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CelebritiesRe: Anu Adeleke, Davido's "First Daughter" Celebrates 4th Birthday (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:12am On Nov 19, 2017
divinehand2003:
So Davido reject this fine pikin. But the pikin Nor resemble davido ooooo.
Wehdon, DNA expert

RomanceRe: With A Holy Kiss! Don Moen And His Wife Seals Their 41st Wedding Anniversary by decatalyst(m): 9:46pm On Nov 18, 2017
Nigerian celebrities should take a cue from this man...


He is scandal free and he is not 'donating' upandan undecided
CelebritiesRe: Huhu? Beverly Osu Shares Video Of Her Mother Smoking While Driving On The Road by decatalyst(m): 9:43pm On Nov 18, 2017
tydi:
Their stupidity is at its peak.
Stupidity is their family heritage!
CrimeRe: Mob Beats Kidnappers Caught While Trying To Kidnap A Lady In Lagos (Pics) by decatalyst(m): 8:54pm On Nov 18, 2017
See able young, Strong and agile boys that should be thinking of achieving success...that could lead to a legacy. They are busy admiring expensive cars and houses, dreaming of buying Gucci stuffs, Louis Vuitton, Feragamo and the likes, at a young age without hard work.


They should lace their bom bom with better whip and hand them over to the official thieves...the worst...force in the world
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Takeover: What Zimbabwe Looks Like Today (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:15pm On Nov 15, 2017
ettybaba:
Gaddafi was a good leader.
I mean the way he eventually left power/the way power left him!

No one should hold on to power note than 4-10 years!
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Takeover: What Zimbabwe Looks Like Today (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:14pm On Nov 15, 2017
paradigmshift:
gadaffi never embarrassed himself liar. how's Libya today now ?
I mean the way he eventually left power/the way power left him!

No one should hold on yo power note than 4-10 years!
Foreign AffairsRe: Zimbabwean Soldiers Force Policemen To Sit On The Ground After Take Over by decatalyst(m): 8:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
Queenlovely:
2017 august. Police men shot at Spectators who laughed when they were punished by soldiers. They shot this girl, her intestines were every where. Seven people died that day at opi junction.
I cried to my father and we flew her to john Hopkins hospital. Luckily my adopted son( orthopaedic doctor) works there. He did his best and she Survived.
She is now recovering fast.

Don't laugh at men with guns. It intoxicate
Commonsense should make any sane man to respect whoever carries a gun.
Foreign AffairsRe: Military Takeover: What Zimbabwe Looks Like Today (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:18pm On Nov 15, 2017
johnnyvid:
mugabe can never survive this coup.
He is just embarrassing himself like Gaddafi undecided

Crazy Africans
PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Empowers Residents With Eggs, Noodles & Beverages (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:38pm On Nov 14, 2017
Cromagnon:
they're billionaires, you're ranting. Who craze pass

PoliticsRe: Governor Ganduje Empowers Residents With Eggs, Noodles & Beverages (Photos) by decatalyst(m):
Awon werey!

After promising us good life, electricity good road and good water, here they come again (stomach infrastructure) with their useless maneuvers to manipulate the illiterate and semi-illiterate while the so called literate few watch on!

In fact, thunder fire all politicians! sad

CelebritiesRe: ‘I Am Keeping Myself For Anthony Joshua’ – Pretty Nigerian Lady Says by decatalyst(m): 10:01am On Nov 05, 2017
teebankz10:
With that skinny body huh huh
Anthony J will f*ck your destiny out grin cheesy

And you'll be like
One word for you? WICKED!

grin grin
CultureRe: My Life Is A Mess - Please Help Me Fix My Life by decatalyst(m): 9:53am On Nov 05, 2017
There is no problem here...



Start working on your personality and mind set. You need to do this first, otherwise, you will not last in any establishment! Visit counselorscounselors and never hold back while telling them what you have done so bad. Then, your 'healing' can begin.
CelebritiesRe: Swanky Jerry Builds A House; Shows Off His Range Rover (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:02pm On Nov 01, 2017
Ain't hating but this looks rather childish and it is uncalled for! undecided



Blue beret and SUV...hmmm lipsrsealed
RomanceRe: Do This Piss You Off Also? by decatalyst(m): 9:00pm On Nov 01, 2017
AryEmber:
I so much loathe girls with fish brain! When I was in secondary school, there's this guy my friends and I found his acts annoying. He chased everything and anything in skirt( that's pretty) and he got a lot of girls because he had the right look and a full pocket. My friends and I insult the girls who fell for him (even go as far as cursing sometimes) Unknown to me, one of us had already accept to be this guy's girl( let call this friend A) It was only yesterday A confessed and narrated how he broke her heart. I kept shaking my head and knees, she probably thought I pitied her but I? I was inwardly cursing her and wishing her heart had been ripped out instead! She even had the guts to call him a dog! I so badly wanted to tell her that since a female dog is called bitch, that is what she is. I watched that Kiss and Tell movie and literally fumed, I mean if I was an anime character,you'd see the steam coming out of my ears and nose. What's with the attitude of I'm going to teach these players a lesson or change them? I sometimes badly wish I'm a guy cause God help me, I'd screw so many ladies without remorse and when I'm ready to settle down,I would with a decent virgin or a girl close to.
You better calm down before you blow into pieces.

Birds of the same feathers fly together fa undecided
Car TalkRe: Hennessy Unveils The New Venom F5,Which Could Be The 1st Road Car To Hit 300mph by decatalyst(m): 8:30pm On Nov 01, 2017
I hope taking a Jonny Walker in this wouldn't cause explosion?

grin grin
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy Rides Clean In Her G Wagons by decatalyst(m): 8:28pm On Nov 01, 2017
See her fingers sef... undecided



I guess she doesn't do any washing including her body
CrimeRe: House Burglars Caught In Lagos Stripped Unclad & Beaten To Pulp By Mob by decatalyst(m): 5:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
The spirit of stealing is very shameful.



I feel no pity for those that allow this spirit rule them!
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pythons Fight In Australian Woman's Bathroom (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 12:03pm On Nov 01, 2017
JuanDeDios:
Knowledge. Pythons are non-venomous.
Uncle I know say pythons ain't venomous! Was talking in general terms.
EventsRe: Police Officers, Gloria And Chinedum Okonkwo Wed In Abuja (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:56am On Nov 01, 2017
Not looking bad for a perfect couple picture undecided


I hope karma wouldn't come knocking sha with all the blood money.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Pythons Fight In Australian Woman's Bathroom (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 8:53pm On Oct 31, 2017
danieljessy:
She get mind they take picture

Why some people upon seeing them go b like

"Holy ghost fire,back to sender,back to sender"grin grin
#villagepeoplethings
Some people will be like... grin

But the woman is dumb oo...risking her life for pictures! She forgot pictures don't always tell the true story.

RomanceRe: She Gave It To Her From Behind And She Moan Loudly (photo) by decatalyst(m): 8:47pm On Oct 31, 2017
makydebbie:
That babe wearing the blue jeans.
Lemme not say what's on my mind. lipsrsealed
Definition of ugly/worwor, right? lipsrsealed


Iranu lati owo awon to ri radarada undecided
CareerRe: Adamawa Fruit Seller Wears Suit For His Business. See His Touching Reason by decatalyst(m): 9:13am On Oct 31, 2017
What will someone not see in this Nigeria?


A country where someone is removed and replaced with his cousin undecided


A country where the youths are concerned with irrelevant and they neglect matters that will shape or condition their future.


Hmmm..
RomanceRe: I Offended My Boy Friend, Now He Is Not Talking To Me...please Help by decatalyst(m): 6:19am On Oct 31, 2017
Blackhawk01:
Girls are becoming something else all because they want to prove they can't answer to any man which is pretty annoying jawe... I have issues taking orders too but I'm working on mine and I've decided to stay off relationships until I don't see doing things for my partners as being taken for a slave. It's a thing to know your problem and try solving it in order not to hurt those you care about with it, it's another ball game entirely when you know your problem and instead of working on it, you want him to accept with your baggages because no one can change you abi "I can't comman change for any man" like they say. Mbanu! Kolewerk! angry undecided
Babe oya...

RomanceRe: A Nairalander Proposed To His Girlfriend At KFC Surulere, Lagos. by decatalyst(m): 7:24pm On Oct 30, 2017
Headlesschicken:
grin D nigga no get joy,I'm no even see better shirt wear,upon say I'm wan propose...
Like you have changed your boxers shorts in 10months undecided

RomanceRe: I Offended My Boy Friend, Now He Is Not Talking To Me...please Help by decatalyst(m): 7:19pm On Oct 30, 2017
Blackhawk01:
LOL! There's a thin line between being blunt and being stupidly rude, you know your case already. It's funny when girls use the "I'm blunt like that" tag to cover up their proud and rude arse. Dude actually pleaded with you to help him get the phone but the gist sweet you sotey you misyarn for your bobo in public! My sister, that's an outright display of disrespect to your man.


I don't have an advice to give you because I won't even let my brother marry your type before you carry your bluntness and comman insult MamaBlacky... undecided
#Nailed!

Christianity EtcRe: Shock As Nigerian Lady Discovers Her Gateman Of 7yrs Died 20yrs Ago In Cotonou by decatalyst(m): 6:52pm On Oct 30, 2017
How can someone die and probably reincarnated to become a gateman?


Is suffering his middle name?

RomanceRe: Lady Surprises Her Boyfriend To Mark Their 1st Anniversary (Photo) by decatalyst(m):
E no go better for any girl waiting for me to buy her anything for days spent together lipsrsealed



Una no dey see this kind example? Tell me which mind this kind man go get to cheat again? Even the ancestors go send thunder to fire the man if he ever cheat on the lady.

Foreign AffairsRe: ISIS Extremists Threaten To Attack Prince George At His London Nursery School by decatalyst(m): 5:29pm On Oct 29, 2017
MI6 will have to be extra careful and alert at this obvious danger.


Soft targets are the most painful...May ISIS not succeed I beg.
CrimeRe: Security Men Raid Dreaded Forest In Imo After Arrest Of Notorious Cultist.Photos by decatalyst(m): 3:39pm On Oct 29, 2017
It is 'their' work ooo....




Soft werk grin
FamilyRe: He Is 35 And Still Single by decatalyst(m): 11:46am On Oct 29, 2017
nigeriancritic1:
At 36 my [b]6th child is on the way [/b]and my first born will write the next WAEC. You are stupid!
Bros, are you planning a team for the next world cup?
huh

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Enyeobi Posts Step By Step Advise On How To Rape A Girl by decatalyst(m): 11:40am On Oct 29, 2017
The things I read and hear in this country everyday got me hitting the ground every other day cry

RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Enyeobi Posts Step By Step Advise On How To Rape A Girl by decatalyst(m): 11:38am On Oct 29, 2017
OfficialAwol:
Well I just learnt that.

We learn everyday they say
Jesu!

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