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PoliticsRe: Abia Dep. Speaker, Cosmos Ndukwe Hosts Igbere TV Boss & Face Of Igbere (photos) by decatalyst(m): 6:59pm On Aug 28, 2017
Which one is "SUGERLAND" again?

FamilyRe: Selfless Dad! See How A Man Tried To Save His Family From The Houston Flood by decatalyst(m): 7:58am On Aug 28, 2017
Kondomatic:
You don't see women ask for equal rights and treatment in situations like this.
Equal Wetin kwa?

They will tell you "that is why you are the man"...


Women are so complicated to understand. You just have to be patient with them.
FamilyRe: Selfless Dad! See How A Man Tried To Save His Family From The Houston Flood by decatalyst(m):
That's the definition of a good family man there!

Selfless and ready to defend and protect his family against all odds.

TravelRe: Afi Mountain Wildlife Sanctuary Cross River: Photos & What To Know by decatalyst(m): 9:21pm On Aug 27, 2017
cr7rooney10:
Dont take ur wife near dat gorilla
It a real warning grin


The thing sef looks "hot" grin grin
PropertiesRe: Shocking Flood Takes Over Some Part Of Makurdi Benue State. (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:19pm On Aug 27, 2017
See the dense lady in the last picture shocked

"Feeling" herself in a flood water like that...where any kind of animal could be.

All have brain, but only a few actually use it! undecided
EducationRe: ... by decatalyst(m): 9:16pm On Aug 27, 2017
I hope her friend hasn't "sold" her off! Oops! I mean P!MP her out!


That's what most of all these innocent looking girls do... undecided

May God give the family strength...at this period.
SportsRe: Nigeria's D'tigress Beat Senegal To Become African Champions by decatalyst(m): 8:49pm On Aug 27, 2017
Just about the only good news since the turn of the year!


Well done girls. Only God can reward your hard work...these politicians will just give empty promises.
PetsRe: Is It True That A Cat's Saliva Can Cause Permanent Blindness? by decatalyst(m):
superemmy:
It's, a popular saying in Nigeria that a Cat's Spit can cause permanent Blindness or acidic injury to the skin. How true is this?
Has there been anything to prove or disprove this statement.

I really need some clarification on this. A stray cat jus gave birth to newborns in my compound. I don't know how to approach the situation.
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Hope I don't get blinding spit too.
It rarely affect both eyes.

If your immune system is OK and you eat healthy, with enough vegetables, your right eyes can't be affected.

However, if you are the type that eat garri or Eba, fufu and rice on a regular basis, it is advisable you wear a net when you want to approach the cat that just gave birth cuz her saliva is very potent at this stage.


Lest I forget, walking stick price has really gone up since the turn of the year...so you may want to reconsider if your diet is not that good, else you will lose both eyes. grin
CultureRe: Nnewi New Yam Festival Heard Today, It Looks So Demonic (photo) by decatalyst(m): 7:59pm On Aug 27, 2017
Op, does this look like a yam festival to you?

Where are the yams?

CrimeRe: Woman Attacked By Armed Robbers In Abuja As Bullet Fired Brushed Her Arm. Photos by decatalyst(m): 7:54pm On Aug 27, 2017
What a close shave with death!



May God continue to protect us and our family. Amen
Christianity EtcRe: Omega Power Ministry Shades Pastor Ibiyeomie (photos) by decatalyst(m): 7:52pm On Aug 27, 2017
kabillion:
What if the drink is cold sniper
Nah you go gulp am yourself nah. You think say I no go say make you taste anything you wan gimme? grin
RomanceRe: тнιѕ яσмαи¢є ѕє¢тισи ιѕ иσω νєяу вσяιиg by decatalyst(m): 2:42pm On Aug 27, 2017
sexybbstar:
Thought I was d only one who noticed.
People are busy chasing more now... Who romance EPP? grin grin grin
CultureRe: Oba Of Benin Reacts To Attack On Octogenarian In Benin Palace, Heads To Asorock by decatalyst(m): 2:38pm On Aug 27, 2017
I know the man must have been boasting before then that he will never bend the knee...so he wan use style use the Oba to shine grin

BusinessRe: Tony Elumelu Was In Vegas To Watch Mayweather Vs Mcgregor Fight (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 2:30pm On Aug 27, 2017
So he is part of those that paid $10,000 to watch that game?



Anyway, his money, his discretion in spending it! undecided
CelebritiesRe: Myweather Vs Conor: Hushpuppi Narrates What Happened To Him Last Night (pics) by decatalyst(m): 12:34pm On Aug 27, 2017
Now, hushppuppi makes sense on a Sunday!


We prayed for sense for him so hard...now it is manifesting grin

Hallelujah!

PetsRe: "Beware Of Dogs, Intruders Will Be Eaten" - In Ikeja (Photo) by decatalyst(m): 12:31pm On Aug 27, 2017
amuokuko:
Them cross breed the dog with Lionhuh
To be forewarned is to be forearm!


Cross your line, you hear?
PoliticsRe: Rochas Okorocha Storms Demolished Ekeukwu Market With Security Operatives.Photos by decatalyst(m): 12:08pm On Aug 27, 2017
201320142015ob:
Since yesterday I haven't been able to go to work because my neighbour cheated on his wife and she got angry and told him she will have sex with all the neighbours around....I'm still here waiting for my turn!!
You are very stupid! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy I almost fall off the chair grin grin grin
SportsRe: Social Media Erupts With Hilarious Memes Mocking Connor's Defeat ( Photos) by decatalyst(m): 11:29am On Aug 27, 2017
obidevine:
Meme 3 got me reeling.

A nation weeps: One Twitter user took a swipe at Ireland which is no doubt reeling from McGregor's defeat
Whoever did this is a genius at savagery.

grin grin
CelebritiesRe: POP Francis Blesses Nigerian Boy Who Went Missing On Vacation In Rome.(photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:30pm On Aug 26, 2017
Now some parents would encourage their wards to get "missing" for the Royal/holy blessings


Trust Nigerians grin grin
Christianity EtcRe: Omega Power Ministry Shades Pastor Ibiyeomie (photos) by decatalyst(m): 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2017
Lordflexy007:
Bro.. at your service
Hmmm...sweet combo. Make Una come join me nah
RomanceRe: How Did You Feel The First Time You Took Weed And Drugs? by decatalyst(m): 9:04pm On Aug 26, 2017
Safiaa:
I thought i was gonna die. My heart race was super high, hallucinations, and irritability.

I took the munchies and smoked through a bong. So i really went ott.

Worst day of my life. Will never smoke weed again. Its not for everyone.
Thank your stars you discovered this before you get to a point where it is debilitating to withdraw from the act
RomanceRe: Guys, Lets Talk! Where Is The Strangest Or Weird Place You’ve Ever Had Séx? by decatalyst(m): 9:01pm On Aug 26, 2017
E be like say things done in a hurry dey sweet pass the one wey you plan in your head. grin


Stealing your own food while it is still on the burner is also sweet die grin
RomanceRe: Which Of The Two Would You Pick? Get In Here !! by decatalyst(m): 8:57pm On Aug 26, 2017
akeeen:
choose between the two grin
What happens to wearing the trousers that way and heading home immediately grin



I can never use any of the two...not even when the person that gave me the cheque can rewrite it.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Senator Dino Malaye Flaunts His Ferrari Spider Worth N150million by decatalyst(m): 8:00pm On Aug 26, 2017
Childish grown man.



Kogi and Nigeria by extension don enter one chance.
Christianity EtcRe: Omega Power Ministry Shades Pastor Ibiyeomie (photos) by decatalyst(m):
You mean "HOLY WAR" is about to begin?


Lemme spread my mat here and observe. Can anyone volunteer popcorn or any cold drink?
CelebritiesRe: AY, RMD And This Hot Lady Pictured Together... Fans React by decatalyst(m): 7:53pm On Aug 26, 2017
Gordieshegz:
sir,I fear if the basic reason why you want popularity or money is to impress girls,you must still be on napkins ...

o maa se ooo
I guess the economy has badly affected your sense of humor.

O maa se ooo tongue
RomanceRe: Snapchat Surgeon Livestreams Lady Getting A Buttock Lift(Graphics) by decatalyst(m): 7:19pm On Aug 26, 2017
[quote author=Shezhawt post=59852380][/quote]...such a beautiful profile picture wink
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Kills An Undergraduate Of Ladoke Akintola University For Money Ritual by decatalyst(m): 7:08pm On Aug 26, 2017
ajokebelle:
Baby boy...........go and look for something meaningful to do
Nah me be ur "baby boy"? Cheap internet data is really a blessing, little mama wink
CelebritiesRe: Floyd Mayweather Spends Over 3million On A New Bugatti Grand Sport Convertible by decatalyst(m): 7:06pm On Aug 26, 2017
Dude be spending the 10% of what he never earn from the bout. grin


But I feel he can do it sha
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Kills An Undergraduate Of Ladoke Akintola University For Money Ritual by decatalyst(m): 4:58pm On Aug 26, 2017
ajokebelle:
Whatever......... Sha free the girl
E be like say, slaying without your own money dey your eye grin grin
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Kills An Undergraduate Of Ladoke Akintola University For Money Ritual by decatalyst(m): 4:19pm On Aug 26, 2017
ajokebelle:
Ah ah ......O.P this happened in 2013 naa, leave the girl to rest abeg......Kilode gaan.
Did you just say rest?

Her soul is restless and bitter...
CrimeRe: Boyfriend Kills An Undergraduate Of Ladoke Akintola University For Money Ritual by decatalyst(m): 4:03pm On Aug 26, 2017
When you try to mentor or act as guidian angel to most of these young girls...telling them no young man BTW 18-27yrs would have worked enough to spend 50k at a go in an outing, drive one of the latest car, brag about how much he is worth, they see you as enemy of progress. Like you are envious and maybe you have had a convenant with poverty in your life. Mind you, if he is not the son of a billionaire or son of one of our politithiefians, he is A RITUALIST, FRAUSTER, or STEALING WEALTH from somewhere!

They "shine" or slay small for a very short time on earth because of covetousness and the "I want to belong" mentality. Many ladies are just walking corpse, because virtue has left them a very long time ago.

Shout Out to the real guys and ladies out there,hustling and believing God will bless their hustle pretty soon.

I have no f*vk to give to a slayqueen, fraudulent individual, politithiefians and ritualist! Nemesis will soon catch up with them. Amen.

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