₦airaland Forum

Lol... Some go play for back of post while some go be ball boy

e.g Sky B

Mr. President ever so articulate !!



#GejTill2019!!

nebukadnezzari:
You are very correct BUT have money and have a state of the art game in seduction. You will see yourself sleep with any girl in 1 week.

Mr. Man, we are looking for true love here. We are not looking for bitches/hoes!!

maipeople:
Goat name also begin with G.

Bat name also begins with B

Hyinkar97:
this is a better option...where can i get it please?

Any big phone shop around you or you contact Elijahdre on Nairaland

mirexxx:
of course there is sweetie







Google is your friend

Erm... Okay beauty, erm... lemme check it out already

Mumu... There's no word like cheater.


It's "cheat"

I know you'd like to thank me

Don't bother!!

Hyinkar97:
I need your candid advices please. I have a budget of 25-30k and i want to get a new phone. I'm confused on which to buy.
The specs i want:


Android version 4.4 upwards,
at least 8.0mp camera,
at least 8gig internal memory,
5.0 inches screen upwards,
at least 2000mah battery capacity...


I need your suggestions please.

Gionee M3...

Price - Between 24 and 27k

Pros- 5000mah battery
8 gig internal memory
8mp back camera

And a host of others...


By the way, the capacity of the battery is very real!!

Stop smoking weed...



And take more of Orijin...


Dazzol!!

Women// Fear them oh!!

Their wahala too mush

Wow... Lovely advertising strategy...


I think Buhari needs one of this so as to clear his airways and allow him pronounce words better


GEJtill2019

Isiterere:
can't you guy (pay per post TANOID) use your senses for once?


ALL IZZ WELL

I believe it's my sense I am using. Before na that your retardeen brain wey I wan use??


Park one side ojare Mr Isi.

GEJtill2019!!

And by the way,

It's GEJ till 2019!!


Be sure! Be Real!! Vote GEJ!!!

RicKyRichards:
PDP APC are really a party of lowlives. They'd eat with dogs just to hang on to power.

Fixed

I hope Tinubu's Oluwole associates have not cloned these card readers just as they have cloned, bought and stolen PVCs.

And equally as they cloned Buhari's certificate.

But God and GEJ pass them. Imagine sef, God name start with G and Goodluck own the same


What other evidence do you need before you can be sure that...


#It'sGEJtill2019!!

Thebrightest:
Show me the dislike button because i prefer that.

Try the next door please. Tenk


NEXT!!!

GEJ till 2019!!


If you boldly agree with me, click the like button

Just imagine!!


And APC still wanted the elections to hold on FEb 14th!!

If it smells like fish, then it's definitely fish!!

APC's rigging mechanism was brought to an end by the sheer wisdom of Mr President!!


Looking forward to the next scheme to be set up by Tinubu.


By the way, It's GEJ till 2019!!

Where dem dey??


Where art my APC haters??

I'm sure by now you should have been convinced and not confused that...


#it'sGEJtill2019!!

Ride on my Presido!!

Shun cultism and face your book!

Shun women and face your book!!

These are two major destiny destroyers of undergraduates!!!

Be warned!!!!

Nneka123:
oh! lawd

Lolz... If this was to be reported in the newspaper or on TV, I wonder how the headlines and the full story will be like

Nneka123:
strange! quoted me immediately and deactivated

who da hell is that?!

You were quoted by Kristiana888 the attention seeker... She just committed e-suicide

Since 2014!!

This new year, the Lord will restore everything of urs that is old or hidden.

Someborri shout Amen!!

My nigga... Guys pasa n'ogbe!!

Nwanne, ur swag no be here oh!!

APC again!!

SuperModerator:
Let me add a few;

mannerless: Say she lacks manners cos there is no word like mannerless

Convocate - convoke: Do not say convocate, say convoke. No such word as convocate

Gist (verb) - Chitchat: Gist can not take verb form so no words like gisted and gisting

Cattle rearer - herder
There is no such word as cattle rearer or rearer. herder is the right word
Eg: Ugochukwu's father is a cattle rearer(wrong)
Ugochukwu's father is a herder(right)

The right example should have been as thus;


E.g: By March 24 2015, Buhari will become a herder again!!

Better because whether Buhari likes it or not, it's GEJ till 2019!!

GEJ is fair minded and so sure of victory. That is why he wants all states to get their PVC's and be enabled to vote so that some old hag will not accuse him of disenfranchising the northern electorates.

That said, hope you know...

....that...

It's GEJ come failBuhari-14-2015??

GOOOGLE504:
#march on buhari

And we will change it to

#MatchOnBuhari!!

or

#MatchDownBuhari




#GEJTill2019!!

harbarzzy:
what evidence dou av?

Enh My guy!! na you dey ask this kin questions?? All media houses carried it in 2011. As I said before, although we never saw him carry guns and machetes but as a role model to some albeit foolish citizens, he made unguarded statements which led to this... The proof is everywhere!

Don't be deceived