skj1377:
Get used to the heartbreak it's part of the learning curve. In my time I cried sef. Keep sending her love text messages every morning by 7am also at night by 10pm. Do this for like 30days. Don't call or flash . After 30days stop see if she will textback or flash. If she does not start sending her love messages till she calls you or your tired of her whichever comes first.

You should be arrested for this useless comment

Gee64:
You missed the chance of fvcking her sha.

If I were you, I would have sent 40k to her straight and not ask her to come over. You would have seen her come to spend one week of marathon fvcking with you for FREE!
Do you realise how much it is to get a hook-up for a night fvck?
You see free toto, you dey form hero. Let Nairaland broke guys dey hail you for nothing. Most of them nor get money to blow real cunt na strip chat and vaseline be their grace. E don tey wen their big preeks don enter live toto.

You're disgusting.
You'll perish, simp.

thesilentman:
So touch is the ultimate greenlight-regardless of who initiated it.If she aint comfortable with your touch,forget,you are on a long thing! Just look elsewhere instead of wasting your time.
Later in the evening,i asked my wife about her friend.She told me she's currently estranged by her ex hubby who,aside paying alimony of two kids is currently begging her to return.And while i'm pounding her in the bathroom.
LESSON FOR ALL MEN,especially simps;
1.Don't stress or waste over getting laid.Use the touch method to guesstimate if there's attraction.,It's the ultimtate greenlight.
2.NEVER take back a woman who's gone.She'd definetely come back worse.
END OF STORY.

Facts. Sensible men will pick out the lessons here. But simps will still not learn.

Afonjacrusder:


Death to simps.

Agreed

That's why I only use Jumia.

I can't purchase any item online if not through Jumia.

You could have found this same item on Jumia and be assured of delivery. You could even return the item if it doesn't meet your expectations.

But una no dey hear word.

Jumia is the GOAT of online retail services in Nigeria.

Wtf is this??

God punish the navy soldier.
May he die a painful death.

Useless, illiterate, underpaid, uneducated oppressors.
Nonsense.

Kingosytex:
One thing I love about the Yorubas and Hausas is their love for their language.
Most Igbos don't value the language, many even scold their children for speaking the language and its very laughable.
How can one think his language is inferior? You are teaching your children/wards English while yours is fading into oblivion and you have no problem with that.
Over 70% of the Igbos can't converse in the language for 5 minutes without 'and, the, but, guy, and a whole lot of others' but a Yoruba can speak for hours without any trace of 'but, and'.
Sụọ asụsụ Igbo, Igbo amaka!

Facts