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PoliticsRe: Six Private Jets Land In Anambra International Airport For A Burial in Nnewi by dealerman(m): 11:57am On Jan 31, 2022
Can we say the same number of planes arrived with investors willing to invest in the east. Imagine what will happen in less than 3 months!
We Must Get Sense By Force!
Christianity EtcRe: Oyedepo: Criticizing Men Of God Can Cause Leprosy by dealerman(m): 4:34pm On Jan 10, 2022
Oga na lie, e no fit happen again now.
Na before, morevover most so called men of God need heavy criticism to straighten them up.Else they will be worst than politicians.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Between Goodluck Jonathan And Bola Ahmed Tinubu by dealerman(m): 3:41pm On Jan 10, 2022
None of them deserve to be Nigeria President!
PoliticsRe: Precious Chikwendu: 'I Am Grateful For Being Single; My Ex Is A Narcissist' by dealerman(m): 3:50pm On Dec 31, 2021
What does narcissistic mean in a person?
Narcissistic personality disorder — one of several types of personality disorders — is a mental condition in which people have an inflated sense of their own importance, a deep need for excessive attention and admiration, troubled relationships, and a lack of empathy for others
PoliticsRe: Ikpeazu: Igbos Deserve Shot At Presidency, We Understand Nigeria Better by dealerman(m): 11:41am On Dec 31, 2021
Nigerians..... We Don't Need Politicians We Need Good Leaders.


I've a question for Ikpeazu. Who's the credible personality from the east to vile for the seat of Nigeria presidency.

And for your information. All the persoanlities that have expressed interest for the seat of the president, are not interested in your well being.

And Nigeria will get even worst if you go ahead to vote them. Be ready to cry and groan for the next 8yrs plus. I go leave una hear waka!!!
PoliticsRe: Arresting Nwosu In Church Unacceptable, CAN Tells Police by dealerman(m): 11:26am On Dec 31, 2021
President of CAN or whoever made this statement onbehalf of CAN should go to sleep.
The churches have been desecrated already by the church leaders.

In a situation where a reverend will see th truth and keep mute, is considered to be what?
What difference does it make considering an arrest and encouraging thieves and crminals by giving them 1st class reception and front rows in the church?

Someone should please remind the priest or whoever, the churches have been desecrated by them long time ago. The police arresting Ugwumba in the church is not and can't be tagged as the 1st desecretion of the church.
ProgrammingRe: Why Relocating Abroad As A Software Developer Is Easier Than You Thought by dealerman(m): 12:58pm On Dec 23, 2021
tensazangetsu20:
Even the work visa is no more difficult to get like before. The standards have been greatly reduced for tech guys. Imagine people getting UK and Germany like say na garri them dey drink. I have ever seen Canada and Australia. This was unheard of like 10 years ago. Getting a work visa to a first world country from Nigeria. Who you be? I just wish I started coding earlier but nothing spoil grin
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RomanceRe: Why Do I Always Keep Meeting Bad Guys!! I'm Tired.. by dealerman(m): 9:21pm On Dec 22, 2021
That shouldn't worry you. It happens sometimes!
Send me a DM Neroy Xavier@facebook.com
RomanceRe: Lady Sheds Tears On Facebook Over Her Inability To Land A Husband Before Dec. 4 by dealerman(m): 9:11pm On Dec 22, 2021
Aunty, you sure say you ne get anything for face wey dey chase the men away.
Check very well oooooo.
God buy mirror look yourself, if you no get any.
CareerRe: What Can You Teach People For FREE To Kickstart There CAREER by dealerman(m): 8:46pm On Dec 22, 2021
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What is DevOps?
DevOps (Development Operations) is a combination of Software Development and IT Operations. In DevOps, Software Development and IT Operations are two separate entities that co-exist. DevOps focuses on bringing these together to improve communication and increase productivity in the organisation. This unique combination allows an organisation and IT department to continually deliver quality value in the face of continually changing requirements. The objectives of DevOps are to increase the ability to provide the product and improving reliability while reducing inefficiencies, as well as satisfying their customer by providing the best services. DevOps follows the simple process such as plan, develop, deliver and operate phases. Each phase depends on each other, and the phases are not role-specific.



Why is DevOps Needed?
DevOps reduces risks, increases predictability, shorten development time, and helps to remove issues promptly whenever they appear. Prime reasons why DevOps is needed:
It solved the problems of working isolated, those were felt both in development and operations teams.
After design-build, software testing and deployment were consuming more time as it was done isolated.
DevOps solved the issue of overtime consumption which was faced by teams during testing, deploying, and designing. It helps teams to focus on project development.
It solved human errors in production which were made due to manual code deployment.
DevOps solved the problem of delayed delivery of coding and operations teams, which were caused by different times.
Due to these main reasons, DevOps is needed while working on any project as it solves various common and significant problems faced by organisations.



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CareerRe: What Can You Teach People For FREE To Kickstart There CAREER by dealerman(m): 4:46pm On Dec 22, 2021
OPPORTUNITY TO BECOME A DEVOP ENGINEER!

*3 months training will earn you a better paid job in US, UK, Canada and Dubai
*Earn $10,000 dollar and above.
*Guaranteed Work & Residence Permit for successful candidates.
*This offer last till end of December 2021
*Training for 1st batch starts in January 2022.

Jobs/VacanciesRe: Tech Ebook Writers Needed Urgently! by dealerman(m): 12:47pm On Dec 22, 2021
Is this offer still open?
PoliticsRe: Lawan: We'll Support Buhari To Fulfill Campaign Promises by dealerman(m): 3:10pm On Dec 20, 2021
EVEN WHEN IT IS GLARINGLY CLEAR THAT HE CAN’T DELIVER

NIGERIAN, SHINE YOUR EYES BEFORE ELECTING THE NEXT PRESIDENT

YOU’VE THE RIGHT TO DO A BACKGROUND CHECK

NIGERIAN YOUTHS MUST ENSURE HE ENDORESES AN AGREEMENT TO DELIVER GOOD GOVERNANCE OR LEAVE OFFICE!

PoliticsRe: "Buhari's Nigeria": Kingsley Moghalu Laments As He Buys Groundnut For ₦1,000 by dealerman(m): 2:49pm On Dec 20, 2021
Buhari has messed the country up. Yet most Nigerians don't see anything wrong with the way things are going!

RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Complaining Of The Cash I Give To Her Now. Advice Please � by dealerman(m): 12:22pm On Dec 04, 2021
Once you start dating a Nigerian girl, be rest assured you've automatically become her ATM. They see it as their right to take care of them. Not minding your financial status. And when you give excuse for not having to give, they tag you "Stingy Man".

Invite a girl over for one night or weekend, as she;s going she expects you to give her money. Mean you did the whole work over night by satisfying her. Bot of you enjoyed the fun, but she will still expect you to give her money. Like say she give you money to keep for her. or like she did you a grat favor over the night.

Men..... we stop making it look like you're obliged to give these girls money. if they give men money no be bad thing.

If a man is the one asking for favour they'll tag the guy as a gold digger!
CelebritiesRe: 'Go & Hustle'– Zlatan Ibile To Street Hawker Who Tried To Collect Money From Him by dealerman(m): 12:53pm On Dec 02, 2021
Many who towed this path had their career smashed to the dust till date!

Be careful of the words you use on other. Just because you were opportuned to make it to lame light doesn't mean the man on the street is lazy and less human than you.

To be in the lame light or successful is a priceless God's gracious grace. Not because you're smarter or better than the rest!
Music/RadioRe: Naz-B: "Unknown Gunmen" (Video) by dealerman(m): 8:47am On Oct 12, 2021
Best advice for this guy. He should go look for something else to do to better his generation and offsprings.

Music is never his calling.

No one will buy his songs
EducationRe: LASU Final Year Female Student Commit Suicide Over Lack Of Money (photo) by dealerman(m): 5:08pm On Oct 11, 2021
It's way more than not being able to pay her school fees. She must be suffering from serious depression caused by other factors. As the the message she left on her WhatsApp doesn't depict she committed suicide due to lack of money for school fees.

If it's actually due to lack of money, then she's definitely stupid and unreasonable. She can defer her education when she's got the money she can come back to write her exams.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Admitted Into Oxford University For Her Third Degree (Photo) by dealerman(m): 1:52pm On Oct 05, 2021
Very funny indeed!!
You want to obtain masters degree in African Studies and you think the best institution to offer you all the information and knowledge is Oxford.
Instead of a reputable African University.
Indirectly, Oxford will provide her with every necessary information than an African university?
PoliticsRe: Comply With IPOB Sit-At-Home In The North & Lose Your Shops - Arewa Warns by dealerman(m): 1:44pm On Oct 05, 2021
I totally disagree with this order. If anyone has to show his solidarity by protesting, you go back to Igboland or to the western Nigeria if you'll be allowed to, and do your sit at home protest.

Hausas don't like the idea of Biafra sovereignty and you want to come display your solidarity in their land. Habaaaaa this won't be acceptable now.

Which part of Igboland will accept fulani's coming out in the open to protest the law against open grazing?

Let's not push our luck too far.

This is as good as pulling the whiskers on tiger's mouth!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Network Administrator/ ERP Officer by dealerman(m): 8:57am On Oct 04, 2021
Stormyweather:
We still require IT Engineers for PH, Abuja. Candidates should have minimum of 2yrs + experience in IT infrastructure (networking, hardware, and IT procurements) and should able to handle the branch and ready to travel across Nigeria whenever is require.

Interview will be in Lagos so only applicants who are willing to relocate should apply.

Network Administrator
CCNA
CCNP
Active Directory
Knowledge of Storage. (NAS/SAN)
Data Cabling

Server Administrator
Hyper V
Setup, Upgrade & Maintenance of Servers
(Windows and Linux)
Maintain Backups of Servers

Interested Applicants should use the link below to apply

https:///RXzLCYMjkzDYybgW7
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ComputersRe: How Lucrative Is Computer Accessories Business? by dealerman(m): 8:56am On Sep 29, 2021
Apholaby:
I am also looking forward to this business right now. How lucrative is this business right now?
It's quite lucrative. You can never go wrong!
ComputersRe: In Need Of A Good Laptop by dealerman(m): 11:42am On Sep 27, 2021
If you need a Brand New ( Dell Precision 7550) Laptop with warranty contact me 07014114189

PoliticsRe: Are There No Nigerians In Afghanistan? by dealerman(m): 11:22am On Sep 27, 2021
Rossinkipp:
Shut up, DUNCE. Nigeria has evacuated its citizens from many countries including most recently Libya and Lebanon where brainless dullards like you went to become slaves of Arabs, only to cry out to the Nigerian govt for rescue..
Now I know where your problem is from. I just realized you were just released form a mental institution. Secondly, you never had proper upbringing. because if you were, you won't be speaking like an agbero!
Oshie!
AgricultureRe: Hi There! Contact Us For Your Agricultural Processing Machines. by dealerman(m): 12:33pm On Sep 24, 2021
[quote author=Walexz02 post=105279544]For the ginger washer, is it only washing or washing and peeling ?
Yes

2. Garlic peeling , dry or wet peeling? If wet the garlic need to be dry, if dried peeling the garlic have to dry before peeling .
Yes, it will require drying before grinding.


3. What do you intend to dry with the oven sir ?
We need the oven to dry the Split Ginger and Garlic, before milling to powder.
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Car TalkRe: Abuja And Environs, Remotely Follow Your Car Repairs Online. by dealerman(m): 12:33pm On Aug 25, 2021
kingreign:
Pls, it would be better if you respect my thread by starting up your own advert thread elsewhere rather than spamming mine.
Sorry about that!
AgricultureRe: Hi There! Contact Us For Your Agricultural Processing Machines. by dealerman(m): 12:32pm On Aug 25, 2021
1) I need a machine that can wash fresh ginger 1,000tons per day capacity
2) Machine that can peel garlic 1,000tons per day capacity
1 and 2 built as a single processing plant. Or individually.
And an oven dryer with 110 trays

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PoliticsRe: Are There No Nigerians In Afghanistan? by dealerman(m): 12:24pm On Aug 25, 2021
Rossinkipp:
Shut up, DUNCE. Nigeria has evacuated its citizens from many countries including most recently Libya and Lebanon where brainless dullards like you went to become slaves of Arabs, only to cry out to the Nigerian govt for rescue..
Since you're the only intelligent and smart fellow on this platform. Kindly show us proof with evidence that Nigerian govt has evacuated it's citizens from Afghanistan. Not Libya or Lebanon!

If you no prove this Ogun go seal off your half dead brain.

Anumanu, we dey talk right, you dey talk left.
Ewu Ephesus!
CrimeRe: Bolanle Aworetan Omojuwa Killed On Lagos/Ibadan Expressway (Pictures) by dealerman(m): 7:46pm On Aug 24, 2021
dre11:
She was said to have been killed in the presence of her children.



http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/23/gunmen-kill-uk-based-nigerian-woman-who-visited-her-country-mothers-burial
At what time did this incident occur?
PoliticsRe: Are There No Nigerians In Afghanistan? by dealerman(m): 7:12pm On Aug 24, 2021
You think Nigerian govt gives a hutt about any Nigerian living in Afghanistan?
They never settle us we dey for naija. na pple we dey Afghanistan dey wan worry about!

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