now let's assume that they both scored 10. You sincerely want to place number of appearances over automatic qualification? This is sad. I keep telling you, you ve got ronaldo's d1ck so deep in your throat you re hurting him with your teeth.

homesteady: Lies! He scored 8 in 10 matches!
fifa.com/worldcup/preliminaries/europe/statistics/topscorers.html (put www. in front)

Not even forgetting the fact that Messi was injured in some games

I didn't even bother to check. So he actually scored 8? Lol.

switdick: Still Reciting The Same Old Tired Reason To Dispute The Undisputed Champion Player Ahead Of Your Failure For A Midget huh ?

Someone That Qualified His Team Country In The Qualifiers With His Hat-Trick, His 10goals In 9 appearances Compared To Your Midget With Same 10goals In 14 appearances ,is a Loser ?

Now You Seem Weak And Dense With Fatigue and Mockery At The Same Time .

As For Keeping a Dictionary By My Side, Well, You alone Know What You Do Hence You Expose Your Self , Maybe You Should try Being Me By Following Suit Let's See What You'd Bring To Fore Upon Your Dictionary, oooh Wait, Since You Know And Hence Say It, That Means You've Been Doing It And Still Type Out This Literal DeepShiit Like Your Dull Smashed Brain.

Smh"

lol, aren't you working anymore? Bvtthurt? No vaseline? No k-y? This braided worm still insists on comparing someone who couldn't qualify automatically to messi who did with 2 games to spare. You must be possessed by a re+arded ghost!For as long as you keep ronaldo's d1ck on your head all day all night like a commercial you are always gonna be a d1ck head.

switdick: Its A Monday Morning Here ,I Need Not Remind You Of Work and Business Of People With Great Caliber, I'm Sure It'd Be Hard Again For You To Construe Knowing What A GoffBag You Are..lol

I'll Have Your Time At Intervals When I'm Less Busy, Your Baby Jabs Wouldn't Have Me Rushing On Nairaland To Adjust You Back To Normalcy.

lol. You just keep explaining how you need to work, how you need to do something real quick, how my disses are baby stuff bla bla bla but you re definitely hurt in your head tru your bvtthole all the way up. You will not concentrate and you re gonna have a fvcked up day cus you will keep running back here out of pain to see what I put up. Lol. I wouldn't use any big words for you, so u could comprehend. infact I wish I had a lower IQ so we could understand each other better.

switdick: If I Was/am A Rapper, That Should Be A Feather In My Cap, Its More Reason I Should Cover You Like A Small Head That You're .

You Sound Injured Too Soon, Talking About Piss Reeks Of Ronaldo's Perfume.Bla Bla Bla Bla Like The Toddler You Are.

Foolish Foooool, I Told You If You Decide To Tow Down This Road With Me ,You Won't Be Seen As That Deep Shiiit You Are But A Losers Story.

so much anger brewing up inside this n1twit. You just a big joke. Wipe off your make up and pull off your bum short. What an irony, how can SWITDICK be pvssy?

switdick: Shut The FuCcK Up You Imbecil.ic Swine, Whining Like A Possie On What Doesn't Hold Water, See Who's Missing The Lines Of Our Debate, You Were Asked To Tell Us What Your Midget Came Up With in His Last W/cup Qualifiers Instead, You Flouted Out Of Shame In Your Face.

Its Glaring That Facts And Wisdom Eludes You, You Should be In The Boiling Pot Of Vultures To The Monkeys In Barcelona.

you are so so stvpid, am sure you are even tired of having you around. See all the gibberish you typed, oops so much anger. Only the don in a league of f00ls would compare a player who qualified automatically to one who couldn't qualify portugal ahead of russia and had to do play offs. So you would get so audacious to compare ronaldo's feat in the qualifiers to messi's? And you get so comfortable advertising your stvpidity on nairaland. Keeping a big dictionary by your side doesn't show how intelligent you are. You think you witty, well you re probalbly half right!

switdick: Jeeeeeezuz!!!

How Did I Miss This Post ? I'm Sure You Hid It Huh ?..LoL

You Know You Have Proven Beyond Doubt That You're Such a Child With No Punchlines To Throw ...Putting A Fly In The Ointment Of Your Own Crass Logic Huh ?

You Are Dead Meat If You Decide To Tow Down Than Road With Me,You Misguided Queer Baby, Talking About Me And CR7's Piss In a Line Is You Speaking Off Your Loose Anus From The Thrusts Of Messi's Boot .

surely you opted not to see it, instead you took a sabbatical. You went away too long researching and then snuck back in. Punchlines? Its obvious you're trying too hard to throw some. Little wonder your words don't fit into the debate. I didn't even know you considered mine punchlines.You Sound like some p1ssed off rapper who never made it. You just some big ars prom queen who needs to be fitted in a comfortable straight jacket.

switdick:

I Can't Believe You Used That 5Th Grader's Liner On a Thread That Deals With Intellect ?
You Really Have Nerves To Magnify Your Stupidity Regardless Of The Peril You're In.

surely a line that fits you perfectly. Surely you do not expect me to adress you by how tall you are but by how short your logic is. Sorry don't body yourself, you should not be mentioned close to the word intellect!

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This morning Jide was in a barbing saloon getting a hair cut, while barbing, Jide saw a beautiful lady sitting patiently in the saloon.
Jide: Hello young lady, you look so beautiful.
Lady: Thank you.
Jide: Can we go on a date tomorrow night?
Lady: Sorry, i am married.
Jide: You can tell your husband you are going to visit a friend or whatever.
Lady: Tell him yourself, he is the one barbing your hair

#BIGWIG

damn, he'd probably leave the head and run the clipper through his ars hairs.

The wind wrecked havoc.

philfearon: Tell him o bro!
I remember making a simple illustration of:
A full fit Messi in 2012=91
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?
The Dickhead used his silly antics to bypass the question! Just didnt want to stress further shaa....
As i said,A full fit Ronaldo can only compete with an Injured Messi!

philfearon: Tell him o bro!
I remember making a simple illustration of:
A full fit Messi in 2012=91
A full fit Ronaldo in 2013=?
The Dickhead used his silly antics to bypass the question! Just didnt want to stress further shaa....
As i said,A full fit Ronaldo can only compete with an Injured Messi!

that dude would most definitely catch a heart attack on jan 13th.

switdick: You Seem To Be Using That Word "Defeat" More Frequently Than I'd Expect.

Look Up Your Dumb Posts I quoted To Put You Back On Check who's Boss ?

You Defeat What ? ... You Better Run o, Because That Is What You Know Best..

You Defy The Sarcasm Streak By Your Petty Direct Insults and I Had To Bring You Back To The Order Of Things,By Following Suit and You're Crying .."Insult" ? ..

You Guys are Really Some Guarantors For ReTards Or What ?

you re not even listening to him and to youraself even. Maybe he needs to paint you a picture. Apparently you're so poor you can't even afford to pay attention.

switdick: LoL, I shouldn't Keep Tabs With a Meager Count , nah, ..

You Tell Us , And His Appearances as Well.

messi scored 10 goals and qualified argentina automatically with 2 games to spare. He was argentina's top scorer and southamerican top scorer. Comprehende'?

switdick: That Reminds Me, Dippshit", Kindly Tell Us How Many Goals Messi Scored For Argentina During The World Cup Qualifiers... ?

lol. He doesn't even know that messi was the top scorer in the south american zone! Of course he wouldn't, he aint sober yet.

switdick: A Handle Inspired By Your Girl ?..

I Said That You Were High On Gerrado's Piss But Didn't Know You also Eat His Poo too

lol. I couldn't understand how on earth your p1ss would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sp1t would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your urine would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your sem*n would ooze off ronaldo's perfume, your blood would ooze off ronaldo's perfume! Damn it's almost like you ate 10 ronaldos.

switdick: I didn't Mince Words When I called Messi's AsSs Kissers Cry Babies....

Ronaldo Got The Spot Of The Highest Goal Scorer In The 2013 Calender And Still Counting....

Going By Messi's Meager 45", I don't Think You'd Want a Debate On That , If Your Defense Line Is His Injury, Isn't that a Cry Baby's yelp ? ..LoL

irony of all. Messi's 45 game him the pichichi shoe, the europen golden shoe, the la liga medal and the super cup medal. And ronaldo has 67 goals, worthless goals. Maybe he needs to tie his 67 goals on a twine and hang them across his chest and of course you and you alone would know if its a hairy chest or not.

switdick:

I'd Leave Messi's Girl Friend To Inspire That, The Same Way Dippshit's Girl Did Mine.

leave that sh1t alone. My girl is safe with you. If I left her with you for 365 nights, I'd still marry her a virgin not cus you ster1le but cus you simply don't do girls,

switdick: Of Course, You Kiss and Tell By Your Posts, One Wouldn't Need a Sayer To Tell That Gerrado's Throwaway is the Entire Catalan's Drink Bowl, With That Junkis Of an Assertion Of Messi Bagging The Ballon d'Or...

And I'm Done Laughing, I Just Need Proof,Oga,Is It Hard ?

proof? You need proof? No you don't! What you need is to wriggle off that ronaldo 'SWITD1CK'. that's exactly what you need to do. Cus as long as you're on it, no proof is proof enough for you. Tell me when you're sobber so I could send you proof with a diagram or two to go along with it!

switdick: ^^

Dude, Don't Break My Ribs With Your JagaJaGa Argument.

And There I was Thinking Gerrado Martino's Piss Was Alcohol Free, ...But This Your Junk Is A Testament That You've Been Gulping His Urine..

I Don't Wanna Argue With You, I Just Want You To Prove To Me How You Think Messi Can Bag That Ballon d'Or ,Please ?

and how in the name of zeus' bvtthole would you know the source of my high? Means you most definitely been sipping some yourself right? Yes of course! No other way. I don't wanna argue either, all I need to say is : messi has been VOTED already, its been leaked. so what you would do on jan 13, you might as well start now.

Look, with the way you guys are going you just might catch a heart attack on jan 13. Give it up already, messi has been VOTED world player of the year 2013. Its been leaked!

switdick: Yea, Like I Said , Captains,Coaches and Journalists In The Catalan Clan..

627 coaches captains and journalists in the catalan clan? Lol. You a pretty funny guy jourself. And emm did you mention kelvin harts a few posts ago?

switdick: I'm Glad You also Know His "91" goals Year Era Is Dead and Gone..

I Still Shock at How He Intends To Pull That Thief Thief Stunt With A Meager "45" Goals a Year For The Ballon d Or ?

not 45 goals a year would give him ballon dor. He has got 4 medals won in 2013 in his closet. The pichichi golden shoe he has it, the european golden shoe he has it, the la liga medal he has it, the spanish super cup medal he has it. We are talking world player of the year award not world player of the ember months award.

switdick: The World Being, His Club Fan Base Should Out Of Bias Say he's The Best

I don't have a Problem With That.

that's not true! You obviously have loads of problems with captains, coaches and journalists saying he is the best since 2009.

switdick: And You, One Man Would Have 5Billion,Nine Hundred And 99Million, Nine Hundred And 99Thousand ,Nine Hundred "Senses" To Detect That.

I Hope This Is Not You Pulling The Kevin Harts On Me, What A "Dip"Shitty" Sense Of Detection You Have There.. I Envy.

surely a great exaggeration from me but iam glad u get the message. You really don't need to call hjm all those names in a bid to say how he stole all of his trophies, his awards and even his goals. Yes his goals. He is such a thief he even stole 91 goals in a certain year.

switdick: A Midget, A Thief, A Scam...You Name it ?

I Guess he Wouldn't Be Lucky This Time Around With The Ballon d Or, Anything Short Of Ronaldo Winning It Would Be An Open Scam..LoL"

Something Like A Watched Thief, No Way For Him This Time Around Hence The Reason His Allies Are Crying Prior The Announcement Of RonaldO Bagging It.

see insults sha, lol. Do you know that if there was to be an oppinion poll among 6 billion people between you and messi, 5 billion, nine hundred and 99 million, nine hundred and 99 thousand, nine hundred people would agree to grind you and make a belt for messi? So you see, you don't have to insult him. lol, na joke I dey o.

usbcable: part of the stolen looth. why am i not surprised.

ok na! Subtract the one wey him steal and compare again. Man pass man, playa pass playa.

Good one. 5 points clear.

These people wan kill me with heart attack.

Weldone fabregas! That is what you know how to do best, shoot at the goalie's body or balloon it to the skies. Good one xavi, you still got it in you. Time to hold the lead or increase the tally, no more conceeding.

Messi, may God bring you back in time. This nonsense is getting too much!