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Politics › Re: Speaker Aminu Tambuwal Campaigns For Buhari And Osinbajo (Photo) by DeCritique(m): 3:20pm On Jan 22, 2015

Who is the Mugu?

The one that couldn't win ordinary primaries? Biko shift one side make I lick ice cream

Ice cream man!! You get fan yoghurt?? undecided

#GEJ till 2019!!

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Jokes Etc › Re: PHOTO: If You Don ’t Know What This Is , You Really Missed by DeCritique(m): 12:46pm On Jan 22, 2015

I dunno oh

Phones › Re: 11 Features To Look Out For When Buying Android Phones by DeCritique(m): 12:37pm On Jan 22, 2015

Camera for selfies...

Battery although due to GEJ's transformation agenda, power supply is no longer as epileptic as it used to be before...

Size of phone!!

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Nairaland General › Re: Hello Nairaland by DeCritique(m): 12:19pm On Jan 22, 2015

I smell a very fake account!!

I smell a man using the pink (f) sign

*Zooms off*

By the way sis/bro, do you know that it is #GEJtill2019? undecided

Politics › Re: BREAKING - Katsina College Releases Buhari's WASC Results by DeCritique(m): 5:30pm On Jan 21, 2015

Oluwole has finally made ready the certificate!!

But on a serious note, why is it that it is only Premium times that get the news first before others? The got the fake letter of Buhari's press statement, now this?

I smell a heavy lie!! sad

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Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by DeCritique(m): 5:24pm On Jan 21, 2015

Noodles!!

Ingredients:
2 packets of small Chicken Indomie
Half bulb of Green pepper
One small bulb of fresh Red pepper
Small cuttings of cabbage
Small cuttings of onions.

Yummy!! Who cares? Please join the queue wink

! One spoon only tongue

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Arives Abuja In A Stretch Limousine (Photo) by DeCritique(m): 4:39pm On Jan 21, 2015

She looks so pretty! Go girl, make Nigeria proud... I'm equally sure you have your certificates unlike some grand pa from Katsina... Well, lemme refrain from calling names grin

#GEJ till 2019!! cool

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Culture › Re: 7 Nigerians Who Were Pioneers In Their Area by DeCritique(m): 4:37pm On Jan 21, 2015*

Front page biko!! I salute all our heroes past and these individuals that have made our country Nigeria and its countless citizen proud....

But I beg to reiterate that some of their mates who are till jostling for electoral positions in our country Nigeria especially those who did not go to school, who have no certificates and who are as old as Methuselah should go back home and take care of their grandchildren

Bad deeds spread faster than good ones and we don't want an old man that would tomorrow say "Nigeria is a continent in Antarctica" that is if he can pronounce that word or "My vice, Prof Osibandi..." Such comments would be detrimental to the growth of this dear nation.

However, be it as it may, let it be understood by all and sundry that I did not call no names!! tongue

#GEJ TILL 2015! BOARD THE TRAIN NOW!!!

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Politics › Re: Jonathan Pulls massive Crowd At Kano Presidential Rally (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 4:19pm On Jan 21, 2015

Adex097:
PDP rallies always colourful since 598BC.

#GMB2015

jeeeezzz!!! Never knew some Tanists are this clueless and dumb

Hello Retardeen,

It has come to my notice that you equally used your certificate to drink garri as your General did although in his own case, he ate suya. If you quote me again, your stomach will swell with garri!! Heeediot!!!! angry

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Emir Of Kano, Lamido Sanusi (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 4:16pm On Jan 21, 2015

laidyy:
LOL & believe all your stupidity?!
So sad

Hello Kid,

Shouldn't you be thinking of what your husband should eat this evening? You sound like an underage that was married off at the age of 12. Quote me again and lose your molars in a fall!! angry

Politics › Re: Jonathan Pulls massive Crowd At Kano Presidential Rally (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 4:08pm On Jan 21, 2015

#gEJ till 2019

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Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Emir Of Kano, Lamido Sanusi (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 4:00pm On Jan 21, 2015

hitleraldof:
nigerian youths dont think. the jona sanusi saga was just dat ---saga since sanusi became emir has he said a word against jonathan?ask yourself y has sanusi nt endosed buari.and finnaly ask yourself y will a 75 year old ex-coup plotter become my president

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Emir Of Kano, Lamido Sanusi (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 3:59pm On Jan 21, 2015

hitleraldof:
nigerian youths dont think. the jona sanusi saga was just dat ---saga since sanusi became emir has he said a word against jonathan?ask yourself y has sanusi nt endosed buari.and finnaly ask yourself y will a 75 year old ex-coup plotter become my president

0ne billion likes my man! You know the game as men pasa n'ogbe!!

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Emir Of Kano, Lamido Sanusi (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 3:57pm On Jan 21, 2015

olaoreawofele:
Do you actually believe what you type here?

Yes, I believe it cos I'm privy to secret info on the preceding events after that particular matter...! Won't talk much though!! wink

Crime › Re: CHILD THEFT: Housewife Sells Neighbours Child For N250,000 In Delta State by DeCritique(m): 3:46pm On Jan 21, 2015

Chei!!

Politics › Re: President Jonathan Visits Emir Of Kano, Lamido Sanusi (Photos) by DeCritique(m): 3:39pm On Jan 21, 2015

Hahahaha... When I say the President is such a brilliant political strategist, you guys won't believe me. The game plan was to remove Sanusi from a place where he was not in so much relevance to the political circle and put him in a place where he would be more relevant.

Now, the President sits, smiles, laughs and exchanges pleasantries with the Emir of Kano who is surely bound to deliver Kano into his palms!!

Long Live President Goodluck Jonathan, GCFR, PhD!
Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria!!

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 9 Things You Should Never Say In A Job Interview by DeCritique(m): 3:24pm On Jan 21, 2015

Never use an affidavit in place of your certificate and say "My satificate is witu da armiy"!! grin

Politics › Re: Group Urges APC Leaders To Replace Buhari With Kwankwaso by DeCritique(m): 2:48pm On Jan 21, 2015

jingh:
tell me d cases of his corruption pls and tell me what happen to this cases

Buhari has asked Jonathan to explain
“what happened to the case of N104m seized from
Nancy Ebere Nwosu who allegedly swore to an
affidavit to the EFCC that she was laundering
money for Dame Patience Jonathan.”

“the
announcement by the then EFCC spokesman, Mr
Osita Nwajah on September 11, 2006 that the sum
of USD13.5 million was seized from another
associate of Mrs. Jonathan which the anti-graft
body said belonged to the now first lady.”

“who
presided over the FEC meeting on October 2009,
where a 4 km runway at Abuja Airport was awarded
for N64bn? Whereas, late President Yar’adua was
already in Saudi Hospital as at the time!”

“what happened to
the USD30billion Yar’adua left in the excess crude
account that is virtually empty now?

A huge part of it was allocated to Lagos state which the current APC governor of the state has mismanaged!!

Politics › Re: Shehu Musa Yar'adua Entered Army 1959, How Did He Write Exam 1961 Na???? by DeCritique(m): 2:29pm On Jan 21, 2015

Don't mind him! Because the guy is no more living and won't be able to respond to allegations made on his personality, he then decides to use his name!!

What a shame Buhari has put this nation through. I cry for the teeming educated Nigerian youths that have allowed Buhari to use their head and drink garri!

May God save this nation! Amen!!

#GEJ!!

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Politics › Re: Mammoth Crowd Waiting For Mr President In Kano by DeCritique(m): 2:12pm On Jan 21, 2015

Liars... I was watching the rally live on AIT. angry

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Politics › Re: General Buhari's Plan To Secure Nigeria by DeCritique(m): 2:01pm On Jan 21, 2015

b1327:
my guy some1 without waec who is intelligent and a person with phd with very "minute" iq wo doesn't want 2 improve himself.(Wo we u go for)

I weeeee go for the PHD graduate because he is more educated and more sound to put the nation in better state that a self acclaimed honest yet to be found certificate holder who claims to be able to end corruption while he eats from the tables of corrupt men!!

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Politics › Re: Group Urges APC Leaders To Replace Buhari With Kwankwaso by DeCritique(m): 1:59pm On Jan 21, 2015

jingh:
CONCERNED members of the All Progressives
Congress, APC, has expressed worries over the
health condition of the Presidential Candidate of the
party, Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd) and advised
the leadership of the party to replace him with
governor of Kano State, Dr. Rabiu Kwankwaso who
came second in the primaries of the party

who be them ?

Abeg buhari for President jare
#buhari4change

They are right thinking APC members that believe that a fight against corruption begins from home... If APC was to change candidates now, I may think of joining the Progressives but the problem still remains that the Party Leader is the General Overseer of corruption in Nigeria so how do I cope with that and APC's claim to stop corruption? undecided

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Politics › Re: Live: APC Presidential Rally Katsina State! by DeCritique(m): 1:52pm On Jan 21, 2015

dayo23:
Copy of press release of General Buhari statement on certificate.

With no letterhead? angry

freaking eediots! We are not taking this... We are not swallowing this garbage tale!!

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Politics › Re: Live: APC Presidential Rally Katsina State! by DeCritique(m): 1:50pm On Jan 21, 2015

The mugu general has not presented his certificate and he goes on to Katsina for a political rally? Okay!! Smh!!!

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Politics › Re: General Buhari's Plan To Secure Nigeria by DeCritique(m): 1:48pm On Jan 21, 2015

b1327:
Wen I say d gen wit waec is more intelligent dan d clueless phd holder in office some dummy we come here to say rubbish.

Waaaaiiiittttt! Stop there first!! Who told you he has WAEC? undecided

Your statement should read "When I say the General without WAEC..."!! angry

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Politics › Re: General Buhari's Plan To Secure Nigeria by DeCritique(m): 1:40pm On Jan 21, 2015

Too much "I think(s)" in his statement!!

A person who plans to be the President of the most popolous black nation in the world should be sure of himself and his statements and stop thinking/thoughting all the time!

We need a leader that is sure of himself and I can't seem to find it in Buhari as I'm still helping to search for his certificate. Maybe after seeing that, I can start searching for an iota of sureness in him.

But for now, #GEJ! Till 2019!! Tag your friends!!!

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