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You see why I hate laptops? See this long epistle wey I don type for up now... As I dey type, I thought it was going to be short but on posting it, I saw it's true length!! Make I run jare


Love You All... cococandy, which one are you cooking this evening??

It seems like I've been away for a long time... Not my fault sha cos... work is too stressful and secondly, my tablet screen got broken... When i was trying to snap one food like that I cooked ... Unfortunately, the screen cannot really be found in Nigeria, so I had to order it online. Still waiting for it though... so unfortunately, no pictures!!

Akposy baba, you're the man jare... I love seeing my fellow men cook... at least, when you tell your girlfriend to cook for you and she start doing shakara, you enter kitchen, prepare the thing sharp sharp and even invite her to eat with you. When I was in the uni especially in my finals, I was one of the highly respected chefs in my hostel room of about 12 males.

That time like this, I will cook eguisi soup with this fresh smoked fish, it's smoked and curled round but the inside is still very fresh and not dried, make sure the fish scatter well well inside the soup so that one boll of eba will carry fish and enter your mouth

Then when I'm cooking, you'll see my room mates hovering around and making comments like "If I no chop this food today, make I die" or "chai!! baba God, see this better dinner wey you don provide me with.. Thank you oh"

In my heart I'll just be smiling and laughing at them. after cooking the soup, I'll make enough garri, then go and fetch water and take my bath, then fetch another bucket for bathing after eating. After this, I'll then take a stroll around my school compound <time wasting techniques >!!

By the time I come back, the people wey wan chop go don reduce by half because most of them would have gone out to meet their Gfs or night class. Na so I go bring out food, set am for table, oya war start!! Na there you go see characters... This one go wash hand inside bucket, the other one go use pure water take wash hand, na so another person go clean hand for cloth come join us... before you know, six cups of garri go just finish in ten minutes and you'll still hear someone say "my man, make I bring garri na"!! choi!! If you see enh... But seriously, it was so much fun! Campus hostel life was really beautiful. I miss those days

Babyosisi, e be like say you be my type wey dey like plenty stew ontop rice...

Herzumpther sweetie, I no see your hair oh... PM it to me na lemme show my mama

cococandy, missed you much much

efemenaXY, missed you too

TruckPusher, welcome to here

FriedPlantain, I ate fried plantain this morning oh... Hope your life span has not reduced by one year?

Mr Manny4life... I sight you... What's that your sloggie again? erm... relax baggage policy something something can't remember

Chillisauce, I love your name... reminds me of Indomie

Veave... I hail oh

datalossvictim1... your moniker truly long well well


Lemme go an wash film The Originals to be precise... Klaus is really killing me... #noHomo


Lolz

Front Page please so that awareness about this will be on the increase.


May God Almighty guide her safely home. Amen

Please if you've seen her with your koro-koro eyes before, kindly fly to the nearest police station. Thanchuuu!!

Blame it on the APC thugs!!

This is the more reason why this man needs to be voted back in to complete what he has started...

Not someone that kills youth corpers because he couldn't win an election in 2011!!

He has the youths in his thoughts, the children, the women and even the old people. But some destructive elements just don't want him to achieve his aim.

Shame on them!!

#GEJ till ²0¹5!!

Lolz... Ojuju!!

RichDad1:
Chaiii so e pain reach that level?

Hang yourself!!

RichDad1:
This Woman is nothing but Piss

And you're nothing but a magnified mugu... Shut da hell up!!

Lol funny

Hmm... I'll still be alive by then sha!!

tmgtreasure:
mumu, so you are tellng us there was no press conf.

Ignoramus of the highest order, yes, there was no press conference!!

Yes! He should be totally whipped with the likes of Liar Mohammed and Tinubu!! A shameless act they indulge in and they want to govern Nigeria?

What are they teaching the youths of the nation?

If a youth can be expelled from the University for Examination malpractice, flogging is then too small a punishment to be given to a grand father for forgery!!

#GEJ till 2019!!

Was expected!!

Chai!! APC and Propaganda... These guys will never give up.

So pinshure of hotel don turn to graphic photo ba?

True talk... Any lady that tries any of these with me will definitely see my back and that would be the beginning of the end of the relationship!!

[size=20pt]This land is for sale....[/size]


Reason, I've an apartment almost close to this one!

Asking Price: 150 million naira!

What do I intend to use the money for?

To create gutters and employ more hands into FERMA come FailBuhari 2015 so as to be able to control the disaster that would befall Nigeria when Buhari and his supporters start weeping

#GEJ 2019

It won't stop the certificate forger from going back to his uncompleted house in Katsina state come FailBuhari 2015

#GEJ till ²0¹5!!

TochiPhotos:
I opened this place yesterday, I didn't see any customer, I had to throw my food away. Today no customers yet except you. I know I just Opened and business won't boom immediately but I expected to make little sales, I'm not happy but I know things will turn around, all these successful businesses didn't make it big in a day or two so I still have hope " #HumansOfLagos

Eeyah, I've been following this thread and liking some few photos but this particular post is the first one that has made me comment.... I love the hope this guy emanates.... I wish it were possible, I'll pack all my friends one day and come and eat there so that he will be happy at least... Thumbs up man

Tochi... Hope you left the change for him after you finished eating?

Hahaha... APC is only a bomb waiting to explode!!

SIMPLIFIED:
A popular Pharmacist in Gboko Benue named Cletus Ternenge Labe (pictured above), the founder of La-Bet Pharmaceuticals was assassinated by unknown gunmen at about 7:45pm yesterday January 21st right inside his pharmaceutical complex.
According to a direct relative who spoke with LIB, Cletus got an emergency call to come over to his health center around7:35pm yesterday; hehurriedly left his home and went there, only for him to attacked by unknown persons with a machete. An eye-witness said the assassins numbering 6 arrived the premises in a red Toyota car popularly called 'dog nyash', two remained in the car while four went inside. By the time Cletus was found later by neighbors, his head had been split open. He was also shot. The men also left his pharmacy with some cash. I have a photo of what happened to Cletus after the cut but *viewer discretion advise*
Man's inhumanity to man...
"Cletus was a very brave health personnel whom notwithstanding the threats he got from the Doctors Association within Gboko, went ahead to administer health services to the poor masses at a subsidized and affordable rate. He was dragged to court for refusing to stop affordable medical treatments. His life was taken when it became clear that he was going to win the case" a relative said
His death has thrown Gboko city into a state of chaos and lawlessness as the youths already embarked on violent protest, destroying properties, blocking roads and most especially destroy sign posts that has hospital names on them. See the photos below..

Where are the mumu pictures na?

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Wasn't cooked by me but eaten by me...

By the way, did you know you can use your gas cooker or stove to roast plantains or yam? That was what was used to roast mine!!

Is Edo the name of a fish or an Ant? Talk more of militants


If I slap person now, dem go talk say I don come!!

#GEJ till 2019

I knew... I just knew it from the very beginning. He was filling in his form and he just put in the results of his WAEC and then tendered an affidavit!

He was asked to bring forward his certificate and it took him almost two weeks to present it.

He said he would hold a press conference on Wednesday 21st January 2015 at 9:00am but till 6:00pm, he was no where to be found.

Later in the wee hours of yesterday, forged documents that claimed to be his statement of result was awash on the net.

We know their tricks. Nigerians cannot be deceived!!

#GEJ till 2019!!

Lol... Very funny!! And true in between!

ideee03:
lmao...for your mind u fine oooo

Trust me na... I'm a very handsome guy... Did I just say that? Anyway sha, in like the attention the babe was giving me... And now it has come to an end

Chinaimporter:
[size=18pt]this buhari certificate sandals sef, have inec not confirmed that he is war college diplomat,has the defence school not stated that he id an alumunus of defencing....this gej goverment and his propergender with his wife that cannot speak simple grammar that even my father was spoken while he lived. Let us all come out and voted buhari and we educated people shoudl help fish out the lies of this administrator before we are very late...sai buhari [/size]

Choi! My man... Wassup na? You try oh!! Your English fit make dead man resurrect!!

Eyaah... Sorry bro Manny, I had to take time to read your story... When I first saw United, I thought you were referring to Manchester United and in my mind, I was like "Dah hell...!"

I'm not conversant with travels and airway policies though so I can't say much about that but it's really good you were able to control your temper cos if I was the one, well, the lady would have excused herself to go home and cry.

#UnitedRelaxYourBaggagePolicy

cocokiller1:
don't mind dem
they are ol hypocrites nd back stabbbers
evn Obj that 1960 ape

Abeg my sister, no mind the thugs jare. This sun too much oh. You go follow me lick ice cream?

Ice cream man!!

Which one you dey like? Fan milk abi fan choco??

#GEJ till 2019!!

pring:
Nigerian Breaking News wrote:

2015
REVEALED: Jonathan, PDP
embark on election
extension campaign, bribe
TV stations, newspapers
houses to support plan
Jonathan and the PDP have
perfected plans to shift the
February polls for another
three months.
The Monitors gathered
from a reliable source that
due to daily security
reports received by
President Jonathan that he
will lose the forthcoming
election woefully, the only
option left is to shift the
elections for three months
in the first instance and for
another three months in
the second instance.
The security reports which
are not favourable to
Jonathan are daily getting
worse for the President as
the Buhari tsunami rages
daily. With what is on
ground now, it is clear that
Jonathan will lose to
Buhari with a wide
margin! This is why the
PDP hawks came up with
series of plans to stop the
election and push for an
interim government.
The first of the plans is to
hide under insurgency and
the fact that Nigeria is at
war to shift the elections.
But INEC did not agree
with this position as it told
Nigerians about its
readiness to conduct the
elections. According to
INEC, both sensitive and
non - sensitive materials
are ready. Also about 70%
of voters have collected
their PVCs.
The second plan is the DSS
unwarranted invasion of
the APC Data centre with
the allegation that APC has
hacked into INEC database
but later told Nigerians
that APC was trying to
clone Permanent Voters
Cards (PVC cards) without
evidence to back up the
accusation. The actual plan
of the DSS which failed was
to accuse APC of hacking
into INEC database and
that this had destroyed the
database as a result of
which elections shall be
postponed. This option
also failed as INEC did not
complain that its database
was hacked into by the
APC or any other
organisation!
The third option is to start
aggressive campaign
about the "Buhari's no
certificate issue". The PDP
started shouting on the
rooftops that Buhari has
no certificate but INEC did
not agree with them.
When the PDP would not
stop pestering INEC over
the certificate issue, PDP
was advised to go to court
but up till today, the PDP
has not gone to court!
Meanwhile, the Military
institution which Buhari
attended in tthe USA
(United States War College)
confirmed in writing that
the certificate Buhari
obtained from them is
equivalent to Masters
Degree. That put paid to
the "Buhari no certificate
campaign". So the third
plan also failed.
Fourthly, they moved to
the fake health record and
false report of Buhari's ill
health. PDP and its
handlers circulated a
forged health report that
Buhari has prostrate cancer
and that he has been
flown out to the USA for an
undisclosed ailment.
Buhari himself debunked
this report and continued
with his campaign in two
states that he was
scheduled to visit on that
day.
The fifth and the latest plot
to shift the elections is by
using certain TV Houses to
invite speakers to their
stations to start arguing in
favour of election
postponement. In this plot,
AIT owned by PDP
chieftain Dokpesi), NTA,
Silverbird and (STV, owned
by Ben Bruce, PDP
Senatorial Candidate in
Bayelsa State) got
N1billion each for this
purpose.
The Monitors got this
information two days ago
and it was confirmed on
AIT Kakaaki this morning
when four guests were
invited to the station to
start arguing in favour of
election postponement.
The guests were, former
Labour Party Chairman,
Dan Anyanwu, Tanko
Yinusa from Kaduna State,
Alhaj. Shehu Musa former
Chief of Staff to Bauchi
Governor and Mr. Yinka
Odumakin. They argued in
favour of election
postponement as
predicted.
This is a frightening
scenario that constitutes
clear and present danger.
This is a serious threat to
the 2015 elections. We call
on all Nigerians of
goodwill, civil society
coalitions, pressure groups
and the International
Community to rise up and
ask Jonathan to start
telling Nigerians how he
will hand over power.
From the look of things,
Jonathan is not ready to
relinquish power even if he
loses in February. He needs
to be given the Burkina
Faso treatment!

Who's this clueless ignoramus?