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RomanceRe: My Ex Wanted A Night by decatalyst(m): 9:21pm On Jan 14, 2018
Your battery was obviously low.

Don't you know that you just missed an opportunity yo have twosome? grin


The amebo neighbor go hear am oo sad

CelebritiesRe: Peter Okoye's Wife Smoking In Front Of Her Husband In A Club (VIDEO) by decatalyst(m): 8:55pm On Jan 14, 2018
Boychidi:
This is very wrong
Nah you wan mark her 'script'?


Let Peter handle it biko...its their problem!
CrimeRe: Man Shot In The Head By 6 Cultists While Drinking In Imo State (Graphic Photos) by decatalyst(m): 4:28pm On Jan 13, 2018
So sad for a promising young lad to end it this way.

Probable causes

1. Ex cultist

2. Talks too much.

3. Snatched a cultist girl.

4. Boastful or troublesome

All of the above doesn't permit anyone to spill his blood except he has spilled someone else's blood before lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Most Nigerian Parents Are Failures. See Reasons Why..... by decatalyst(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2018
ChildOfDoom:
75 percent of nigerians are suffering everyday. They barely eat up to a dollar daily. This is mainly the fault of parents not even the government.


Didn't the bible say a man should toil for his daily bread?


Wasn't a mother meant to be caring?


I'm disappointed in my parents. Dad has/had no balls as he didn't man up to provide me with the good things of life.


Mama managed to send me to school but only paid fees while i struggled to feed and buy handouts.

I know others here might have worse experiences.


They have failed us. Where they forced to give birth??


currently managing a self-contain with the family but once i make it, i won't pick their calls
Young man, Nairaland is not twitter where different people post Cock and Bull stories to get attention.


Now, shift!
AgricultureRe: My Plantain Farm In Pictures by decatalyst(m): 2:57pm On Jan 11, 2018
sulaimon22:
u can chat me up on WhatsApp tru 08131056283
Aii. Thanks man
AgricultureRe: My Plantain Farm In Pictures by decatalyst(m): 12:54pm On Jan 11, 2018
sulaimon22:
This is how it all started.

So I started this plantain farm last year after my NYSC. it was a hard decision for me to take to invest in farming with little experience in the field.

I Summouned the courage of starting this business with the little capital I have.

Today I have 3000 plantain stand which will be ready by February or march.

To all the job seekers out dia, pls invest in farming most especially plantain farming and see how ur life will look like in 9month.
Bro, you took the right decision and I am applauding you for that.

I would like you to indulge me...want to learn stuff from your 'expertise' and experience. I have a percel at Ikire, osun state. Can we talk?
CelebritiesRe: Alibaba Reacts To Davido's Claim That He Made ₦500m From His Last Concert by decatalyst(m): 12:43pm On Jan 11, 2018
tammyboy1:
too long,summarize abeg
Knowledge is gotten from reading!


Oya go back and read...

CelebritiesRe: Rihanna In Tears At Her Cousin’s Funeral Service (see Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:18am On Jan 11, 2018
In tears, with all the makeup?


o lawd! undecided
CrimeRe: 32-year-old Newly Married Man Arrested For Defiling Six-year-old Girl In Lagos by decatalyst(m): 8:17am On Jan 11, 2018
"Newly married"?


When you think say u don hear am finish, one mofo is just warming up. huh
FamilyRe: Wife Dumps Her Son, Empties Husband's Shops, Elopes With School Boyfriend by decatalyst(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10, 2018
TheHistorian:
You married soneone you don't know her relatives?

BullCrap!

Will he sell her relatives to recoup his money and properties back? grin

RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by decatalyst(m): 7:11pm On Jan 10, 2018
sinaj:
I think this is d funniest grin
Gracias wink
BusinessRe: Meet John Collison, Harvard Dropout And World's Youngest Self-Made Billionaire by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Jan 10, 2018
Pataricatering:
Lol . I hadn’t laughed all day , thanks .
...a pleasure, dear. wink
RomanceRe: 12 Meme From Nairaland 2017 Get Together Party (the Meat) by decatalyst(m):
The way you react when a lady beside you calls a name that sounds like your bf's own on the phone when you are about to eat something.

Patiently trying to listen grin

CelebritiesRe: Osita Iheme Pawpaw's The Resident Hotel Opens In Owerri, Imo State (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:35am On Jan 10, 2018
"The Resident" sounds like a movie title grin

Who agrees?
CrimeRe: Man Narrates His Ordeal With Armed Robbers In In Uyo, Akwa Ibom State (pics) by decatalyst(m): 10:41am On Jan 10, 2018
What a close shave with death! shocked


May God protect me, my family, friends and every nairalander. Amen.
TravelRe: Pilot Couple Carrying 324 Fired After They Fought And Both Abandoned The Cockpit by decatalyst(m):
Abi aiye is doing them ni? shocked


Abi they want to be unfortunate ni?

How can they be gambling with the life of the passengers?

BusinessRe: Meet John Collison, Harvard Dropout And World's Youngest Self-Made Billionaire by decatalyst(m): 9:08am On Jan 10, 2018
E be like say there is something about being 'a school drop out' in advance countries. In Africa, you automatically become a street urchin in most cases.
FamilyRe: Wow, Lady Shares Adorable Photo Of Her Baby Bump And Then Her Beautiful Twins by decatalyst(m): 9:01am On Jan 10, 2018
At least there is some decency in this her "shoot" cool

RomanceRe: Lady Mistakenly Sends Shower Photo To Her Dad Instead Of Her Boyfriend (PHOTOS) by decatalyst(m): 7:57pm On Jan 09, 2018
ENDTIME DAUGHTER embarassed
CultureRe: Aminu Sanusi Lamido Resumes Duty As Police Officer Officially (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 7:46pm On Jan 09, 2018
SUPOL:
This two above me need counseling.
Counseling ke?

Abi serious flogging. undecided

They are both drinking panadol extra on top another man's headache undecided
RomanceRe: My Neighbour Whose Husband Is Abroad Wants To Sleep With My friend by decatalyst(m): 9:14am On Jan 09, 2018
If you do it, badluck is already having pity on you like...

CareerRe: Female Soldier Shares Photos Of Her Experience At The Nigerian Army Depot. by decatalyst(m): 9:10am On Jan 09, 2018
No wonder most of the Men of the law act 'abnormal' when they are out.


Salute to the few sane ones in the force.

HealthRe: Man Overdoses On Viagra In Airport, Strips Unclad, Hurls Poo At Everyone by decatalyst(m): 6:54pm On Jan 08, 2018
Dem suppose beat the gra gra comot from eim body! undecided


Iranu undecided
RomanceRe: Slay Queens Now Securing Their Future Husbands Spiritually (pics) by decatalyst(m): 6:44pm On Jan 08, 2018
whitebeard:
grin grin grin grin grin pls who else finds this funny..!!
I find it ridiculously ridiculous!

RomanceRe: Man Marries Woman 7 Days After Meeting On Social Media (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:37pm On Jan 08, 2018
I don't even have a word to say

CareerRe: Nairalanders advice helped a physically challenged Entrepreneur. Now I’m married by decatalyst(m):
@Nwakpa and the likes be looking at thread like..."so my stupidity is global if this guy's business could grow global with the help of Nairaland"

grin grin

RomanceRe: Ghanaian Lady Turns Down Boyfriend’s Proposal In The Mall, Pours Water On Him by decatalyst(m): 9:08pm On Jan 07, 2018
One word for this+-÷√× equals to GROSS!
CelebritiesRe: Gabby Asare Otchere-Darko Blasts Wizkid Over CAF Awards Performance by decatalyst(m): 7:28pm On Jan 07, 2018
We understand that no Ghanaian was deemed qualified to grace the stage and that could be painful for a certain ASARE grin


BUT nah dah artiste wey sang "one corner" dem for bring on stage? undecided
RomanceRe: My Best Friend Is Planning Marriage With My Ex-boyfriend by decatalyst(m): 4:59pm On Jan 07, 2018
Is second hand vehicles or 'tokunbo' cars not meant to be bought? undecided




Park well jare

RomanceRe: Beautiful Hausa Lady Marries A Yoruba Guy (Pictures) by decatalyst(m): 4:20pm On Jan 07, 2018
Evablizin:
Hi,welcome back and happy new year.
grin

I never left nairaland...just took a break from expressing myself here.

Thank you for taking note dearie. kiss
FamilyRe: Man Gifts Wife New Car For Exclusively Breast-Feeding Their Baby For 6 Months by decatalyst(m):
Donald3d:
Some people no just get shame
Some things should be kept private
Let's be honest I am not hating
.

It is even the wife's duty.

Maybe the lady/wife was a slay queen who may not want to do such and the man just managed to strike a contract with her. undecided


To the dumbskull quoting me to score Nairaland likes, it has been edited. I guess u left something important in 2017!

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