₦airaland Forum

Hmmmm

Rexhenrex:
lol you no well so how we gonna move things to the next phase

We could carry it In a wheel barrow ...

Don't mind me..

You know what to do, don't you?

henryhemon:
Hi debbs. How do i get through to you?

A simple e-mail can do the Magic

Rexhenrex:
hehehe....me is u i want or no one else

Gbam! ... OK...

It isn't His Fault Young Lady, Your Guy has high sexual Libido, you may decide now To leave him so he won't kill you with sex, but the thing is, you may not Like the next person like him.
You have to consider those kinda things before settling down. You have to marry a guy that is sexually Compatible with you, so you could have a smooth and fun filled marriage.

I think you should talk this over with him. Tell him your mind, cos at some point, you'll be forced to believe that he's only using you.

QueenthDee:
See them grinning from ear to ear



I hope that smile lasts

Bad belle Be Praying For the Smile to End soon

Lovely Couple. Beautiful Bride.

Rexhenrex:
stop sweet mouthing jorh,hope it won't be child abuse and besides is u i want o if na calabar no p the badder the better *winks

Lol. Who Bad? Stop am o..
Anyways, My Daughter issa Big girl, don't worry, They won't hurt you!

Rexhenrex:
hahaha....crazy lady my left balls as colateral abi?? I no do again o....beside over money the disturb me fa,na my looks the make them run help me find na

I see! You're fresh jhor ...
I'll give you my last born to marry, she's a Calabar Girl o
I hope say you no get worry?

Rexhenrex:
lmao...debby longest of time missed u fa *winks btw he might no have a job na maybe she took in for him and he had no option...but actually early marriage cool mum married at 18 then dad was just 23 ma dad and his first son are like brothers the way the gist and play is soo funny,me all the girls i asked out no one agreed now its u i want *smiles btw nice d,p its dope.

Lemme start from the last paragraph . ... Thanks much!
You wey no get money wan dey marry? Isokay, I'll give you a loan but you'll drop your left balls as a collateral ..
Then you bring the girl to me for proper recommendation. I've missed you too sha

Can't stop laughing at the sugar cane part .
Unless you wish to have a torn p***y, Try it

Rexhenrex:
this one is strong i hope he has a job so he can feed his not to suffer her and there unborn kids....goood for them sha

If he didn't nave a job, he wouldn't have opt for marriage at the first place. Early marriage is cool and fun..
You don't have to wait till you're 50
Better go and look for your own wife o

Who does that poo this days?? ....

Lol....

Lordmykel:
eyen eka mi, machine unam owo iduhe o..

Eyam mi ke Urua Marian o, take a stroll c'mon, don't be Lazy , go check it out yourself. Kutie ke ufok ufiok

henryhemon:
Hi would be fine if I get to up close n personal with you. Do you mind?

Its no biggie. I'm Deborah, you could respond via e-mail.

saintfellow:
lies everywhere.

Are You guilty in Anyway?

And He's even an Ugep boy, you don't expect plenty from them.

Lordmykel:
1. Must be God fearing, infact religious, (but not too religious o.. And if your dad is a native doctor, STAY AWAY)

2. Must not be taller than me,wait o.. i've never seen a girl taller than me o. Kikiki short plum girls on low cut are bae

3. Must have an amazing sense of fashion (even if she doesn't, i'll teach her how to rock something, trust me na)

4.i won't mention compplexion here o, i know some girls are waiting for this so they can block me ASAPtho i think either dark skin or light skin you all are bae. (no bleaching please, multi colour is not allowed)

5. Must be intelligent, not necessarily in academics sha, at least normal smartness)

6. Must NOT be a cultist/witchhehehee, it's funny but i'm serious

7. She can be from any tribe except one particular tribe, my family will finish me if i even look that direction

8. It's not a must that she must be a good cook (Mr. Biggs dey) so all those girls that brag about knowing how to cook calm down.. to sabi book better pass to sabi cook

9.She must not necessarily be endowed with back side and boobs. Tho if you have them its a little pluswho ya yansh epp, but.... I am a fan of boobs o... I think a pillow made of flesh and milk gives you better night sleep

10. She must be respectful, tho if she kinda lacks manners, she is not too old to learnits never too late, you know

11. She must NOT be too religious, i'm not a fan of long skirt and rubber thread hair (if you carry religion for head like gala, park one side first, make i see road pass).

12. She must not be a talkertive/gossiper but must have good communication skills. It'll be cool to know that i'm not in a relationship with a mute or a parrot

13. Emmmmm... (clears throat) this one is a serious matter o.. She must be VERY naughty, infact i mean, crazily, extremely, hyper-naughty. If after our wedding night i find out you dont like much of it. Your father must return my palmwine, kolanut and money, i will tell him there was a mistake somewhere. But wait o, if you aint naughty, we aint compatible atall..

14. She must have a good/kind/lovely heart. I do not have the intention of falling inlove with a WWE champion

15. She must be stubborn. (i donno o, i think this is a turn on for me).

16. She must not be a nagging girl, but who i'm i to complain? Nagging and women are like married couple, till death do them part

17. I'm not a fan of ladies who tie wrapper and head tie to stay at home. Come on! Make some brazilian hair, do a little make up, rock some tight jeans and high heeled shoes all on my moneylets go for holiday in California
...
...
This does not mean i'm being selective mbok. There are just the fantacies/wishes of a brother though i know when love catches someone, you wont even look at these attributes, you'll just dive inside like it's your fathers swimming pool. We'll thank God for the gains and endure the flaws, no one is perfect.
...
..
.
#Eyoita

Idehe Ekpri Mkpo. .. Duk udua dep machine, for manufacturing your dream wife

TrapQueen77:
Mmcchheww!


She can parade different cars in every states but she can't park her car In a clinic to get her rotten pussay being checked properly..



Na yeye girl.

Becareful with your choice of words....
Everyone is a sinner, she needs help, don't add to her humiliation.

Largas:
absolutely!!!

meanwhile; I want to come for you.

Lol. That's not possible.
Happy New month to you, it came late though.

Snapchat:
sorry

Ok

Snapchat:
I wanted to say you were FAKE just like a certain debbywills I saw up there but those people that commented before have said it...

Lol.

DJHANDSOME:
Why is Debbywills shining teeth all over this post ?

Lol. I'm sorry.. I'll stop shining it.

gbengarock:
Babe I'm just being me

OK o,if you say so

CreamyMoltenLar:
Lol, you know dem na, no need. Maybe you don dey use bowleg waka sef, who knows
Hope you're frontally and posteriorly bodaciously voluminous?

Abasi mi

Is too long nau, kuku break am down mbok, don't murder a fellow

This is an act of greed, the elder sister should go on with the relationship. The younger one had already made it obvious that she doesn't want the guy, why's she coming back now to threaten the sister to leave him? I think it's cause of what she saw, she'll definitely love the guy for his money, not the guy himself.

This shouldn't be something sisters should fight over, no guy wants to spend years trying to toast a guy, everyone has grown above that.

Lol.... This guys ain't smiling