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Romance › Re: What Could Make A Lion Behave Like This (pictures) by decatalyst(m): 12:58pm On Nov 05, 2021

BKsoul:
Lmao..... electric shock.

You think PHCN powers the jungle? I think they only 'power' the "zoo".

You see pole there? huh

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Politics › Re: Adesina: I stopped attending a church because pastor always attacked Buhari by decatalyst(m): 12:57pm On Nov 05, 2021

They didn't miss you absence either.

You should by now that you don't really matter like you thought.

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Celebrities › Re: Davido Shows Off Cooking Skills Says “Nah Food Wey I Cook Him I Go Dey Post Now” by decatalyst(m): 10:37pm On Nov 04, 2021

ImmaculateJOE:
I'm lost.
The "Na" & "Now" that is trending was originated by what exactly..?

Calm down.

It will soon fade away like Efe's fame.

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Sports › Re: Pogba Lookalike Spotted In Nigeria [photos ] by decatalyst(m): 9:41pm On Nov 03, 2021

sureteeboy:
He has brains than Pogba?
He has brains than someone whose net worth is $125 million dollars (over 51 billion in naira) at the age of 28. I wonder what he's using the brain for that we haven't heard of him until now.
That's why I just laugh when I see people throw personal insults at footballers like Messi and Ronaldo at times

Oh wow! So learned and you can't decipher a sarcastic comment or comparison born out of anger caused by his performance.

Romance › Re: Why Some Wives Cheat On Their Husbands... by decatalyst(m): 7:55pm On Nov 01, 2021

Drella:
The moaning of mama chinedu.

You be male.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Battle Field Discussion (picture/video) Of African Military . by decatalyst(m): 7:54pm On Nov 01, 2021*

Xbee007:
I hope they get seriously punished for this. The gunner almost shot his friend on the head.

You noticed. Gross indiscipline and show of lack of professionalism.

Obviously it's an army personnel that shot this video . For what purpose? To showboat?

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Romance › Re: Why Some Wives Cheat On Their Husbands... by decatalyst(m): 7:40pm On Nov 01, 2021

Drella:
You must be living in the 80s.

The couples marrying these days,one would think they were ex-porn stars.
You will be hearing "scissors style","Bodyguard style"
The one wey off me pass na when I overhear mama chinedu dey tell her husband say "You sabi say na Amazon style I like pass".
When I went to check xvideos for Amazon style,I fainted 77 times...

Who woke you up?

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Celebrities › Re: Don Jazzy Donates N1.5million For 100 Youth To Learn Tech by decatalyst(m): 7:32pm On Nov 01, 2021

Iyaebe:
Good one,but how much has he given to Christ?We have dilapidated churches everywhere, how has he been of help?

You can fix the churches and mosques, while he invest in the future of the serious ones that will in turn affect their families and society positively.

Thank you.

Events › Re: Bishop David Abioye Gives Out Only Daughter In Marriage by decatalyst(m): 12:10pm On Nov 01, 2021

Beautiful couple.

The guy wan look like Omeruo but more handsome.

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche's Daughter, Deborah Plans To Open Her Fashion Line (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

Amotolongbo:
This same skirt that looks like the sac used in packing garri?

Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche's Daughter, Deborah Plans To Open Her Fashion Line (Photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:07pm On Oct 31, 2021

Where is the clothes abi nah design.

Celebrities › Re: American Rapper Snoop Dogg Having A Good Time With His Grandchildren. Photonews by decatalyst(m): 10:37pm On Oct 30, 2021

Snoop always happy.

Ironically, he just lost his mom few weeks ago.

Sports › Re: How Messi Is Proving Predictions About Him Right by decatalyst(m): 10:19pm On Oct 30, 2021

A bad patch in his career and we forget all the excitements, smiles and joy he brought to our faces?

Make una give these guys a break (Messi and Ronaldo) nau. They have proven themselves over and over again over the years.

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Science/Technology › Re: Mysterious Fireball Spotted In Sky Across Metro Detroit USA ( Pics, Video) by decatalyst(m): 10:47pm On Oct 28, 2021

That's the last Nigeria satellite crashing into earth grin

Nothing productive fit stay up In this time of the country. undecided

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Romance › Re: Who Else Noticed This On nairaland Lately? [picture] by decatalyst(m): 10:44pm On Oct 28, 2021

dawnomike:
The snake was a set up from Nairaland girls to keep him quiet... He thought his trap caught a snake; little did he know that he was the hunted and the snake a bait

Nah God wan shame am for Nairaland ladies grin

Person wey never chop belleful dey troll. Just imagine how free MB of data dey make some dey act like the biggest boys in town behind keypad. grin

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Romance › Re: How Do You Cope With Friends Who Ask To Rent Your Room Just To Sex A Girl by decatalyst(m): 10:42pm On Oct 28, 2021

Fmlao:
1,2,3

That's the simplest thing, bro

God bless Sheffy for Itoki back in my NYSC days...
I go sleep on rug, he go dey lash babe at night

For midnight around 2am, nigga go wake me up make i come lash d babe, na me own the babe till day break

Serious lashing while Sheffy is snoring.

Run Pussay with no emotions

I know of twins that did this shit school then.

Bad thing is that, the girl didn't know. embarassed

Sports › Re: Pogba Lookalike Spotted In Nigeria [photos ] by decatalyst(m): 10:40pm On Oct 28, 2021

They look alike a bit.

But this one go get brain pass Pogba I beg.

The Pogba is too full of himself and he ought to have grown up by now.

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Celebrities › Re: RMD Shares Throwback Photo, Wonders How He Was Regarded As A Fine Man by decatalyst(m): 4:34pm On Oct 28, 2021

A man wey respect himself.

He no dey do pass himself and he is scandal free.

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Celebrities › Re: Toolz Shares Rude Message She Received From An Instagram User by decatalyst(m): 6:54pm On Oct 27, 2021

ahnie:
I guess his stretched mark dick is his greatest achievements in his life.

Them plenty for NAIRALAND.

How did you know the weird mofo get stretch marks for D?

huh

Celebrities › Re: Adeyinka Alaseyori Celebrates Tope Alabi's 51st Birthday After Criticizing Her by decatalyst(m): 6:49pm On Oct 27, 2021

Of course, maturity is not by age.

This one shows she is well groomed and, cultured and mature.

More wisdom to you, Yinka.

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Science/Technology › Re: World’s Biggest Great White Sharks From 20ft Deep Blue To 12ft Iron Bound(Pics) by decatalyst(m): 8:29pm On Oct 25, 2021

God is great.

We can not comprehend the mighty nature of this God. He feeds the birds of the sky, the animals and humans on land and the plenty of fishes and animals in the sea.

What a mighty and marvelous God. I reference you Lord.

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Travel › Re: Anambra Airport Is Ready, Waiting For NCAA Approval For Commercial Flights by decatalyst(m): 9:16am On Oct 25, 2021*

Good for the people of Anambra.

Even if funds were looted, at least he will be leaving Anambra people with something tangible.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Archaeologists Discovered Burnt Cake Baked During WWII In Germany( Photos) by decatalyst(m): 4:54pm On Oct 24, 2021

I beg make dem unearth the last poo of Adolf Hitler

grin

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Travel › Re: Brasilia, Brazil Beautiful Views From The Sky(photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:45pm On Oct 23, 2021

harqinhola:
Everywhere is beautiful from the sky Even Sambisa forest

...lemme add "with better camera" grin

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Travel › Re: Brasilia, Brazil Beautiful Views From The Sky(photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:43pm On Oct 23, 2021

walkbrazil4k:
Brazil is not all about Rio and the favelas, how many times will I keep saying this, I would shown the favela tomorrow, so we can move on

Yeah... Let's have all round reportage.

Crime › Re: Nigeria Soldiers Kill Several Bandit In Sokoto( Viewers Discretion by decatalyst(m): 10:43pm On Oct 23, 2021

dannyrhymes600:
Last time I checked NAF are also soldiers

Army, Navy and Air Force are all soldiers

Not disputing that jare. Was just being specific about unit that straffed those mofos. Thats what he missed out cause he just wanted to attack ni.

Crime › Re: Nigeria Soldiers Kill Several Bandit In Sokoto( Viewers Discretion by decatalyst(m): 10:42pm On Oct 23, 2021

Bolaji26:
He is right.

Army, navy and airforce are called soldiers.

Just the service they render different

Not disputing that jare. Was just being specific about unit that straffed those mofos. Thats what he missed out cause he just wanted to attack ni.

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Family › Re: Mother Who Breastfeeds Her Five And Six-year-old Sons by decatalyst(m): 10:34pm On Oct 23, 2021

Ahmback:
Oh 21 century!
what a time to be alive.

The milk factory is huge and thriving.

grin

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Travel › Re: Brasilia, Brazil Beautiful Views From The Sky(photos) by decatalyst(m): 10:32pm On Oct 23, 2021

Looks beautiful.

Of course you ain't showing Rio and all those slum where drugs and prostitution thrives.

Celebrities › Re: Alexreports Welcomes Another Baby Boy by decatalyst(m): 7:22pm On Oct 23, 2021

Wait, what is "breaking" about this news?

Media and reporting in Nigeria get as e be.

Anyways, congratulations to the family.

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Pets › Re: Pedigree Rottweiler Puppies Don't Miss Out by decatalyst(m): 7:15pm On Oct 23, 2021

How much

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