₦airaland Forum

Danhumprey:
Taaaaaahhh!!!

Why are you shouting like a mad man You chop craze

Blakyclyde:
Welcome back from your self-imposed exile, Dechandel.
To the topic, tell us about yours, or I'll talk about us-our escapades (you and I).
Farano, com hear tori o.

Hahahaha
Biko begin dey talk o
Even me wan hear as the thing go that day sef..
Old age is begining to tell me sometimes forgetful

Danhumprey:
Well,that explains the countless unreplied PMs I've sent to you.

My mail is not working

sexylogan:
I'm surprised because I got some pms when I put my real picture up.
Truth be told,I have had 2 stalkers since joining NL some years back.
I would have expected your e-mail to be filled with pms.

Lol
Stalkers? Girls or gay?

Well you are right.. About the e-mail part
And i hardly reply them.. Unless its necessary

Emyben:
ohh, i see, happy meeting ya dear

Nice meeting you too

sexylogan:
You dont mean it...
Not even one?
Maybe guys are thrown off by your face...and dimples.

Lol
Maybe o
Even the nairaland login notification dey fear my face sef

Emyben:
hahah, that was 2006. Yo left early ooh. After ur 1 or 2?

2.. Very early. Cause of distance ish

Emyben:
I tried to know some of ya, i think i know Ibeme

Ibeme junior o
I left when Mbaegbu left ... You remember the jovial Brother??

Emyben:
Pc Anwadike is my junior . I schooled early enough
Was he ya classmate?

Nah
Sont was.. Chinyelugo them.. Ibeme and co
I don't think you'd know them.. They aint your set

Emyben:
09, u

That should be peecee's anwadike's set right?

You know Sont?? Class of 011?

Emyben:
Yea dear, you went there?

Yea
But i left early.. To a federal school

Class of??

Emyben:
You no want Forbes listed billionaire ni? You can convince him to get a plastic surg nah...

Hey
Which of the Marist Schools did you attend?? Nteje??

Op which century are you in

Cause in my own century.. Low waist trousers no dey market again

I hate these kinda stories

striktlymi:
Though we ain't together anymore but there was one time she was feeling very unhappy and a bit ill. She had to leave the office early.

She called me to talk about it but unfortunately I was so busy in the office that I had to promise to call back. She had to wait till about 7pm to hear from me.

I called and talked with her for a few minutes. She then had to put on her generator. As she was about to end the call to focus on the gen, I asked her not to bother about it that I would do it.

She turned round and behold I was there right at her front door.

She couldn't couldn't believe I left the office on time, didnt go home directly (which by the way was just 15 mins away from the office), shirked the thought of facing the madt Lagos traffic just to ensure she was well cared for.

She didn't say anything but hug me so tight and refused to let me go. When she did eventually let go, I noticed that her eyes were a bit glassy. Quite extraordinary for a 'boss lady'.

Extraordinarily Romantic

samflexxy:
answer the question nah

Never received any

Ipledge:
I want to hear ur your story...I alone have sent almost 10 to you

Mistaken identity

Ipledge:
Really?I look like one

Then why are you on this thread??

Ipledge:
Interested in this,I know Nigerians love good things

Amebo

Ipledge:
I was damn serious.
I) l came to romance section cos of you
Ii) The first person I followed on nairaland
Ii) that thread was my first on romance section
Ii)you are the first girl I pm on Nairaland

Now you know I an not a troll

All these for me?

Ok
I am sorry i ignored the thread but i thought my presence in there would have been irrelevant
I am also sorry i ignored the pm my mail wasnt working at that moment true o..
And i am also sorry for thinking you were a troll ..

Hope i am forgiven?

tosyne2much:
Ahn ahn you mean you went through this rigorous process just to strike up a convo with dechandel ?

Dechandel ooooya pls report here ASAP

Lol
Uncle tosyne
Reporting live

What is my offence

Ipledge:
The last thing I will do is to approach a girl I don't know(apart from Koreans).before I go meet a girl I would send series of msg and make sure I see a very bright green light.
My most embarrassing moment is on nairaland.
I see this beautiful girl pic on nairaland "dechandel".I sent her so many pms,she no gree reply,I followed her,quote almost everything she posted(na dog dey bark )I created a thread about her that reach six pages,but she ignored....feel embarrassed that I almost deactivate my acct

Lol
I am so sorry..
I actually thought you were a troll.. Didnt know you were this serious na
Pele

franugo:
yes. Gat a problem with that

Thank you

BASTERDbanICE:
See why i love dechandel?

No boring moment

Hahahahhahahahahah
Once a defaulter.. Always a defaulter

You don chop ban again? Repent na.. Haba :p

franugo:
Hmm, i guess i'd like 2 meet naijaboiy #teamalobam
mizmycoli,
erolina,
dechandel#missSEXIESTdimples,
and pwettyz

Lol
Na you dash me that tittle

kilokeys:
see ur mouth.

I get you for mind o.. I dey vex for you o

Congrats hun
You are still a winner