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flexing11:
pple like u suppose to be bar frm dis forum,,,,,,,,idiot,

I pull cap for you with all these gbaguans you're spitting on this thread! Your mouth/fingers is your strength!!

I Bow!!

Hahahaha.... A very funny picture...! And that guy will think he is drinking soda water

Cool pinshure!!

Etruth:
Its responsibility!!! Product of PEJ School of Linguistics.

Well Professor of English, hope you equally possess a certificate as well

hazyfm1:
IF I BE YOU, I FOR DON CLOSE MY ACCOUNT FOR NL AFTER THIS TRASHING

I can't and won't close my account on the occasion of a spelling error made, acknowledged and corrected by me. If the "people's general" doesn't give up after failing woefully in three different elections and with three different men of God as running mates, who am I then to close my NL account on account of a spelling/grammatical error?


#Sai GEJ 2019!!

Once again dear viewers,

It's past 10am, actually 26 minutes past 10am and the "people's general" is yet to address a press conference on the issue of his certificate. It is regrettably shameful as many Nigerians and Nairalanders especially had looked forward to this big event scheduled for 9:00am.

This once again is a big smear on the honestly policy of General Buhari and his fight on corruption campaign. A corrupt personality should not rule over Nigeria. Charity begins at home!!

At this juncture, I'll be leaving behind my Television screen to make myself useful somewhere else. We need change but not a negative one. Therefore, I urge all Nigerians to vote for a not too better option but a more credible one!

Vote for Fresh Air!
Vote for GEJ!!
#GEJ till May 2019!!!

Etruth:
'General'(a noun) is different from general (an adjective). Be guided !! BOTH for three different items? Really And you are here calling the respected General a fraud? You are a bigger fraud ! DeCritique, show us your certificate !! **Modified: We all now who Mr Clueless is !!! Google it and get your answer, if you have any doubt.

Eeediot!! If you quote me again.... You will see what will happen to you! Mugu

adedayourt:
Thers somtin wrong with ur thinking faculty sir, even dos dat dased u "like"

I believe you were trying to spell "dashed"?

gists:
Never realized there are so many graduates from PEJ high school. Imagine someone using BOTH for three things. And these are the same set of people asking for gmb certificate.

I realize my mistake, I take responsibilities for them and I've effected the necessary corrections.



What has your Presidential candidate done? Cover one lie with another with the unflinching support of Tinubu and Lai Mohammed!!

And well, it seems like the clueless General doesn't know the difference between 9:00am and 10:00am. It's past 9 and the general is yet to be seen on NTA, AIT and Channels TV!

The man is a big fraud!!

jingh:
you this kid on Nairaland never cease to amaze me with your fish like brain.

hediot

This babe... Stop stalking me na! What is your own? I don't even have a profile picture and you're stalking me like this. What if you see my dp nko?

holatin:
are you dis stewpid ?

spermm and egg put into your making is totally a waste.


as dumb as Jonathan

Sharrap you mugu!

The matter arising on General Buhari's Certificate is now ongoing on Channels Television. We vividly remember that the General slated 9:00am, Wednesday 21st January 2015 as a time for addressing his certificate issue.

Well, it's on ground now! Tune into Channels TV for more information! 15 minutes remaining!!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLCKoi37BYo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjFBoWmR87g

Damalex4luv:
Saw this video and I was like it would be great to share it with all Nairalanders where president Goodluck Jonathan address Nigerians in Addis ababa that he will only serve for a single term but now the president is running for a second term, I think this shows the level of integrity of the incumbent president in playing with the minds of Nigerians. Can the PDP supporters have a say on this video. Because to me it shows that the president is not trustworthy and so should not be given another chance to govern this country for another 4years

After unsuccessfully contesting for three times, the certificateless General said he would not contest again come 2015 but now, what da hell is he doing? You didn't also remember to upload the video of that?

Chai! Chai!! Chai!!! This blood APC is sharing, there is God oh!!

Double wahala for deadi body!!

Hahaha... It is highly lugubrious, a case of pisma disma... *voice trails off*

Even the masquerade has a say on who will win this election? The world is really coming to an end!!


Well, he won't stop GEJ from winning this election or has he used spiritual powers to help the General find his certificate?

Spot on!! They really look cute...


Tuface get eye for better things oh!!

There is no way this election will be suspended till April. It seems like this is a ploy to allow the General sit for the upcoming Wassce exams and get the result and certificate before April arrives!

Well, it is unfortunate that we know their tricks and we are not going to allow that happen. The elections must hold in the 36 states of Nigeria and equally including Abuja come FailBuhari 2015!!

#GEJ till Buhari remembers who used his certificate to eat Suya last!!

Hahaha.... Amaechi is done for!! Amaechi was thinking that he would retire quietly after destroying Rivers state since he joined APC. Well, it seems not to be the case as the EFCC will surely probe him and send his rotten ars.e to Kirikiri!!


His only hope is for the General to dust out his suya stained certificate and clinch the highly elevated throne at Aso Rock but even the clueless General cannot remember if it is Mama Sikira or Oga Hamatu that used the certificate last to eat Suya!


Amaechi has boarded a Kirikiri flight that will surely get to its destination. He who has ears, let him hear...


In between, GEJ till 2019!!

We have less than two hours to go. Can't wait to see the generale present his certificate with suya stains all over it.


Seems like mama Sikira has helped him find it!! Kworroption my foot!!!

#gEJ till Buharia sees his certificate!!

redcliff:
If pdp knows the stadium is for the people and they can go and use it anyhow without regarding authority, why did they file for application of use? Why dint they just go there and setup...

Nigeria is just too lawless for my liking..gej is the king of lawlessness

If he had not applied to make use of the stadium, una for don dey talk another thing but now he has applied and Amaechi decides to bring in favouritism into the whole matter, GEJ don become lawless ba?

APC Nigerian... Thinking from their ars.e since 1983!!

Roland17:
Long day today, too late to eat heavy..

Dinner..

Roland what are those? I think the only thing I can make out in your dinner is pineapple...

Is that carrot? Looks too short and too smooth! Do well to tell me what the rest are.

Good morning foodlanders!!

Aha!! Na so... Amaechi has finally met his match in the person of the next Governor of Rivers State, Ezenwo Wike. We are strongly behind you. What is good for the goose is equally good for the gander and should also be made available.

Amaechi should know that this is the property of Rivers State as a whole and he has no right to stop the President from making use of it come Jan. 28th. This one sided favouritism makes me so angry. APC uses it two times but you don't want the President to use it. Is something wrong with him?


#GEJ till Amaechi is promoted to "Head, Buhari's washing plate committee"!!

manny4life:
Thank you for the correction...

Hmm, you're asking me eh kwa?

If I no ask you, who I go come ask na?

I guess its time we let the illiterate general speak. I wonder what story he will tell us this time around, maybe his dog swallowed his certificate or his wife used it to wrap suya for him!!


#GEJ till the certificate is dusted out!!