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Imagine testing negative after #692 million. I knew it that tho virus can't survive here hence the officials are using it to suck naija dry

Jonsing men always disappointing us.

When the hunter becomes the hunted. Double wahala for dead body.

See eh.. Leave all these dramas, na dem dem. North vs North, Muslim vs Muslim. Nothing come out.

I move

Jayy10:
If I had the chance and necessary resources, I'd marry Ronda Rousy without thinking twice about it.

Then you go collect beating taya

Chaiii.. too much heat don suffocate this one to death

1000 ways to die in naija. I blame the excess heat for his demise

How is this shit news?. Op, say after me, "oh Lord, give me a job to mind my business". Repeat it 7 times.

Now, you can now go and look for a job

This is what happens when you marry WWE Diva smack down champion.

Now, I'm afraid of getting married

This NK is very clever. He knew he would be apprehended or arrested or manhandled or traumatized or devastated or brutalized if he had entered Naija for his parent's burial.

Nice one!

These protesters are the same youths that should be clamoring for a change but they are now agents of destruction. Kudos to the lazy youths. No hope for dem

Abulo abulelu, abulo abuloala... Zubby the kill in den Master

E better make him miss the match than say him catch corona Virus.

If em die now cos of corona Virus, dem go replace am

If na China, person Don start to eat that brain on the floor

This country doesn't respect Nigerian doctors.

Who else thinks this meeting is as good as FUTILITY

So because na voluntary work, make dem kukuma suffer Fo the work ni?. FG no get conscience

I see impending NLC strike.

Oboy! See money scatter everywhere like sand. Make I carry my big Bus come Lagos from PH. We must buy Benz this year

Islam is a religion of peace. That's a dumbest shit I have ever heard. Hit "like" if you agree with me

GOAT of Tennis. Kudos bruh

Omo, see problem oo. Village pple use fish stab this one for neck

Congrats sha.. But if u like, acquire all the highest titles, if you are corrupt, you will go to hell

The only goat that all goats call goat.

The only goat that can change the world's formation.

If your goat can't change the world, he is nothing but "Nkita"

This is what happens when you are a billionaire and you don't know what to do with money. Imagine finding a gf to fly to the moon. What if he proposes to the gf and she says "no", he will kuku leave her in the moon and fly back to earth

Get yourself treated and be in optimal state of health. Get your hubby laid hardcore and he will run back to you

Next rated naija artist. This guy is super talented. Watch out for him

They should be very careful with that flower before they mistakenly pluck the one that will shut down their kidney. These unknown flowers can be very dangerous

Oh mehn, these guys get mind dey siphon this kin money alone. I propose death penalty for all corrupt politicians found guilty of embezzlement of public funds

Ebenezar2020:
you're a kid.
better go and read your books

OK sir. But don't come and copy my assignment or ask me to open book for u during exam. Oga principal

So because Trump don hear say naija dey support Iran, people wan get National ID to avoid bring bombed. Mad oo

Village pple don connect him WIFI. May you not die untimely in Jesus name. Hit like if claim it

Saraki has had enough troubles. They should free him let him enjoy his pain in peace