₦airaland Forum

OloshoMan:
When is this SIMP gonna die

he does not need to die now , please don't pray that prayer for him. He should be alive to see what he has done with his own hands, at list his people is been slaughtered while he is alive.

Na now their eye clear

chatinent:
When you are running a degree abroad, you are studying to becoming educated.

In Nigeria, you are schooling...with no hope of being educated or getting a job. That's why they say school na scam (Nigeria)....not education (abroad).

Abroad, it's called tutors.

In Nigeria, lecturers.

Abroad, free modules.

In Nigeria, recycled expensive rubbish called handouts.

Abroad, you have discussions, interviews, responses and peer-reviews...before assignments.

In Nigeria, tear a sheet of paper.

Abroad, you have a zeal in attending classes.

In Nigeria, “course rep, where is my attendance? Who has paid for my handouts?”

Abroad, A shows you are a bright student. You may never get to get zero...they'll be marks for attempting.

In Nigeria, A is for God, B is for Lecturer, C is for serious students which comprise those interested in sexually transmitted grades, and yahoo boys.


Abroad, you can request for extensions if you miss assignments.

In Nigeria, who is your father to walk into my office to authorise me to give you grace?

Abroad, there is serenity to learn.

In Nigeria, you are always on pressure. How can you learn?

Abroad, you are addressed respectfully by your surname...“Mr. Smith, I am afraid you are going to have to go on detention for a week.”

In Nigeria, “hey, you...Kai, if you do as if it is not you I am talking to eh, I swear to God. I will show you what you haven't seen all your life. It's not a threat. You'll carry this course over.”


Abroad, tutors get sacked for thinking of attempting to make things difficult for students by their actions or inactions.

In Nigeria, go and dare report a lecturer. Your days in that school will be the days of Methuselah.


Brethren, no matter the urge you have, never you argue abroad you are from Nigeria.


These are two different worlds.

Nigeria is an international village forced together for administrative convenience by colonial masters! Nigeria is not a country!

With these few points of mine....

Thank you.

hmmmm, 2 bottle of big stout for u my brother.

sinkhole:
Did you say her evidence?
She has deleted everything about her accusations o

I was laughing when @ festacman said there where no smooke without fire , all BMC Crewe self way them day pay 30k every month are so blind and they don't like the truth even when it is obvious. May God delivere them.

festacman:
How much of private lives of Reno and Natasha did you know? Does Natasha look like a person who goes about accusing random men of making passes at her? There is no smoke without fire but there are different kinds of fire.

since you said that there is no smook without fire, Les wait for her own evidence

ethicallyright:
I believe Natasha.

She clocked 40 recently and she's such a beauty to adore.

In 2014 she was in her early thirties and her prime as a pretty bi-racial with Ukrainian blood , sexy body shape, eloquence and luring smiles. She's literally in the Class of Juliet Ibrahim, Nadia Buhari , Maria of BBN Fame , Rosaline Meurer, etc whom we know 98.835278% of Nigerian men cannot resist (excluding me)

Mr. Reno has employed rhetorics which only appear to be logical and finely crafted his argument with bogus vocabulary extracted from the global information technology register to deceive his hundreds of social media disciples who are yet to see through his hypocrisy.

I put more effort into investigating an issue immediately an alleged person claims alibi.

The ex-spokesperson of the Third President of Nigeria's fourth republic, who is currently on a self-imposed exile , is guilty as charged.


It may seem as though critics prefer Reno to his mental doppelgänger, Fani-Kayode. The latter would not only agree that he asked for a sexual moment with the fair lady but would proceed to tell the whole world how she screamed his name when they shared a bed though it could just be a fragment of his diseased imagination.

monthly 30k salary at work

festacman:
One thing is certain: Reno and Natasha are two proud individuals who mutually admire each other but are stuck on their respective high horses.

Even when we were in secondary school, you see a boy and girl quarelling over nothing, just know they admire each other but PRIDE of who makes first move is standing in between.

Truth be told, there is no man with real d*ck that will behold Natasha and not want to get close to her. She is innately charming.

so you mean after the evidence Reno posted you still believe what the useless bitch said .....na way ooo. Bros abeg wear it classes and read again.

What a welcome development, this is the kind of president we need according to mannequingrill and zombies

Na now day break for dem or maybe their eye just clear now

xpressionx:
You are a mad man.
You were at the forefront of the people who foisted the Mannequin on us.

don't mind the fool.

they say Jonathan was this and that , what do we call this man now.

Kayberg:
Which Special Forces?
Taliban's?

I wonder.

What about gunmi the bandit spokesman.

usmexy1:
Election may be near,but Baba is not contesting..it is the Southern part to rule...

bros APC will use it to campaign. That is the strategy.

Election don day near....

No Northerner , hmmmm

Anytime this man makes promises , reverse is the case . Please someone should beg him to stop making promises.

without been told u supposed no say na the bitch goons done take over nairaland just to defend fellow olosho

quote author=pepperdemzombie post=106003292]
Why are you always wailing on behalf of Tonto anytime Churchill is mentioned? She paid you to wail or what?
Tonto say na 440secs man and she no want again, wetin be your own?
Shebi she left 440secs man for 24hrs Kponkpon {baton}, how far?[/quote]without been told u supposed no say na the bitch goons done take over nairaland just to defend fellow olosho

emmabest2000:
Another girl will still snatch Churchill from this lady you called husband snatcher someday....

The cane them used to flogged the ex wife is still patiently waiting for the new wife ....
Drop mic and walk away

I thought the other lady has already divorce this guy b4 he got married to this present lady

Iyaebe:
I don't just like the way they are doing to get back at Tonto lol,they should fear God and also know they still have a long way to go

so because of the unfortunate lady they should not post their pic

Holybwoy:
na tonto suppose dey that space ooo..

But she paid more attention to instagram than her own home.. husband snatcher don teach am lesson..

Ride on Roselyn.. I love to see it

please explain how she snatch him from the other lady ?

personal59:
This man 1994?? Nigerians hmmmmmm

oga say what you want to say , u think he was born here

Hahahaha , that is the only thing that I have to say

rayvelez:
Thunder faya anybody dat insult this man when d psycho was bashing Churchill with all sort of name and tagging him 40secs man y’all called him simp, now that another alpha male is given to her hot hot y’all now know he his man. Thunder faya y’all

bless you my brother

Hahahaha has, no wonder he was able to dremble Nigerians making them believe that he will do even and earth.

I pity whoever that will take over from calamity buhari, calamity buhari don scatter everything, they looking whom they want to hang it on his neck. Make Jonathan no try him self ooo.

mastertek:
I like this man oo, not like the dumb Churchill.

This man is representing Nigerian men. Very outspoken with dignity.

It's only men without dignity would allow one useless hoe to ridicul him publicly and be forming gentleman.

All Toto fans were disappointed, as this man is very outspoken, unlike Churchill.

They have been calling this man all the names they call Churchill then

u are very correct , I love d way this grigri guy is handling d bitch unlike Churchill

saphiere:
It won't die until that ediot is taught a lesson.

u no know e house make u go teach am lesson

pepperdemzombie:
1. Which film you dey act and which film Tonto dey act wen 2 of una turn to colleague?
2. Why didn't you come out wen Tonto was addressing him as Billionaire husband but when bubble burst?
3. When armed robber lost, na only ashawo fit find am cos na 2 of dem dey work for night.
4. You called out Kponkpo but didn't call out ALL the married women in his contact because dey are your party member, Olosho People's Party (OPP)
5. The guy is alleged to have chop about 50% actressess aka Oloshos mostly Asaba branch and you are obliously one of them, pained!
6. Who flaunts and go to parade a month's fvck boy at her child's school to spite the child's father? Only a concentrated fool and that's what Tonto is.
7. Tonto paid for fvck and appearance at the child's school and Kpokpo delivered, so NO refund here!
8. You mean our KING left 40secs free preeq to start paying for preeq? Ultimum shame! Rose dey chop am like that!
9. Tonto did gragra to flaunt grigri, just to spite her husband, it only backfired! Period!

bad guy, two bottle of big stout for u.GOD bless you u my brother