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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 9:07am On Nov 01, 2023
WriterNiiig:
⚡Top countries by total area:

Russia 🇷🇺: 17,098,242 km² (excluding Crimea, Kaliningrad & other Russian occupied areas)

Canada 🇨🇦: 9,984,670 km²
China 🇨🇳: 9,706,961 km²
USA 🇺🇸: 9,372,610 km²
Brazil 🇧🇷: 8,515,767 km²
Australia 🇦🇺: 7,692,024 km²
India 🇮🇳: 3,287,590 km²
Argentina 🇦🇷: 2,780,400 km²
Kazakhstan 🇰🇿: 2,724,900 km²
Canada is bigger than China?
Unbelievable!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by DeathToSimps: 9:06am On Nov 01, 2023
Floky215:


Is it the hamas that hide it holes and at the back of old women or which one are you talking about...?

Are you sure you are OK?

You people just come out and be writing nonsense....!!

I don't want it to seem like I'm derailing the thread or hating on African militaries.

But bro, I've seen these Hamas guys fight.
No be small. They just fight with serous strategy.
They have rockets, many rockets.

How many west African militaries have rockets and attack drones?

Don't forget that Iran is funding these guys.

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Family / Re: My Wife Got A Job As A Paramedic In The Uk by DeathToSimps: 3:17pm On Oct 31, 2023
omoredia:
Hehe una don use bad leadership kill una future. U go make the pounds and dollars oo but una go lose ur families forever.

There are consequences for bad leaders

Last last

Y0ur wife go divorce u become Iesbian

Y0ur daughter go become Iesbian too

Y0ur son go turn gáy

Then u go end up as an aIcoholic or drug junkie!
Lol
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by DeathToSimps: 11:43am On Oct 31, 2023
bidexiii:



which one be this one grin

can HAMAS defeat Egypt talk alone coalition of Arab powerful countries in North Africa ?

I said West Africa.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by DeathToSimps: 9:24am On Oct 31, 2023
The mods deleted my comment.

I repeat, Hamas is stronger than most African militaries. They can easily defeat all West African militaries combined.

This is a FACT.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel Gaza War: Hamas Takes Tanzanian Students And Other Nationalities Hostage by DeathToSimps: 9:22am On Oct 31, 2023
Hamas will have killed these people. They are of no negotiating value to them.
Hamas is a terrorist group.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 5:38pm On Oct 30, 2023
WriterNiiig:
⚡Facebook and Instagram launch paid ad-free subscriptions in Europe for around €9.99 per month on the web or €12.99/month on iOS and Android
Lmao
When Elon musk introduced it to Twitter, many stupid, worthless mainstream media analysts said it will never work and that Elon is killing Twitter.

Lmao, now every other social media platform is adopting it.

Elon Musk is a genius.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: African Militaries/ Security Services Strictly Photos Only And Videos Thread by DeathToSimps: 9:20am On Oct 29, 2023
African militaries are trash.
Hamas will single handedly defeat all West African forces combined.
Hezbollah -+ Hamas will defeat West and South Africa combined.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 9:13am On Oct 29, 2023
OkpaNsukkaisBae:




Imagine how their women go be? Too bad hijab no dey allow us see dem wella
Gaybriel
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 9:12am On Oct 29, 2023
dvkot:
omo these saudi guys are fine as fcvk... See as person soft tongue
Are you gay? Why are you gay?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 9:10am On Oct 29, 2023
Vl3ly:
Presumed Yesterday results of entering Gaza we are waiting for confirmation
Ai generated images.
Look closely at the faces and fingers.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 3:06pm On Oct 27, 2023
WritterNig:
⚡Nikki Haley strikes again:

Give Israel whatever they need whenever they need it, no questions asked.
What a fool.
I support Israel but this bitch is a total fool.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by DeathToSimps: 3:03pm On Oct 27, 2023
jayAjoku:
In the light of the recent ritual Killings I would advise all men here to know details about your sisters relationships Don’t interfere o but at least know something about your sisters supposed boyfriend offer your insights but keep it at that.

Women always know what they’re doing yes indeed but Some men are also very good liars and women will fall for those lies.
True in a way.

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Romance / Re: My Princess Is Gone. Naija why?? by DeathToSimps: 8:25am On Oct 25, 2023
See your name "CandyOps". Very feminine name.
You're just a closet gay boy. Better go back to your usual lifestyle, simp.

I bet before the end of the year your name will appear on Nairaland when you'll be paraded by police for same-sex acts.

Disgusting, needy thing.
Romance / Re: OMG! My Crush Is Bedwetting! by DeathToSimps: 8:23am On Oct 25, 2023
kevwemike:
I was once dated a girl that bedwet and anytime she does that I will help her to wash her clothes and the bed spread, I will even let her sleep at my position and I row to where she wet, NXT morning I will sun the bed myself, bcuz I love her, it can happen to anybody .
Death to simps (like you).

Ask yourself, what did you benefit in the end? Absolutely nothing of value.

Sex-starved, low self esteem simp.

Tueh!

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Romance / Re: OMG! My Crush Is Bedwetting! by DeathToSimps: 8:22am On Oct 25, 2023
flyingdutchman:
If you truly love her, you would help train and work with her to stop the bed wetting. Dating is NOT for boys, it is for MEN like us.

If you cannot help your love through her challenges, then you are not fit to date her.

Do you think she enjoys bed wetting
Dirty simp
Romance / Re: My Client Just Bursted Me And I Admitted I’m A Nigerian by DeathToSimps: 7:07am On Oct 25, 2023
FOOTSOLDIER2:


Yes oh brotherman. Work no dey cast oh, instead make e end for legit grin
Thanks boss I still dey package am, at least she never block me and I dey give am wicked flows she no fit resist just that say 9ja name done too baje

You're an evil Satan. Death await you if you don't quit your criminality and look for a legitimate means of income.

Disgusting, evil, lazy, demonic assh0le. Animalistic evil incarnate. Criminal minded bastar.d.
Romance / Re: UBUNJA's MISEDUCATION: The Female Source Code. by DeathToSimps: 6:45am On Oct 25, 2023
Evergreen post.

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Romance / Re: These Kind Of Men Need To Be Flogged Publicly by DeathToSimps: 11:30am On Oct 24, 2023
Death to simps

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Business / Re: Naira Crashes To ₦1,210 To US Dollar by DeathToSimps: 7:14pm On Oct 23, 2023
mrvitalis:
On your mandate we shall stand

Maybe most of you don't understand this

If you earned 200k as at may 29th .... The value of your salary is now about 100k
Not true

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 1:13pm On Oct 23, 2023
Kingsnairaland:


Nope you don't need to abuse any Muslim because you are lucky to be born a Christian

Just imagine if you were born a Muslim you won't know this things too.
If I was born a Muslim I would have recanted.

Only dirty, useless, hopeless, worthless and stupid people can claim to be part of a religion that never advocates peace. Always associated with death, war and bloodshed.

Can never be me!!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia-Ukraine War: World News, Weapons & Battlefield Discussions - Live by DeathToSimps: 12:49pm On Oct 23, 2023
Kingsnairaland:
You can not separate religion news from wars news..

You must first understand what caused war and then when did war start

Russia Ukraine war did not start today or 2014 it started from the time Russia and USA were created both wanted to dominate

So you must check the root cause of wars

Every foundation boils down to religion news

The first-ever war began in heaven

So it is a religion thing.... So since it began in heaven this means

Wars are spiritual things

Stop complaining just because you don't believe in spiritual things it won't make them not to be true.





I agree.

All Muslim head slamming terrorists and their supporters want us to stop talking about religion.

Shame on them.
Romance / Re: Help! My Wife Threatened To Divorce Me by DeathToSimps: 1:49pm On Oct 21, 2023
Disgusting simp.
I spit on you in great disgust.

Shame.

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Romance / Re: My Weird Tinder Experience In ABJ by DeathToSimps: 3:00am On Oct 21, 2023
Sheistoopretty:



You seeee, this one of the reasons why so many guys suffer unnecessarily, they just can never be straightforward, you knew it was too early to be in a relationship, but wasn't too early to insert your D*ck on a P*ssy u met barely 2 days ago? From the way u were describing how u dived on her like a Lion who just found it's prey, I'm pretty sure u went raw? undecided undecided undecided undecided Why didn't u just go ahead and ask her how much she's willing to collect and save yourself from all these unnecessary dramas? Now you've made a total stranger know your in and out, worst more, where you Live (In this dangerous times ooo) Which she can come to hurt you anytime she wants...

Hmmm!

Shut up. Mu²
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend is Being Deceptive Here. What should I Do? by DeathToSimps: 3:19pm On Oct 19, 2023
Opanka44:


Wow.. I'm so happy for you to have found love. May God bless every bit of what you do. And may your heart desires come to fruition

Guy you talk like a simp.
I know say you go insult me but it is a shame that at 33 years of age you're still a big, stupid, irritating and disgusting simp.

There's a red pill thread here. Follow it from page 1 to the last. You'll learn.

And you better learn now or you learn the hard way.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Palestinians Have No Land, They’re Neither Sons Of Isaac Nor Ismail – Scholar by DeathToSimps: 9:13am On Oct 19, 2023
Every Muslim is truly a potential terrorist.
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by DeathToSimps: 12:13pm On Oct 17, 2023
PECON1:
I saw this on Twitter, pics of will and Jada 2011.pls don't be will smith😹😹
😂

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by DeathToSimps: 12:07pm On Oct 17, 2023
CuteNbad:
Good day y'all,


I need y'all input on this.

So there's the girl I'm seeing currently. I'm yet to ask her out since these days no one does that again. I didn't wanna put a label on it or apply pressure. I just wanted it to keep flowing the way it was. I said was because there's the new guy she's seeing now.

She told me about it the last time we spoke. She said she gat her virginity to him. Something she promised me.

I feel hurt really. I do love this girl but she's slipping away from my grasp and I can't seems to accept that.

When I asked her why she slept with him when she knew we both had planned I'll be her first. She said it wasn't intentional and that it just happened.

Now she they've had sex thrice and she keeps calling him her bf to my face.

She came to my crib last week Monday and I was to have sex with her but she was on her period so we only smoothed and all... No sex.

Since she left my crib she's yet to call back or reply my text

She keeps saying I never asked her out each Time I asked why she's with the other guy.


I truly love this girl fr.
I have like three other girls in my life but I don't love them the way I love this girl.

I even stop talking to two of those girls because I thought she was getting serious with me.

Also she's never billed me before so it's not like she's after money

Anything I can do to save this?.


Ps: we're all undergraduate students.

Honesty you should be arrested for this post.
How can one person have low self esteem like this?
Also, you lack game.
Pitiful.

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Romance / Re: Guys, I'm Heart Broken. by DeathToSimps: 11:50am On Oct 17, 2023
skj1377:
Get used to the heartbreak it's part of the learning curve. In my time I cried sef. Keep sending her love text messages every morning by 7am also at night by 10pm. Do this for like 30days. Don't call or flash . After 30days stop see if she will textback or flash. If she does not start sending her love messages till she calls you or your tired of her whichever comes first.

You should be arrested for this useless comment
Romance / Re: Girl Who Turned Down My Relationship Proposal Asking Me For Money After 3 Years by DeathToSimps: 5:49pm On Sep 26, 2023
Gee64:
You missed the chance of fvcking her sha.

If I were you, I would have sent 40k to her straight and not ask her to come over. You would have seen her come to spend one week of marathon fvcking with you for FREE!
Do you realise how much it is to get a hook-up for a night fvck?
You see free toto, you dey form hero. Let Nairaland broke guys dey hail you for nothing. Most of them nor get money to blow real cunt na strip chat and vaseline be their grace. E don tey wen their big preeks don enter live toto.

You're disgusting.
You'll perish, simp.
Romance / Re: How i banged a mother of two yesterday by DeathToSimps: 5:29pm On Sep 26, 2023
thesilentman:
So touch is the ultimate greenlight-regardless of who initiated it.If she aint comfortable with your touch,forget,you are on a long thing! Just look elsewhere instead of wasting your time.
Later in the evening,i asked my wife about her friend.She told me she's currently estranged by her ex hubby who,aside paying alimony of two kids is currently begging her to return.And while i'm pounding her in the bathroom.
LESSON FOR ALL MEN,especially simps;
1.Don't stress or waste over getting laid.Use the touch method to guesstimate if there's attraction.,It's the ultimtate greenlight.
2.NEVER take back a woman who's gone.She'd definetely come back worse.
END OF STORY.

Facts. Sensible men will pick out the lessons here. But simps will still not learn.

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